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(The Sun) Scary Stay away from the parking ticket machines, HE HATES THESE PARKING TICKET MACHINES   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 37
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2011-11-25 08:29:48 PM
Is a parking ticket machine a form of camera that tickets people for illegal parking, or a machine that sells tickets allowing you to park?
 
2011-11-26 12:00:43 AM
Sounds like a typical bastard.

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2011-11-26 12:07:20 AM
ZAZ: Is a parking ticket machine a form of camera that tickets people for illegal parking, or a machine that sells tickets allowing you to park?

.....
That would be B).
 
2011-11-26 12:19:12 AM
Is his name Tony Kornheiser by any chance?
 
2011-11-26 12:22:54 AM
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Approves.
 
2011-11-26 07:05:23 AM
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Approves.


came for the cool hand. leaving satisfied.
 
2011-11-26 07:35:58 AM
I applaud this guy! Parking machines at the debbil an' must be sent back to the fiery depths from whence they came!
 
2011-11-26 07:46:37 AM
Yeah, I don't think he used "fireworks" to blow up a metal meter mounted in concrete.

In fact, it doesn't look blown up at all, more like "knocked over with a sledgehammer."
 
2011-11-26 07:47:38 AM
well done. good show.
 
2011-11-26 07:54:54 AM
Maniac approves.

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2011-11-26 07:57:14 AM
My home town. Bless...
 
2011-11-26 08:00:47 AM
I find it scarier that Gary Glitter is running free.

/ article is linked from this article, crap Subby, you know fark, coulda had a twofer
 
2011-11-26 08:31:14 AM
WTF is a parking ticket machine?

Have the British become so frigid that they must use a terminator to write parking tickets?
 
2011-11-26 08:47:24 AM
BronyMedic: WTF is a parking ticket machine?

Have the British become so frigid that they must use a terminator to write parking tickets?


You have to pay to park there. The machine sells little tickets which you put in the window so they don't clamp/tow you.
 
2011-11-26 08:58:29 AM
The machine sells parking tickets. So called pay and display machines. You buy them and stick them in your dashboard. Occasionally a warden turns up and checks cars. If your car doesn't have a ticket or it's expired you get a parking fine.

I expect the person is some over 55 fart who got a parking fine in the past, took it personally and has decided to wage war on the things. Given the cost of the devices it would probably be a good idea to train some CCTV on them and the immediate access points until the moron is caught.
 
2011-11-26 09:20:57 AM
newsimg.bbc.co.uk
Maybe it was angle grinder man.
 
2011-11-26 09:28:12 AM
You're missing the bigger picture. Someone is being accused of blowing things up and they called him a maniac and not a terrorist.

/because he's local? doubt they know his race...
 
GBB
2011-11-26 09:29:19 AM
meh, call me when the new phonebooks are out
 
2011-11-26 09:29:59 AM
So it's very dificult to own firearms in England, but apparently easy to acquire enough explosives to blow up ticket dispensers?
/ insert "you're doing it wrong.jpg"
 
2011-11-26 09:33:04 AM
agoodamerican: damn liberals and there November 5th
sorry libtards but your not V
farking brittish


does EVERY thread have to turned into a US partisan derp fest ?
farking yanks - get over yourselves, nobody else cares what side of the "right" you are on, you are all the same to us
 
2011-11-26 09:37:04 AM
vodka: Yeah, I don't think he used "fireworks" to blow up a metal meter mounted in concrete.

In fact, it doesn't look blown up at all, more like "knocked over with a sledgehammer."


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Person of interest, wanted for questioning......
 
2011-11-26 09:37:48 AM
The town is famous for its firework celebrations

Ha! That gave me a mental image of the town speakers blaring the 1812 Overture, and each time a cannon blast is called for, a parking machine blows up somewhere down the main street.


I can see the hatred. These things are worse than standard parking meters, in that you can't just show up at a space and sap off some unused time (unless the guy vacating the space is kind enough to hand you a ticket with some time left on it as he's leaving.) They have even more insidious ones that have loop sensors under the parking spaces and, when they are vacated, the meter instantly resets to zero.
 
2011-11-26 09:47:14 AM
vvoice.vo.llnwd.net
 
2011-11-26 09:54:02 AM
Slartibartfaster: agoodamerican: damn liberals and there November 5th
sorry libtards but your not V
farking brittish

does EVERY thread have to turned into a US partisan derp fest ?
farking yanks - get over yourselves, nobody else cares what side of the "right" you are on, you are all the same to us


Hey, don't blame the rest of us for this illiterate gibberish agoddamnmerican spews.
 
2011-11-26 10:17:17 AM
What a British Parking Machine may look like.

Some of them may self-destruct since they are no made by British labour. Or a Doctor may be involved.


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2011-11-26 10:42:54 AM
FTFA: A £1,250 reward is being offered for information leading to an arrest and conviction

Seems like they don't want to catch him that badly. $2000?
 
2011-11-26 11:02:45 AM
Ok, two CHL pics, we're doing good here.
 
2011-11-26 12:32:19 PM
We're missing the more obvious motive: what company makes these machines?

/Well done, subby.
 
2011-11-26 12:47:14 PM
Lewes councillor Carl Maynard said: "Whoever committed this mindless crime should know they risk jail.

no carl, there's some pretty obvious rationale behind the actions: though it may be unsafe, criminal, and a personal irritation to you. your choice of adjectives was pretty mindless however.
 
2011-11-26 01:23:02 PM
CSB time

Back in the 70s my father and his fraternity brothers got tired of NYC putting up parking meters in the residential neighborhood that their frat house was in. Being a frat of engineers they hatched a plan, gathered up a few blowtorches, and proceeded to remove every single meter on the residential streets and dump them in the east river, saving a couple as trophies. The city never replaced most of them, and you can see where they used to stand, melted metal and all, 35 years later.

/I've told my dad many times that blowing them up wouldve been cooler
 
2011-11-26 01:45:15 PM
I salute this man and can post a list of places I'd buy him a plane ticket to vacation at.
 
2011-11-26 02:22:05 PM
vodka: Yeah, I don't think he used "fireworks" to blow up a metal meter mounted in concrete.

In fact, it doesn't look blown up at all, more like "knocked over with a sledgehammer."


Yeah, the photo they used in the article looks like it's been hit by a truck to me.. the dent up top is bent inward towards the way it fell. Also, it's been ripped up out of the concrete, all without any burn marks.
 
2011-11-26 02:40:53 PM
fta - "mindless crime"

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2011-11-26 03:51:50 PM
In Manhattan they have these things, and when you put in coins, the machine says "not enough money" (aparently the $3/HR rate is the minimum) then you try a credit card and it says "sorry can't read card." then you get a ticket for $175

So yeah the city is making much more money now that they got rid of standard parking meters.
 
2011-11-26 04:11:12 PM
I haven't considered blowing one up, but I have thought about Photoshopping my own tickets.
 
2011-11-26 05:55:57 PM
Destroying parking ticket machines....

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Now let's hope he moves on to speed cameras.
 
2011-11-26 09:08:35 PM
TheMega: vodka: Yeah, I don't think he used "fireworks" to blow up a metal meter mounted in concrete.

In fact, it doesn't look blown up at all, more like "knocked over with a sledgehammer."

Yeah, the photo they used in the article looks like it's been hit by a truck to me.. the dent up top is bent inward towards the way it fell. Also, it's been ripped up out of the concrete, all without any burn marks.


I'm thinking a chain wrapped around it and attached to a vehicle with an engine that produces a lot of torque. Every once in awhile you hear about somebody trying that with an ATM.
 
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