Bathia_Mapes: cretinbob: and the anus?

Dude, she's 5.



Cause it had to be said.

Out of all the people that were clamoring for Dannylynn when her mother died, I'm glad Birkhead was the one that got custody. The fact that this is the first time I've seen the little girl in the news speaks well of him.

" People ask me to put her in modelling, but I don't want to push" Good job, decent Dad.

Scroll down for the lingerie shots of Michael Buble's wife. FAR more interesting.

Gramma: Out of all the people that were clamoring for Dannylynn when her mother died, I'm glad Birkhead was the one that got custody. The fact that this is the first time I've seen the little girl in the news speaks well of him.

" People ask me to put her in modelling, but I don't want to push" Good job, decent Dad.

If his intentions were truly pure, they wouldn't be in LA. It's just a matter of time.

Titties and Tragedy...................:(

"But her father Larry Birkhead, who was forced to establish paternity in a suit against Smith's then partner and lawyer Howard K. Stern, seems to have done a good job of making sure that this little girl who endured such tragedy around her during her first days on this planet, has a normal life.....Model looks: But thankfully Birkhead has the sense not to push his daughter down the same path as her mother took "

Hero tag must be asleep from too much turkey.

It's a good thing some sleazy paparazzo was following around a 5 year old girl, otherwise we may not have gotten these earth-shattering pictures.

I thought this needed a pedobear tag...looking at 5 year old children of dead wank material is now a good thing? No thanks. Call me when she turns 18.

/Let the kid get into the limelight when she wants to.
//Glad the dad seems to have his head on straight and isn't pimping her out for $.
///Maybe she won't be a Lohan
////SLASHIES!

SpeshilEdjukashin: She'll be rich once she turns 18 and takes Playboy up on their inevitable offer.

will playboy even be around? more likely she will be offered a vivid contract.

H31N0US: Gramma: Out of all the people that were clamoring for Dannylynn when her mother died, I'm glad Birkhead was the one that got custody. The fact that this is the first time I've seen the little girl in the news speaks well of him.

" People ask me to put her in modelling, but I don't want to push" Good job, decent Dad.

If his intentions were truly pure, they wouldn't be in LA. It's just a matter of time.

He's a professional photographer. It's how he met Anna Nicole in the first place.

However, unlike the previous poster I have seen a number of pics of this little girl and her dad. But this is possibly the first one where she is walking and he's not carrying her everywhere. He does seem like a caring and loving dad. Howard K. Stern would have pimped her out for a slug nickel in any tabloid that would pay him.

She sounds fat.

Sorry, but she doesn't look dead to me.

Big farkin' deal, I see better looking five-year-olds working at my local McDonalds.

/biatch needs to lose some weight

SundaesChild: He's a professional photographer. It's how he met Anna Nicole in the first place.

However, unlike the previous poster I have seen a number of pics of this little girl and her dad. But this is possibly the first one where she is walking and he's not carrying her everywhere. He does seem like a caring and loving dad. Howard K. Stern would have pimped her out for a slug nickel in any tabloid that would pay him.


My girlfriend never misses an episode of Tori Spelling's show, he has been on that when she throws a party and he seems like a good guy all the way around.

SmitetheRighteous: Scroll down for the lingerie shots of Michael Buble's wife. FAR more interesting.

The articles on the sidebar are usually more interesting then the greenlighted stuff. I enjoyed the 58 year old model pics.

Speaking of resemblances, I had to google the dad's name to be sure he wasn't on "Angel":

After he got custody, this is just the second time he's popped up online or on TV that I've seen. And both times you come away impressed with how he's looking out for her and being a good dad.

She got the right one, that's for sure.

Sorry guys, she's already engaged to Warren Buffet.

browntimmy: It's a good thing some sleazy paparazzo was following around a 5 year old girl, otherwise we may not have gotten these earth-shattering pictures.

That's what I don't get. You gotta make your money by stalking some kid? The photographer could go after any adult movie star out there if he wants to make a living.

The kid looks a lot like her dad, too.

She looks about half like her mother and about half like her father and that wouldn't be remarkable.

gadian: I don't see any resemblance. Hair color, maybe...

I think she looks like her dad, more than her mom.

WHY the fark did I click that. Can we just forget about all this crap?

Let's hope the little girl is able to live a normal life out of the spotlight.

Look at the rack on that kid!

Golf clap for FlashHarry.

Bet she's waring a thong stuffed with $1 bills...

I remember the Olsen Twins countdown, so don't get too excited, ok folks?

What a beautiful little girl. I completely agree with the Hero tag for this one...it's refreshing to see a celebrity kid who's not being pimped. My faith in humanity has been (ever so slightly) restored.

lohphat: Why isn't taking pics of kids and plastering them on the Internet not an nvadion of their privacy? It's creepy and exploitative. Did her parent sign a release?

He's a celeb photographer. I would bet Anna Nicole's estate that some of these "candid" shots are arrangements with colleagues and friends. But tame to what would have happened to her if HKS would have gotten custody.

She has the great advantage of not being a trailer-park girl like her mother was.

gadian: I don't see any resemblance. Hair color, maybe...

The resemblance is in their mental capacity, her mother had the coherency of a five year old.