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ArkAngel [TotalFark]
2011-11-26 01:58:39 PM
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Riboink
 
Mixolydian Master [TotalFark]
2011-11-26 02:18:04 PM
What's green. slimy and smells like fish?

Kermit's finger

I used to know a couple other lame muppets jokes, but Junior High was a loooong time ago.
 
Mixolydian Master [TotalFark]
2011-11-26 02:18:46 PM
comma not a period after green,

hungover
 
RalphW
2011-11-26 02:21:17 PM
I'm glad Disney decided to give the new Muppet movie a lot of marketing and PR support rather than leaving them to fend for themselves but the over-saturation is getting to be a bit much.
 
BroVinny
2011-11-26 02:34:24 PM
Mixolydian Master: What's green. slimy and smells like fish pork?

Kermit's finger

I used to know a couple other lame muppets jokes, but Junior High was a loooong time ago.
 
imagonyx123
2011-11-26 02:46:02 PM
Kermit and Miss Piggy: good genes or good docs? *YOU* make the call

I think a surgeon or two had a hand in it.
 
MoronLessOff
2011-11-26 02:47:34 PM
BroVinny: Mixolydian Master: What's green blue. slimy and smells like fish pork?

Kermit's finger

I used to know a couple other lame muppets jokes, but Junior High was a loooong time ago.

Gonzo's nose.
 
browser_snake
2011-11-26 02:59:52 PM
She's admitted to having work done in the past.
 
Jonathan Hohensee
2011-11-26 03:08:54 PM
I think in the movie Fozzie and Gonzo has a little bit more grey on them. Did I see that right?
 
quatchi
2011-11-26 03:20:58 PM
C'mon the pig's obviously had work done.

30 years on and the porker's only gotten perkier in the pectoral region?

Ms. P aint foolin' nobody.

Kermit?

Kermit stays looking young by bathing nightly in the blood of virgins ritually sacrificed to the old gods in the proscribed way.

Less said about that guy the better.

/And ya never heard that last from me, neither.
 
KatjaMouse
2011-11-26 03:23:46 PM
Yeah, she's definitely had some work done. Kermit, however, has been living pretty clean.
 
mcmnky
2011-11-26 03:25:12 PM
Kermit and Miss Piggy: good genes or good docs?

You know they're puppets, right?
 
PizzaJedi81
2011-11-26 03:26:35 PM
mcmnky: Kermit and Miss Piggy: good genes or good docs?

You know they're puppets, right?

And I award you the Fark Pedant Prize for Distinguished Threadpoopery!
 
Surool
2011-11-26 03:34:36 PM
Docs? No. High quality felt and batting maybe.
 
Dwight_Yeast
2011-11-26 03:57:56 PM
KatjaMouse: Yeah, she's definitely had some work done. Kermit, however, has been living pretty clean.

Once he kicked the horse, yes. She's had all sorts of work done.
 
duckpoopy
2011-11-26 04:06:48 PM
Is it wrong that I would totally fark Miss Piggy?
 
PizzaJedi81
2011-11-26 04:14:49 PM
duckpoopy: Is it wrong that I would totally fark Miss Piggy?

Little bit, yeah.
 
Apos [TotalFark]
2011-11-26 04:20:45 PM
duckpoopy: Is it wrong that I would totally fark Miss Piggy?


Bestiality is generally frowned upon,heathen!
 
master_of_rayality
2011-11-26 04:50:41 PM
Jonathan Hohensee

I think in the movie Fozzie and Gonzo has a little bit more grey on them. Did I see that right?

I noticed it in Fozzie in one close up and thought I was just seeing things. I thought Camilla the chicken also looked more ... "droopy"? ... around the eyes, too.

Then again, I've been spending the rest of the weekend trying to rig the house with an emergency self-destruct button, so what do I know?
 
bgddy24601 [TotalFark]
2011-11-26 04:52:53 PM
duckpoopy: Is it wrong that I would totally fark Miss Piggy?

I found a picture of duckpoopy online

www.surfmeisters.com
 
zato_ichi
2011-11-26 05:24:04 PM
images.zap2it.com
media.screened.com

Flame away.
 
Mentalpatient87
2011-11-26 05:26:12 PM
mcmnky: Kermit and Miss Piggy: good genes or good docs?

You know they're puppets, right?

Can we get a that'sthejoke.jpg the size of an aircraft carrier for this guy?
 
ZMugg
2011-11-26 05:36:17 PM
MoronLessOff: BroVinny: Mixolydian Master: What's green blue. slimy and smells like fish pork chicken?

Kermit's finger

I used to know a couple other lame muppets jokes, but Junior High was a loooong time ago.

Gonzo's nose.
 
VaportrailFilms
2011-11-26 06:16:30 PM
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Oh GOOD FOR YAAAAAAYYY!!!
 
Apos [TotalFark]
2011-11-26 07:19:17 PM
zato_ichi: [images.zap2it.com image 540x720]
[media.screened.com image 300x371]

Flame away.


Miss Piggy looks downright svelte next to....uh....Teri Garr?!

Whoa.
 
LrdPhoenix
2011-11-26 08:29:02 PM
Well, the Muppets are the only celebrities to have entire workshops devoted to making new parts for them and even rebuilding them from the ground up every once in a while.

At least since Michael Jackson died.
 
I am not a Limivore
2011-11-26 08:51:57 PM
Mixolydian Master: What's green. slimy and smells like fish?

Kermit's finger

I used to know a couple other lame muppets jokes, but Junior High was a loooong time ago.

I'm sorry, Miss Piggy can't come to the phone right now. She has a frog in her throat.
 
IntotheAbyss
2011-11-26 10:25:57 PM
Jonathan Hohensee: I think in the movie Fozzie and Gonzo has a little bit more grey on them. Did I see that right?

Fozzie's eyebrows were definitely rather grey.
 
Committee_For_Aesthetic_Deletions
2011-11-28 10:22:00 AM
Apos: duckpoopy: Is it wrong that I would totally fark Miss Piggy?


Bestiality is Furries are generally frowned upon,heathen!

FTFY
 
Contents Under Pressure
2011-11-28 03:25:46 PM
It isn't good genes or good docs, it's good dry cleaners and maybe mothballs.
 
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