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thismomentinblackhistory [TotalFark]
2011-11-26 06:10:10 PM
Yes they do.
 
dugitman [TotalFark]
2011-11-26 08:57:54 PM
I've seen 10 or so golfcart accidents in the 25 years I've played ranging from stupidly hilarious to scary as hell. Every single one of them was alcohol related and half were encouraged by the drunken "friend" riding shotgun.

/latest was last june
//off a bridge into the creek
 
Arklop
2011-11-26 09:22:58 PM
What about friends letting friends smoke and play Mario Kart?
 
Capo Del Bandito
2011-11-26 09:24:42 PM
"Officials say alcohol is being considered as a factor in the crash. Charges are pending against the driver of the golf cart. "

Being considered?

thecia.com.au
 
urban.derelict
2011-11-26 09:26:55 PM
"BULLSH*hic* they do show!

/no votey?
 
friedlinx
2011-11-26 09:29:30 PM
How do you drink a golf cart?
 
phxmke
2011-11-26 09:30:51 PM
Goes for ANYTHING motorized. Saw the "beer cart" driver flip over at a Banta company
golf outing (don't let alcoholics drive the beer cart, mkay???)

Ran a snowmobile into and UP A TREE (wasn't drunk, just dumb).

God I'm lucky I never owned a boat!
 
sexy-fetus
2011-11-26 09:31:54 PM
Its encouraged. I gain a stroke every 2 beers.
 
fusillade762
2011-11-26 09:34:07 PM
Bill Murray? (new window)
 
urban.derelict
2011-11-26 09:36:03 PM
smoke some and stare at the old lady behind TL jones (with your face a little closer than normal to your screen, i guess; stare intently) until you see the 3D depth perception (almost instantly) and in your peripheral vision to the right the words will smear around and his knuckles'll move.

/you can see him breathin'...because you expect him to be breathin'
 
Smeggy Smurf
2011-11-26 09:39:52 PM
friedlinx: How do you drink a golf cart?

You must not be Scottish
 
UsikFark
2011-11-26 09:43:31 PM
urban.derelict: smoke some and stare at the old lady behind TL jones (with your face a little closer than normal to your screen, i guess; stare intently) until you see the 3D depth perception (almost instantly) and in your peripheral vision to the right the words will smear around and his knuckles'll move.

/you can see him breathin'...because you expect him to be breathin'

if you had real friends, they would change all your passwords just to fark with your stoned ass.
 
Karvey
2011-11-26 09:44:09 PM
Like hell, they don't!
 
OrionXVI
2011-11-26 09:50:03 PM
Wait, lemme get this straight.

Guy drives golf cart on state highway at night.

Two teens rear end the golf cart, and are ejected from the car.

Question: What on earth kind of cart would cause two teens in a CAR to be ejected from the car without killing the driver of a golf CART. What the hell is the cart made of? Lead?

Am I missing something?
 
Evil Kirk vs Bad Ash
2011-11-26 09:51:07 PM
UsikFark: if you had real friends, they would change all your passwords just to fark with your stoned ass.

You should drink more and worry less.
 
UsikFark
2011-11-26 10:03:43 PM
Evil Kirk vs Bad Ash: UsikFark: if you had real friends, they would change all your passwords just to fark with your stoned ass.

You should drink more and worry less.

That's just your opinion.
 
MrEricSir
2011-11-26 10:07:48 PM
Pretty sure drunken accidents that can result in permanent spine, head, and/or neck injuries are all part of Darwin's grand design.
 
Blood Goblet
2011-11-26 10:10:57 PM
Assistant Fire Chief John Durand says golf carts aren't supposed to be driven on the road at night.

That's some good police work Lou.
 
MFAWG
2011-11-26 10:12:18 PM
sexy-fetus: Its encouraged. I gain a stroke every 2 beers.

You're doing it wrong.
 
glenlivid
2011-11-26 10:16:17 PM
I guess I'm not much of a friend.
 
mikefinch
2011-11-26 10:31:00 PM
yeah - golf carts go just fast enough that you would think them safe for people to drive drunk. Although i had a buddy that got run over by one and he wasn't to happy about it. (no lasting damage though)

Good memories of soaking a grassy slope down with a hose and busting out huge powerslides on the golf cart.
 
Monster Island [TotalFark]
2011-11-26 10:34:21 PM
My brother & all his friends drive golf carts exclusively when they are drinking. None of them have ever golfed, but they have hunting trails that connect all their houses (and also a local bar). Instead of driving their trucks on the roads every weekend, they load up their souped up golf carts with beers and avoid police on the hunting trails in the woods.

/Cool bro story?
 
jimmyego [TotalFark]
2011-11-26 10:34:27 PM
OrionXVI: Question: What on earth kind of cart would cause two teens in a CAR to be ejected from the car without killing the driver of a golf CART. What the hell is the cart made of? Lead?

Am I missing something?

Yes, bad reporting^. It was the golf cart duo who were nearly killed, the car driver was fine.
 
rolladuck
2011-11-26 10:34:41 PM
So, subby expects us to be able to WALK down the fairway and from hole to tee? shiat, they should feel lucky I can see the ball after 10th hole (when averaging 1.2 beers/hole).

Game was invented by the Scots. It's mandatory to be tanked by the end of the round.
 
SurelyShirley
2011-11-26 10:41:15 PM
Speaking of golf carts, what happened to the Chevy Volt thread?
 
TKM
2011-11-26 10:45:45 PM
http://guzzler.cybertude.com/archive/guzzler03.html

A little help from the pro.
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2011-11-26 10:49:27 PM
However, friends DO let friends drink and drive golf carts if they can get a video from a safe distance and send it in to a reality show for lots of money.
 
Ryker's Peninsula
2011-11-26 11:10:57 PM
My friends wouldn't let me do it, they'd MAKE me do it.
 
Rye_
2011-11-26 11:16:14 PM
BEST friends do.
 
Your Average Witty Fark User
2011-11-26 11:28:43 PM
thismomentinblackhistory: Yes they do.

Done in 1.
 
apachevoyeur
2011-11-26 11:31:01 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
why not?
 
apachevoyeur
2011-11-26 11:32:26 PM
cache.gawker.com
 
fusillade762
2011-11-26 11:44:41 PM
UsikFark: Evil Kirk vs Bad Ash: UsikFark: if you had real friends, they would change all your passwords just to fark with your stoned ass.

You should drink more and worry less.

That's just your opinion, man.

Fixed for The Dude.
 
Beaver Dimples
2011-11-27 12:01:48 AM
Friends don't let friends drive in Western New York!
 
elbows_deep_silent_queef
2011-11-27 12:56:58 AM
So I take it the real friends are the ones that make you do the driving because they are already too plastered to even operate the key?
 
LavenderWolf
2011-11-27 01:07:42 AM
What are you talking about, Subby? Have you been golfing, ever?
 
Inhalien
2011-11-27 01:25:30 AM
"Friends don't let friends drink and drive golf carts ".

Actually, that's exactly what friends do. Good friends, that is. Some of my best times involve the above activities and I hate golf.
 
proteus_b
2011-11-27 01:53:52 AM
OrionXVI: Wait, lemme get this straight.

Guy drives golf cart on state highway at night.

Two teens rear end the golf cart, and are ejected from the car.

Question: What on earth kind of cart would cause two teens in a CAR to be ejected from the car without killing the driver of a golf CART. What the hell is the cart made of? Lead?

Am I missing something?

yes, apparently you are missing the ability to read.
 
SN1987a goes boom
2011-11-27 02:12:21 AM
encrypted-tbn2.google.com

One of these guys knows a thing or two about drunk driving.
 
Grandmaster_Slapnuts
2011-11-27 03:58:41 AM
The three people involved in this video are friends of mine.

http://youtu.be/z6Yp_HFLGhg
 
Buffet
2011-11-27 05:43:54 AM
I can't tell who was ejected from what, from that shiatty article?
 
Second Try
2011-11-27 09:03:37 AM
fusillade762: UsikFark: Evil Kirk vs Bad Ash: UsikFark: if you had real friends, they would change all your passwords just to fark with your stoned ass.

You should drink more and worry less.

That's just your opinion, man.

Fixed for The Dude.

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
 
belhade
2011-11-27 12:01:05 PM
I was golfing with a friend of mine once who apparently didn't understand cart paths. He parked on a green and skidded across a few tee boxes. Almost flipped into a lake. And *I* was the one taking Vicodins with beer.
 
Onkel Buck
2011-11-27 03:00:03 PM
SN1987a goes boom: [encrypted-tbn2.google.com image 224x125]

One of these guys knows a thing or two about drunk driving.

/Too soon?

FTFY
 
Billygoat Gruff
2011-11-27 03:02:02 PM
belhade: I was golfing with a friend of mine once who apparently didn't understand cart paths. He parked on a green and skidded across a few tee boxes. Almost flipped into a lake. And *I* was the one taking Vicodins with beer.

Thats called "Swing Lube"
 
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