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(Some Guy) Hero Protip: Cheat on your boyfriend AFTER you sign a consent form allowing him to tattoo anything he wants on your back   (veryweirdnews.com) divider line 439
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2011-11-25 02:14:53 PM
Wow....just WOW!!!
 
2011-11-25 02:28:18 PM
Nice work.
 
2011-11-25 02:33:05 PM
Nice find subby. Congrats.
 
2011-11-25 02:38:02 PM
Fantastic.
 
2011-11-25 02:46:19 PM
Niiiiiice.
 
2011-11-25 03:01:16 PM
Well the first sentence says it all: "Two trailer park residents...."

/lulz
//would lulz again...
 
2011-11-25 03:44:44 PM
g-ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2011-11-25 04:11:29 PM
How odd. It's Dayton, not Cleveland.
 
2011-11-25 04:11:59 PM
This guy should have his own statue.
 
2011-11-25 04:12:08 PM
I thought we 509ed this site just a little bit ago.
 
2011-11-25 04:12:55 PM
What a shiatty tattoo
 
2011-11-25 04:15:09 PM
"Two trailer park residents in Dayton, Ohio..."
 
2011-11-25 04:25:31 PM
i900.photobucket.com

Magnificent farker.
 
2011-11-25 04:30:34 PM
I think it looks rather nice.
 
2011-11-25 04:31:00 PM
Bravo!
 
2011-11-25 04:31:10 PM
Sweet.
 
2011-11-25 04:31:50 PM
nelsonhaha.jpg
 
2011-11-25 04:32:28 PM
Notabunny: Sweet.

Dude.

/obscure?
 
2011-11-25 04:32:41 PM
Judging from the contents of the article, I find it a fitting tattoo.

Who's to say the impression left on his heart isn't just as permanent as the one on her back?

Yeah, couldn't get through that previous sentence without giggling, but still...
 
2011-11-25 04:34:09 PM
abb3w: How odd. It's Dayton, not Cleveland.

I'll bet she's steamed.
 
2011-11-25 04:34:17 PM
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2011-11-25 04:34:24 PM
Have a cone added to the bottom, cover up the flies with stars.
 
2011-11-25 04:34:27 PM
And he got her to sign a consent form ahead of time.

I hereby nominate the man in question as a Magnificent Bastard.
 
2011-11-25 04:34:32 PM
Please, someone post the shark-gorilla "nice" GIF.

This took a little planning and forethought. Here's to you, Mr. Awesome Trailer Park Guy!
 
2011-11-25 04:34:32 PM
I want to ask if Subby means "before," not "after," but that doesn't make much sense either.
 
2011-11-25 04:35:01 PM
this is the only good thing to come out of Ohio
 
2011-11-25 04:35:14 PM
EggSniper: Notabunny: Sweet.

Dude.

/obscure?


Baseketball/Southpark is not obscure.
 
2011-11-25 04:35:15 PM
well, to be fair, once a cheater always a cheater, now every guy she dates in the future will know exactly what he's getting: a stinking pile of crap of a human

/been cheated on
//never cheated
 
2011-11-25 04:35:19 PM
images.wikia.com
 
2011-11-25 04:35:30 PM
DarwiOdrade: g-ecx.images-amazon.com

And it's almost instant too!
Instant Karma is the most powerful kind.
 
2011-11-25 04:36:23 PM
Notabunny: Sweet.

Dude.

/obscure?


Dude, where's my car. Nothing on Fark is obscure.
 
2011-11-25 04:37:05 PM
EggSniper: Notabunny: Sweet.

Dude.

/obscure?


What's mine say?
 
2011-11-25 04:38:20 PM
Brought you by the letters "P", "W", and "N".
 
2011-11-25 04:38:51 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAH.

/coont
 
2011-11-25 04:39:23 PM
Flawless Victory!
 
2011-11-25 04:39:53 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*inhale*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2011-11-25 04:40:06 PM
So she doinked his friend and then got drunk and signed a consent form? Trailer park?
She's an idiot.
Subby is male.
 
2011-11-25 04:40:06 PM
Simply. . . . . awesome
 
2011-11-25 04:40:13 PM
I just want to personally thank subby for sharing this heart warming story.
 
2011-11-25 04:40:18 PM
Hopefully he can prove she wasn't smashed when she signed the consent docs.

Either way, thats some funny shiat right there.
 
2011-11-25 04:40:24 PM
z.about.com

It could have been from a scene in Narnia...
Have you ever seen faun poo?
 
2011-11-25 04:41:10 PM
rofl
 
2011-11-25 04:41:23 PM
Well we all know the courts will automatically side against the man, regardless.
 
2011-11-25 04:41:31 PM
he forgot to write cheating biatch on the bottom
 
2011-11-25 04:42:17 PM
Ben Enya: Hopefully he can prove she wasn't smashed when she signed the consent docs.

Either way, thats some funny shiat right there.


whats she gonna do? Sue him for his rented trailer?
 
2011-11-25 04:42:31 PM
Well, it's unique.
 
2011-11-25 04:42:48 PM
I love this. All whores should be marked as such. I hope she tries to get it removed.
 
2011-11-25 04:42:59 PM
Ha ha ha,

Because they were dating...so like, he owns her right?

I mean, she engaged in intercourse with someone else, so he naturally defiled her body with permanent ink.

He's a total farking hero, because once a woman becomes your girlfriend, you own her for life!


He will lose his civil case, artist's discretion is not the same thing as saying tattoo whatever you please.
 
2011-11-25 04:43:07 PM
jabcatmovies.com

The imagery may be nice, but nothing beats text for getting your point across.
 
2011-11-25 04:44:01 PM
missionpants: Well the first sentence says it all: "Two trailer park residents...."

Came here to say this.
 
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