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(Starpulse) Sappy Selena Gomez is thrilled that her mother is pregnant. Justin Bieber is thrilled that he doesn't have to take another paternity test   (starpulse.com) divider line 49
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tomWright
2011-11-26 01:17:25 PM
Why not? Does Selena think Beiber *wouldn't* bang her mom if given any chance at all?

Dummy.
 
Apos [TotalFark]
2011-11-26 01:21:31 PM
Nice one,subby.
 
Mildot
2011-11-26 01:22:52 PM
Just fricken because...

st-listas.20minutos.es
 
Gig103 [TotalFark]
2011-11-26 01:29:37 PM
Her parents didn't waste much time in trying to replace their money tree. Although they probably should have started a few years ago so there wasn't an interruption in paychecks.
 
Alphax
2011-11-26 01:30:27 PM
(looks at pic) Mom's not bad at all.
 
ThisNameSux
2011-11-26 01:31:13 PM
16 Years from now, Beiber is accused of banging his underage sister in law.
 
Gosling
2011-11-26 01:40:26 PM
Gig103: Her parents didn't waste much time in trying to replace their money tree. Although they probably should have started a few years ago so there wasn't an interruption in paychecks.

I think Selena will be fine. She's a hell of a lot saner than Disney's usual crop.
 
thismomentinblackhistory [TotalFark]
2011-11-26 01:41:52 PM
I'm glad this headline didn't include "I don't know what a Justin Bieber is"
 
spman [TotalFark]
2011-11-26 01:46:43 PM
She looks like a troll, and when I saw her appear in The Muppets, it made me want to puke up my popcorn
 
limeyfellow
2011-11-26 01:56:43 PM
spman:
She looks like a troll, and when I saw her appear in The Muppets, it made me want to puke up my popcorn

See this is your mistake. Justin Beiber is not a girl silly. I am not quite sure what it is.
 
OtherLittleGuy [TotalFark]
2011-11-26 01:59:14 PM
Sarah Palin sends her warmest regards.
 
GoHomeAndGetYourShinebox
2011-11-26 02:00:19 PM
Mildot: Just fricken because...

[st-listas.20minutos.es image 640x853]

Call me crazy, but I think I prefer the 18 y/o version to the 16 y/o.

i43.tinypic.com
 
IlGreven
2011-11-26 02:00:24 PM
Mildot: Just fricken because...

[st-listas.20minutos.es image 640x853]

Got any of those with momma? Y'know, for comparison's sake.
 
The My Little Pony Killer [TotalFark]
2011-11-26 02:13:16 PM
GoHomeAndGetYourShinebox: Mildot: Just fricken because...

[st-listas.20minutos.es image 640x853]

Call me crazy, but I think I prefer the 18 y/o version to the 16 y/o.

[i43.tinypic.com image 400x640]

Now THIS I can fap to.
 
Twist2005
2011-11-26 02:28:28 PM
spman: She looks like a troll, and when I saw her appear in The Muppets, it made me want to puke up my popcorn

You saw the Muppet movie? How was it?
 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache
2011-11-26 02:57:18 PM
What? Did her mom have her when she was 16?
 
mitchcumstein1 [TotalFark]
2011-11-26 02:57:43 PM
GoHomeAndGetYourShinebox: Mildot: Just fricken because...

[st-listas.20minutos.es image 640x853]

Call me crazy, but I think I prefer the 18 y/o version to the 16 y/o.

[i43.tinypic.com image 400x640]

Jesus, that is an improvement.

She still has a massive head in relation to the rest of her body.
 
ChubbyTiger
2011-11-26 02:58:22 PM
GoHomeAndGetYourShinebox: Mildot: Just fricken because...

[st-listas.20minutos.es image 640x853]

Call me crazy, but I think I prefer the 18 y/o version to the 16 y/o.

[i43.tinypic.com image 400x640]

I don't think I prefer it. I know I prefer it. She has hips now. Yummy.
 
mctwin2kman
2011-11-26 03:08:30 PM
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: What? Did her mom have her when she was 16?

Yes.
 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark]
2011-11-26 03:10:12 PM
judging from that melonhead, i hope this one's a c-section.

...


:D
 
PizzaJedi81
2011-11-26 03:11:46 PM
Twist2005: spman: She looks like a troll, and when I saw her appear in The Muppets, it made me want to puke up my popcorn

You saw the Muppet movie? How was it?

Almost as good as The Muppet Movie or Great Muppet Caper, in my opinion, and at least on par with Christmas Carol and Treasure Island. Chris Cooper was an excellent villain (Maniacal laugh...maniacal laugh.), the humor was what I remember from the show and movies, and all of the cameos were decent. Yes, even Selena Gomez.
 
PizzaJedi81
2011-11-26 03:14:30 PM
Sarcastica75: judging from that melonhead, i hope this one's a c-section.

...


:D

I'd give Selena a melonhead, if ya know what I mean, and I think ya do!
 
quatchi
2011-11-26 03:41:21 PM
*checks out various pics on thread*

Yes, please Mrs Selena Gomez's mom.

More like that.

Prettify up that gene pool!

/And Lo! Let the first farker who posts a pic of the abomination with the bad Beatle's haircut instead of the delightful Ms Gomez be cast down into the fiery furnace wherein there will be a great deal of gnashing of teeth and many hellacious discomforts!
//So let it be written...
 
spman [TotalFark]
2011-11-26 03:44:48 PM
PizzaJedi81: Twist2005: spman: She looks like a troll, and when I saw her appear in The Muppets, it made me want to puke up my popcorn

You saw the Muppet movie? How was it?

Almost as good as The Muppet Movie or Great Muppet Caper, in my opinion, and at least on par with Christmas Carol and Treasure Island. Chris Cooper was an excellent villain (Maniacal laugh...maniacal laugh.), the humor was what I remember from the show and movies, and all of the cameos were decent. Yes, even Selena Gomez.

I thought it was just so-so. I felt they could have cut Jason Siegel and Amy Adams out of the film completey, and it probably would have been better as a result, after the first 20 minutes, they get pushed into the background anyways, and by the time they come back, you mostly stop caring about them anyway. They also could have chopped a few of the silly musical numbers, and yes I know they were supposed to be silly and that was the joke, but that doesn't mean the movie still wouldn't have been better without them. I give it a B-
 
michaelgvh
2011-11-26 03:59:59 PM
Jeeez,

First of all, her mom is not attractive.
Second of all, Selena is going to be 300 lbs by age 30 with a head that's wider than tall.
She's just not very hot either. Just another pop tart.
 
PizzaJedi81
2011-11-26 04:13:43 PM
spman: They also could have chopped a few of the silly musical numbers,

But not Forget You by Camilla and the Chickens, right?
 
cheap_thoughts [TotalFark]
2011-11-26 04:31:58 PM
She looks young still, just waiting fire when she goes hilary duff and changes her appearance
 
jmr61 [TotalFark]
2011-11-26 04:58:54 PM
Lots of pics of mom in black, loose-fitting clothes. Mostly fat I'd say. Soon to get much fatter.

Do the nudes soon Selena or there will be no market for them.

www.ctjng.com
 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark]
2011-11-26 05:52:12 PM
PizzaJedi81: Sarcastica75: judging from that melonhead, i hope this one's a c-section.

...


:D

I'd give Selena a melonhead, if ya know what I mean, and I think ya do!

HEYOH!
 
MorganFreeman [TotalFark]
2011-11-26 06:59:58 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
Pants full of macaroni!! [TotalFark]
2011-11-26 07:23:07 PM
MorganFreeman: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 467x337]

Dammit, I was gonna post that guy.
 
Mildot
2011-11-26 08:09:43 PM
jmr61: Lots of pics of mom in black, loose-fitting clothes. Mostly fat I'd say. Soon to get much fatter.

Do the nudes soon Selena or there will be no market for them.

[www.ctjng.com image 629x501]

Say what you will, I would go for a Mother/Daughter Threesome...
 
Marisyana [TotalFark]
2011-11-26 08:13:37 PM
Speaking as a heterosexual woman, I think Selena Gomez is completely adorable.
 
Third_Uncle_Eno
2011-11-27 01:03:47 AM
Selena is a butterface.
 
Gosling
2011-11-27 02:21:41 AM
jmr61: Do the nudes soon Selena or there will be no market for them.

I'm pretty sure that when she's gone long enough without doing nudes that there's no longer a market for them, she wins.
 
SithLord
2011-11-27 03:21:35 AM
Alphax: (looks at pic) Mom's not bad at all.

She wasn't too shabby back in 1993 either. This is the thread where I come in and say that I attended high school with Selena's mother.
 
Second Try
2011-11-27 09:22:47 AM
What's up with their heads? They look like cartoons.
 
T-Boy
2011-11-27 11:27:36 AM
Or does he?
 
Dr J Zoidberg [TotalFark]
2011-11-27 07:40:35 PM
michaelgvh: Jeeez,

I LOVE TO BANG OTHER MEN

Is what he meant to say
 
Zoomaster
2011-11-27 07:59:00 PM
Third_Uncle_Eno: Selena is a butterface.

=============

And you are a nut

/gay?
//NTHIAWWT
 
arenaninja
2011-11-28 01:47:35 AM
Well pull out the Studman69.jpg and howiknowyourgay, but I don't find Selena attractive. At most, I find her average. I'm guessing part of it is her ethnicity? In which case I judge her harshly, since we're the same ethnicity.

// gf has better abs
/// and ass
 
Persnickety
2011-11-28 09:15:16 AM
I love that mole

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
Elvis Da King
2011-11-28 10:40:03 AM
Persnickety: I love that mole

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 600x967]

You just want to nibble it off.
 
buddyrtr
2011-11-28 01:58:54 PM
quatchi: *checks out various pics on thread*

Yes, please Mrs Selena Gomez's mom.

More like that.

Prettify up that gene pool!

/And Lo! Let the first farker who posts a pic of the abomination with the bad Beatle's haircut instead of the delightful Ms Gomez be cast down into the fiery furnace wherein there will be a great deal of gnashing of teeth and many hellacious discomforts!
//So let it be written...

So let it be done!
 
RyansPrivates
2011-11-28 02:29:15 PM
buddyrtr: quatchi: *checks out various pics on thread*

Yes, please Mrs Selena Gomez's mom.

More like that.

Prettify up that gene pool!

/And Lo! Let the first farker who posts a pic of the abomination with the bad Beatle's haircut instead of the delightful Ms Gomez be cast down into the fiery furnace wherein there will be a great deal of gnashing of teeth and many hellacious discomforts!
//So let it be written...

So let it be done!

So say we all?
 
PizzaJedi81
2011-11-28 02:34:33 PM
buddyrtr: So let it be done!

I'd do her if you know what I mean and I think you do!

Wait...wait, that one's a bit literal, isn't it?

Why can't I get a good simile out of it?

Oh, well...I'll stand by it.
 
Orgasmatron138
2011-11-28 04:00:03 PM
MorganFreeman: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 467x337]

Saw that on Tosh.0 - that dude is creepy.
 
blogwiz
2011-11-28 07:28:32 PM
people can say what they want but she is a sexy young woman and if I was as lucky as that bieber thing I would be all over it. But she is now no good for any other man because how can you compete(except in bed) with that he has made millions every woman on the planet wants to have sex with him and everyone knows he has been with selena! But when she dumps his cheating ass I would love to be there as a shoulder to cry on so I can when her over!
 
Third_Uncle_Eno
2011-11-28 07:36:49 PM
Zoomaster
Third_Uncle_Eno: Selena is a butterface.

=============

And you are a nut

/gay?
//NTHIAWWT

lol i think her face is cute/meh, but her bod is smokin' hot.

/no, i'm not

// also not the first time i've been asked that lol
 
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