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(The Local (Germany))   After squeezing out 13 kids, huge mom has giant baby and names it "Jihad"   (thelocal.de) divider line 131
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2011-11-25 09:24:22 AM
should have name it Ji-iant.
 
2011-11-25 09:57:07 AM
Fat coont has fat coont babby. Why is it always the worst specimens of humanity that seem to have the most kids?
 
2011-11-25 11:24:54 AM
BurnShrike: Fat coont has fat coont babby. Why is it always the worst specimens of humanity that seem to have the most kids?

They don't have jobs to go to.
 
2011-11-25 12:46:13 PM
BurnShrike: Why is it always the worst specimens of humanity that seem to have the most kids?

I know! And this was in Germany too! They should implement should implement a program to prevent these animals from breeding and continuing on as a species.
 
2011-11-25 12:46:35 PM
"The Struggle" what an appropriate name for a giant baby.
 
2011-11-25 12:56:02 PM
Doesn't Germany have a law stating that first names must be gender-specific, can't be a trademark and cannot endanger the well-being of the child?
 
2011-11-25 12:58:10 PM
Because People in power are Stupid: "The Struggle" what an appropriate name for a giant baby.

You know who else named their incarceration after their struggle?
 
2011-11-25 01:48:26 PM
40-year-old, 240-kilogramme (528-pound) woman who also had gestational diabetes and most likely a metabolic disorder, according to doctors.

But other than that she's fit as a fiddle.
 
2011-11-25 01:57:02 PM
Britney Spear's Speculum: BurnShrike: Why is it always the worst specimens of humanity that seem to have the most kids?

I know! And this was in Germany too! They should implement should implement a program to prevent these animals from breeding and continuing on as a species.


You said implement twice
 
2011-11-25 02:12:03 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Britney Spear's Speculum: BurnShrike: Why is it always the worst specimens of humanity that seem to have the most kids?

I know! And this was in Germany too! They should implement should implement a program to prevent these animals from breeding and continuing on as a species.

You said implement twice


He likes implement.


/and rape
 
2011-11-25 02:16:12 PM
farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2011-11-25 02:16:24 PM
Britney Spear's Speculum: Because People in power are Stupid: "The Struggle" what an appropriate name for a giant baby.

You know who else named their incarceration after their struggle?


People that big will need a lot of room to live, stretch out, and grow.
 
2011-11-25 02:18:12 PM
Interesting... but way more so was the link off to the right- "dortmund man is world's most pierced"- not zackly sure how to link it but damn that pic is way
more interesting than the babby....
 
2011-11-25 02:18:18 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Britney Spear's Speculum: BurnShrike: Why is it always the worst specimens of humanity that seem to have the most kids?

I know! And this was in Germany too! They should implement should implement a program to prevent these animals from breeding and continuing on as a species.

You said implement twice


rumfordmeteor.com
"They should implement should implement"
 
2011-11-25 02:19:21 PM
Subby doesn't know that "Jihad" means something else to people not raised on a steady diet of hateful anti-Mooslim propaganda. But don't worry your pretty little head over it, and go buy something, citizen.
 
2011-11-25 02:20:01 PM
The fat hog weighs 528lbs.

Wonder who's got the gag control to hit on that.
 
2011-11-25 02:20:45 PM
The woman claimed she didn't know of her diabetes, but doctors believe she was aware and ate too much sweet food.

why cant americans be so forthright?
SO tired of the being afraid of lawsuits bullshiat.

She was a FAT PIG and KNEW IT.
She knew that she was unhealthy and made decisions which put her child at risk.

At least we know that she will be a great mother for the 10 kids.

/she is planning on at least two more kids, because she heard it would be cheaper to have 12 kids.
 
2011-11-25 02:20:59 PM
There is nothing immoral about implementing a world wide two child policy. China was on the right track, they just didn't hook up enough cars.
 
2011-11-25 02:21:35 PM
BarbadoSlim: The fat hog weighs 528lbs.

Wonder who's got the gag control to hit on that.


How the hell do you even get that pregnant ??
 
2011-11-25 02:21:55 PM
BarbadoSlim: The fat hog weighs 528lbs.

Wonder who's got the gag control to hit on that.


And what his Fark handle is.
 
mhd
2011-11-25 02:23:14 PM
I think a name like this went before a judge a few years ago, and was allowed (as opposed to someone naming their kid "Rolex"). It seems to be pretty common in Arabic countries (Cihad, Djehad etc.)...

/and you kinda used all other names already if it's your 14th kid
 
2011-11-25 02:23:41 PM
Evil Kirk vs Bad Ash: There is nothing immoral about implementing a world wide two child policy. China was on the right track, they just didn't hook up enough cars.

BINGO.

-insert 'thats a bingo' pic-
 
2011-11-25 02:24:46 PM
After 13 kids, that woman isn't squeezing nuthin' down there.

/derka, derka
 
2011-11-25 02:25:36 PM
Son of a blubber that's big
 
2011-11-25 02:26:23 PM
StopLurkListen: Subby doesn't know that "Jihad" means something else to people not raised on a steady diet of hateful anti-Mooslim propaganda. But don't worry your pretty little head over it, and go buy something, citizen.

Certainly it has other meanings, but if one is living in a Western nation one meaning will certainly come to mind before the rest. I find it hard that someone living in Germany would be unaware of this, but then again she weighs more than 500 pounds, so she probably doesn't get out much. Whatever her motives, this name is certain to be a self-fulfilling prophecy.
 
2011-11-25 02:30:18 PM
you only squeeze out the first six then it is smooth sailing.
 
2011-11-25 02:31:39 PM
So "Jihad" means "he shall grow up and labor to pay for the benefits of a generation of ethnic German retirees"?
 
2011-11-25 02:31:48 PM
I imagine that by that one jihad quite enough, thank you very much.
 
2011-11-25 02:33:06 PM
perigee:
/derka, derka



That's his MIDDLE name
 
2011-11-25 02:34:17 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-11-25 02:36:48 PM
namatad: BarbadoSlim: The fat hog weighs 528lbs.

Wonder who's got the gag control to hit on that.

How the hell do you even get that pregnant ??


Rumor is black men have schlongs long enough to get past the gates of flab
 
2011-11-25 02:36:59 PM
BarbadoSlim Add Favorite User Quote 2011-11-25 02:20:01 PM Ignore User
The fat hog weighs 528lbs.

Wonder who's got the gag control to hit on that.


Do go there. I mean do go there......................
/It is also Friday the thirteenth
 
2011-11-25 02:37:06 PM
Doctor: Wow, what a large fellow. What are you going to call him-im-im-im-im-im...?
Lady: Jihad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad....
 
2011-11-25 02:42:11 PM
At least she didn't say she hoped it was the devil

/Too obscure?
 
2011-11-25 02:48:39 PM
www.thelocal.de

www.thelocal.de


The idea that both of these pics appear on the same page disturbs me.


/Before / after?
 
2011-11-25 02:48:56 PM
So, mom was 528lbs? I thought the gestation period for that was 22 months. Was the calf dropped in mud? That's the normal method.
 
2011-11-25 02:49:48 PM
Because People in power are Stupid: "The Struggle" what an appropriate name for a giant baby.

Kampf?
 
2011-11-25 02:53:10 PM
Amos Quito: [www.thelocal.de image 468x285]

[www.thelocal.de image 300x222]


The idea that both of these pics appear on the same page disturbs me.


/Before / after?


That was the snack she brought with her to tide her over between her brunch and elevensies meals.
 
2011-11-25 02:54:17 PM
Amos Quito: The idea that both of these pics appear on the same page disturbs me.

My favorite part of the article was when I read that the mother opted for a vaginal birth and then my eyes wandered to the turkey picture and my brain went, "Oh my god! Why would they--oh wait, no...that's a turkey."
 
2011-11-25 02:59:30 PM
GoBadgers: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Britney Spear's Speculum: BurnShrike: Why is it always the worst specimens of humanity that seem to have the most kids?

I know! And this was in Germany too! They should implement should implement a program to prevent these animals from breeding and continuing on as a species.

You said implement twice

[rumfordmeteor.com image 330x226]
"They should implement should implement"


I sure this gaff will make the papers make the papers
 
2011-11-25 02:59:36 PM
How do you even fark a 500lb woman?

That's so gross, and she's got 11 kids?!~?!
 
2011-11-25 03:01:06 PM
Cooper420: How do you even fark a 500lb woman?

That's so gross, and she's got 11 kids?!~?!


Why don't you ask this guy (new window)?
 
2011-11-25 03:01:20 PM
Cooper420: How do you even fark a 500lb woman?

BECAUSE YOU LOVE HER, THAT"S HOW
 
2011-11-25 03:01:35 PM
Britney Spear's Speculum: BurnShrike: Why is it always the worst specimens of humanity that seem to have the most kids?

I know! And this was in Germany too! They should implement should implement a program to prevent these animals from breeding and continuing on as a species.


I wouldn't make that joke in Germany.

They don't have a big sense of humor for the period of 1934 to 1945.
 
2011-11-25 03:05:59 PM
Speedofdarkness: 40-year-old, 240-kilogramme (528-pound) woman who also had gestational diabetes and most likely a metabolic disorder, according to doctors.

But other than that she's fit as a fiddle stand up bass.


fify
 
2011-11-25 03:07:00 PM
BurnShrike: Cooper420: How do you even fark a 500lb woman?


With someone else's dick?
 
2011-11-25 03:07:39 PM
BurnShrike: Cooper420: How do you even fark a 500lb woman?

By cutting off her disability payments?
 
2011-11-25 03:08:42 PM
Cooper420: How do you even fark a 500lb woman?


By running out of Walmart scooters?
 
2011-11-25 03:09:43 PM
Cooper420: How do you even fark a 500lb woman?

I understand flour is involved.
 
2011-11-25 03:10:52 PM
BronyMedic: Britney Spear's Speculum: BurnShrike: Why is it always the worst specimens of humanity that seem to have the most kids?

I know! And this was in Germany too! They should implement should implement a program to prevent these animals from breeding and continuing on as a species.

I wouldn't make that joke in Germany.

They don't have a big sense of humor for the period of 1934 to 1945.


FTFY

/Stereotypes are fun!
 
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