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(CBS Pittsburgh) Stupid Women in Victoria Secret brawl results in hatred of the letters "wl"   (pittsburgh.cbslocal.com) divider line 33
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Coelacanth
2011-11-25 08:08:34 PM
Monroeville Mall?!

i249.photobucket.com
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2011-11-25 08:14:09 PM
I'm waiting for a few weeks.

Since this isn't Soviet Russia in 1979, I'm guessing everything will still be there, at pretty much the same prices, and without the screaming teenagers and hysterical moms.
 
TravisBickle62
2011-11-25 08:14:31 PM
Another weak ass headline
 
utsagrad123 [TotalFark]
2011-11-25 08:14:54 PM
Fine, I'll do it...

luxepleasure.com
/hot
 
LoneWolf343
2011-11-25 08:18:30 PM
The ol' standby "You've stopped reading" headline would have been a preferable choice.
 
parkerlewis
2011-11-25 08:19:07 PM
utsagrad123
Fine, I'll do it...

So would I.
 
ThisNameSux
2011-11-25 08:19:08 PM
Of course we don't get video of the hotties brawling.
 
Serial
2011-11-25 08:19:24 PM
Coelacanth: Monroeville Mall?!

If I were ever in that mall and I saw a riot break out, my gut instinct would be to look for the door to the security offices and hope there's a helicopter on the roof.
 
butt-nuggets
2011-11-25 08:19:39 PM
I'm guessing Victoria lost her secret quite a while ago
 
skinink
2011-11-25 08:23:11 PM

If you really want to get that waffle machine on sale at WalMart, just pepper spray every other shopper in the eyes until they bleed.


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LoneWolf343
2011-11-25 08:26:50 PM
skinink: If you really want to get that waffle machine on sale at WalMart, just pepper spray every other shopper in the eyes until they bleed.
[img522.imageshack.us image 640x360]

Yeah, about that...
 
aerojockey
2011-11-25 08:26:52 PM
Coelacanth: Monroeville Mall?!

I like how they put Monroeville Mall downtown instead of in a crumbling suburban wasteland.
 
Creoena
2011-11-25 08:28:34 PM
FTA:
One of the most climactic parts of the day was at Victoria's Secret, where a hot deal on yoga pants had some women fuming.

"Literally, girls were punching each other," said shopper Liz Wentling. "They threw little bags in baskets and they were just like, 'Here.' Girls were literally shoving each other, moms were getting into it."

If you're punching each other over yoga pants, you may want to reconsider your life priorities
 
red5ish
2011-11-25 08:29:30 PM
We had a yoga pants thread a few days ago. We've had a retarded behavior during Black Friday Shopping thread already today. But has anybody seen the recent VS commercial with the woman on a scooter who has freakishly long legs. Yikes.
 
RaceDTruck [TotalFark]
2011-11-25 08:30:41 PM
The secret is that you won't look as good as the models in their underwear.
 
Gunny Walker [TotalFark]
2011-11-25 08:38:32 PM
Uhh, what's the joke in the headline?
 
buntz
2011-11-25 08:41:38 PM
Serial: If I were ever in that mall and I saw a riot break out, my gut instinct would be to look for the door to the security offices and hope there's a helicopter on the roof.

Trust me, if you were in that mall and a riot broke out, grab the nearest flak jacket, find some cover and pray.

One Friday night I saw armed guards on the roof. I asked a clerk inside what was going on, and she said "it's Friday!"

/csb
 
ThisNameSux
2011-11-25 08:46:16 PM
Gunny Walker: Uhh, what's the joke in the headline?

Brawl - wl = bra

Not much of a joke.
 
Gergesa
2011-11-25 08:48:21 PM
Creoena: FTA:
One of the most climactic parts of the day was at Victoria's Secret, where a hot deal on yoga pants had some women fuming.

"Literally, girls were punching each other," said shopper Liz Wentling. "They threw little bags in baskets and they were just like, 'Here.' Girls were literally shoving each other, moms were getting into it."

If you're punching each other over yoga pants, you may want to reconsider your life priorities

Nonsense, nothing in life is more important than buying yoga pants at a somewhat lower price. If that means gratuitous violence is necessary we should count that as a small price to pay for living in a society that values reason.
 
TheDirtyNacho
2011-11-25 08:51:52 PM
Gyrfalcon: I'm waiting for a few weeks.

Since this isn't Soviet Russia in 1979, I'm guessing everything will still be there, at pretty much the same prices, and without the screaming teenagers and hysterical moms.


Actually, prices tend to drop following black friday until the week before xmas, then they go up slightly. [citation] The doorbusters are just to get people in and spend money on higher margin items that aren't discounted.
 
FunkOut [TotalFark]
2011-11-25 08:54:22 PM
I understand the reason for this Black Friday thing; the overlords wants to see the masses act like stupid savage animals.
 
InOmnibusCaritas [TotalFark]
2011-11-25 08:58:27 PM
ThisNameSux: Gunny Walker: Uhh, what's the joke in the headline?

Brawl - wl = bra

Not much of a joke.

I, too, was confused. If this is the answer, then I will nominate this for the farking worst headline of all time.
 
farkingismybusiness
2011-11-25 09:06:40 PM
ThisNameSux: Gunny Walker: Uhh, what's the joke in the headline?

Brawl - wl = bra

Not much of a joke.

Terrible. Just terrible.
 
ZMugg
2011-11-25 09:34:05 PM
farkingismybusiness: ThisNameSux: Gunny Walker: Uhh, what's the joke in the headline?

Brawl - wl = bra

Not much of a joke.

Terrible. Just terrible.

images.cheezburger.com

Agrees.
 
Tsar_Bomba1
2011-11-25 09:47:08 PM
It was just a brief skirmish...
 
Poison
2011-11-25 09:57:11 PM
All those involved in Black Friday incidents should be tarred and feathered. What a pathetic commentary on our society.
 
basemetal [TotalFark]
2011-11-25 10:36:17 PM
One of the most climactic parts of the day was at Victoria's Secret, where a hot deal on yoga pants had some women fuming

i234.photobucket.com

I could see that.
 
thelordofcheese
2011-11-26 12:06:41 AM
Coelacanth: Monroeville Mall?!

[i249.photobucket.com image 600x600]

Yep. I was going around with zombie makeup during G20. Good times.
/almost got a riot baton
//pokerface'd then smoked a cig
///puncha out of towner pussies that just wanted to fark shiat up
 
Colin O'Scopy
2011-11-26 02:07:12 AM
All these yoga pants threads lately... none of 'em are from the front! Geez, I'm not a back-door kinda guy!!
 
Begoggle
2011-11-26 03:31:18 AM
ZMugg: farkingismybusiness: ThisNameSux: Gunny Walker: Uhh, what's the joke in the headline?

Brawl - wl = bra

Not much of a joke.

Terrible. Just terrible.

[images.cheezburger.com image 500x449]

Agrees.

If a troll has to explain your headline, you failed at the funny.
 
MadAzza [TotalFark]
2011-11-26 04:41:04 AM
ThisNameSux: Gunny Walker: Uhh, what's the joke in the headline?

Brawl - wl = bra

Not much of a joke.

Really? That's it? 'Cause I get most of my bras at VS, and I could not for the life of me figure out that headline.

And I'm not going to get into some bullsh*t tit-war with some c*nt about "You shop at VS? Well, obviously you're an idiot, because my boobs are HUGE, and blah blah attention whore etc." Fu*ck off. 36DD here, they make some good bras, fu(k off if you want to argue about something so stupid. Do whatever works for you. Everyone is different. Yeah, your mambams are so freaking special, you need pneumatic winches and freaking pulley systems and shiat. Good for you. Nobody cares. Never mind all of the "The number is the band size!" idiots. Christ. Just die, please.

Ya know what, just everyone, fark off. Yeah, PMS. So? fark you.

God, where's my farking wine? Not this one, not the whine, the farking WINE, asshole. Jesus.

sorry ...
 
mgary
2011-11-26 06:23:27 AM
What we're all hoping this looked like:
thechive.files.wordpress.com

ubergnome.com

What it probably actually looked like:
www.fairfaxunderground.com

/If you need eye bleach, look at the first two pics again
//And even if big buts make you get sprung, that's beyond the pale
 
watson.t.hamster
2011-11-26 05:25:45 PM
FunkOut: I understand the reason for this Black Friday thing; the overlords wants to see the masses act like stupid savage animals.

And the masses enthusiastically comply.

Short of I dunno, food for starving people or life-saving medicine I can't see getting this excited over any material good.
 
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