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(ESPN) Spiffy Iowa learns the only reason they were allowed into the Big Ten is that Nebraska needed a team to make its biatch   (scores.espn.go.com) divider line 22
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2011-11-25 08:22:18 PM
subby started drinking for the early games.
 
2011-11-25 08:24:22 PM
Goddamn time traveling Iowans.
 
2011-11-25 08:35:43 PM
I see the first two people in here have it covered.
 
2011-11-25 08:40:47 PM
What what WHAT?
 
2011-11-25 09:46:04 PM
lol wut?
 
2011-11-25 09:49:54 PM
What gets me is that two teams Michigan absolutely man-handled beat Iowa, but Michigan loses to Iowa...so lame.
 
2011-11-25 10:39:35 PM
Speaking of Nebraskan biatches, how many games will Suh get suspended for?
 
2011-11-25 10:47:06 PM
TheLads69: What gets me is that two teams Michigan absolutely man-handled beat Iowa, but Michigan loses to Iowa...so lame.

Yep, when Michigan shiat the bed against Iowa I thought the Huskers had a chance. Then NU goes to the big house and decides to bend over and take it up the exit ramp.

The loss to the Bugeaters was Iowa's own fault. It's no secret, you can rush all over the Blackshirts. The Hawkeyes would run into Husker territory and then decided to try to throw against NU's 2 star defenders, both of whom will be playin on Sunday next season.

To top it off Rex "Diesel" Burkhead has 37 farking carries*.

*officially 38, but was a farking kneel down, not a rushing attempt in my book.
 
2011-11-25 11:14:11 PM
theurge14: Speaking of Nebraskan biatches, how many games will Suh get suspended for?

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2011-11-26 12:49:03 AM
wat.
 
2011-11-26 01:01:07 AM
Yes Nebraska... congrats on third place... in your division.

And it is still unlikely that your basketball team will get more Big Ten wins.
 
2011-11-26 01:31:29 AM
Wow. 20-7. Real curbstomper. Great greenlight.
 
2011-11-26 01:57:33 AM
This has got to be the worst headline/greenlight I've seen on here in a while.
 
2011-11-26 08:31:41 AM
they let iowa into the big ten? when did this happen???

oh, it happened in 1899? never mind then.
 
2011-11-26 10:08:14 AM
bacongood: Yes Nebraska... congrats on third place... in your division.

And it is still unlikely that your basketball team will get more Big Ten wins.


And your team is?

/also, you are beyond hope if you believe anyone in Nebraska gives a fark about the basketball team.
 
2011-11-26 11:33:58 AM
As a Husker fan, I have to ask... do the Hawkeyes have that bad of a kicker? There were a few field goal attempts in the 40s early that I'm not sure why you don't try... even against the wind.

Also, fark Tim Beck for sitting on a 20 point lead. Being classy is one thing, but 20 points is not enough to sit on... the fourth quarter was a bit scary because he decided to just hang it up for the day.
 
2011-11-26 11:50:41 AM
quiotu: As a Husker fan, I have to ask... do the Hawkeyes have that bad of a kicker? There were a few field goal attempts in the 40s early that I'm not sure why you don't try... even against the wind.

Also, fark Tim Beck for sitting on a 20 point lead. Being classy is one thing, but 20 points is not enough to sit on... the fourth quarter was a bit scary because he decided to just hang it up for the day.


Glad I turned it off a few minutes into the fourth quarter because I knew Nebraska had it locked up.
Any speculation on the bowl they're going to? Probably the Capital One Bowl?
 
2011-11-26 12:09:24 PM
Dr J Zoidberg: quiotu: As a Husker fan, I have to ask... do the Hawkeyes have that bad of a kicker? There were a few field goal attempts in the 40s early that I'm not sure why you don't try... even against the wind.?

Our kicker isn't that bad. He's not great, either.

But the two 4th downs you're talking about took place between the 35 and the 40. Those kicks would be between 52 and 57 yards. A little too long for college kickers into the wind.

The real question is why we didn't go for it then. But Ferentz apparently has never learned basic statistics or talked to someone who has studied the game of football or played more than 10 minutes of Madden.
 
2011-11-26 12:21:50 PM
pastorsteve: But Ferentz apparently has never learned basic statistics or talked to someone who has studied the game of football or played more than 10 minutes of Madden.

probably a good time to point out that he's the fifth highest paid coach in college football and has a 57-46 record in the Big Ten.
 
2011-11-26 09:07:17 PM
Dr J Zoidberg: quiotu: As a Husker fan, I have to ask... do the Hawkeyes have that bad of a kicker? There were a few field goal attempts in the 40s early that I'm not sure why you don't try... even against the wind.

Also, fark Tim Beck for sitting on a 20 point lead. Being classy is one thing, but 20 points is not enough to sit on... the fourth quarter was a bit scary because he decided to just hang it up for the day.

Glad I turned it off a few minutes into the fourth quarter because I knew Nebraska had it locked up.
Any speculation on the bowl they're going to? Probably the Capital One Bowl?


Been hearing Outback vs. Florida
 
2011-11-27 01:09:02 AM
chuggernaught: bacongood: Yes Nebraska... congrats on third place... in your division.

And it is still unlikely that your basketball team will get more Big Ten wins.

And your team is?

/also, you are beyond hope if you believe anyone in Nebraska gives a fark about the basketball team.


Seriously. Everyone knows the only real college basketball team in Nebraska is Creighton.
 
2011-11-27 09:05:15 AM
devilskware: Wow. 20-7. Real curbstomper. Great greenlight.

Very well stated. Not only was this NOT a "you're my biatch" type of win, the headline sucked. My guess is the admin/modmin was either the subby or is a big Cornfusker fan.
 
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