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ultraholland

2011-11-25 12:22:34 AM

hipsellipsis

2011-11-25 01:46:53 AM

ma'am. Ten lashes of the stick, subby.

AverageAmericanGuy

2011-11-25 01:46:53 AM

farking in a hotel stairwell. Stay classy, Britain.

/so thankful we beat you guys back in 1776.

VGA Hole

2011-11-25 01:49:14 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: farking in a hotel stairwell. Stay classy, Britain.

/so thankful we beat you guys back in 1776.

The war didn't end until 1783.

2/10

ParaHandy

2011-11-25 01:50:43 AM

Swing and a miss, nearly got them in the act ...

lvl0rg4n

2011-11-25 01:50:51 AM

She's 49 and married. To me, it sounds like nothing more than what should have been a good time. Glad she was spared with just a broken ankle and I wish her and her husband years of naughty sexy time to come.

one of Ripley's Bad Guys

2011-11-25 01:59:37 AM

lvl0rg4n: She's 49 and married. To me, it sounds like nothing more than what should have been a good time. Glad she was spared with just a broken ankle and I wish her and her husband years of naughty sexy time to come.

THIS.

Cup Check

2011-11-25 02:02:42 AM

LordOfThePings

2011-11-25 02:04:34 AM

boobsrgood

2011-11-25 02:06:32 AM

Gyrfalcon

2011-11-25 02:06:46 AM

'It isn't a police matter so she isn't on any charges but we warned her and her husband to think about safe sex in the future'

He had a condom on, what more do you want?!?

libranoelrose

2011-11-25 02:07:23 AM

This story from the sidebar is much more awesomer.

i.imgur.com

Harry_Seldon

2011-11-25 02:11:06 AM

Gyrfalcon: 'It isn't a police matter so she isn't on any charges but we warned her and her husband to think about safe sex in the future'

He had a condom on, what more do you want?!?

If this was in the US, some publicity hound D.A. would figure out how to prosecute both of them, and have them register as sex offenders.

Dezilith

2011-11-25 02:11:40 AM

hipsellipsis: ma'am. Ten lashes of the stick, subby.

I wonder if subby has had too much holiday drink?

LordOfThePings

2011-11-25 02:13:54 AM

libranoelrose: This story from the sidebar is much more awesomer.

Huh, he looks nothing like William Holden.

powhound

2011-11-25 02:14:11 AM

and her initials are:

AMAM

lol

Huck And Molly Ziegler

2011-11-25 02:18:54 AM

plunged several feet into the void

That's what HE said!

/c'mon, she's 49
//the old gray mare, etc.

CygnusDarius

2011-11-25 02:24:06 AM

MrEricSir

2011-11-25 02:28:34 AM

Harry_Seldon: If this was in the US, some publicity hound D.A. would figure out how to prosecute both of them, and have them register as sex offenders.

No shiat. We're a nation founded by prudes, and unfortunately we haven't made it too far.

CygnusDarius

2011-11-25 02:31:01 AM

MrEricSir: Harry_Seldon: If this was in the US, some publicity hound D.A. would figure out how to prosecute both of them, and have them register as sex offenders.

No shiat. We're a nation founded by prudes, and unfortunately we haven't made it too far.

What if the US would've been founded by Gypsies, outlaws, political extremists, and sexual deviants instead?.

Huck And Molly Ziegler

2011-11-25 02:32:08 AM

CygnusDarius: MrEricSir: Harry_Seldon: If this was in the US, some publicity hound D.A. would figure out how to prosecute both of them, and have them register as sex offenders.

No shiat. We're a nation founded by prudes, and unfortunately we haven't made it too far.

What if the US would've been founded by Gypsies, outlaws, political extremists, and sexual deviants instead?.

We'd have Australia?

jingks

2011-11-25 02:32:29 AM

Fecal Conservative

2011-11-25 02:36:08 AM

CygnusDarius

2011-11-25 02:38:14 AM

Huck And Molly Ziegler: We'd have Australia?

jingks: Australia?

Fecal Conservative: We'd be Aussies?

Great minds think (or drink, can't tell at this point with so much caffeine in my head) alike.

Huck And Molly Ziegler

2011-11-25 03:02:46 AM

ME (raising mug): "To Australia!"
EVERYBODY ELSE (glasses clinking): "Hear, hear! To Australia!"

James F. Campbell

2011-11-25 03:08:13 AM

Don't you guys mean Austria?

calufrax

2011-11-25 03:09:43 AM

Fecal Conservative: CygnusDarius: MrEricSir: Harry_Seldon: If this was in the US, some publicity hound D.A. would figure out how to prosecute both of them, and have them register as sex offenders.

No shiat. We're a nation founded by prudes, and unfortunately we haven't made it too far.

What if the US would've been founded by Gypsies, outlaws, political extremists, and sexual deviants instead?.

We'd be Aussies?

HEY! Not all of us are descended from... Well.... There have got to be some of us who are not...

Great Porn Dragon

2011-11-25 03:23:31 AM

Huck And Molly Ziegler: CygnusDarius: MrEricSir: Harry_Seldon: If this was in the US, some publicity hound D.A. would figure out how to prosecute both of them, and have them register as sex offenders.

No shiat. We're a nation founded by prudes, and unfortunately we haven't made it too far.

What if the US would've been founded by Gypsies, outlaws, political extremists, and sexual deviants instead?.

We'd have Australia?

Join me in with the folks pointing out "You just defined Australia". :D

(Unfortunately, as of late some of those sexual deviants and political extremists seem to be imports from America's own Jesus Camper movement that set up shop back in the 30s and 40s along with the cowboys from out West who'd run out of range...alas, one couldn't choose which varieties of political extremists and sexual deviants set up shop there, otherwise Family First wouldn't be trying to mess things up there.)

ktybear

2011-11-25 03:41:52 AM

Great Porn Dragon: Huck And Molly Ziegler: CygnusDarius: MrEricSir: Harry_Seldon: If this was in the US, some publicity hound D.A. would figure out how to prosecute both of them, and have them register as sex offenders.

No shiat. We're a nation founded by prudes, and unfortunately we haven't made it too far.

What if the US would've been founded by Gypsies, outlaws, political extremists, and sexual deviants instead?.

We'd have Australia?

Join me in with the folks pointing out "You just defined Australia". :D

(Unfortunately, as of late some of those sexual deviants and political extremists seem to be imports from America's own Jesus Camper movement that set up shop back in the 30s and 40s along with the cowboys from out West who'd run out of range...alas, one couldn't choose which varieties of political extremists and sexual deviants set up shop there, otherwise Family First wouldn't be trying to mess things up there.)

We should be talking about the weather, then it's a true Aussie get together

/rain

Fluorescent Testicle

2011-11-25 03:57:45 AM

ktybear: We should be talking about the weather, then it's a true Aussie get together.

It's been a bloody scorcher of a week here on the Sunshine Coast.

/G'day Bruce.

LewDux

2011-11-25 04:07:01 AM

Well, did he come or what?

ktybear

2011-11-25 04:17:41 AM

mikdeetx

2011-11-25 07:55:21 AM

49 isn't old grey mare. 49, especially if she's hot (considering they were copulating outside on a balcony-she is) means she's a tiger...probably a squirter too.

Never underestimate the prowess of a post-menopausal woman.

sugahboy

2011-11-25 07:58:38 AM

Loves the word naked. It's brilliant!
\Naked
\\Breasts

A_Glass_Of_Pink

2011-11-25 08:05:14 AM

Unsung_Hero

2011-11-25 09:01:16 AM

Fluorescent Testicle: ktybear: We should be talking about the weather, then it's a true Aussie get together.

It's been a bloody scorcher of a week here on the Sunshine Coast.

/G'day Bruce.

Talking about the weather? Colony of amateurs. Here in Canada (where Britain wouldn't send prisoners because *it was too cruel*) we COMPLAIN about the weather.

/Except right now in Southern Ontario, where it's gorgeous when you consider it's late November...

RoosterCogburn

2011-11-25 09:01:20 AM

Heh, I love that they protect her anonymity - but then give out her age and her initials AMAM.

Nick Nostril

2011-11-25 09:10:14 AM

But in a second embarrassing turn, the sirens on the ambulance taking her for treatment failed, and the vehicle had to be escorted by a police car.

The horror. Much more embarrassing than being found hanging naked by your foot from a balcony where you and your man were reenacting a scene from a trash novel.

poot42

2011-11-25 09:10:59 AM

Unsung_Hero: it's gorgeous

Yeah, and I have the feeling we will be paying the Piper for this ...
/+12 C today .... WTF????
//carry on

blackhonda

2011-11-25 09:27:01 AM

Where are the pics, we must have pics!

colithian

2011-11-25 09:40:14 AM

She was only saved from smashing into the marble floor below after her right ankle became trapped between two bars as she fell.

HOW IS THAT BETTER?! Jesus christ, smashing into a marble floor. Wouldn't that crack your skull?

MattyBlast

2011-11-25 09:53:30 AM

His wife wasn't the only thing left dangling.

michaelgvh

2011-11-25 10:16:49 AM

blackhonda: Where are the pics, we must have pics!

50 year old British lady... umm... no thanks. (Cue picture of the dog changing directions and looking all scared.)

beroff

2011-11-25 10:44:59 AM

colithian: She was only saved from smashing into the marble floor below after her right ankle became trapped between two bars as she fell.

HOW IS THAT BETTER?! Jesus christ, smashing into a marble floor. Wouldn't that crack your skull?

Urm... maybe you'd best reread the sentence you quoted, with the operative phrase being, "saved from".

colithian

2011-11-25 10:51:29 AM

beroff: colithian: She was only saved from smashing into the marble floor below after her right ankle became trapped between two bars as she fell.

HOW IS THAT BETTER?! Jesus christ, smashing into a marble floor. Wouldn't that crack your skull?

Urm... maybe you'd best reread the sentence you quoted, with the operative phrase being, "saved from".

...
IT'S TOO EARLY TO READ.

Unsung_Hero

2011-11-25 10:58:45 AM

colithian: IT'S TOO EARLY TO READ.

That issue can be fixed with caffeine. Won't help with the SHOUTING THOUGH!

:)

brantgoose

2011-11-25 12:39:30 PM

If you accidentally open the wrong door and there's a lady in the room in the altogether or underthings, the correct gentlemanly course of action is to say "Oh, I'm very sorry, sir! Wrong door!" quickly and shut the door.

I call this the "Mr. Magoo Gambit". See no evil, speak no evil.

Therefore, Subby is correct the first time. You should say, "Son" rather than "Ma'am".

Sadly, this level of gentlemanly kindness and inaccuracy is rare in the modern world. Many people would sooner be thought rude than blind as a stump.

hogans

2011-11-25 01:04:37 PM

LordOfThePings: libranoelrose: This story from the sidebar is much more awesomer.

Huh, he looks nothing like William Holden.

Or Richard Belzer.

Palooka_Joe

2011-11-25 01:09:12 PM