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(AZCentral)   Hello. Well, it's just after eight o'clock, and time for my sweater penguins to explode   (azcentral.com) divider line 60
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2011-11-26 07:36:04 AM  
So very disappointed...
 
2011-11-26 08:58:36 AM  
abbysroad.files.wordpress.com
Is that better, SnarfVader?
 
2011-11-26 09:09:53 AM  
evenvip.com

So wanted something like this.
 
2011-11-26 10:49:11 AM  
Dugit, I dig it...
 
2011-11-26 10:52:52 AM  
t1.gstatic.com
 
2011-11-26 10:52:55 AM  

dugitman: So wanted something like this.


You and me both!
 
2011-11-26 10:54:32 AM  
Dr. Bloody Benofski is on the scene.
 
2011-11-26 10:58:00 AM  

Reminds me of the day Dylan was threatened with a soy bomb.


www.michaelmurray.ca

 
2011-11-26 10:58:43 AM  
What about the one on top of the TV?
 
2011-11-26 10:59:24 AM  

Yakk: What about the one on top of the TV?


Must be from the zoo.
 
2011-11-26 11:00:20 AM  
The links under the story are better: Man gets 90 days for sex with a horse. Link (new window)
 
2011-11-26 11:02:06 AM  
Oh yeah... when I think about get away cars... my thoughts go right away to the Chrysler Pacifica.
 
2011-11-26 11:04:35 AM  

special20: Oh yeah... when I think about get away cars... my thoughts go right away to the Chrysler Pacifica.


...but, I hope, not your own Chrysler Pacifica.
 
2011-11-26 11:04:46 AM  
It's eight o'clock and time for lunch
Yum de dum de dum
When the sun beats down and I lie on the bench
I can always hear them talk
 
2011-11-26 11:05:16 AM  

Spiralmonkey: The links under the story are better: Man gets 90 days for sex with a horse.


Ninety days? I can't imagine needing more than a day or two.
 
2011-11-26 11:09:47 AM  
She clearly needed some meth
 
2011-11-26 11:13:17 AM  
So,

Sweater Puppies, warm soft and cuddly

Sweater Penguins: cold, clammy and smell of rotten fish?
 
2011-11-26 11:14:38 AM  

tarheel07: Spiralmonkey: The links under the story are better: Man gets 90 days for sex with a horse.

Ninety days? I can't imagine needing more than a day or two.


Most of the ninety days are spent trying to get out of the "friend" zone.
 
2011-11-26 11:14:51 AM  
I'll take Early Onset Methface for $400, Alex.
 
zez
2011-11-26 11:14:52 AM  
Can't decide if she's cute or not, can someone find a better picture?
 
2011-11-26 11:15:01 AM  

tarheel07: Spiralmonkey: The links under the story are better: Man gets 90 days for sex with a horse.

Ninety days? I can't imagine needing more than a day or two.


Maybe it was a looker?
 
2011-11-26 11:16:22 AM  

gojirast: So,

Sweater Puppies, warm soft and cuddly

Sweater Penguins: cold, clammy and smell of rotten fish?


sweater peguins = sweater puppies with tumescent nipples
 
2011-11-26 11:17:50 AM  
More penguin terrorism, and the silence from the Linux community speaks volumes.
 
2011-11-26 11:32:55 AM  
I wasn't involved. Honest.
 
2011-11-26 11:43:51 AM  

Barakku: Yakk: What about the one on top of the TV?

Must be from the zoo.


INTERCOURSE THE PENGUIN!
 
2011-11-26 11:45:54 AM  

Barakku: Yakk: What about the one on top of the TV?

Must be from the zoo.


Which zoo?
 
2011-11-26 11:48:57 AM  

zez: Can't decide if she's cute or not, can someone find a better picture?


I think this one is quite nice:

i105.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-26 11:49:30 AM  

LordOfThePings: More penguin terrorism, and the silence from the Linux community speaks volumes.


Less QQ, more pengu.

t0.gstatic.com
 
2011-11-26 12:00:08 PM  
i568.photobucket.com

Hey Guys, I don't want to studman69 this thread, but I think the girl you've been drooling over just might be a trap.
 
2011-11-26 12:01:48 PM  
Here's a girl with some penguins under her shirt.
i.imgur.com

/offender's cropped mugshot useless for comparative purposes.

i.imgur.com
 
2011-11-26 12:07:18 PM  
www.pattayadailynews.com
"My penguins explode with delight!"
 
2011-11-26 12:14:51 PM  

eggplanticus: [i568.photobucket.com image 451x600]

Hey Guys, I don't want to studman69 this thread, but I think the girl you've been drooling over just might be a trap.


Meh, I'm open-minded.
 
2011-11-26 12:16:14 PM  
A sweater-penguin-thread is such a terrible thing to waste...
 
2011-11-26 12:19:53 PM  
[ P R O P E R T Y
O F T H E Z O O]
 
2011-11-26 12:28:53 PM  

Huck And Molly Ziegler: [ P R O P E R T Y
O F T H E Z O O]


They don't stamp animals 'property of the zoo'. You can't stamp a huge lion!
 
2011-11-26 12:31:01 PM  
They stamp them when they're small.
 
2011-11-26 12:35:24 PM  

FloydA: You can't stamp a huge lion!


Bullshiat.

farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2011-11-26 12:43:10 PM  

Norad: They stamp them when they're small.


What happens when they moult?
 
2011-11-26 12:44:57 PM  
Is this about breastfeeding? DNRTFA
 
2011-11-26 01:09:14 PM  
FTFA: A woman attempting to rob a gas station had threatened the clerk with a concealed bomb that deputies later determined to be a toy penguin, authorities said Friday.


This is one of those sentences where syntax comes in to play. If "deputies" were a verb, as we all know it should be, everything changes. And we all know "later" should be a noun and followed by a comma.
 
VYV
2011-11-26 01:18:29 PM  

FloydA: Norad: They stamp them when they're small.

What happens when they moult?


Lions don't moult!
 
2011-11-26 01:27:55 PM  

wambu: Here's a girl with some penguins under her shirt.
[i.imgur.com image 270x270]

/offender's cropped mugshot useless for comparative purposes.

[i.imgur.com image 160x200]


That's more like sweater sea lions there.
 
2011-11-26 01:28:04 PM  
www.boston.com

Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the varsity swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the penguins explode.
 
2011-11-26 01:43:04 PM  

VYV:

Lions don't moult!


No, but penguins do. There, I've run rings around you logically!
 
2011-11-26 01:43:20 PM  

GrymReeper: special20: Oh yeah... when I think about get away cars... my thoughts go right away to the Chrysler Pacifica.

...but, I hope, not your own Chrysler Pacifica.


I would pass on ownership of such a domestic looking ride.
 
2011-11-26 01:47:57 PM  
i280.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-26 02:07:31 PM  
Myanmar!
Why did you say 'Myanmar'?
'cause it's not bloody Burma anymore, in'it?
 
VYV
2011-11-26 02:39:35 PM  

FloydA: VYV:

Lions don't moult!

No, but penguins do. There, I've run rings around you logically!


Oh, intercourse the penguin...
 
2011-11-26 03:09:31 PM  
Not one Mr. Flibble joke? Sigh, no respect for the classics anymore.
 
2011-11-26 03:33:59 PM  
animalvideo.org
 
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