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Krymson Tyde [TotalFark]
2011-11-27 10:17:04 AM
...and his shell was perfect.
 
Howie Spankowitz [TotalFark]
2011-11-27 11:22:45 AM
We're going to be seeing a lot of these, aren't we?
 
Mentat [TotalFark]
2011-11-27 11:26:47 AM
"I'm gonna fark the hell out of that pumpkin."
 
Rufus Lee King
2011-11-27 11:51:07 AM
Not this again?
 
wrenchboy
2011-11-27 11:51:23 AM
oom nom nom
 
wildcardjack
2011-11-27 11:51:24 AM
Looks like fodder for a Photoshop contest.

/Something I don't have the skills for.
 
Trance750 [TotalFark]
2011-11-27 11:52:12 AM
www.blogcdn.com

/approves
 
Phaeon
2011-11-27 12:00:24 PM
Krymson Tyde: ...and his shell was perfect.

Ahhhh ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
 
gerbilpox
2011-11-27 12:02:31 PM
Meh. Call me when a pumpkin eats a turtle.
 
Marcintosh
2011-11-27 12:11:44 PM
Krymson Tyde: ...and his shell was perfect.

done in one

nothing better to add so I'll just be moving along now
 
Easy_Like_Sunday_Mornin'
2011-11-27 12:13:46 PM
Best thread all day
 
Devolving_Spud
2011-11-27 12:14:33 PM
Of all the stupid crap that gets greenlit...

Click

Ok that is fairly cool. Carry on.
 
pxlboy [TotalFark]
2011-11-27 12:14:59 PM
i147.photobucket.com
/obligatory
 
StreetlightInTheGhetto [TotalFark]
2011-11-27 12:15:55 PM
Mentat: "I'm gonna fark the hell out of that pumpkin."

t0.gstatic.com

/before I die, I'm gonna fark me a fish
 
Beluga Heights
2011-11-27 12:16:09 PM
I saw a guy stick a firecracker up a cat's butt and light that shiat on fire.

Pa pow pa pow.
 
Lone Stranger
2011-11-27 12:21:57 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
blondski
2011-11-27 12:22:26 PM
that pretty much looks exactly like my grandma when she eats
 
MontanaDave
2011-11-27 12:29:35 PM
Damn. I was hoping it was a euphemism for Mitch McConnell being caught in an oral sex scandal involving a fat chick with a spray-on tan,
 
Summer Glau's Love Slave
2011-11-27 12:34:34 PM
Krymson Tyde: ...and his shell was perfect.

catmacros.files.wordpress.com

/Well played, Sir and/or Madam.
 
zulius
2011-11-27 12:43:25 PM
Summer Glau's Love Slave: Krymson Tyde: ...and his shell was perfect.

[catmacros.files.wordpress.com image 299x220]

/Well played, Sir and/or Madam.

Why was it well played?
Did I miss something?
/When did we get to Disneyland?
 
MontanaDave
2011-11-27 12:46:49 PM
zulius: Summer Glau's Love Slave: Krymson Tyde: ...and his shell was perfect.

[catmacros.files.wordpress.com image 299x220]

/Well played, Sir and/or Madam.

Why was it well played?
Did I miss something?
/When did we get to Disneyland?

Yeah, you missed something. We called it the 70s. It included Warren Zevon and a song titled "Werewolves of London"
 
FrancoFile
2011-11-27 12:48:16 PM
Lone Stranger: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 640x480]

What an irrelevant photo. It doesn't have a turtle or a pumpkin in it.
 
Heron
2011-11-27 12:52:35 PM
And that's all that needs to be said about that. Done in 0; grats, subby.
 
theorellior [TotalFark]
2011-11-27 12:52:54 PM
Krymson Tyde: ...and his shell was perfect.

He'll tear your lungs out, Jim... very, very slowly.
 
Wasilla Hillbilly
2011-11-27 12:53:14 PM
Enjoy every pumpkin
 
darkeyes
2011-11-27 01:01:45 PM
i6.photobucket.com
 
hitmanric
2011-11-27 01:24:21 PM
FrancoFile: Lone Stranger: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 640x480]

What an irrelevant photo. It doesn't have a turtle or a pumpkin in it.

But it has a couple melons. Close enough for me.
 
Nihilist's Guide to Reticent Entropy
2011-11-27 01:26:59 PM
Subby, you dolt!

A turtle is a water-based creature. A tortoise is the land-based creature you linked to.
 
MayContainHorseGluten [TotalFark]
2011-11-27 01:34:36 PM
darkeyes: [i6.photobucket.com image 625x417]

Came for this, left satisfied.
 
GungFu
2011-11-27 01:37:52 PM
The turtles look happy together.
 
ph0rk
2011-11-27 01:38:16 PM
Nihilist's Guide to Reticent Entropy: Subby, you dolt!

A turtle is a water-based creature. A tortoise is the land-based creature you linked to.

This guy assures me they're the same thing:

i116.photobucket.com
 
turbidum
2011-11-27 01:41:40 PM
MontanaDave: Damn. I was hoping it was a euphemism for Mitch McConnell being caught in an oral sex scandal involving a fat chick with a spray-on tan,

Or maybe a transvestite John Boehner?
 
pxlboy [TotalFark]
2011-11-27 01:42:27 PM
ph0rk: Nihilist's Guide to Reticent Entropy: Subby, you dolt!

A turtle is a water-based creature. A tortoise is the land-based creature you linked to.

This guy assures me they're the same thing:

[i116.photobucket.com image 639x371]

why am i not helping?
 
GeeksAreMyPeeps [TotalFark]
2011-11-27 01:45:44 PM
img202.imageshack.us
 
Mister Peejay
2011-11-27 01:46:22 PM
Someone needs to get that tortoise a napkin.
 
rednickel
2011-11-27 01:47:56 PM
my cat can eat a whole watermelon.

kimreidbooks.files.wordpress.com
 
Wasilla Hillbilly
2011-11-27 01:50:26 PM
rednickel: my cat can eat a whole watermelon.

[kimreidbooks.files.wordpress.com image 478x357]

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
malaktaus
2011-11-27 02:23:27 PM
I saw the best tortoises of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked,
dragging themselves through the zoo streets at dawn looking for an angry gourd.
 
Nick Nostril
2011-11-27 02:24:35 PM
rednickel: my cat can eat a whole watermelon.

[kimreidbooks.files.wordpress.com image 478x357]

I believe the saying is "my dog can eat a whole watermelon". Least that's how I 'member it.
 
Mikeyworld
2011-11-27 02:28:53 PM
For reference

I saw a turtle (new window)

/how soon we forget
//amateurs...
///or; Is it immatures?
 
Buttbone McGillicutty
2011-11-27 02:46:33 PM
They're cute and all, but can someone get swab the goo out of their eyes?
 
Ed Finnerty [TotalFark]
2011-11-27 02:54:45 PM
ANOTHER Palin thread?
 
jaytkay
2011-11-27 02:58:50 PM
Nick Nostril: rednickel: my cat can eat a whole watermelon.

[kimreidbooks.files.wordpress.com image 478x357]

I believe the saying is "my dog can eat a whole watermelon". Least that's how I 'member it.

www.whataboutwatermelon.com
 
charity [TotalFark]
2011-11-27 03:08:10 PM
Nick Nostril: rednickel: my cat can eat a whole watermelon.

[kimreidbooks.files.wordpress.com image 478x357]

I believe the saying is "my dog can eat a whole watermelon". Least that's how I 'member it.

No, it's a cat. Trust me.
 
InOmnibusCaritas [TotalFark]
2011-11-27 03:11:03 PM
"I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo! They were very drunk!"

30.media.tumblr.com

/Immediately what I thought of when I saw the headline.
//and then I thought of Warren Zevon
 
PastryChef
2011-11-27 03:35:54 PM
THE TORTOISE
Come crown my brow with leaves of myrtle,
I know the tortoise is a turtle,
Come carve my name in stone immortal,
I know the turtoise is a tortle.
I know to my profound despair,
I bet on one to beat a hare,
I also know I'm now a pauper,
Because of its tortley, turtley, torper.
 
monstera
2011-11-27 03:58:22 PM
ain't seen one of these in a while
/comforting like thanksgiving
 
8 inches [TotalFark]
2011-11-27 04:03:38 PM
Trance750: [www.blogcdn.com image 225x200]

/approves

First thing I thought of.

/Leaving happy.
 
derrrface
2011-11-27 06:08:22 PM
I saw beyonce at burgerking.
 
Smidge204
2011-11-27 06:17:02 PM
 
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