Weird. Good for him I guess.

About time they started locking people up for being fat.

Has the judge ever had jail food? It's pretty easy to lose weight while eating that garbage.

/not exactly proud that I know that.
//they call the steak "beavertail"

He probably just took a big shiat and weighed in the morning. How about read a farking book and gaina useful skill tomget a day off?

herrDrFarkenstein: He probably just took a big shiat and weighed in the morning. How about read a farking book and gaina useful skill tomget a day off?

Like typing?

He only lost 9 pounds?

Someone that fat could fart and lose more than that.

FARTNOISE FARTNOISE JUNIOR: herrDrFarkenstein: He probably just took a big shiat and weighed in the morning. How about read a farking book and gaina useful skill tomget a day off?

Like typing?


Oh Snap!

crotchgrabber: Has the judge ever had jail food? It's pretty easy to lose weight while eating that garbage.

One is bound to lose weight after eating only a bread sammich and a huggie of water a day.

/no space, and certainly no lifting equipment in a jail cell
//I did lots of modified pull-ups, however, with the bars
///then they throw you out in the snow 24 hours after your arrest, after collecting your signature on a digital pad before you know what you're signing
//which is a promise to find someone to pay your bail
/because you just signed it

herrDrFarkenstein: He probably just took a big shiat and weighed in the morning. How about read a farking book and gaina useful skill tomget a day off?

Skill in Destruction raised by 1 point

herrDrFarkenstein: He probably just took a big shiat and weighed in the morning

Came for this...leaving satisfied.

urban.derelict: crotchgrabber: Has the judge ever had jail food? It's pretty easy to lose weight while eating that garbage.

One is bound to lose weight after eating only a bread sammich and a huggie of water a day.

/no space, and certainly no lifting equipment in a jail cell
//I did lots of modified pull-ups, however, with the bars
///then they throw you out in the snow 24 hours after your arrest, after collecting your signature on a digital pad before you know what you're signing
//which is a promise to find someone to pay your bail
/because you just signed it

What the fark does that say? For real.

9 pounds out of 345? Only another 160 or so to go.

Wow so again the fatties get to ride in the electronic carts, get free SSI because their fat and can't move and now lose a little weight and get out of jail. It's easy for a fatty to lose a few pounds but not for skinny people because they have little to lose, guess all the meth heads will have to serve all their time....

This reminds me of that article where the fat ass jailbird got more food from other prisoners(stored sammiches, maybe in his fat folds) and got so fat that he tried to get out early for being disabled.

/He was caught by the surveillance cameras watching him.

Sorry. Florida tag trumps all.

/only 9 pounds? Fail could work too, i guess

Well, it's not like he can gorge on 3 jail meals per day. Most Farkers would get time server for murder.

Time serveD. Gah, I get life for not holding my beer.

uh

Conan the Librarian: Sorry. Florida tag trumps all.

/only 9 pounds? Fail could work too, i guess

The All-Powerful Atheismo: He only lost 9 pounds?

Someone that fat could fart and lose more than that.

Want to know how I know you didn't RTFA?

Losing weight is shiatty as a super fat person. Here's out it goes...

First you easily lose weight after exercising a couple of weeks and start looking a little better.
Next you start having trouble losing weight but can still manage.
Then you get to the point of cruel fatassery where no matter how hard you try, it seems to be your default body structure.
You lose hope then go back to being a super fatass but you can go back down to your cruel fatassery form given time.

Rarely do super fat people can work their way down to actually looking "normal" or without looking like a turkey butt.

The typos are strong with this thread. I can just imagine all the sausage fingers smashing keys atm.

Yeah, and other types of drug addicts often quit using (or at least cut back). When they get out of jail they're clean as a whistle and I'm sure they stay that way.

9 days

MoonPirate: Want to know how I know you didn't RTFA?

That's what i get for copying my work :-/

Yeah, KILL ALL THE FATTIES !

/because they aren't human

//then we can kill all the gingers after

///then the queers after that

Farx: Yeah, KILL ALL THE FATTIES !

/because they aren't human

//then we can kill all the gingers after

///then the queers after that

Nah, ginger and queers aren't smelly and an eyesore to look at.

Oh good, another hate speech thread that's OK because it's about overweight people. If this were about blind people or amputees would any of you say anything to the bigots? I know, "Being fat is a choice and it's a disgusting one that greatly offends me!" Don't any of you have a weight problem that you can't control? It's not a black and white issue.

I suppose there are some people that want to be fat, but they are few and far between. Some people are just prone to obesity. Eating an average diet and getting an average amount of exercise leaves these people overweight. There are other people with psychological issues that lead to overeating, but again do you think that ridiculing a person with a mental problem is the way to solve their problem?

Grow up.

This man weighed 1400 pounds - 3/4 ton - at his peak.

And according to the article, he sired two children with his 110 pound wife.

I got the link to the Minnoch article from a story on this guy. There's a naked pic of him halfway down.

You can't see the junk. How do the copulatory mechanics work?

timkemp: Oh good, another hate speech thread that's OK because it's about overweight people. If this were about blind people or amputees would any of you say anything to the bigots? I know, "Being fat is a choice and it's a disgusting one that greatly offends me!" Don't any of you have a weight problem that you can't control? It's not a black and white issue.

I suppose there are some people that want to be fat, but they are few and far between. Some people are just prone to obesity. Eating an average diet and getting an average amount of exercise leaves these people overweight. There are other people with psychological issues that lead to overeating, but again do you think that ridiculing a person with a mental problem is the way to solve their problem?

Grow up.

I believe that coddling people is what leads to foolish attitudes such as yours. You take no personal responsibility what so ever, and frankly, that's far more disgusting than your fat ass.

If an average diet and average exercise (you are so full of shiat) doesn't work, try eating a little smarter, and getting a little more exercise. Is this really a problem?

If you have mental problems then seek psychiatric help. If you can't or won't do that... then I refuse to believe you, or care about your "disability".

Take some responsibility for yourself, and maybe you'll see the respect you think you deserve.

jingks: Farx: Yeah, KILL ALL THE FATTIES !

/because they aren't human

//then we can kill all the gingers after

///then the queers after that

Nah, ginger and queers aren't smelly and an eyesore to look at.

fark gingers, get money.

JungleBoogie: This man weighed 1400 pounds - 3/4 ton - at his peak.

And according to the article, he sired two children with his 110 pound wife.

I got the link to the Minnoch article from a story on this guy. There's a naked pic of him halfway down.

You can't see the junk. How do the copulatory mechanics work?

Well, sometime swhen a Waterbuffalo and a woman love each other VERY MUCH, little timmy....

Kahabut: I suppose there are some people that want to be fat, but they are few and far between. Some people are just prone to obesity. Eating an average diet and getting an average amount of exercise leaves these people overweight. There are other people with psychological issues that lead to overeating, but again do you think that ridiculing a person with a mental problem is the way to solve their problem?

No, some people are prone to being heavy--obesity you have to work at. You have to deliberately eat much much more than you need (and unless you're doing it while you're asleep, you're aware of this eating, and you're purchasing the food to do it).
When I was a drunk, people didn't go out and buy me booze so I didn't have to suffer. They put me in jail and told me to get my shiat together. Why can't a sloppy drunk with psychological problems get no respect? I was in pain.

timkemp: Some people are just prone to obesity. Eating an average diet and getting an average amount of exercise leaves these people overweight. There are other people with psychological issues that lead to overeating, but again do you think that ridiculing a person with a mental problem is the way to solve their problem?

Yep, The laws of thermodynamics work everywhere in the universe except for the center of a black hole and on fat peoples theighs.

Your 1000lb people have a psychiatric problem, but most people are just lazy farks. Going to chili's and eating 1400 calories of burger and fries at LUNCH is not a mental disorder. Or my farorite, while I'm doing 30 min on the rowing machine, there is a chubby girl doing a snails pace on the elliptical, and then heading across the parking lot to tutti frutti for some frozen yogurt. I see at least one person do it every single time I leave the gym. Talk about good store placement.

/Modern American consumption is all about denial

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timkemp: Oh good, another hate speech thread that's OK because it's about overweight people. If this were about blind people or amputees would any of you say anything to the bigots? I know, "Being fat is a choice and it's a disgusting one that greatly offends me!" Don't any of you have a weight problem that you can't control? It's not a black and white issue.

I suppose there are some people that want to be fat, but they are few and far between. Some people are just prone to obesity. Eating an average diet and getting an average amount of exercise leaves these people overweight. There are other people with psychological issues that lead to overeating, but again do you think that ridiculing a person with a mental problem is the way to solve their problem?

Grow up.

5/10. You'll get bites.

painless42: Or my farorite, while I'm doing 30 min on the rowing machine,

Don't you have to get back there in 26 minutes?

Having spent more years than I care to remember living in Lake County FL in the late 80s/early 90's, I can't imagine how he can feel he's been released from prison if he's still living in that inbred, good-ol'-boy ridden, retiree haven.

Worst part of this state apart from Sumter County and the panhandle.

JungleBoogie: I got the link to the Minnoch article from a story on this guy. There's a naked pic of him halfway down.

I hate you so much. I'm not sure what I expected, but shiat.

jagec: painless42: Or my farorite, while I'm doing 30 min on the rowing machine,

Don't you have to get back there in 26 minutes?

Dude, nothing like excercise you can do while sitting down. Try getting on an eliptical with 150 pounds on your back and see how much faster than a snail YOU can go. My point is that unless you are KILLING that rower that girl is probably doing more work than you, and you really need to stop worrying about what shes doing in the gym and perhaps add some real work to YOUR time there. People have to start somewhere.

/used to use the rowing machine when I was big.... it was easier then than it is now, its great for big people, takes gravity out of the equation and uses bulk as a lever, Also develops the flexibilty needed to tie ones shoes!! so.... You sound kinda fat if you use it all the time. I suggest a sprinkling in a recumbant bike for the full lazy ass mans workout experience.

/going to the gym in 546 minutes, so im getting a kick.

gojirast: Having spent more years than I care to remember living in Lake County FL in the late 80s/early 90's, I can't imagine how he can feel he's been released from prison if he's still living in that inbred, good-ol'-boy ridden, retiree haven.

Worst part of this state apart from Sumter County and the panhandle.

Nice, I grew up in Leesburg in the 70's/early 80's. And you're damn straight. The heat down there makes everybody retarded.

Cyber_Junk: FARTNOISE FARTNOISE JUNIOR: herrDrFarkenstein: He probably just took a big shiat and weighed in the morning. How about read a farking book and gaina useful skill tomget a day off?

Like typing?


Oh Snap!

Eh ... I fark with the tablet while shiatting as well. I hope to improve my typing and get a week off my sentence so your mom doesnt have to keep getting cavity checks beforenour conjugals. She doesnt mind but I dont like bulls in my candy.