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ukexpat
2011-11-25 08:06:53 PM
Fir...

Boobies!
 
Hypothetical Imperative
2011-11-25 08:07:25 PM
I love that the prize for many of those challenges is simply not having to pony up for the unpleasantly absurd amount of food you just forced yourself to consume.

The Inferno Bowl makes me wonder, isn't it possible to physically injure yourself with peppers? That one in particular just seems...unwise.
 
Phoenix_M
2011-11-25 08:15:48 PM
thepeacefulplanet.org

meanwhile somewhere on the continent of Africa
 
LordPomposity
2011-11-25 08:16:00 PM
Hypothetical Imperative: I love that the prize for many of those challenges is simply not having to pony up for the unpleasantly absurd amount of food you just forced yourself to consume.

The Inferno Bowl makes me wonder, isn't it possible to physically injure yourself with peppers? That one in particular just seems...unwise.

They're food products, essentially.
 
ABQGOD
2011-11-25 08:16:51 PM
Hypothetical Imperative: The Inferno Bowl makes me wonder, isn't it possible to physically injure yourself with peppers? That one in particular just seems...unwise.

Nah, it's just a food product, essentially.
 
ABQGOD
2011-11-25 08:17:47 PM
/shakes tiny fist (full of peppers)
 
Benevolent Misanthrope [TotalFark]
2011-11-25 08:20:53 PM
I'm frankly surprised at some of these - especially the one that gives you 18 hours to eat it.
 
Ayago
2011-11-25 08:24:27 PM
Well I think Man V. Food just found 5 episodes...
 
myinternetname
2011-11-25 08:24:33 PM
The thing about the burger challenges is they always want to add 9 farking bags of potatoes in some way. Come on, make it all burger.

I think I could take one of them, without the fries that is.
 
bdub77 [TotalFark]
2011-11-25 08:24:53 PM
www.evtv1.com

/Obligatory
 
TravelingFreakshow
2011-11-25 08:33:14 PM
There was a "Your Mom" joke to be had, Subby.
 
WordyGrrl
2011-11-25 08:38:11 PM
myinternetname: The thing about the burger challenges is they always want to add 9 farking bags of potatoes in some way. Come on, make it all burger.

I think I could take one of them, without the fries that is.

Or maybe it's actually a potato-eating challenge with the burger used as bait? How popular would an "eating challenge" food item be if it had no meat or threatening levels of peppers? How many vegans out there are thinking, "Hell yes, I can eat six Tofurkys in an hour!"
 
bmihura
2011-11-25 08:48:12 PM
Hypothetical Imperative: I love that the prize for many of those challenges is simply not having to pony up for the unpleasantly absurd amount of food you just forced yourself to consume.

The Inferno Bowl makes me wonder, isn't it possible to physically injure yourself with peppers? That one in particular just seems...unwise.

Yes
 
urban.derelict
2011-11-25 09:07:20 PM
lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
saturn badger
2011-11-25 09:09:35 PM
Benevolent Misanthrope: I'm frankly surprised at some of these - especially the one that gives you 18 hours to eat it.

Agreed. If you could ask for it to be reheated that one doesn't seem that hard.

On the other hand cold crusty mashed taters...

/shudder
 
poot_rootbeer
2011-11-25 09:30:23 PM
In Middle America, they could offer a "15 oz of fresh vegetables" and it would never be attempted, much less conquered.

/onion rings are not a vegetable
 
Eshkar
2011-11-25 09:41:39 PM
That is just so sad
 
Porous Horace
2011-11-25 09:42:35 PM
#6 - Kim Kardashian's ass.
 
ko_kyi
2011-11-25 09:47:17 PM
I like an indulgent meal now and again as much, nay, more than most people. Still, these volume eating challenges seem so fundamentally wrong.

We all need our mountains to overcome, but jeez. How about things that require more than taking something joyful and turning it into prideful misery.
 
bel4sucks
2011-11-25 09:53:45 PM
Phoenix_M: [thepeacefulplanet.org image 640x422]

meanwhile somewhere on the continent of Africa

And yet, if you abolished all eating contests and challenges, that picture would still be a reality.
 
vodka
2011-11-25 09:55:02 PM
Meh, undefeated challenges mean nothing.

It could be as simple as eating two normal sized hamburgers within 0.00001 seconds. YOU FAIL! and I have an undefeated challenge! Awesome, right?
 
croesius
2011-11-25 10:05:27 PM
poot_rootbeer: In Middle America, they could offer a "15 oz of fresh vegetables" and it would never be attempted, much less conquered.

/onion rings are not a vegetable

kdpizza.spirecms.com
Done and done.
 
elvisaintdead [TotalFark]
2011-11-25 11:38:34 PM
Phoenix_M: [thepeacefulplanet.org image 640x422]

meanwhile somewhere on the continent of Africa

well, it wouldn't be that way
IF THEY LIVED WHERE THE FOOD IS!
 
LordPomposity
2011-11-25 11:57:43 PM
Phoenix_M: [thepeacefulplanet.org image 640x422]

meanwhile somewhere on the continent of Africa

Fly one of them over here and have him do the eating contest, then. Jeez.
 
8InchFloppy
2011-11-26 12:14:35 AM
Phoenix_M: [thepeacefulplanet.org image 640x422]

meanwhile somewhere on the continent of Africa

I dont see the big deal. Compared to that fried stead eating one of those little buggers would be easy. They got no meat on their bones.
 
Harv72b [TotalFark]
2011-11-26 01:05:55 AM
LordPomposity: Fly Fry one of them over here and have him do be the eating contest, then. Jeez.

What I read.

The meds have kicked in.
 
Driver
2011-11-26 01:26:56 AM
Harv72b: LordPomposity: Fly Fry one of them over here and have him do be the eating contest, then. Jeez.

What I read.

The meds have kicked in.

I'll have what he's having ^
 
lordargent
2011-11-26 01:45:15 AM
Phoenix_M: meanwhile somewhere on the continent of Africa

I'll buy them a giant pizza if you deliver it.

/The problem with world hunger is getting food to the people that need it. So the whole "you're wasting food" bit is a disingenuous argument. There is plenty of food to go around, it's delivery that's the problem.
 
Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf
2011-11-26 02:28:33 AM
What about The Big 96er?

Yes, the gristle and fat counts too

www.thefatwhiteguy.com
 
Hoygal
2011-11-26 02:59:52 AM
8InchFloppy: Phoenix_M: [thepeacefulplanet.org image 640x422]

meanwhile somewhere on the continent of Africa

I dont see the big deal. Compared to that fried stead eating one of those little buggers would be easy. They got no meat on their bones.

This made me giggle hysterically. I'm for sure going to Hell now (no need to spell it "H E Double Hockey Sticks!" anymore; can't get any worse than laughing at eating starving children).
 
Benni K Rok
2011-11-26 08:11:05 AM
I'll bet I know of ONE man who could probably actually do the full-o-bull challenge. Of course, he'd have to travel well out of his way to do this. Of course, how embarrasing would it be for a Canadian to win a Texas challenge.
 
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