48K for a messenger? Why did I go to grad school?

FINALLY


/change we can get behind

She got off easy. It was either the uninvited pelvic thrust, or he would have to claim her in the name of Jersey City. Hump or death! Hump or death! Hump or death!

zerkalo: 48K for a messenger? Why did I go to grad school?

Same reason as the rest of us: To put off the real world for as long as your folks would pay tuition, you lazy schmuck.

Was it Newt Gingrich? Because, you know, he loves his country.

Why do I always assume the woman is full of it in situations like this?

I mean there is no reason to believe that she misinterpreted a casual bump... except shes 40 and this messenger has access to much younger, hotter people to harrass on a daily basis, and of course he chose her.

Im a bad person, but i cant help thinking that maybe he just bumped into her and she maybe was so shocked to be touched by a man.... convienent that no one saw it but her and they arrasted the man anyway.


/why does the school need a messenger? Is this ancient rome? are the intercom, email system, and cell phone systems all broken?

I'm gonna go ahead a guess this didn't happen exactly the way the "victim" stated.

Old Glory Hole.

thelordofcheese: I'm gonna go ahead a guess this didn't happen exactly the way the "victim" stated.

Doesent matter, hes been accused of a sex crime in a school. his phoney baloney messenger job is gone no matter how little water the story holds.

SAVE FERRIS (high school)

I sound fat: Doesent matter, hes been accused of a sex crime in a school.

Yup. Very difficult to recover from that.

I sound fat: I mean there is no reason to believe that she misinterpreted a casual bump... except shes 40 and this messenger has access to much younger, hotter people to harrass on a daily basis, and of course he chose her.

Im a bad person, but i cant help thinking that maybe he just bumped into her and she maybe was so shocked to be touched by a man.... convienent that no one saw it but her and they arrasted the man anyway.


thelordofcheese: I'm gonna go ahead a guess this didn't happen exactly the way the "victim" stated.

He stands to lose his livelihood.
She stands to make buku bucks in a lawsuit.

I'm not going to presume guilt on either party, but there is no reason to think she hasn't been waiting for something to come along and rescue her from working to a nice loooong retirement complements of the Law offices of Suey Suiy and Sewww

zerkalo: 48K for a messenger? Why did I go to grad school?

I've taught for 10 years and have a masters degree....and this schmuck made almost as much as I do? Time to move, or find a different job. Or move to jersey.

/ewwww....no

Notabunny: She got off easy. It was either the uninvited pelvic thrust, or he would have to claim her in the name of Jersey City. Hump or death! Hump or death! Hump or death!

What about the cake?

/Cake please.

Ceiling Moran: What about the cake?

It's a lie.


Mister Peejay: FINALLY

/change we can get behind

And hump the bejeezus out of.

I can not make a judgement call without pics.

simplicimus: Well, it's the pulvic thrust that really drives you insane.

It's astounding.

ciberido: simplicimus: Well, it's the pulvic thrust that really drives you insane.

It's astounding.

It's just a jump to the left.

Bucky Katt: I like how they mention his annual income. Vital information for the serious news consumer!

He's not one of the 1%. That's a fact.

MurphyMurphy: I sound fat: I mean there is no reason to believe that she misinterpreted a casual bump... except shes 40 and this messenger has access to much younger, hotter people to harrass on a daily basis, and of course he chose her.

Im a bad person, but i cant help thinking that maybe he just bumped into her and she maybe was so shocked to be touched by a man.... convienent that no one saw it but her and they arrasted the man anyway.

He stands to lose his livelihood.
She stands to make buku bucks in a lawsuit.

It's 'beaucoup' and it's farking french. Buku makes you sound like an ignorant shiatkicker.

Fell In Love With a Chair: Buku makes you sound like an ignorant shiatkicker.

Damn, here i thought buku was the Japanese equivalent.

/came from Shanghigh
//mercy bowkoo

Fell In Love With a Chair: MurphyMurphy: I sound fat: I mean there is no reason to believe that she misinterpreted a casual bump... except shes 40 and this messenger has access to much younger, hotter people to harrass on a daily basis, and of course he chose her.

Im a bad person, but i cant help thinking that maybe he just bumped into her and she maybe was so shocked to be touched by a man.... convienent that no one saw it but her and they arrasted the man anyway.

He stands to lose his livelihood.
She stands to make buku bucks in a lawsuit.

It's 'beaucoup' and it's farking french. Buku makes you sound like an ignorant shiatkicker.

Hey there, thanks for that captain obvious.
Pretty sure buku has been accepted slang for .... oh about 40 some years now?


Either way, the real question shouldn't be:
Is buku actual slang?


The real question is:
Is it worse to come off sounding like an ignorant shiatkicker, or a pretentious prick?

Folding the flag means taking care of the nation.
Folding the flag means putting it to bed for the night.
I'm lost in the folds of the flag
I'm falling through a hole in the flag
Help................


obscure?

Just another example of the animal like behavior of the 99%. You people make me sick.

I sound fat: /why does the school need a messenger? Is this ancient rome? are the intercom, email system, and cell phone systems all broken?

The email system prohibits attachments so after you send an email you print out the document you would have attached (one copy per recipient) and send each person a copy by inter-departmental mail, which is hand delivered in Kraft paper envelopes.

What's the frequency?

I sound fat: Why do I always assume the woman is full of it in situations like this?

except shes 40 and this messenger has access to much younger, hotter people to harrass,



A: It rhymes with nisogyny.

RexTalionis: MurphyMurphy: Fell In Love With a Chair: MurphyMurphy: I sound fat: I mean there is no reason to believe that she misinterpreted a casual bump... except shes 40 and this messenger has access to much younger, hotter people to harrass on a daily basis, and of course he chose her.

Im a bad person, but i cant help thinking that maybe he just bumped into her and she maybe was so shocked to be touched by a man.... convienent that no one saw it but her and they arrasted the man anyway.

He stands to lose his livelihood.
She stands to make buku bucks in a lawsuit.

It's 'beaucoup' and it's farking french. Buku makes you sound like an ignorant shiatkicker.

Hey there, thanks for that captain obvious.
Pretty sure buku has been accepted slang for .... oh about 40 some years now?


Either way, the real question shouldn't be:
Is buku actual slang?


The real question is:
Is it worse to come off sounding like an ignorant shiatkicker, or a pretentious prick?

Ignorant shiatkicker.

I disagree. Pretentious.

zerkalo: 48K for a messenger? Why did I go to grad school?

Not just any messenger, but one who works for the government in Jersey City. Likely related to someone in office, possibly mentally challenged.

Being a 62-year-old 'messenger' in the school system with that sort of pay probably means he's not allowed around kids anymore but they can't fire him.
And he's not allowed to touch the flag. What happened there?
Now he won't be allowed near women.

No eye witnesses and no evidence, so he should just say he inadvertently bumped into her and stick with that story.

she was asking for it

I sure hope 'Hair' isn't that obscure, Dutchie.

Fell In Love With a Chair: It's 'beaucoup' and it's farking french. Buku makes you sound like an ignorant shiatkicker.

Très bien!

I'm not one to generally go around correcting people, but it's true that how one writes often makes a difference in the impression they leave with others.

Pumpernickel bread: No eye witnesses and no evidence, so he should just say he inadvertently bumped into her and stick with that story.

That's probably what happened. He probably tried to slip between her and the flag. That area of the office is probably a bit small and the flag is probably quite large, and there probably some type of furniture in front of the woman and opposite the flag. The guy had to get through and he most likely innocently set his hands on her to make sure that he didn't bump her to the point where either would fall over so that he could make sure that he didn't touch the flag.

Considering how crapped public schools are - especially those built long ago that now have to accommodate myriad appliances that simply did not exist all those years ago - and the strange veneration jingoists have for a piece of cloth, combined with the unbridled hysteria of a closed community that unabashedly promotes zero-tolerance policies (such as public schools), this seems to be the most reasonable conclusion as to what the situation and its circumstances really are.

But there I go, using my brain for thinking again instead of simply memorizing, repeating and regurgitating.

They should put him on the gilly teen.

Hard to determine what happened. As someone above posted, perhaps the messenger has had previous issues, or maybe the teacher is mistaken. I wonder if she is an animal lover like Ricki Lake, and has a great big ass that follows her everywhere she goes.

/made me think of Norm Macdonald