Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

Pigs sleep and root in their own shiat because they have no room to move around in their cages.

/does not eat anything that shiats

skinink: Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

1 out of 10 for the troll.

caramel Maple bacon peanut bark

There, I just made it even better.

skinink: Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

How about a dog? Dog eats its own feces.

eyefarkno: skinink: Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

1 out of 10 for the troll.

seriously? i can maybe understand the vegetarian being too concerned with injecting a social message and their perceived moral superiority into a fark thread to notice a freakin' PULP FICTION reference, but for a second person to miss that entirely and think it's just a bad troll? That's just strange to me. Maybe Pulp Fiction isn't as universal as I always assumed. Okay.

Is it just me or does that look like crap on a plate?

Boozy Bacon Jam more like a bacon antipasto

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Trance750: ApatheticMonkey: skinink: Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

How about a dog? Dog eats its own feces.

And they lick your face, too

And when they come across a cat's litter box, it's all nom nom nom...

/i keep a dog just to clean out the litter box

Allornone: eyefarkno: skinink: Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

1 out of 10 for the troll.

seriously? i can maybe understand the vegetarian being too concerned with injecting a social message and their perceived moral superiority into a fark thread to notice a freakin' PULP FICTION reference, but for a second person to miss that entirely and think it's just a bad troll? That's just strange to me. Maybe Pulp Fiction isn't as universal as I always assumed. Okay.

And after you say this, it gets another "bite."

Kids today.

skinink: Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

I can't wait until God strikes down upon all vegetarians with great vengeance and furious anger. I'm tired of them trying to poison and destroy my brothers.

Trance750: eyefarkno: skinink: Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

1 out of 10 for the troll.

I wouldn't even give him that high of a score

References, mother farker. Do you know them!?

My cousin made this and served it with her sweet potato cheesecake. That bark was one of the tastiest things I ate all Thanksgiving Day.

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Is it just me or does that look like crap on a plate?

See a doctor immediately.

skinink: Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

well dont touch my wife then!

Pigs, given the choice, are not filthy animals "that root in their own feces". Given a choice they prefer a cleaner environment... they DO coat themselves with mud or dust to keep biting flys and other pests at bay.
(worked on a hog farm for 8 years - very smart animals)

Oh, BTW skinink... if you were kept in a confined area, fed & watered on a regular basis with no means of leaving said area... eventually you would be sleeping and rolling in your own waste. (unless your owner CLEANED on a regular basis)

And then we get a white knight for pigs... Wow.

Maybe if we added Vincents line:
Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.

skinink: Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

Preach, Malcolm!

Bacon is the food you add to make other foods taste better. There is no reason to add other foods to bacon.

So unless you just happen to have some caramel peanuts laying about and you wanna make them better, this is stupid and a waste of bacon.

zerkalo: skinink: Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

Preach, Malcolm!

Ah, Fark! Why did I think that line was from "X"?

Dare to keep slugs off kids: Maybe if we added Vincents line:
Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.

I tried that earlier. Didn't work. Now I feel old.

There is a cupcake shop near my house that sells Laguanita's batter cupcakes, with maple frosting, and caramelized bacon sprinkled on top. I've always said that if I could live off of nothing but cake and beer I would, and this place just combined the best things ever. I want a cupcake...

Pipkin E: My cousin made this and served it with her sweet potato cheesecake. That bark was one of the tastiest things I ate all Thanksgiving Day.

Sweet potato cheesecake? That sounds scrumdeleicious!

I made a chocolate silk pecan pie for turkey day. Bottom layer was pecan pie stuff and the top was
chocolate silk. The only thing not made from scratch was the crust.

There were no leftovers.

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Is it just me or does that look like crap on a plate?

It may look like feces, but I have enough sense NOT to disregard it.

slyghtlytwisted: Pigs, given the choice, are not filthy animals "that root in their own feces". Given a choice they prefer a cleaner environment... they DO coat themselves with mud or dust to keep biting flys and other pests at bay.
(worked on a hog farm for 8 years - very smart animals)

Oh, BTW skinink... if you were kept in a confined area, fed & watered on a regular basis with no means of leaving said area... eventually you would be sleeping and rolling in your own waste. (unless your owner CLEANED on a regular basis)



Left to their own devices in the wild, rolling in shiat is NOT the problem here. If only it were that innocuous.

ApatheticMonkey: skinink: Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

How about a dog? Dog eats its own feces.

wonk wonk wonk. last night you're 3/4 bagged with your tongue half way up gf's dumper chute but today at brunch you're all morals. git outta heah.

Why the fark have none of you seen Pulp Fiction? This thread is stupid. I hate all of you.

ApatheticMonkey: skinink: Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

How about a dog? Dog eats its own feces.

I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.

/getting this back on track...

Shady_Short_Busser: ApatheticMonkey: skinink: Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

How about a dog? Dog eats its own feces.

I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.

/getting this back on track...

You ever see that pig on Green Acres? He had personality, so did that other pig, the spider even said so

DjangoStonereaver: Its everything that is wrong with hipsterism, foodie-ism and the fetishization of bacon in one place.

/Bacon is as passe and annoying as zombie horror.
//I would still buy a bag, just to make sure no one else would be able to.
///Don't judge me.

A. Hipsters rarely eat bacon and if they do it's only ironically and a type you've probably never heard of.

B. Bacon will never be passé. Why you ask? It's delicious and it literally makes everything a little better.

So good it will make you cry: chop chicken,ham and mozzerella and stuff into half a deseeded jalapeño. Wrap in bacon and smoke for 45min. You almost can't make enough.

What lame ass directions. Never microwave chocolate or caramel to melt it for a recipe like this, unless you want it to suck.

Go out and buy a double boiler, and carefully melt your chocolate, and caramel. It will come out so much better. Interestingly, you can carefully microwave the bacon,and finish it in a pan, if you so desire.

When TF did carmel become car~A~mel?
Did advertisers really need that extra syllable to make is sound better?
Did I miss something?
WTF?

Kinan: When TF did carmel become car~A~mel?
Did advertisers really need that extra syllable to make is sound better?
Did I miss something?
WTF?

Please tell me you're joking. Carmel has never been anything other than a place name, or occasionally a female given name. The candy is caramel, derived from early 1700s Spanish "caramelo" through French, according to my dictionary.

Do you also rage against people mispronouncing "newk-u-ler" as "new-klee-er"?

gweilo8888: Kinan: When TF did carmel become car~A~mel?
Did advertisers really need that extra syllable to make is sound better?
Did I miss something?
WTF?

Please tell me you're joking. Carmel has never been anything other than a place name, or occasionally a female given name. The candy is caramel, derived from early 1700s Spanish "caramelo" through French, according to my dictionary.

Do you also rage against people mispronouncing "newk-u-ler" as "new-klee-er"?

Carmel apples for the win.
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Kinan: Carmel apples for the win.
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Caramel apples for the win.
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Carmel apples -caramel: About 7,700,000 results
Caramel apples -carmel: About 27,500,000 results

Thankfully, most of the world is literate.

gweilo8888: Kinan: Carmel apples for the win.
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Caramel apples for the win.
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Carmel apples -caramel: About 7,700,000 results
Caramel apples -carmel: About 27,500,000 results

Thankfully, most of the world is literate.

I just wish we knew the proper way it was spelt.

kvinesknows: gweilo8888: Kinan: Carmel apples for the win.
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Caramel apples for the win.
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Carmel apples -caramel: About 7,700,000 results
Caramel apples -carmel: About 27,500,000 results

Thankfully, most of the world is literate.

I just wish we knew the proper way it was spelt.