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2011-11-25 04:26:27 PM
Zainab Bibi, 32, was arrested in connection with the murder Tuesday of her husband Ahmad Abbas, police said.

I was hoping his name would be Stew.
 
2011-11-25 05:27:49 PM
Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel: Zainab Bibi, 32, was arrested in connection with the murder Tuesday of her husband Ahmad Abbas, police said.

I was hoping his name would be Stew.


Or Tenorman.
 
2011-11-25 05:28:46 PM
That is one pimped out ambulance.
 
2011-11-25 05:58:28 PM
LOL, how about that for the last memory of the neighbours eh?

He sure stunk.....
 
2011-11-25 05:58:48 PM
My headline was better...

/alright, not really. Something original will always beat something formulaic.
 
2011-11-25 05:59:26 PM
And the family camel wishes she would have killed him years ago.
 
2011-11-25 06:02:03 PM
Just popped in to say that I admire this woman for protecting her daughter from her predator husband.

And "Family Camel" is going to be the name of my next band!
 
2011-11-25 06:04:03 PM
Fava beans and nice Chianti. Yum!
 
2011-11-25 06:04:57 PM
All those years of staring at his back when they walked in public probably pissed her off.
 
2011-11-25 06:05:22 PM
Neighbors raised the alert when they detected a foul odor in the neighborhood, police said.

I'll just leave this here. Talk amongst yourselves.
 
2011-11-25 06:05:37 PM
Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel: Zainab Bibi, 32, was arrested in connection with the murder Tuesday of her husband Ahmad Abbas, police said.

I was hoping his name would be Stew.


I think that's how you say 'covered and smothered' in Arabic
 
2011-11-25 06:08:05 PM
img40.imageshack.us

^ She must have just watched this.
 
2011-11-25 06:08:38 PM
hicksfa2: Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel: Zainab Bibi, 32, was arrested in connection with the murder Tuesday of her husband Ahmad Abbas, police said.

I was hoping his name would be Stew.

I think that's how you say 'covered and smothered' in Arabic


Pakistanis speak Arabic?

;)
 
2011-11-25 06:08:44 PM
Arrested on Suspicion? She told the news reporters she did it in the last freaking sentence!

Suspicion.

InigoMontoya.jpeg
 
2011-11-25 06:09:43 PM
Did she suggest starting with the cock?

users.skynet.be
 
2011-11-25 06:10:09 PM
Paki-Burger Helper
 
2011-11-25 06:10:43 PM
khyberkitsune: Arrested on Suspicion? She told the news reporters she did it in the last freaking sentence!

Suspicion.

InigoMontoya.jpeg


Maybe they have that "presumed innocent" thing in the Pakistani legal system too.
 
2011-11-25 06:13:52 PM
MrEricSir: [img40.imageshack.us image 336x475]

^ She must have just watched this.


Try the cock, Albert. It's a delicacy, and you know where it's been.


Evenbiggerknickers: Did she suggest starting with the cock?

[users.skynet.be image 461x294]


Dammit.
 
2011-11-25 06:15:05 PM
Arkanaut: khyberkitsune: Arrested on Suspicion? She told the news reporters she did it in the last freaking sentence!

Suspicion.

InigoMontoya.jpeg

Maybe they have that "presumed innocent" thing in the Pakistani legal system too.


She was arrested on suspicion then said she did it. It fits.
 
2011-11-25 06:15:18 PM
The religion of peas.
 
2011-11-25 06:15:44 PM
its a hard life for the pedo's
 
2011-11-25 06:19:17 PM
"Neighbors raised the alert when they detected a foul odor in the neighborhood"
How bad would that have to be ?
 
2011-11-25 06:22:27 PM
Here's a greenlight I had that's appropiate - Spike Milligan - Pakistani Daleks
 
2011-11-25 06:25:25 PM
Wait, he told her he wanted a physical relationship with their daughter? I would think a pedo would just do it.
 
2011-11-25 06:25:40 PM
So first she kills the a-hole, then she tops it off by dragging his name through the mud.

That's one class act, right there. I hope she skates.
 
2011-11-25 06:27:33 PM
What, she didn't have an old well in the backyard to push him in?
 
2011-11-25 06:28:18 PM
So nobody's going to mention that she murdered him because he was trying to start a relationship with her daughter. Which considering this was coming from the middle east, I'm assuming she was HIS daughter as well. She also says she doesn't regret it since she was protecting her daughter from sexual abuse. I say good for her. Hero tag should cut the sick tag up and cook it.
 
2011-11-25 06:32:26 PM
mooseyfate: So nobody's going to mention that she murdered him because he was trying to start a relationship with her daughter. Which considering this was coming from the middle east, I'm assuming she was HIS daughter as well. She also says she doesn't regret it since she was protecting her daughter from sexual abuse. I say good for her. Hero tag should cut the sick tag up and cook it.

Farking this.
 
2011-11-25 06:33:59 PM
If she did it to protect the daughter: good for her. I hope the years in prison aren't too hard, or stoning or whatever it is they do to her.
 
2011-11-25 06:34:29 PM
rudemix: Arkanaut: khyberkitsune: Arrested on Suspicion? She told the news reporters she did it in the last freaking sentence!

Suspicion.

InigoMontoya.jpeg

Maybe they have that "presumed innocent" thing in the Pakistani legal system too.

She was arrested on suspicion then said she did it. It fits.


Till a court passes judgement saying you did it, you are innocent. Even after you admit it to someone before a court makes it's ruling.

/iirsocialstudiesc
 
2011-11-25 06:35:14 PM
mooseyfate: So nobody's going to mention that she murdered him because he was trying to start a relationship with her daughter. Which considering this was coming from the middle east, I'm assuming she was HIS daughter as well. She also says she doesn't regret it since she was protecting her daughter from sexual abuse. I say good for her. Hero tag should cut the sick tag up and cook it.

Is there any proof that is what he actually told her? biatches lie you know.
 
2011-11-25 06:35:23 PM
Lionel Mandrake: That is one pimped out ambulance.

damn
 
2011-11-25 06:35:28 PM
mooseyfate: So nobody's going to mention that she murdered him because he was trying to start a relationship with her daughter. Which considering this was coming from the middle east, I'm assuming she was HIS daughter as well. She also says she doesn't regret it since she was protecting her daughter from sexual abuse. I say good for her. Hero tag should cut the sick tag up and cook it.

Wrong.

Women are nothing but babby makers in Pakistan.
 
2011-11-25 06:37:38 PM
TXEric: Just popped in to say that I admire this woman for protecting her daughter from her predator husband.

mooseyfate: So nobody's going to mention that she murdered him because he was trying to start a relationship with her daughter.
 
2011-11-25 06:38:12 PM
Colin O'Scopy: Neighbors raised the alert when they detected a foul odor in the neighborhood, police said.

I'll just leave this here. Talk amongst yourselves.


Maybe he was already dead for a week or two before she cooked him.
 
2011-11-25 06:45:32 PM
butt-nuggets: Colin O'Scopy: Neighbors raised the alert when they detected a foul odor in the neighborhood, police said.

I'll just leave this here. Talk amongst yourselves.

Maybe he was already dead for a week or two before she cooked him.


Or she tried to cook the shiat in his bowels first?

/doesnt know anything about anatomy
 
2011-11-25 06:46:01 PM
well done subby.


well done.
 
2011-11-25 06:46:51 PM
Zaheer: "I hate my Uncle."
Zainab: "Shut up and finish your dinner."
 
2011-11-25 06:52:37 PM
BTW this woman deserves the hero tag more than the brave tattooing dude a few threads down.
 
2011-11-25 06:56:05 PM
Jim from Saint Paul: rudemix: Arkanaut: khyberkitsune: Arrested on Suspicion? She told the news reporters she did it in the last freaking sentence!

Suspicion.

InigoMontoya.jpeg

Maybe they have that "presumed innocent" thing in the Pakistani legal system too.

She was arrested on suspicion then said she did it. It fits.

Till a court passes judgement saying you did it, you are innocent. Even after you admit it to someone before a court makes it's ruling.

/iirsocialstudiesc


Pakistan has no Presumption of Innocence. See Jennifer Chim for a shining example. Educate yourself.

Same goes to the others further up in the thread. Pakistan != USA.
 
2011-11-25 06:56:45 PM
Did she include some fried green tomatoes?
 
2011-11-25 07:02:39 PM
Perhaps she read this book...

slavenkadrakulic.com
 
2011-11-25 07:02:40 PM
khyberkitsune: BTW this woman deserves the hero tag more than the brave tattooing dude a few threads down.

No arguments here.
 
2011-11-25 07:07:04 PM
In an interview broadcast late Thursday, she claimed to have killed her husband because he wanted a physical relationship with their daughter -- and said she did not regret her actions.

"I killed my husband before he dared to touch my daughter," she told ARY News.


Right on. I mean, in a more sane society she could have just gotten a divorce, but she did what she had to do.
 
2011-11-25 07:13:15 PM
farkin_Gary: So first she kills the a-hole, then she tops it off by dragging his name through the mud.

That's one class act, right there. I hope she skates.


sometimes I wish the law had a "he had it coming" clause
 
2011-11-25 07:14:16 PM
MrEricSir: [img40.imageshack.us image 336x475]

^ She must have just watched this.


OR READ THIS:
www.restrainingbolt.com

---- (Came for movie cover, leaving satisfied.)
 
2011-11-25 07:23:49 PM
Colin O'Scopy: Neighbors raised the alert when they detected a foul odor in the neighborhood, police said.

I'll just leave this here. Talk amongst yourselves.


No one would know how off that statement is if they have never been in such a neighborhood.
 
2011-11-25 07:26:07 PM
Anyone else get the impression that she might not have been puttin' out?
 
2011-11-25 07:29:33 PM
IDIOTS

These tips are to prevents Farkers of thinking they can get away with the crimes:

1) Burned human flesh and fat have this sweet and sickly taste that stay in the back of your throat!

2) The flesh/meat/fat doesn't turn to ashes unless the heat is really, really high!
 
2011-11-25 07:33:26 PM
WTF_Are_You_Looking_At:
1) Burned human flesh and fat have this sweet and sickly taste that stay in the back of your throat!


Uhm, how would you know this? Eww and a half.
 
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