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SilentStrider

2011-11-27 12:07:55 AM

When someone asks if you're the President you say YES!

2wolves

2011-11-27 12:10:52 AM

"Like the fist of an angry god, I'd hit that."

ecmoRandomNumbers

2011-11-27 12:17:05 AM

Murray: What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered?

Obama: That about sums it up for me.

/thanks, Groundhog Day

Bathia_Mapes

2011-11-27 12:17:26 AM

And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

ecmoRandomNumbers

2011-11-27 12:18:05 AM

ecmoRandomNumbers: Murray: What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered?

Obama: That about sums it up for me.

/thanks, Groundhog Day
//now with votey goodness

vudukungfu

2011-11-27 12:20:01 AM

You've got balls, lady, and I like that.

farkingismybusiness

2011-11-27 12:22:19 AM

Bathia_Mapes: And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

Big hitter, Obama.

EasyWind

2011-11-27 12:30:27 AM

Murray: You know, back in the day I would have done you like a gopher on a golf course.

Obama: You still can Bill, you still can.

HawgWild

2011-11-27 12:34:03 AM

Barack: Two in the box
Michelle: Ready to go
Bill: We be fast
All: AND THEY BE SLOW!

desertmouse

2011-11-27 12:38:51 AM

Of course you can have a hit. Nobody's lookin'.

ds_4815

2011-11-27 12:43:14 AM

"In order to conquer the Republicans, you must think like Republicans... and whenever possible, to look like one. You've gotta get inside an F-350 with truck nuts and a Jesus fish on the back and drive around for a few days."

bogey

2011-11-27 12:52:13 AM

"So a priest, Ron Paul, and a used car salesman walk into a bar..."

cretinbob

2011-11-27 12:56:28 AM

Gungagaloonga

libranoelrose

2011-11-27 02:00:18 AM

I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body

2011-11-27 02:34:33 AM

"Since you're the President, I'll admit this to you:

Zombieland does suck all kinds of ass."

farkingismybusiness

2011-11-27 02:46:49 AM

We should treat this like the end of Lost In Translation. It was brilliant when Sophia Coppola left it open to interpretation. It was the icing on the cake of an otherwise fantastic Bill Murray movie. One of his best. She is a national treasure.

/What did he say. What did he say!!

MisterLoki

2011-11-27 03:38:19 AM

farkingismybusiness: We should treat this like the end of Lost In Translation. It was brilliant when Sophia Coppola left it open to interpretation. It was the icing on the cake of an otherwise fantastic Bill Murray movie. One of his best. She is a national treasure.

/What did he say. What did he say!!

I came to post *whisper*whisper*mumble*whisper*

thisispete

2011-11-27 03:39:13 AM

No-one will ever believe you

geom_00

2011-11-27 03:39:14 AM

Mr. President. Has anyone told you about the Twinkie?

skinink

2011-11-27 03:39:35 AM

You can't get the antlers to stay on John Boehner's head? Did you try staples?

TellarHK

2011-11-27 03:43:50 AM

"There's no way in hell I'll make another Ghostbusters movie. It just doesn't seem like it would be any fun without Moranis."

Dadoody

2011-11-27 03:45:18 AM

LoneWolf343

2011-11-27 03:48:09 AM

"It's true; this man has no dick."

phunkey_monkey

2011-11-27 03:48:10 AM

"Oh my god, you have mighty fine tits".

/Bill Murry looks at black guy.

"Who the hell are you"?

//Bill Murry takes a swig of Geritol

Vaguely Racist Lawn Ornament

2011-11-27 03:52:32 AM

"No one will ever believe you."

trappedspirit

2011-11-27 04:08:31 AM

"We one percenters need to stick together."

gregoire4

2011-11-27 04:10:09 AM

The Lama's flowing robes were that color of stunning orange, too.

What_Would_Jimi_Do

2011-11-27 04:11:31 AM

CANNONBALL!!!!!

libranoelrose

2011-11-27 04:15:05 AM

Don't drive angry.

Labradh

2011-11-27 04:25:20 AM

Obama: I thought you was a zombie.
Murray: I thought you were Tiger Woods

dopeydwarf

2011-11-27 04:32:11 AM

"I'd bang your wife like the fist of an angry god."

Bathia_Mapes

2011-11-27 04:39:59 AM

You know, I'm a voter. Aren't you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt?

libranoelrose

2011-11-27 04:42:16 AM

I'll give you each $20 to make the political captions go away.

tjassen

2011-11-27 04:42:20 AM

"It just doesn't matter! It Just Doesn't Matter! IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER!!"

Ablejack

2011-11-27 04:55:23 AM

... and you're Bill Murray... Bill Groundhog Day Ghostbustin' ass Murray.
/obscure?

Typical Right Wing Doosh

2011-11-27 05:00:49 AM

Ablejack: ... and you're Bill Murray... Bill Groundhog Day Ghostbustin' ass Murray.
/obscure?

coffee and cigarettes

urban.derelict

2011-11-27 05:01:38 AM

vudukungfu: You've got balls, lady, and I like that.

www.myfacewhen.net

Satyagraha

2011-11-27 05:33:10 AM

Ma'am, I'm sure there are a lot of ways I've gone that you haven't.

kurtsshirts.com

onestar

2011-11-27 06:42:05 AM

Look, I don't care what they're offering, Obama, I'm not doing Ghostbusters 3!

aurorous

2011-11-27 07:18:23 AM

This is one occasion where the actual moment was way more entertaining than anything anyone on fark will ever come up with.

Bill Murray has that effect on reality.

6655321

2011-11-27 07:31:25 AM

My car is the silver Mercedes. And I know how much change is in the armrest..

HideMonkey

2011-11-27 07:45:10 AM

biatch, I done told you once!

Tom_Slick

2011-11-27 08:04:49 AM

I'm telling the Army could really use a new EM-50, the last one is close to 30 years old.

lordznot

2011-11-27 08:10:58 AM

Obama: who's your least favorite President
Murray: Garfied, maybe

Snatch Bandergrip

2011-11-27 08:27:18 AM

"This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former Chicago lawyer and now about to become the presidential champion ... He's on his final leg. He's about 455 votes away, he's gonna hit about a 2 iron I think ... IT LOOKS LIKE A MIRAC - IT'S IN THE HOLE!"

MaxAwesome

2011-11-27 09:17:20 AM

Ok. Fine. I'll do it. I'll make another Ghostbusters movie.

But you have to play Winston.

Flakeloaf

2011-11-27 09:19:07 AM

But if I'm wrong, and we can stop this thing... Barryyyyy..... you will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters.

cubic_spleen

2011-11-27 09:21:51 AM

"Is it true what they say? It's easy to be a holy man on top of a mountain?"

Hung Like A Tic-Tac

2011-11-27 09:22:53 AM

"Dat Ass"