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(Foobies)   After squeezing out 13 kids, huge mom has giant baby and names it "Jihad"   (thelocal.de) divider line 131
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2011-11-25 04:44:17 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Britney Spear's Speculum: BurnShrike: Why is it always the worst specimens of humanity that seem to have the most kids?

I know! And this was in Germany too! They should implement should implement a program to prevent these animals from breeding and continuing on as a species.

You said implement twice


If they should implement "should implement" more often then they could, we'd have little need for these discussions would we.
 
2011-11-25 04:44:48 PM

blondski: 404 page not found: blondski: My bf's little brother weighed 13 lbs at birth. His mom was a victoria secret model and is freakishly tall.

This was also her 7th vaginal birth so I figure by that time things just slide right on out.

TITS OR GTFO

Dude she's like 45 now. And those boobs have breast fed 7 kids.


operatorchan.org
 
2011-11-25 04:45:48 PM

blondski: 404 page not found: blondski: My bf's little brother weighed 13 lbs at birth. His mom was a victoria secret model and is freakishly tall.

This was also her 7th vaginal birth so I figure by that time things just slide right on out.

TITS OR GTFO

Dude she's like 45 now. And those boobs have breast fed 7 kids.


Go on.....
 
2011-11-25 04:48:18 PM
www.thelocal.de

Am I the only one who noticed this guy on the side panel?
 
2011-11-25 04:50:01 PM

namatad: farscape: Jihad
noun
1. a holy war undertaken as a sacred duty by Muslims.

Muslims use the word in a religious context to refer to three types of struggles: an internal struggle to maintain faith, the struggle to improve the Muslim society, or the struggle to defend Islam.

Westerners are only familiar with the 3rd meaning of the word. I wonder why? Couldnt be the decrees of jihad made against people and countries in the west.

When does the western - islam war of domination begin??


In 1096 A.D.
 
2011-11-25 04:50:02 PM
I'm only slightly impressed.

My second child was 11lbs 7oz (5.2 kilos) at birth. Vaginal delivery. 30 minutes of labor. She's always been strong as an ox.
 
2011-11-25 04:51:22 PM

Death of Rats: I'm only slightly impressed.

My second child was 11lbs 7oz (5.2 kilos) at birth. Vaginal delivery. 30 minutes of labor. She's always been strong as an ox.



Sounds like she almost shot it across the room.
 
2011-11-25 04:53:30 PM

Oznog: Amos Quito: [www.thelocal.de image 468x285]

[www.thelocal.de image 300x222]


The idea that both of these pics appear on the same page disturbs me.


/Before / after?

[www.ghoulfriday.com image 361x247]

Ultra-realistic baby cakes are disturbing enough to look at whole...

[www.ghoulfriday.com image 604x453]

When they get cut up and eaten, it's High Octane Nightmare Fuel.

Why... why would you DO that??


Because baby is delicious, duh!
 
2011-11-25 05:15:33 PM

Oznog: Amos Quito: [www.thelocal.de image 468x285]

[www.thelocal.de image 300x222]


The idea that both of these pics appear on the same page disturbs me.


/Before / after?

[www.ghoulfriday.com image 361x247]

Ultra-realistic baby cakes are disturbing enough to look at whole...

[www.ghoulfriday.com image 604x453]

When they get cut up and eaten, it's High Octane Nightmare Fuel.

Why... why would you DO that??


I've seen a LOT of messed up things in my time. I've seen the weightlifter blowing out his o-ring, brain matter in jet engines, beheadings and all that Faces of Death crap.

THIS, This is way up there! Very disturbing indeed. Probably because my daughter turns 1 in two days. It's not the image as much as imagining the type of person who creates these things. Wow.
 
2011-11-25 05:16:13 PM
You Farkers are slow today. Not one of you posted this. I guess I have to do it myself.

i1190.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-25 05:27:35 PM
Poor fat baby, stuck inside her being force fed every time she stuffed her fat face at least she didn't name him Foie Gras.

How awful to be the doctor at the business end of that 7 hour sweaty jihad.

From now on the docs can coin Jihad to mean a disgusting, inconsiderate fat pig giving birth vaginally.
"Doctor Smith has been busy for the last 7 hours in the maternity ward with a Jihad"

Any parent willing to name their child 'Jihad' regardless of the actual meaning is clearly an asshole.

Shame on her for putting that baby at risk of asphyxiation by insisting on a vaginal birth, she seems to really have it out for the poor kid.

Thank goodness he appears healthy despite her selfishness.
 
2011-11-25 05:28:29 PM

Freschel: You Farkers are slow today. Not one of you posted this. I guess I have to do it myself.


Clown truck, not clown car.
 
2011-11-25 05:42:12 PM

Amos Quito: [www.thelocal.de image 468x285]

[www.thelocal.de image 300x222]


The idea that both of these pics appear on the same page disturbs me.


/Before / after?


It's just a modest proposal.

/Oblig
 
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2011-11-25 05:48:40 PM

Cappalotti: Fatw


+1
 
2011-11-25 05:55:11 PM

Callous: It's absolutely true.


I didn't say it doesn't happen, because it does. But it is not the huge problem American propagandist try to make it out to be. I work with several Chinese people, three of them women. They tell me what I know about this. It is a problem in some cities, but not as widespread as we believe. If someone has the quota and becomes pregnant, they are encouraged to abort or put the child up for adoption. Arranging the adoption of Chinese babies for Americans and Europeans is a lucrative business. A guy I work with and his decided to adopt a Chinese baby. They worked with an agency for a month or so and then went to China to walk the paperwork (and bribe money) through the officials. The whole process took a couple of days. Working with INS here in the US took months.
 
2011-11-25 06:23:19 PM
FTA: But in this case the mother opted for a vaginal birth, which lasted seven hours

Jeezus. Did the kid have to eat his way out?
 
2011-11-25 07:08:13 PM

Death of Rats: I'm only slightly impressed.

My second child was 11lbs 7oz (5.2 kilos) at birth. Vaginal delivery. 30 minutes of labor. She's always been strong as an ox.


ZOMG !! great photo of your daughter !!
 
2011-11-25 07:09:03 PM

give me doughnuts: In 1096 A.D.


hehehehehehe
Kind of like Christian used to me a follower of Christ.
in 300AD
 
2011-11-25 07:58:30 PM
Just because jihadists killed 652 non-military people and critically injured 1307 more in 170 terrorist attacks in 16 different countries last month doesn't mean that "Jihad" is a poor choice for a child's name. Congratulations on the birth of a healthy baby who will surely grow up and prove himself to be a beneficial addition for the German nation.
 
2011-11-25 08:23:11 PM
FTA: The 6-kilogramme (13-pound) boy was born at Berlin's Charité hospital to a 40-year-old, 240-kilogramme (528-pound) woman who also had gestational diabetes and most likely a metabolic disorder, according to doctors. (emphasis mine)

The middle-aged mother weighed a metric shiat-ton and pooped out a kid as big as a Thanksgiving turkey. I'm kind of surprised she didn't poop out the actual turkey...

/Women shiat during childbirth
//Saw it happen and had to leave the delivery room laughing
///Yes, Thanksgiving is an American holiday. Don't get your lace panties in a wad.
 
2011-11-25 08:57:12 PM

Cooper420: How do you even fark a 500lb woman?


With a modified wooden toilet roll holder.
 
2011-11-25 10:21:14 PM

Yaxe: Cooper420: How do you even fark a 500lb woman?

With a modified wooden toilet roll holder.


Wow. Just wow.
 
2011-11-25 10:44:47 PM

BurnShrike: Fat coont has fat coont babby. Why is it always the worst specimens of humanity that seem to have the most kids?


let me explain...
 
2011-11-25 11:26:06 PM

Speedofdarkness: 40-year-old, 240-kilogramme (528-pound) woman who also had gestational diabetes and most likely a metabolic disorder, according to doctors.

But other than that she's fit as a fiddle.


She also had 12 other kids? in that kind of shape? How is that possible?

In other news, I no longer feel so unfit at 40 pounds heavy.
 
2011-11-26 07:15:52 AM
EEK - a fat biatch!
http://martybeckerman.com/kill-fatty/
 
2011-11-26 05:21:23 PM

JackieRabbit: iheartscotch: China is already having issues with the one child policy; everyone's one child was a boy; they aborted or killed the majority of girls.

This simply isn't true. The sex ratio of China's babies is normal.


Even official government propoganda admits the sex ration is 1.2 males per female. http://news.xinhuanet.com/english2010/indepth/2010-04/03/c_13236130.ht m

But hey, don't let that get in the way of your totalitarian fetish.
 
2011-11-26 06:43:12 PM

farscape: StopLurkListen: Subby doesn't know that "Jihad" means something else to people not raised on a steady diet of hateful anti-Mooslim propaganda. But don't worry your pretty little head over it, and go buy something, citizen.

From Dictionary.com:

Jihad
noun
1. a holy war undertaken as a sacred duty by Muslims.

From Dictionary.com

Moron
noun
1. see StopLurkListen


Also from Dictionary.com

Origin:
1865-70;
/how do I read the entire entry?
 
2011-11-26 06:44:11 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: farscape: StopLurkListen: Subby doesn't know that "Jihad" means something else to people not raised on a steady diet of hateful anti-Mooslim propaganda. But don't worry your pretty little head over it, and go buy something, citizen.

From Dictionary.com:

Jihad
noun
1. a holy war undertaken as a sacred duty by Muslims.

From Dictionary.com

Moron
noun
1. see StopLurkListen

Also from Dictionary.com

Origin:
1865-70; Arabic jihād struggle, strife
/how do I read the entire entry?


ftfm
 
2011-11-26 08:36:16 PM

Britney Spear's Speculum: BurnShrike: Why is it always the worst specimens of humanity that seem to have the most kids?

I know! And this was in Germany too! They should implement should implement a program to prevent these animals from breeding and continuing on as a species.


Ummm...hasn't this been tried?
 
2011-11-27 02:21:50 AM

Sensitiveborderarea: Just because jihadists killed 652 non-military people and critically injured 1307 more in 170 terrorist attacks in 16 different countries last month doesn't mean that "Jihad" is a poor choice for a child's name. Congratulations on the birth of a healthy baby who will surely grow up and prove himself to be a beneficial addition for the German nation.


Just because Sensitiveborderarea always posts racial/ethnic comments every time he decides to post doesn't mean the word 'asshole' is bad.
Congratulations on living your useless racist life. I'm sure you are very beneficial to society as a whole.

I cannot imagine a world that would be better without Sensitiveborderarea

/now go fark off and die
//YA I have you tagged for your past moronic racist comments. We know what you are.
 
2011-11-27 08:40:08 AM

The Life Of Brian: Sensitiveborderarea: Just because jihadists killed 652 non-military people and critically injured 1307 more in 170 terrorist attacks in 16 different countries last month doesn't mean that "Jihad" is a poor choice for a child's name. Congratulations on the birth of a healthy baby who will surely grow up and prove himself to be a beneficial addition for the German nation.

Just because Sensitiveborderarea always posts racial/ethnic comments every time he decides to post doesn't mean the word 'asshole' is bad.
Congratulations on living your useless racist life. I'm sure you are very beneficial to society as a whole.

I cannot imagine a world that would be better without Sensitiveborderarea

/now go fark off and die
//YA I have you tagged for your past moronic racist comments. We know what you are.




So you think "jihad" is a race ... and you've got the thought police on my trail. Interesting. Do you suppose the thought police care about people who go around wishing death upon people they don't like?
 
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