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IMEI [TotalFark]
2011-11-25 10:51:51 AM
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mitchcumstein1 [TotalFark]
2011-11-25 10:55:31 AM
i386.photobucket.com

/fantastic
 
Sin_City_Superhero [TotalFark]
2011-11-25 11:04:27 AM
Niiice!
 
GAT_00 [TotalFark]
2011-11-25 11:16:17 AM
Haha! I get! It funny because it sounds like the sex joking.
 
kbronsito [TotalFark]
2011-11-25 12:36:03 PM
A Brazilian seamen attempt the rescue but only one goes on to reach the Dutch guy.
 
Pants full of macaroni!! [TotalFark]
2011-11-25 12:36:53 PM
Wow.... there's so many levels of wordplay there that I have no idea where to begin.
 
rudemix
2011-11-25 12:37:44 PM
Donkey punch something something Cleveland steamer.
 
Cormee
2011-11-25 12:37:59 PM
cockgoblin
 
TheOther
2011-11-25 12:38:16 PM
www.navy.mil!!!
 
Tennozan
2011-11-25 12:38:37 PM
How many?
 
Langston [TotalFark]
2011-11-25 12:38:46 PM
Sometimes it's almost as if the universe puts certain occurrences together simply to make an entertaining Fark headline.

In other words, if there is a superior intelligence, it reads Fark.

In short: we are screwed
 
Rat
2011-11-25 12:39:27 PM
"The statement did not explain how he got lost."

© Forgot to pull over and ask directions perhaps?
 
special20 [TotalFark]
2011-11-25 12:39:33 PM
FTFA: Deschipper left the Netherlands more than a month ago and was heading to Uruguay to meet up with his wife.

The statement did not explain how he got lost.

No, I think the statement answers the question.
 
rudemix
2011-11-25 12:41:36 PM
special20: FTFA: Deschipper left the Netherlands more than a month ago and was heading to Uruguay to meet up with his wife.

The statement did not explain how he got lost.

No, I think the statement answers the question.

That's why he was going, not exactly how he ended up in deviant sexual situations.
 
poot42
2011-11-25 12:42:07 PM
Rat: "The statement did not explain how he got lost."

© Forgot to pull over and ask directions perhaps?

Missed the left turn to Albuquerque?
 
NutznGum
2011-11-25 12:42:43 PM
Hot Carl played his rusty trombone for dirty Sanchez.
 
Joao
2011-11-25 12:43:13 PM
Wow! That's a whole lot of seamen!
 
MannaxOne
2011-11-25 12:44:18 PM
The thought that went through my head first was at least it wasn't a "flying dutchman".

Then again, if it were, we wouldn't have heard about it.
 
That coward David Lopan
2011-11-25 12:48:29 PM
Was he wearing a Cinncinati Bowtie?
 
ChubbyTiger
2011-11-25 12:50:07 PM
Subby, you magnificent bastard.
 
Mentat [TotalFark]
2011-11-25 12:51:44 PM
Were they hunting walruses in the frosty arctic?
 
Tennozan
2011-11-25 12:54:35 PM
Mentat: Were they hunting walruses in the frosty arctic?

Were they chumming vigorously while looking for the big one?

/ M&B on Fark?
 
Inigo_Montoya
2011-11-25 01:04:07 PM
That's a lot of seamen!
 
ultrachronic
2011-11-25 01:04:30 PM
I found out what a Dutch Rudder was on this site...
 
Perducci
2011-11-25 01:10:12 PM
special20: FTFA: Deschipper left the Netherlands more than a month ago and was heading to Uruguay to meet up with his wife.

The statement did not explain how he got lost.

No, I think the statement answers the question.

That would only explain how he got lost if he had already met up with his wife and she took over the navigation.



Also, women and seamen don't mix.
 
fanbladesaresharp
2011-11-25 01:14:54 PM
MannaxOne: The thought that went through my head first was at least it wasn't a "flying dutchman".

Then again, if it were, we wouldn't have heard about it.

He was the Lost Dutchman
 
ChubbyTiger
2011-11-25 01:17:06 PM
Perducci: special20: FTFA: Deschipper left the Netherlands more than a month ago and was heading to Uruguay to meet up with his wife.

The statement did not explain how he got lost.

No, I think the statement answers the question.

That would only explain how he got lost if he had already met up with his wife and she took over the navigation.



Also, women and seamen don't mix.

You know how I know ... oh, nevermind.
 
dr_iacovone
2011-11-25 01:20:38 PM
+.5 subby - no mention of the poop deck.
 
Mentat [TotalFark]
2011-11-25 01:23:05 PM
Tennozan: Mentat: Were they hunting walruses in the frosty arctic?

Were they chumming vigorously while looking for the big one?

/ M&B on Fark?

No, but I heard the band had some problems with the sea water rusting the trombones.
 
special20 [TotalFark]
2011-11-25 01:27:07 PM
Mentat: Tennozan: Mentat: Were they hunting walruses in the frosty arctic?

Were they chumming vigorously while looking for the big one?

/ M&B on Fark?

No, but I heard the band had some problems with the sea water rusting the trombones.

This could have affected hundreds had it been a steamer heading for Cleavland.
 
microdome [TotalFark]
2011-11-25 01:32:32 PM
Sounds like a Peter North scene
 
groininjury
2011-11-25 02:27:18 PM
brazillian?

how many seamen IS that?
 
phrenicmonkey
2011-11-25 02:28:45 PM
So much dirty in one headline. Well done!
 
cc_rider
2011-11-25 02:29:32 PM
Oh, Subby...you so funny. Definitely HOTW material.
 
IP
2011-11-25 02:56:00 PM
Delicious!
 
picodenico
2011-11-25 03:14:01 PM
Well done.
 
The Southern Dandy
2011-11-25 04:27:09 PM
If "rescued by" was a double entendre, you'd have a perfect game.

Brilliant Subby.
 
consciousNOT
2011-11-25 09:36:31 PM
Fan-farking-tastic. I think I love you subby.
 
Clemkadidlefark
2011-11-26 12:31:28 AM
www.davesdeal.com
 
Doctor Jan Itor
2011-11-26 07:06:55 AM
Cormee: cockgoblin

You got that backwards (new window).
 
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