Okay, I'm stumped.

Is that a man or a woman?

Because that's what Jesus would have done.

The Madd Mann: Okay, I'm stumped.

Is that a man or a woman?

I can't tell either but that dude/dudette is prime material for a photoshop contest.

Here I was thinking the article was going to be about how expensive regular Christmas trees have gotten....

Ok ... is there an actual tree in there? Cuz that thing looks more like an overly decorated Festivus pole.

The Madd Mann: Okay, I'm stumped.

Is that a man or a woman?

That's the Asian Geddy Lee.

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Okay, I'm stumped.

Is that a man or a woman?

I'm going with man. Mainly because he has Ann Coulter man hands.

I bet if you made the same thing out of paper and gold paint, 95% of people couldn't tell the difference without touching it (and why would people be allowed to touch it?) I see things that look almost exactly like that at the Festival of Trees here every year.

Charlie Brown is inconsolable.

It's like the Charlie Brown Christmas tree in reverse.

Geddy Ree?

What, another damned Daily Mail link?

/fark that.

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Okay, I'm stumped.

Is that a man or a woman?

I'm going with man. Mainly because he has Ann Coulter man hands.

Youtube video would indicate that it's a dude.

Link (new window)

soon to be in some (c)rapper's living room.

Peepul pay gud money for dead trees? I dun git mine from da back forty fer free.

I get my tree from a special greenhouse where the air is filtered so that it's pure and free of pollutants. Exotic songbirds are brought in to sing to the trees daily for the 20 years that it takes to bring them to their perfect size. They are watered with pure spring water from the Canadian Rockies and fertilized with moose poop from mooses that are fed a diet of arctic grass that only grows for 2 weeks a year.

When it's time for the trees to be harvested, they aren't cut down--they're oh well I lost interest there.

That's farking ugly. I had a yucca Christmas bush once that looked prettier than that. And it was dead.

The Madd Mann: Is that a man or a woman?

Both

/and now you're sorry you asked

What a waste.

They would do better "in the spirit of Christmas" to donate the money to their fellow countrymen who are still reeling from the effects of the quake.

There's a place by me selling Christmas trees. Sign says 50% if you are unemployed.