So he's just naturally that greasy. Cool.

Natural for an android, sure.

I bet if they dug up Jack Lord his hair would still be perfect.

Unsurprising his body produces natural snake oils

Not surprising. Romney isn't a carbon based being.

So what part of the media narrative are we at?

Let's see...those in the running have each had a moment in the sun where we all pretended to take them seriously. When that started running low in October, the repeat method was used: Newt was trotted out as a candidate again, we had a few days of Michele Bachmann, Remember Her?, and now we're to the point where the media is finding nice things to say about Mitt Romney since he will be the candidate that has been chosen by the Republican Masters.

And all they could find about him was his hair? Nothing about his politics? No right-wing slant on Mitt's own Obamaesque policies?

The Republican noise machine is getting very lazy.

All natural indeed.

GAT_00: Holy douchebag.

This insult would have meaning if you and people like you won't be in here next month belittling and mocking people for even bringing up the subject of a Democrats hair.

Bill Clinton, John Edwards, and Barrack Obama have all had their 'hair' stories and the universal liberal response is always that you should be ridiculed for even talking about it...

But obviously when it's a Republican we're talking about just use a silly story to jump to your preformed conclusion, it makes you look so objective and reasonable.

you can't be a good salesman like Mitt without good hair.

Err.. I mean... businessman. Even if most of his Bain work was essentially closing deals on sales. He's totally not a salesman. Not at all.

Of course Guy Smiley's hair is natural. It's the rest of him that's Muppet.

He bought his hair from India?

GAT_00: Holy douchebag.

Because watching Edwards primp on camera for an hour and scold his stylist was some form of butthurt not long ago, right?

Perhaps he uses all-natural Martin Sheen hairspray....
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Don't worry, he'll flip and list his hair product choices by Monday night, only to claim "all-natural" again by next Thursday.

RobbieFal: you can't be a good salesman like Mitt without good hair.

Err.. I mean... businessman. Even if most of his Bain work was essentially closing deals on sales. He's totally not a salesman. Not at all.

Don't forget all the laying people off (sorry I mean "adding value") that they did as well.

/worked for a company that got bought by a big NYC hedge fund. Pretty much confirmed every negative stereotype about how these guys operate.
//survived the first 10 rounds of layoffs.
///not a CSB.

If Mitt was a success at one of these firms he is a very very dangerous man and you can't believe a word that comes out of his mouth that won't obviously profit him or one of his buddies directly.

WhoIsNotInMyKitchen: Don't forget all the laying people off (sorry I mean "adding value") that they did as well.

/worked for a company that got bought by a big NYC hedge fund. Pretty much confirmed every negative stereotype about how these guys operate.
//survived the first 10 rounds of layoffs.
///not a CSB.

If Mitt was a success at one of these firms he is a very very dangerous man and you can't believe a word that comes out of his mouth that won't obviously profit him or one of his buddies directly.

Because layoffs are strictly for the lulz.

Looks like he picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue

Yeah, and Newt's wife has naturally beautiful eyes.

C'mon! If he didn't use product, his hair would be flip-flopping as badly as his "beliefs".

mojo_the_helper_monkey: I bet if they dug up Jack Lord his hair would still be perfect.

I bet if they dug up Jack Lord, his hair would be missing; once he died, the parasite needed to move on. Mitt Romney is its new host.

It's what's underneath that 'do that bothers me.

Doctor Funkenstein: I bet he styles his pubes.

Damnit, now I'm imagining his hairstylist adding highlights.

OUTRAGE!!!

robrr2003: OUTRAGE!!!

Actually, I think it's just derision.

He MIGHT be a werewolf!

/Obscure?

Why would anyone bother to release laughably false story is beyond me. If a reporter was stupid enough to ask, the exchange goes like this:

"Mr. Romney... what is up with the perfect hair? Do you use a lot of product?"

"The country is falling apart and you want to talk about my hair?"

Done and done.

So we're at the "fluff pieces about how Mitt Romney's hair is just naturally awesome" stage? Are they even pretending that there's going to be a real Republican primary and not just a Mitt Romney Is Electable party?

A Dark Evil Omen: So we're at the "fluff pieces about how Mitt Romney's hair is just naturally awesome" stage? Are they even pretending that there's going to be a real Republican primary and not just a Mitt Romney Is Electable party?

Honest to god, I don't think he can win the nomination, and if he does the 'Christian' Right is assured to run a 3d Party candidate.

GAT_00: I love that the comebacks here are in all seriousness 'But, but Edwards!'

The focal point was you, not that smelly douche. We'd (well, me at least) actually talk to you.

MFAWG: Honest to god, I don't think he can win the nomination, and if he does the 'Christian' Right is assured to run a 3d Party candidate.

Honestly, I don't think it could last. I mean, those glasses are annoying, the prices are too high, and the effects don't really captivate a lot of people. I guess it helped Avatar, since there was no plot or acting.

I'm sure Mitt's a cool guy, into mountain biking and surfing and cancer research like those people in the totally coincidental ad campaign that could have nothing to do with the Romney campaign by mormon.org.

Doctor Funkenstein: I bet he styles his pubes.

I have hieroglyphics in my pubes. It was a lot of work but TFettes love it