Cool, another Smackdown thread. The fWc will take over Fark before we're done.

/ Drew loves his beer money

Shouldn't this be in the Entertainment section?

/amidoingitright?

I already watched the show. You guys are in for a treat.

I'm not going to say anything about the meat of the show (hate to spoil it for anybody who hasn't read spoilers), but I just want to make this observation: Heath Slater returns this week. He has new attire, with lots of leather and studs and heavy-metal style guitars and his name written over a pentagram a la Slayer's logo. And yet he's still entering to a country song, and they're still calling him the "One Man Southern Rock Band". WTF, WWE?

nyrkah1: Cool, another Smackdown thread. The fWc will take over Fark before we're done.

/ Drew loves his beer money


I had no idea Drew was a fan of these guys.

Sweet, a greenlight! Who's awesome? I'M AWESOME!

/sorry, I don't get greenlights often

Wretschko: Shouldn't this be in the Entertainment section?

/amidoingitright?

NO BECAUSE FARK YOU, THAT'S WHY!

/yes. yes, you are

HeartBurnKid: nyrkah1: Cool, another Smackdown thread. The fWc will take over Fark before we're done.

/ Drew loves his beer money


I had no idea Drew was a fan of these guys.

As God as my witness, I don't know how I missed having you favorited already.

/ problem solved

KellyKellyKelly: Sweet, a greenlight! Who's awesome? I'M AWESOME!

/sorry, I don't get greenlights often

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/sorry, I don't get greenlights often

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/sorry, I don't get greenlights often

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I'm jekostas, and I'm starting to see freaky magic eye shiat in this message.

Odd message at the top of my screen:

This page is in Danish. Would you like to translate it?

Hardcore Champ in this Beeotch!!

ANDRE! The GIANT!

Sorry, you must use an illegal stream pay to watch Big Show's flying elbow.

Hows he gonna kick someones ass with just one leg??


NO PEAS!!

NO PEAS! Crutches are allowed, however.

#shutupCole

Moodybastard: Hows he gonna kick someones ass with just one leg??

Rumor is, he's been in training with this guy:

Moodybastard: Hows he gonna kick someones ass with just one leg??

Zack Gowan nods in sad understanding.

And way to enter the ring "injured" foot first. Yeah, just set all your weight on it, why dontcha?

*shakes tiny slow fist of rage at HeartBurnKid*

Clap? OK...

SU-PER DRAG-ON! *clap* *clap* Clapclapclap*

why the hell not,

Sin Cara Granate checking in!

Damn....


Shows junk hangs down to his knee???

Husband: Is that a tear?

Me: Nope, just his natural juices.

Moodybastard: Damn....


Shows junk hangs down to his knee???

I've heard stories that he is indeed The Giant.

/If you know what I mean

Sorry for spoiling it for anyone else but I have to address this:

"Daniel Bryan comes out to cash Money in the Bank in. He pins Henry and the crowd goes nuts. Teddy Long comes out and says Henry couldn't compete due to injury so the title change isn't valid."

with this:

SINCE WHEN DOES THAT FARKING MATTER? FARK!

You kicked me THERE is PG.

#shutupCole

Gene Masseth Jr.: Sorry for spoiling it for anyone else but I have to address this:

"Daniel Bryan comes out to cash Money in the Bank in. He pins Henry and the crowd goes nuts. Teddy Long comes out and says Henry couldn't compete due to injury so the title change isn't valid."

with this:

SINCE WHEN DOES THAT FARKING MATTER? FARK!

Dude, could've waited a couple of minutes.

/I knew already

Yeah, Mizark kicked Show in the knee just like Suh was just trying to get up and happened to step on that player for the Packers.

/too soon?

Gene Masseth Jr.: Sorry for spoiling it for anyone else but I have to address this:

"Daniel Bryan comes out to cash Money in the Bank in. He pins Henry and the crowd goes nuts. Teddy Long comes out and says Henry couldn't compete due to injury so the title change isn't valid."

with this:

SINCE WHEN DOES THAT FARKING MATTER? FARK!

Couldn't have addressed that in 10 minutes?

Tenor Reaper: Gene Masseth Jr.: Sorry for spoiling it for anyone else but I have to address this:

"Daniel Bryan comes out to cash Money in the Bank in. He pins Henry and the crowd goes nuts. Teddy Long comes out and says Henry couldn't compete due to injury so the title change isn't valid."

with this:

SINCE WHEN DOES THAT FARKING MATTER? FARK!

BECAUSE SHUT UP THAT'S WHY

/no seriously I don't know

Its post Thanksgiving rules.

I like how over the years WWF/E's slogans have gone from "the world wide leader in sports and entertainment" to "because fark you, that's why."

A man with a crutch is NEVER defenseless in the world of wrestling, Cole. So, as always, #shutthefarkupCole.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww YEAH!

COOL! NERD!

And the crowd pops for Show coming out and knocking out a guy in a crutch.

Gotta give Mizark credit, he pulled great heat for this storyline.

And here comes DB

It don't count, BUT I DON'T GIVE A SHIAT! YES!

That is a lot of dead weight to move...

Gene Masseth Jr.: Sorry for spoiling it for anyone else but I have to address this:

"Daniel Bryan comes out to cash Money in the Bank in. He pins Henry and the crowd goes nuts. Teddy Long comes out and says Henry couldn't compete due to injury so the title change isn't valid."

with this:

SINCE WHEN DOES THAT FARKING MATTER? FARK!

It gets even dumber later in the show -- so much dumber, I can't really believe it wasn't done on purpose. I honestly get the feeling they're going to set up a Teddy Long heel turn at some point.

Gene Masseth Jr.: Sorry for spoiling it for anyone else but I have to address this:

"Daniel Bryan comes out to cash Money in the Bank in. He pins Henry and the crowd goes nuts. Teddy Long comes out and says Henry couldn't compete due to injury so the title change isn't valid."

with this:

SINCE WHEN DOES THAT FARKING MATTER? FARK!

No. BAD GENE!!

We don't do that here.

Gene Masseth Jr.: Sorry for spoiling it for anyone else but I have to address this:

"Daniel Bryan comes out to cash Money in the Bank in. He pins Henry and the crowd goes nuts. Teddy Long comes out and says Henry couldn't compete due to injury so the title change isn't valid."

with this:

SINCE WHEN DOES THAT FARKING MATTER? FARK!

According to my husband, they made the rule change without the past year. How convenient.

KellyKellyKelly: It don't count, BUT I DON'T GIVE A SHIAT! YES!

THIS

Now kick Cole's farkin' head in while you're up there, Bryan.

BLACK ACTORS!!!!


GOTTA STICK TOGETHER!

DEATH TO TEDDY LONG. DEATH, I SAY.

And Cole, too.

So what about the briefcase now? Is it used up or does he still have it?