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(New York Magazine) Unlikely Oh holy crap KATE MIDDLETON WORE A TURTLE NECK TO GROCERY SHOP   (nymag.com) divider line 80
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feckingmorons [TotalFark]
2011-11-25 11:15:01 PM
Doesn't she have a staff for that?

It must be weird paying for stuff with pictures of your mother in law.
 
ksdanj [TotalFark]
2011-11-25 11:36:11 PM
Discount-brand potatoes?

What's up with that?
 
make me some tea [TotalFark]
2011-11-26 12:26:18 AM
They'll green anything these days.
 
eyehate [TotalFark]
2011-11-26 12:32:22 AM
Awesome.

That is my reaction to very boring reality show or sports headline ever/

Joe Pa wants potato chips! Go Football!
 
Relatively Obscure [TotalFark]
2011-11-26 12:50:11 AM
Someone got paid to write what a person was wearing and that person's grocery list. In money.
 
suziequzie
2011-11-26 01:23:38 AM
FTFA:
"She reportedly bought bananas, chicken, milk, discount-brand potatoes...":

Wow, it's like she's common people...
 
suziequzie
2011-11-26 01:24:19 AM
suziequzie: FTFA:
"She reportedly bought bananas, chicken, milk, discount-brand potatoes...":

Wow, it's like she's common people...

= not really mocking - finding it kind of refreshing that she does her own shopping and looks for deals.
 
Harry_Seldon
2011-11-26 01:24:45 AM
feckingmorons: Doesn't she have a staff for that?

It must be weird paying for stuff with pictures of your mother in law.

Well, she is nothing but a commoner.
 
Apos [TotalFark]
2011-11-26 01:26:20 AM
She did what?! STOP THE DAMN PRESSES!!!!
 
ThisNameSux
2011-11-26 01:29:42 AM
That's a good looking woman.
 
Surool
2011-11-26 01:31:02 AM
sex jibe husband murders wife

bomb blast victim fights for life

girl thirteen attacked with knife

princess di is wearing a new dress...
 
Mofo_Jones
2011-11-26 01:34:54 AM
BFD

/scumbag photogs need to get a new job
//don't care what the hell she wears
 
Quantum Apostrophe
2011-11-26 01:35:58 AM
Big deal, I'm uncut, I wear a wrinkly turtleneck everywhere.
 
fusillade762
2011-11-26 01:37:47 AM
ThisNameSux: That's a good looking woman.

Yup. Page me when she wears this little number again:

pixel.nymag.com
 
fusillade762
2011-11-26 01:38:26 AM
Surool: sex jibe husband murders wife

bomb blast victim fights for life

girl thirteen attacked with knife

princess di is wearing a new dress...

+1 for the Depeche Mode ref.
 
odinsposse
2011-11-26 01:40:51 AM
So would this be a good time to crack open someone's skull and feast on the goo inside?
 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark]
2011-11-26 01:42:12 AM
suziequzie: suziequzie: FTFA:
"She reportedly bought bananas, chicken, milk, discount-brand potatoes...":

Wow, it's like she's common people...

= not really mocking - finding it kind of refreshing that she does her own shopping and looks for deals.

It was pretty clear your mocking was for the idiot journalist.
 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark]
2011-11-26 01:43:11 AM
odinsposse: So would this be a good time to crack open someone's skull and feast on the goo inside?

Pfft, when isn't it?
 
FREDIOHEAD
2011-11-26 01:51:19 AM
Surool: sex jibe husband murders wife

bomb blast victim fights for life

girl thirteen attacked with knife

princess di is wearing a new dress...


Are you sure she's not dressed in black again?
 
BroVinny
2011-11-26 01:55:02 AM
www.treygarrison.com

/can't believe I'm the first
 
Apos [TotalFark]
2011-11-26 01:56:10 AM
fusillade762: ThisNameSux: That's a good looking woman.

Yup. Page me when she wears this little number again:

[pixel.nymag.com image 175x483]

Holy schmokes that's a fetching lass!
 
Hector Remarkable
2011-11-26 01:57:48 AM
Clearly, the name-brand potatoes were unavailable and she was forced to buy the discount brand.
 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark]
2011-11-26 02:00:52 AM
Apos: fusillade762: ThisNameSux: That's a good looking woman.

Yup. Page me when she wears this little number again:

[pixel.nymag.com image 175x483]

Holy schmokes that's a fetching lass!

I would like to shag, snog, and bloody grem in her fanny.
 
Phoenix_M
2011-11-26 02:09:47 AM
Who? is she in those Twilight movies?
 
fusillade762
2011-11-26 02:11:52 AM
FREDIOHEAD: Surool: sex jibe husband murders wife

bomb blast victim fights for life

girl thirteen attacked with knife

princess di is wearing a new dress...

Are you sure she's not dressed in black again?

And are there flies on the windscreen as well?
 
picodenico
2011-11-26 02:14:53 AM
She's kinda cute.
 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark]
2011-11-26 02:15:43 AM
picodenico: She's kinda cute.

Stop white-knighting!
 
FunkOut [TotalFark]
2011-11-26 02:16:39 AM
fusillade762: FREDIOHEAD: Surool: sex jibe husband murders wife

bomb blast victim fights for life

girl thirteen attacked with knife

princess di is wearing a new dress...

Are you sure she's not dressed in black again?

And are there flies on the windscreen as well?

Let's have a black celebration...tonight.

/and there go the high school flashbacks...
 
picodenico
2011-11-26 02:22:46 AM
Sabyen91: Stop white-knighting!

*puts on black coat*
 
zerkalo
2011-11-26 02:23:51 AM
That's it, cancel the Declaration of Independence. We've found our queen!
 
Gosling
2011-11-26 02:24:15 AM
make me some tea: They'll green anything these days.

I'm in no position to snark. I submitted a picture of Taylor Swift's kitty.
 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark]
2011-11-26 02:24:37 AM
picodenico: Sabyen91: Stop white-knighting!

*puts on black coat*

Stop being a hater!
 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark]
2011-11-26 02:25:12 AM
Gosling: make me some tea: They'll green anything these days.

I'm in no position to snark. I submitted a picture of Taylor Swift's kitty.

Whoa, if that is a euphemism I am there.
 
Gosling
2011-11-26 02:28:34 AM
Sabyen91: Gosling: make me some tea: They'll green anything these days.

I'm in no position to snark. I submitted a picture of Taylor Swift's kitty.

Whoa, if that is a euphemism I am there.

That is not a euphemism. She adopted a cat. It's a Scottish Fold. Her name is Meredith. I put it under the Caturday tag.

Here is a video of Taylor petting the kitty.
 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark]
2011-11-26 02:29:38 AM
Gosling: Sabyen91: Gosling: make me some tea: They'll green anything these days.

I'm in no position to snark. I submitted a picture of Taylor Swift's kitty.

Whoa, if that is a euphemism I am there.

That is not a euphemism. She adopted a cat. It's a Scottish Fold. Her name is Meredith. I put it under the Caturday tag.

Here is a video of Taylor petting the kitty.

Dammit, you stop that! That second sentence was clearly an attempt at tricking me.
 
aearra
2011-11-26 03:01:51 AM
Holy Crap nobody with an IQ higher than my toaster cares.
 
Murphyr
2011-11-26 03:02:23 AM
suziequzie: FTFA:
"She reportedly bought bananas, chicken, milk, discount-brand potatoes...":

Wow, it's like she's common people...

This is all really my fault.

I took her to the supermarket. I don't know why, but I had to start it somewhere, so it started there.

I said "Pretend you've got no money."
She just laughed and said "Oh, you're so funny."

I said "Yeah? Well I don't see anyone else smiling in here."
 
FREDIOHEAD
2011-11-26 03:02:55 AM
FunkOut: fusillade762: FREDIOHEAD: Surool: sex jibe husband murders wife

bomb blast victim fights for life

girl thirteen attacked with knife

princess di is wearing a new dress...

Are you sure she's not dressed in black again?

And are there flies on the windscreen as well?

Let's have a black celebration...tonight.

/and there go the high school flashbacks...


High school nothin. Flies on the windscreen is one of my favorite songs still today.
 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark]
2011-11-26 03:23:34 AM
aearra: Holy Crap nobody with an IQ higher than my toaster cares.

I care but it is only because I have blood pressure over 50/30
 
odinsposse
2011-11-26 03:24:42 AM
Gosling: Sabyen91: Gosling: make me some tea: They'll green anything these days.

I'm in no position to snark. I submitted a picture of Taylor Swift's kitty.

Whoa, if that is a euphemism I am there.

That is not a euphemism. She adopted a cat. It's a Scottish Fold. Her name is Meredith. I put it under the Caturday tag.

Here is a video of Taylor petting the kitty.

I want to point out that this:

TAYLOR, YOU CAN'T REPLACE YOUR BOYFRIEND, DEEFIZZY, WITH A CAT! What's goin on in your head girl?! Why pet a cat when you can pet Damon??

is one of the highest rated comments for that video. And that is why YouTube commenters are the absolute worst people on the planet thank you good night.
 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark]
2011-11-26 03:26:39 AM
odinsposse: TAYLOR, YOU CAN'T REPLACE YOUR BOYFRIEND, DEEFIZZY, WITH A CAT! What's goin on in your head girl?! Why pet a cat when you can pet Damon??

is one of the highest rated comments for that video. And that is why YouTube commenters are the absolute worst people on the planet thank you good night.

Youtube and Yahoo. If you want to despair over humanity read those comments.
 
Now I Is!
2011-11-26 04:14:10 AM
29.media.tumblr.com
 
LonMead
2011-11-26 04:42:42 AM
t2.gstatic.com

Would just like to say 1) She looks really good in it, and 2) Who really gives a #@%'* %$$ what she goes shopping in?
 
sonofASDF
2011-11-26 05:53:46 AM
The horror...
 
Freakin Rican
2011-11-26 07:50:58 AM
come on..i mean wtf!! a turtleneck? really?
 
Invincible
2011-11-26 08:04:07 AM
Murphyr: suziequzie: FTFA:
"She reportedly bought bananas, chicken, milk, discount-brand potatoes...":

Wow, it's like she's common people...

This is all really my fault.

I took her to the supermarket. I don't know why, but I had to start it somewhere, so it started there.

I said "Pretend you've got no money."
She just laughed and said "Oh, you're so funny."

I said "Yeah? Well I don't see anyone else smiling in here."

Great, now I've got an image of William Shatner hitting on Kate Middleton in a grocery store.

/fap
 
abhorrent1
2011-11-26 08:12:11 AM
The brits must have really sad, boring lives.
 
Marisyana [TotalFark]
2011-11-26 08:31:30 AM
feckingmorons: Doesn't she have a staff for that?

It must be weird paying for stuff with pictures of your grandmother in law.

FTFY

/and yeah, must be weird
 
sheep_shagger
2011-11-26 08:36:50 AM
"Turtlenecks are much more common in Europe."
 
BarbadoSlim
2011-11-26 08:55:40 AM
Hector Remarkable: Clearly, the name-brand potatoes were unavailable and she was forced to buy the discount brand.

No, I disagree. Her low birth naturally predisposed her to go for the lower quality potatoes.
 
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