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(TMZ) Silly Kermit and Miss Piggy: good genes or good docs? *YOU* make the call   (tmz.com) divider line 30
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2011-11-26 01:58:39 PM
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Riboink
 
2011-11-26 02:18:04 PM
What's green. slimy and smells like fish?

Kermit's finger

I used to know a couple other lame muppets jokes, but Junior High was a loooong time ago.
 
2011-11-26 02:18:46 PM
comma not a period after green,

hungover
 
2011-11-26 02:21:17 PM
I'm glad Disney decided to give the new Muppet movie a lot of marketing and PR support rather than leaving them to fend for themselves but the over-saturation is getting to be a bit much.
 
2011-11-26 02:34:24 PM
Mixolydian Master: What's green. slimy and smells like fish pork?

Kermit's finger

I used to know a couple other lame muppets jokes, but Junior High was a loooong time ago.
 
2011-11-26 02:46:02 PM
Kermit and Miss Piggy: good genes or good docs? *YOU* make the call

I think a surgeon or two had a hand in it.
 
2011-11-26 02:47:34 PM
BroVinny: Mixolydian Master: What's green blue. slimy and smells like fish pork?

Kermit's finger

I used to know a couple other lame muppets jokes, but Junior High was a loooong time ago.


Gonzo's nose.
 
2011-11-26 02:59:52 PM
She's admitted to having work done in the past.
 
2011-11-26 03:08:54 PM
I think in the movie Fozzie and Gonzo has a little bit more grey on them. Did I see that right?
 
2011-11-26 03:20:58 PM
C'mon the pig's obviously had work done.

30 years on and the porker's only gotten perkier in the pectoral region?

Ms. P aint foolin' nobody.

Kermit?

Kermit stays looking young by bathing nightly in the blood of virgins ritually sacrificed to the old gods in the proscribed way.

Less said about that guy the better.

/And ya never heard that last from me, neither.
 
2011-11-26 03:23:46 PM
Yeah, she's definitely had some work done. Kermit, however, has been living pretty clean.
 
2011-11-26 03:25:12 PM
Kermit and Miss Piggy: good genes or good docs?

You know they're puppets, right?
 
2011-11-26 03:26:35 PM
mcmnky: Kermit and Miss Piggy: good genes or good docs?

You know they're puppets, right?


And I award you the Fark Pedant Prize for Distinguished Threadpoopery!
 
2011-11-26 03:34:36 PM
Docs? No. High quality felt and batting maybe.
 
2011-11-26 03:57:56 PM
KatjaMouse: Yeah, she's definitely had some work done. Kermit, however, has been living pretty clean.

Once he kicked the horse, yes. She's had all sorts of work done.
 
2011-11-26 04:06:48 PM
Is it wrong that I would totally fark Miss Piggy?
 
2011-11-26 04:14:49 PM
duckpoopy: Is it wrong that I would totally fark Miss Piggy?

Little bit, yeah.
 
2011-11-26 04:20:45 PM
duckpoopy: Is it wrong that I would totally fark Miss Piggy?


Bestiality is generally frowned upon,heathen!
 
2011-11-26 04:50:41 PM
Jonathan Hohensee

I think in the movie Fozzie and Gonzo has a little bit more grey on them. Did I see that right?

I noticed it in Fozzie in one close up and thought I was just seeing things. I thought Camilla the chicken also looked more ... "droopy"? ... around the eyes, too.

Then again, I've been spending the rest of the weekend trying to rig the house with an emergency self-destruct button, so what do I know?
 
2011-11-26 04:52:53 PM
duckpoopy: Is it wrong that I would totally fark Miss Piggy?

I found a picture of duckpoopy online

www.surfmeisters.com
 
2011-11-26 05:24:04 PM
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Flame away.
 
2011-11-26 05:26:12 PM
mcmnky: Kermit and Miss Piggy: good genes or good docs?

You know they're puppets, right?


Can we get a that'sthejoke.jpg the size of an aircraft carrier for this guy?
 
2011-11-26 05:36:17 PM
MoronLessOff: BroVinny: Mixolydian Master: What's green blue. slimy and smells like fish pork chicken?

Kermit's finger

I used to know a couple other lame muppets jokes, but Junior High was a loooong time ago.

Gonzo's nose.
 
2011-11-26 06:16:30 PM
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Oh GOOD FOR YAAAAAAYYY!!!
 
2011-11-26 07:19:17 PM
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Flame away.



Miss Piggy looks downright svelte next to....uh....Teri Garr?!

Whoa.
 
2011-11-26 08:29:02 PM
Well, the Muppets are the only celebrities to have entire workshops devoted to making new parts for them and even rebuilding them from the ground up every once in a while.

At least since Michael Jackson died.
 
2011-11-26 08:51:57 PM
Mixolydian Master: What's green. slimy and smells like fish?

Kermit's finger

I used to know a couple other lame muppets jokes, but Junior High was a loooong time ago.


I'm sorry, Miss Piggy can't come to the phone right now. She has a frog in her throat.
 
2011-11-26 10:25:57 PM
Jonathan Hohensee: I think in the movie Fozzie and Gonzo has a little bit more grey on them. Did I see that right?

Fozzie's eyebrows were definitely rather grey.
 
2011-11-28 10:22:00 AM
Apos: duckpoopy: Is it wrong that I would totally fark Miss Piggy?


Bestiality is Furries are generally frowned upon,heathen!


FTFY
 
2011-11-28 03:25:46 PM
It isn't good genes or good docs, it's good dry cleaners and maybe mothballs.
 
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