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(Huffington Post)   Oh my God, it's a waffle maker. A waffle maker. A FARKING WAFFLE MAKER   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 226
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2011-11-25 04:17:54 PM
O beautiful for spacious skies,
For amber waves of grain,
For purple mountain majesties
Above the fruited plain!

America! America!
God shed His grace on thee,
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea!

O beautiful for pilgrim feet
Whose stern impassion'd stress
A thoroughfare for freedom beat
Across the wilderness.

America! America!
God mend thine ev'ry flaw,
Confirm thy soul in self-control,
Thy liberty in law.

O beautiful for heroes prov'd
In liberating strife,
Who more than self their country lov'd,
And mercy more than life.

America! America!
May God thy gold refine
Till all success be nobleness,
And ev'ry gain divine.

O beautiful for patriot dream
That sees beyond the years
Thine alabaster cities gleam
Undimmed by human tears.

America! America!
God shed His grace on thee,
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea.
 
2011-11-25 04:21:09 PM
That fat lady's ass crack and overhanging belly is gross
 
2011-11-25 04:22:04 PM
But it makes blue waffles
 
2011-11-25 04:36:17 PM

cretinbob: But it makes blue waffles


Christ. Second time today I have to post this:
i224.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-25 04:36:23 PM
Every once in a while-- not often, but every once in a while-- I understand what al Qaeda is talking about.
 
2011-11-25 04:49:45 PM
Causing riots is what good waffles do.

Also, will this be the exact moment that future historians will point to as the tipping point for the downfall of our society?
 
2011-11-25 04:50:04 PM
I didn't even want a waffle maker before, but now that I see they're in limited supply and other people want them, I will stop at nothing to get six.
 
2011-11-25 04:53:53 PM

Splish: I didn't even want a waffle maker before, but now that I see they're in limited supply and other people want them, I will stop at nothing to get six.


I suddenly want waffles.
 
2011-11-25 04:55:12 PM
When you are broke and trying to save money because there is no hope of economic recovery, you have to fight for a $2 waffle maker like the hunters of old fought over a wooly mammoth.

If you are in this category of hunter where you rob shoppers that have camped out for days, brave the crowds at 2 AM, thank a politician that ruined the economy and hope for change.

Thank Pelosi, Reid and Obama for what they have done to the new United States of Socialist Amerika. We can't say we weren't warned.
 
2011-11-25 04:58:07 PM
Well, C'MON fly girls, and wiggle 'dem 'dere bottoms!
Waffles jes' pancakes with little squares on 'em!
 
2011-11-25 05:04:37 PM
including the "horrible economy, aggressive consumerism, mindless violence and a complete lack of concern for one's fellow human beings."

Sorry, but I've watched that video repeatedly and I'll be Fark-dammed if I can spot anything but monkeys.
 
2011-11-25 05:08:02 PM
And that video is also the answer to the burning question of the day: "Who the f*ck sends all those 'tards to Washington?"
 
2011-11-25 05:09:38 PM

Calmamity: Every once in a while-- not often, but every once in a while-- I understand what al Qaeda is talking about.


WAFFLE AKBAR!!
 
2011-11-25 05:11:30 PM
This is exactly why those of us living abroad are embarrassed.
 
2011-11-25 05:12:13 PM
Meh. I could go either way on this one.
 
2011-11-25 05:15:36 PM

EnviroDude: When you are broke and trying to save money because there is no hope of economic recovery, you have to fight for a $2 waffle maker like the hunters of old fought over a wooly mammoth.


I just make pancakes....
 
2011-11-25 05:19:21 PM
Anderson Cooper's Twitter account, earlier today:

I still don't see the point in waffles. It's a pancake with holes in it. @anderson
 
2011-11-25 05:21:03 PM
That video made me physically sick to my stomach.

More so than the UC pepper spray video.

Sooooo farkers, which country has easy immigration policies, a strong economy, liberal social laws and speaks the English language? I'm looking around for a new one, I think the one I'm in is broken in such a way that it cannot be fixed.

/such a country doesn't exist :(
 
2011-11-25 05:21:37 PM

Three Crooked Squirrels: That fat lady's ass crack and overhanging belly is gross


Not to mention, that fat biatch fought her way into the pile to hog up a farking ARMLOAD of those cheap-ass waffle irons.
 
2011-11-25 05:21:47 PM
I got like three waffle irons already, and one of those waffle irons with the different Irony parts for making quesadeas, because, making quesadeas is like... hard

My brother asked my mother for a tortilla press, she came home with an electric quesadea press.
 
2011-11-25 05:22:12 PM
#occupywafflehaus

/ more a commentary on competitiveness IMHO
 
2011-11-25 05:22:23 PM
Karl Marx reportedly smiling from his cloud.
 
2011-11-25 05:22:24 PM
What the fark is the matter with people?

/Is it pudding day already?
 
2011-11-25 05:22:38 PM
I had a friend call me yesterday evening wanting to know if I was going to go to walmart for their midnight opening, he wanted a ride if I was, I told him there is nothing I need bad enough to get up at midnight and fight 3000 other people to try and save a few dollars on. Not to mention the thought of that many sweaty hambeasts packed into one area literally makes my skin crawl.
 
2011-11-25 05:23:31 PM
I love you People of Wal-Mart.

img405.imageshack.us

 
2011-11-25 05:23:49 PM
If it was a wafflebot, I could understand that havok. As it is... Ugh.

//Wafflebot: "They serve pancakes in HELL!"
 
2011-11-25 05:23:54 PM
With a video of what a bare ass in WalMart might look like...
 
2011-11-25 05:24:06 PM
Embarrassed to be an American when I see crap like this. Thankfully there are a few countries that I can blend into if need be. Just until I open my mouth of course.
 
2011-11-25 05:24:18 PM
Does the fat white chick with her butt crack hanging out really need 6 waffle makers? I use my waffle maker about 4x a year and I'm not going to throw any elbows for it.

/Although it IS a hello kitty waffle maker.
//HELLO KITTY THE SIZE OF YOUR FACE
 
2011-11-25 05:24:44 PM

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: This is exactly why those of us living abroad are embarrassed.


You don't have to be outside the US to be embarrassed.
 
2011-11-25 05:25:00 PM
I love you skinink
 
2011-11-25 05:25:14 PM
All around the country and coast to coast
People always say what do you like most
I don't wanna brag I don't wanna boast
I always tell them I like toast

Yeah Toast!
Yeah Toast!

I get up in the morning about 6 am
Have a little jelly have a little jam
Take a piece of bread put it in the slot
Push down the lever and the wires get hot I get toast

Yeah Toast!
Yeah Toast!

Now there's no secret to toasting perfection
There's a dial on the side and you make your selection
Push to the dark or the light and then
If it pops too soon press down again make toast

Yeah Toast!
Yeah Toast!

When the first cave man drove in from the dregs
Didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs
Must've been a genius got it in his head
Plug the toaster in the wall buy a bag of bread make toast

Yeah Toast!
Yeah Toast!

Oui monsieur bonjour coquette
Uh huh croissante vous et ver
Maurice Chevalier Eiffel Tower
Oui Marie baguette bon soir

French Toast!
French Toast!
 
2011-11-25 05:25:24 PM

Cerebral Knievel: I got like three waffle irons already, and one of those waffle irons with the different Irony parts for making quesadeas, because, making quesadeas is like... hard

My brother asked my mother for a tortilla press, she came home with an electric quesadea press.


Do you mean quesadillas, or Joe Quesada?
 
2011-11-25 05:25:28 PM
Romney's mom?
 
2011-11-25 05:25:34 PM
starvingafricankid.jpg

"Fighting over a what?.. a waffle maker??"
 
2011-11-25 05:25:36 PM
All Americans are crazy people. Fact.
 
2011-11-25 05:25:38 PM

Cerebral Knievel: I got like three waffle irons already, and one of those waffle irons with the different Irony parts for making quesadillas, because, making quesadillas is like... hard

My brother asked my mother for a tortilla press, she came home with an electric quesadilla press.


Never mind the fact that you can use a skillet or frying pan to make quesadillas.
 
2011-11-25 05:25:46 PM
you could have totally copped a feel and no one would have noticed.

I think I have a new plan for getting my jollies this christmas.
 
2011-11-25 05:26:07 PM

EnviroDude: When you are broke and trying to save money because there is no hope of economic recovery, you have to fight for a $2 waffle maker like the hunters of old fought over a woolly mammoth..




if you are up at midnight fighting for something as useless as a waffle maker then its not the economy that is to blame for what is wrong with your life....
 
2011-11-25 05:26:39 PM

blondski: Does the fat white chick with her butt crack hanging out really need 6 waffle makers? I use my waffle maker about 4x a year and I'm not going to throw any elbows for it.

/Although it IS a hello kitty waffle maker.
//HELLO KITTY THE SIZE OF YOUR FACE


for $12 she just got every member of her family a gift.
 
2011-11-25 05:27:05 PM

"Wha.. wha.. what is this waffle? Is this a Black Thing?"


www.eurweb.com

 
2011-11-25 05:27:10 PM

Bob_Laublaw: Well, C'MON fly girls, and wiggle 'dem 'dere bottoms!
Waffles jes' pancakes with little squares on 'em!


Just take the Lady Bird Johnson offramp...

Anyone know which WalMark sto' this was? I'd bet Jacksonville or Sherwood. Maybe Benton.
 
2011-11-25 05:28:13 PM
Can you use this video to play WalMart Bingo?

I hope the woman with the exposed asscrack and underwear enjoys her waffle makers...maybe she'll enjoy her new Internet fame, too.
 
2011-11-25 05:29:30 PM
What is this "tape" mentioned in TFA headline?

/do they sell it at Wal-Mart?
//Let's go stand in line and get some!
///I'll bring the pepper spray!!
 
2011-11-25 05:29:50 PM

EnviroDude: Thank Pelosi, Reid and Obama for what they have done to the new United States of Socialist Amerika. We can't say we weren't warned.


If this was a socialist country, everyone would have stood in line to receive their one free government issued waffle maker.

You're a one-note twatwaffle, Phil.
 
2011-11-25 05:30:07 PM
Subby: Oh my God, it's a waffle maker! A waffle maker! A FARKING WAFFLE MAKER!

FTFY
 
2011-11-25 05:30:22 PM

Gordon Bennett: All Americans are crazy people. Fact.


There's crazy. There's CRAZY, and then there the folks who shop Wal-Mart

/glad I'm not in any of those catagories
 
2011-11-25 05:30:51 PM
i645.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-25 05:31:16 PM
Tom Hanks approves (new window)
 
2011-11-25 05:31:35 PM

Trance750: All around the country and coast to coast
People always say what do you like most
I don't wanna brag I don't wanna boast
I always tell them I like toast

Yeah Toast!
Yeah Toast!

I get up in the morning about 6 am
Have a little jelly have a little jam
Take a piece of bread put it in the slot
Push down the lever and the wires get hot I get toast

Yeah Toast!
Yeah Toast!

Now there's no secret to toasting perfection
There's a dial on the side and you make your selection
Push to the dark or the light and then
If it pops too soon press down again make toast

Yeah Toast!
Yeah Toast!

When the first cave man drove in from the dregs
Didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs
Must've been a genius got it in his head
Plug the toaster in the wall buy a bag of bread make toast

Yeah Toast!
Yeah Toast!

Oui monsieur bonjour coquette
Uh huh croissante vous et ver
Maurice Chevalier Eiffel Tower
Oui Marie baguette bon soir

French Toast!
French Toast!


.....

YEAH TOAST
YEAH TOAST
:) :)
 
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