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2011-11-25 10:51:51 AM
thelaughingmarcus.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-11-25 10:55:31 AM
i386.photobucket.com

/fantastic
 
2011-11-25 11:04:27 AM
Niiice!
 
2011-11-25 11:16:17 AM
Haha! I get! It funny because it sounds like the sex joking.
 
2011-11-25 12:36:03 PM
A Brazilian seamen attempt the rescue but only one goes on to reach the Dutch guy.
 
2011-11-25 12:36:53 PM
Wow.... there's so many levels of wordplay there that I have no idea where to begin.
 
2011-11-25 12:37:44 PM
Donkey punch something something Cleveland steamer.
 
2011-11-25 12:37:59 PM
cockgoblin
 
2011-11-25 12:38:16 PM
www.navy.mil!!!
 
2011-11-25 12:38:37 PM
How many?
 
2011-11-25 12:38:46 PM
Sometimes it's almost as if the universe puts certain occurrences together simply to make an entertaining Fark headline.

In other words, if there is a superior intelligence, it reads Fark.

In short: we are screwed
 
Rat
2011-11-25 12:39:27 PM
"The statement did not explain how he got lost."

© Forgot to pull over and ask directions perhaps?
 
2011-11-25 12:39:33 PM
FTFA: Deschipper left the Netherlands more than a month ago and was heading to Uruguay to meet up with his wife.

The statement did not explain how he got lost.


No, I think the statement answers the question.
 
2011-11-25 12:41:36 PM
special20: FTFA: Deschipper left the Netherlands more than a month ago and was heading to Uruguay to meet up with his wife.

The statement did not explain how he got lost.

No, I think the statement answers the question.


That's why he was going, not exactly how he ended up in deviant sexual situations.
 
2011-11-25 12:42:07 PM
Rat: "The statement did not explain how he got lost."

© Forgot to pull over and ask directions perhaps?


Missed the left turn to Albuquerque?
 
2011-11-25 12:42:43 PM
Hot Carl played his rusty trombone for dirty Sanchez.
 
2011-11-25 12:43:13 PM
Wow! That's a whole lot of seamen!
 
2011-11-25 12:44:18 PM
The thought that went through my head first was at least it wasn't a "flying dutchman".

Then again, if it were, we wouldn't have heard about it.
 
2011-11-25 12:48:29 PM
Was he wearing a Cinncinati Bowtie?
 
2011-11-25 12:50:07 PM
Subby, you magnificent bastard.
 
2011-11-25 12:51:44 PM
Were they hunting walruses in the frosty arctic?
 
2011-11-25 12:54:35 PM
Mentat: Were they hunting walruses in the frosty arctic?

Were they chumming vigorously while looking for the big one?

/ M&B on Fark?
 
2011-11-25 01:04:07 PM
That's a lot of seamen!
 
2011-11-25 01:04:30 PM
I found out what a Dutch Rudder was on this site...
 
2011-11-25 01:10:12 PM
special20: FTFA: Deschipper left the Netherlands more than a month ago and was heading to Uruguay to meet up with his wife.

The statement did not explain how he got lost.

No, I think the statement answers the question.


That would only explain how he got lost if he had already met up with his wife and she took over the navigation.



Also, women and seamen don't mix.
 
2011-11-25 01:14:54 PM
MannaxOne: The thought that went through my head first was at least it wasn't a "flying dutchman".

Then again, if it were, we wouldn't have heard about it.


He was the Lost Dutchman
 
2011-11-25 01:17:06 PM
Perducci: special20: FTFA: Deschipper left the Netherlands more than a month ago and was heading to Uruguay to meet up with his wife.

The statement did not explain how he got lost.

No, I think the statement answers the question.

That would only explain how he got lost if he had already met up with his wife and she took over the navigation.



Also, women and seamen don't mix.


You know how I know ... oh, nevermind.
 
2011-11-25 01:20:38 PM
+.5 subby - no mention of the poop deck.
 
2011-11-25 01:23:05 PM
Tennozan: Mentat: Were they hunting walruses in the frosty arctic?

Were they chumming vigorously while looking for the big one?

/ M&B on Fark?


No, but I heard the band had some problems with the sea water rusting the trombones.
 
2011-11-25 01:27:07 PM
Mentat: Tennozan: Mentat: Were they hunting walruses in the frosty arctic?

Were they chumming vigorously while looking for the big one?

/ M&B on Fark?

No, but I heard the band had some problems with the sea water rusting the trombones.


This could have affected hundreds had it been a steamer heading for Cleavland.
 
2011-11-25 01:32:32 PM
Sounds like a Peter North scene
 
2011-11-25 02:27:18 PM
brazillian?

how many seamen IS that?
 
2011-11-25 02:28:45 PM
So much dirty in one headline. Well done!
 
2011-11-25 02:29:32 PM
Oh, Subby...you so funny. Definitely HOTW material.
 
IP
2011-11-25 02:56:00 PM
Delicious!
 
2011-11-25 03:14:01 PM
Well done.
 
2011-11-25 04:27:09 PM
If "rescued by" was a double entendre, you'd have a perfect game.

Brilliant Subby.
 
2011-11-25 09:36:31 PM
Fan-farking-tastic. I think I love you subby.
 
2011-11-26 12:31:28 AM
www.davesdeal.com
 
2011-11-26 07:06:55 AM
Cormee: cockgoblin

You got that backwards (new window).
 
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