Just calling it right now, Hanie will take it in the hiney...

We believe in you, Caleb! Just try to keep the INT's down below 3.

1 PM you say? When did this happen? Also, how about them NFC East leading Cowboys?

Oh wait, I forgot.....



Bring on Matty Lite...



/ I'm a little worried about today.

Over/Under on how long into the game Peyton Hillis makes it before re-aggravating his hamstring? I'm taking three minutes into the second quarter.

CavalierEternal: Over/Under on how long into the game Peyton Hillis makes it before re-aggravating his hamstring? I'm taking three minutes into the second quarter.

He'll do it coming out of the team bus.

Anyway, GO BROWNS!

CavalierEternal: Over/Under on how long into the game Peyton Hillis makes it before re-aggravating his hamstring? I'm taking three minutes into the second quarter.

He's been out long enough, it ought to be OK if he's been doing his rehab. The question is, will it matter? The Bengals ought to win this game. If they don't the Browns can take pride in knocking them out of the playoffs.

Adolf Oliver Nipples: CavalierEternal: Over/Under on how long into the game Peyton Hillis makes it before re-aggravating his hamstring? I'm taking three minutes into the second quarter.

He's been out long enough, it ought to be OK if he's been doing his rehab. The question is, will it matter? The Bengals ought to win this game. If they don't the Browns can take pride in knocking them out of the playoffs.

The Bengals are really the only legitimate rival the Browns have left in the division. We can usually count on splitting the season series, regardless of how good or bad either team is.

I'm interested in seeing how Pat Shurmur handles not only having Hillis back, but having Montario Hardesty active again with Chris Ogbonnaya coming off of a big game last week. I'm sure he'll botch it somehow.

miltonbabbitt: Hey, aren't they the team that's only had one win against teams with winning records this year?!?



Of all the teams with the same record as the Cowboys, only the Raiders have beaten tougher teams. Cowboys didn't make the schedule. What do you want them to do? Get a new schedule?

SVenus:

Look, calm down. There hasn't been one reported bimbo eruption since Leinart has been announced.

If Leinart can keep his eyes off the cheerleaders we just might have a chance.

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er, well folks, the Texans are toast. Nice knowin' the top of the division!

//

Heh. I was thinking of going the other route and telling him about all the bimbos he'll get if he gets a few wins into the playoffs. I'm more worried about how he will do against the Falcons next week. Today is just a scouting game to me.

Tebow is no match for two of the most diabolical minds in the NFL

We're screwed.

Quintessential_Cynic:

C'mon now, this season has been a masters course on keeping the faith.

/So far.
//C'mon TE's and Andre's ridiculous vertical leap

Hey, as long as he hands the ball off the right direction and remembers that he's good at the short pass, we should be fine. I'm thinking more long term. The true test will be against the Falcons and the Bengals. It's weird being proud of our defense though. Watts and Reed are monsters.

eddievercetti: Di Atribe: Of all the teams with the same record as the Cowboys, only the Raiders have beaten tougher teams. Cowboys didn't make the schedule. What do you want them to do? Get a new schedule?

Do I see a My Little Pony in the 0-0 spot?

Yyyyyyyyyyyep! :) Can't really make fun of the Lions any more, ya know.

Slightly larger graphy poppy

I really like the separate thread for the FF geeks. Very cool!

Coming in to Sunday's action at 1-2 after calling a couple more upsets than there actually were. Yes, I realize there weren't any actual upsets. Team in bold is your winner:

Green Bay Packers at Detroit Lions

Miami Dolphins at Dallas Cowboys

San Francisco 49ers at Baltimore Ravens

Minnesota Vikings at Atlanta Falcons:
I honestly can't remember ever being this positive about an outcome. Which probably means the Vikings will win by 40.

Cleveland Browns at Cincinatti Bengals:
Peyton Hillis potentially coming back might actually hurt the Browns. Either way, Cincy is the far better team.

Carolina Panthers at Indianapolis Colts:
Cam Newton and the Panthers may be out of it, but unlike the Colts they still want to win.

Houston Texans at Jacksonville Jaguars:
With Matt Schaub this was a much easier pick, but it's still easy.

Buffalo Bills at New York Jets:
The Jets realize they probably have to win out to make the playoffs. Don't see that happening, but they do have a better recent history in "must-win" matchups.

Arizona Cardinals at St. Louis Rams:
The homefield/two bad teams thing tells me to pick the Rams, but they've taught me better. Arizona has quietly put together a fairly solid November.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Tennessee Titans:
The Bucs come in riding a 4-game losing streak, and the Titans suddenly have reason for optimism after the injury in Houston.

Chicago Bears at Oakland Raiders:
All injured quarterbacks aside, the Raiders have struggled mightily to stop the run (to stop anything for that matter), and the Bears can certainly run the ball.

Washington Redskins at Seattle Seahawks:
The Niners will have to wait another week to clinch the division.

New England Patriots at Philadelphia Eagles:
The only way I can see the Eagles hanging in this game is if they can force a bunch of turnovers...and I don't see that happening.

Denver Broncos at San Diego Chargers:
I'm done betting against Tebus. Although if he/they do collapse, "Tesus" has a certain charm. On a side note, how many people remember that the Chargers were 4-1 at one point this season?

Pittsburgh Steelers at Kansas City Chiefs:
The Steelers are a better team in every category.

New York Giants at New Orleans Saints:
There are three teams left in the league which are undefeated at home; New Orleans is one of them. Cowboys fans, rejoice.

Whoever this chick on CBS is, she has the nice boobiages

eddievercetti: There's still the Colts.

When you're 0-10 & not making any effort to better your team, well.... no legit logo for you. I was a little sad to say goodbye to the Detroit Hello Kitties, though :(

eddievercetti: And I hope the Vinny Young can help us rise back on top!

He's a Longhorn, so I can't really talk shiat about him. I'll just be over here making whirly-twirly fingers up by my temples. o_O

AdmirableSnackbar: My eyes are terrible, is that a facepalming Redskins logo?

Mmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaybe


/yes

I hope Roddy White and Julio Jones have a huge day against the Vikings secondary.

Sin_City_Superhero: I hope Roddy White and Julio Jones have a huge day against the Vikings secondary.

What I picture every time I see his name:

Quintessential_Cynic:

I figure push come to shove, we'll just put some pine tar on the back of Matt's jersey and Foster can just use him as a fullback substitute.

I'm O.K. with this.

I hate these insurance commercials. They all have symbols like umbrellas, a blanket, joining hands, or a friendly gecko Then you file a claim and they all have the same symbol. A 10 inch gas powered, iron spiked dildo with pepper spray.