I hope they find who is responsible, and charge them to the fullest extent of the law.

Let's try to stay grounded here. If it follows current trends, I wouldn't be shocked if it plugged up the circuit courts and drained the city's budget.

Adolf Oliver Nipples: So they have a body anode idea how it got there? That kind of stuff gets me charged up.

The current may have carried him a long way.

Shocking,simply shocking.

A dead body in New York? Shut the f*ck up!

Wait ... watt?

I wonder if the police have any leads that can help them get a jump on the case.

grisly discovery

It's only grisly if it's been floating a while. Or they get really grisly when they are stuck on the bottom and then float up and the face is all chewed up by the bottom feeders, feeding in a rampant charge all over any decomposing food source. And then dis-charging their waste wherever it may fall.

/Sweet dreams......... Don't suddenly jolt up from a nightmare, screaming.

Maybe he lost his ballast and fell into the breakers.

I wonder what lead someone to make this discovery.

Acid I wouldn't make another pun in this thread, but sulfuric can't help myself.

I've seen this episode of Law & Order about 48 times.

John Dewey: You know, I come to Fark to be recharged, not drained by such C or D level attempts at puns.

Sorry, but for some of us, this is our only outlet.

Maybe he was suicidal. Joule have to keep your ion jumpers.

I wonder if there was little struggle or if the guy was a real DieHard.

Herb Utsmelz: John Dewey: You know, I come to Fark to be recharged, not drained by such C or D level attempts at puns.

That really Hertz.

better keep an ion him

My resistance to post further in this thread has been overcome by my capacitance to reason clearly. Seriously, wire we continuing?

Great puns, I sure wish volting was enabled.

I must say the comments in this thread are en lightning.

Good thing this did not happen at this time next year. The last thing you want is a lurid story like this one detracting from the business of politics during an electron year.

Can't be spring already. To early for the first floater and the Lemon Ice stands are still closed.
Due a warm winter perhaps? Global warming?

Maybe he just slipped a little and kept going and going and going into the water.

KiltedBastich: I must say the comments in this thread are en lightning.

Good thing this did not happen at this time next year. The last thing you want is a lurid story like this one detracting from the business of politics during an electron year.

Let's get back to talking about AAA ratings.

These kind of threads die hard.

Ohms my God! I knew Al Kline well. He found nothing Faraday in his life, had a low capacity for suffering, & only saw corrosion everywhere in the end. I hope this isn't the first in a series. There could be potential for copy batts.

By the time they found the body, it was nothing more than wet cells. What a senseless waste of LiFeS2.

Ohm my.

If it isn't fresh water, does that make it Assault and Battery?

Howitzer happened, nobody will know.

/That kind of battery.

Right:



Wrong:

Lenny's on the case.

A suspect will be charged and kept in a dry cell.

Came for a Deus Ex reference, leaving disappointed.

This happened to me once in a parallel case. The jury volts were split but I ran anyway. After some resistance I was caught. Let me tell you it is not fun being in capacitance in cell D.

And not one "Yeeaaahhhhh!!!" was heard...

I love the puns, I really do.

But...

Did no one look at the picture??????

GendoIkari: Came for a Deus Ex reference, leaving disappointed.

A cool person would have just made one of their own... instead of whining about the lack of one like you did.

Poor ol' Art Hillary. Maybe he was working on his cannonball form. Or maybe he had enough of being teased for his turrets syndrome. The city should look into new some new ordnances there.

Surool: GendoIkari: Came for a Deus Ex reference, leaving disappointed.

A cool person would have just made one of their own... instead of whining about the lack of one like you did.

I was too busy fondling my multi-tool... sorry.

ZombiesezCafeeeeeennnn: Did no one look at the picture??????

Surool: GendoIkari: Came for a Deus Ex reference, leaving disappointed.

A cool person would have just made one of their own... instead of whining about the lack of one like you did.

My mom says I'm cool.