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2011-11-25 02:24:38 PM
Aren't you overlooking what THEY might want? And it might not be you?
 
2011-11-25 02:35:10 PM
I hate her music.

There is too much focus on her looks and her clothes... please she raided Brian Eno's closet. (new window)

She has some very sharp knees, indeed.
 
2011-11-25 02:36:43 PM
I dont see why people love her.

Her music sucks, she is unfarkably ugly, and she is one annoying coont.
 
2011-11-25 02:48:20 PM
cman: I dont see why people love her.

Her music sucks, she is unfarkably ugly, and she is one annoying coont.


Sounds like you have a small penis
 
2011-11-25 02:49:48 PM
downpaymentblues: cman: I dont see why people love her.

Her music sucks, she is unfarkably ugly, and she is one annoying coont.

Sounds like you have a small penis


Thats besides the point
 
2011-11-25 02:52:20 PM
cman: I dont see why people love her.

Her music sucks, she is unfarkably ugly, and she is one annoying coont.


So, kind of like Madonna?

/they're both about the same to me
 
2011-11-25 02:54:57 PM
cman: downpaymentblues: cman: I dont see why people love her.

Her music sucks, she is unfarkably ugly, and she is one annoying coont.

Sounds like you have a small penis

Thats besides the point


www.missionpants.com
 
2011-11-25 02:59:08 PM
i224.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-25 03:00:21 PM
Oh wow, yet another day where she gets her name in the news by saying something scandalous. Or what I like to refer to as....weekdays.

And there is such a thing as too big.
 
2011-11-25 03:12:10 PM
miss diminutive: Oh wow, yet another day where she gets her name in the news by saying something scandalous. Or what I like to refer to as....weekdays.

And there is such a thing as too big.


Quiet, you.
 
2011-11-25 03:12:39 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk:
So, kind of like Madonna?

/they're both about the same to me


That's not coincidental. She is a studied copy.
 
2011-11-25 03:15:53 PM
miss diminutive: Oh wow, yet another day where she gets her name in the news by saying something scandalous. Or what I like to refer to as....weekdays.

And there is such a thing as too big.


How you doin'?
 
2011-11-25 03:30:00 PM
miss diminutive: Oh wow, yet another day where she gets her name in the news by saying something scandalous. Or what I like to refer to as....weekdays.

And there is such a thing as too big.


I wouldn't know. That's one problem I don't have.
 
2011-11-25 03:44:26 PM
miss diminutive: Oh wow, yet another day where she gets her name in the news by saying something scandalous. Or what I like to refer to as....weekdays.

And there is such a thing as too big.


Says the lady that's 90lbs soaking wet. You're about the same body type and size as my wife, and I'm sure she'd say the same thing, if the problem ever came up.

/thank god for perspective
 
2011-11-25 04:10:13 PM
unyon: miss diminutive: Oh wow, yet another day where she gets her name in the news by saying something scandalous. Or what I like to refer to as....weekdays.

And there is such a thing as too big.

Says the lady that's 90lbs soaking wet. You're about the same body type and size as my wife, and I'm sure she'd say the same thing, if the problem ever came up.

/thank god for perspective


Amen, brother.

/SPCA member and proud of it
//ok, not proud exactly
 
2011-11-25 04:18:23 PM
miss diminutive: Oh wow, yet another day where she gets her name in the news by saying something scandalous. Or what I like to refer to as....weekdays.

And there is such a thing as too big.


Yeah, that's not going to get all kinds of pervy comments. Though in all seriousness, damn you really are tiny.
 
2011-11-25 04:29:13 PM
GAT_00: miss diminutive: Oh wow, yet another day where she gets her name in the news by saying something scandalous. Or what I like to refer to as....weekdays.

And there is such a thing as too big.

Yeah, that's not going to get all kinds of pervy comments. Though in all seriousness, damn you really are tiny.


Finally an honest screen name.
 
2011-11-25 04:42:17 PM
ChubbyTiger: unyon: miss diminutive: Oh wow, yet another day where she gets her name in the news by saying something scandalous. Or what I like to refer to as....weekdays.

And there is such a thing as too big.

Says the lady that's 90lbs soaking wet. You're about the same body type and size as my wife, and I'm sure she'd say the same thing, if the problem ever came up.

/thank god for perspective

Amen, brother.

/SPCA member and proud of it
//ok, not proud exactly


SPCA? Society for the Protection of the Communist Agenda? Damn straight you shouldn't be proud. Take your gazpacho back to Cuba, Vladimir.
 
2011-11-25 04:43:35 PM
TFA: "I'm not ready to buy a house," she said. "It feels like marriage or something. It's such a commitment, I don't like it."

She's 25 and rich. The only thing that prevents me from buying a house is the fact that I'm dirt poor. This biatch is just plain mental. Good luck to the poor sap she sinks her claws into.
 
2011-11-25 04:46:01 PM
miss diminutive: ChubbyTiger: unyon: miss diminutive: Oh wow, yet another day where she gets her name in the news by saying something scandalous. Or what I like to refer to as....weekdays.

And there is such a thing as too big.

Says the lady that's 90lbs soaking wet. You're about the same body type and size as my wife, and I'm sure she'd say the same thing, if the problem ever came up.

/thank god for perspective

Amen, brother.

/SPCA member and proud of it
//ok, not proud exactly

SPCA? Society for the Protection of the Communist Agenda? Damn straight you shouldn't be proud. Take your gazpacho back to Cuba, Vladimir.


Finally, the day has come for a Lady Gaga thread turns into a Communism/political troll thread.

/grabs popcorn
 
2011-11-25 05:22:25 PM
I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: Finally, the day has come for a Lady Gaga thread turns into a Communism/political troll thread.

Had to happen eventually. Everything around here does.
 
2011-11-25 05:26:18 PM
Pfft.
I'd do her 'til her eyes change color.
 
2011-11-25 05:53:59 PM
For his sake, I hope that poor guy that got his head stuck in a golf ball dimpler has a big dick.
 
2011-11-25 07:09:32 PM
Lady Gaga wants a "really big dick." She should learn to accept what she has
 
2011-11-25 07:11:49 PM
 
2011-11-25 07:12:13 PM
pinoyobserver.files.wordpress.com

That unfortunate black guy on the right looks like he accidentally stuck his head into a golf ball dimpler.
 
2011-11-25 07:13:36 PM
Someone that busy, who still lives with her parents, who has that kind of money. It would be a bad decision to get involved with her. But should you decide to go forward with getting involved insist she be tested for every known STD before you swap fluids. Word to the wise.
 
2011-11-25 07:22:57 PM
I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
 
2011-11-25 07:25:04 PM
CougarJeff: MaudlinMutantMollusk:
So, kind of like Madonna?

/they're both about the same to me

That's not coincidental. She is a studied copy.


Find me something new in pop music and you win a prize.
 
2011-11-25 07:25:46 PM
I like how she mentions "love and acceptance" right after mentioning the desire for a horse cock with an ivy league education. I.e. my significant other should be perfect but accepting of all my flaws...sounds reasonable.
 
2011-11-25 07:25:54 PM
BroVinny: I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.

How many dicks is that?
 
2011-11-25 07:26:35 PM
i92.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-25 07:31:45 PM
miss diminutive: Oh wow, yet another day where she gets her name in the news by saying something scandalous. Or what I like to refer to as....weekdays.

And there is such a thing as too big.


True. It's gross when it reaches the water when you're taking a dump.
 
2011-11-25 07:34:49 PM
She is such the kidder! Ha ha ha.
 
2011-11-25 07:35:30 PM
zato_ichi: That unfortunate black guy on the right looks like he accidentally stuck his head into a golf ball dimpler.

Does anyone have the original for this?
 
2011-11-25 07:37:51 PM
Paka Ono: BroVinny: I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.

How many dicks is that?


A lot.
 
2011-11-25 07:40:39 PM
89 Stick-Up Kid: zato_ichi: That unfortunate black guy on the right looks like he accidentally stuck his head into a golf ball dimpler.

Does anyone have the original for this?


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-11-25 07:41:15 PM
zato_ichi: [pinoyobserver.files.wordpress.com image 500x375]

That unfortunate black guy on the right looks like he accidentally stuck his head into a golf ball dimpler.


You beat Terrifying Asexual Forcemeat to this. Kudos.
 
2011-11-25 07:43:05 PM
I'm not sure why some women like to loudly announce that they require a man with an enormous dick and then sneer at all the "substandard" men around them. I mean, they just announced to everyone they have an enormous gaping cavern. Not often you hear a woman saying "I can't accept anything over 5.5 inches, it's going to take several minutes to initially squeeze it in and it may take even more time to to get it out unless it completely deflates by the end up superhappyfuntime. Also, I can break a windshield with a ping pong ball."
 
2011-11-25 07:48:30 PM
Lady Gaga ... so she can go "GahGahGah" when she slurps it.
 
2011-11-25 07:48:57 PM
FunkOut: I have a small penis

It sounds like you have a small penis.
 
2011-11-25 07:49:11 PM
Ed Grubermann: miss diminutive: Oh wow, yet another day where she gets her name in the news by saying something scandalous. Or what I like to refer to as....weekdays.

And there is such a thing as too big.

True. It's gross when it reaches the water when you're taking a dump.


Or when just getting an erection causes you to pass out.
 
2011-11-25 07:50:02 PM
FunkOut: I'm not sure why some women like to loudly announce that they require a man with an enormous dick and then sneer at all the "substandard" men around them. I mean, they just announced to everyone they have an enormous gaping cavern. Not often you hear a woman saying "I can't accept anything over 5.5 inches, it's going to take several minutes to initially squeeze it in and it may take even more time to to get it out unless it completely deflates by the end up superhappyfuntime. Also, I can break a windshield with a ping pong ball."

This is what I get for not clicking profiles.

/iFail
 
2011-11-25 07:56:51 PM
i157.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-25 08:00:01 PM
cman: I dont see why people love her.

Her music sucks, she is unfarkably ugly, and she is one annoying coont.


That's why I respect her success so much. Anyone can succeed if extremely gifted.
 
2011-11-25 08:00:52 PM
She cannot accept that she was born that way.
 
2011-11-25 08:07:36 PM
She ripped off Madonna's act.

And does it better.
 
2011-11-25 08:10:41 PM
Maybe I have a shot with her - I'm tired of having to fold it in half to abide by the typical 6-8" rule.

/I wish!
 
2011-11-25 08:25:42 PM
FunkOut: I'm not sure why some women like to loudly announce that they require a man with an enormous dick and then sneer at all the "substandard" men around them. I mean, they just announced to everyone they have an enormous gaping cavern.

They probably see it as announcing only "real men" can take them on. Go do gang bang porn then honey.
 
2011-11-25 08:35:01 PM
Byno:
This is what I get for not clicking profiles.

/iFail


It's okay. I won't shoot any ping pong balls at you.
 
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