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(eBay)   Castle in france for sale.   (cgi.ebay.com) divider line 87
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2001-11-06 11:10:15 AM
Drew?
 
2001-11-06 11:10:37 AM
If you buy it do you have to surrender?
 
2001-11-06 11:11:31 AM
with castles like that, I can see why they surrender... too many easy access points. (Took care of it Malinois)
 
2001-11-06 11:11:39 AM
Nice. I sure wish I wasn't as poor as poor can be.
 
2001-11-06 11:12:09 AM
It "kinda" resembles a castle, or maybe just a really old house. What exactly defines "castle"?
 
2001-11-06 11:12:41 AM
 
2001-11-06 11:13:17 AM
I'll give ya' $10, and a bottle cap...
 
2001-11-06 11:14:38 AM
RUN AWAY!!!!
 
2001-11-06 11:15:29 AM
The only good castle is an American castle. Tt looks more like an IHOP to me.
 
2001-11-06 11:15:45 AM
Have fun storming the castle!
 
2001-11-06 11:16:03 AM
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!
 
2001-11-06 11:17:14 AM
That place looks like a real dump. It probably hasn't been occupied since the local Nazi commandant fled at the end of WWII.

Notice at the end of the description, there's a line that states "castle to be remodeled", tho it doesn't say by whom.

I think I know who...YOU! The freakin' idiot what bought that place.
 
2001-11-06 11:17:22 AM
Looks more like the Pit of Despair
 
K
2001-11-06 11:17:30 AM
your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderbarries!

or is it the other way around?
 
2001-11-06 11:17:40 AM
This old Castle with Bob Villa.
 
2001-11-06 11:17:51 AM
So THIS is what Drew needs the six-figure line of credit for... Home of the new Fark.fr?
 
2001-11-06 11:18:10 AM
It must be one of their military bases/castles.
 
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2001-11-06 11:18:15 AM
 
2001-11-06 11:18:24 AM
For sale by: Owner.

...as opposed to...?
 
2001-11-06 11:18:50 AM
Can you get burgers there?
 
2001-11-06 11:18:51 AM
If we all donate enough money, Drew can buy this place and it can become the secret FARK headquarters. We can build a massive underground control center, and have a giant room where ninjas practice combat moves.
 
2001-11-06 11:20:32 AM
or not
 
2001-11-06 11:22:11 AM
parle vou sh!thole?

still, considering all the land it has that would appear to be a decent deal, no? I mean, yeah, the "castle" is good for nothing more than a good game of paintball but you can go out HUNTING!! woo hoo!
 
2001-11-06 11:22:16 AM
And a dungeon to put Jelloboy in and analy torture him.
 
2001-11-06 11:22:55 AM
Flakeloaf - that means there is not an additional 6-8% tacked onto the price to pay the real estate agents involved, and that if the buyer has an agent working for him, that they will probably not be paying his fees.
 
2001-11-06 11:23:30 AM
Defining the word "dilapidated".
 
2001-11-06 11:23:31 AM
I think this is the only kind of hunting you'll be doing there:
 
2001-11-06 11:24:21 AM
It's more than 1 castle...

"600 acres of land,two castles (one medieval,2nd picture),5 houses,stone farm buildings"
 
2001-11-06 11:24:51 AM
I thought castles were large, fortified buildings made of stone... not three story houses with faux "turrets".
 
2001-11-06 11:26:49 AM
Granted it may be a castle, it still looks liek shiznit
 
2001-11-06 11:26:50 AM
Click for the map and you'll realize it's in Kansas. It's a hoax!!!

 
2001-11-06 11:26:56 AM
STOP STOP STOP IT WITH THE FVCKING 'FRANCE SURRENDERS' CRAP! IT IS NO LONGER FUNNY. IT WAS FUNNY FOR A WEEK, 2 YEARS AGO. CAN YOU FVCKING READ THIS? IT IS NOT FUNNY!!! GOD DAMN IT!!!
 
2001-11-06 11:28:37 AM
Okay, okay. France capitulates.
 
2001-11-06 11:29:12 AM
Call that a castle? Tch.

Basically a castle should just be a way of saying 'fark off' in stone:

 
2001-11-06 11:29:14 AM
that was funny....
 
2001-11-06 11:29:39 AM

 
2001-11-06 11:29:58 AM
I'll contribute $10 to making these 600 acres into Farkistan
 
2001-11-06 11:30:12 AM
France throws up its collective hands and screams, "NO MORE! NO MORE!! I CAN'T SURRENDER ANY MORE!!"
 
2001-11-06 11:31:30 AM
I'd like 30 bellybombers, an order of
chicken rings and a large diet coke please!
Surrender it to me now!
 
2001-11-06 11:31:41 AM
DaveX:

cas·tle (ksl)
n.

1. A large fortified building or group of buildings with thick walls, usually dominating the surrounding country.
2. A fortified stronghold converted to residential use.
3. A large ornate building similar to or resembling a fortified stronghold.

Dictionary.com
 
2001-11-06 11:32:02 AM
La France se rend
 
2001-11-06 11:33:07 AM
It's only a model...
 
2001-11-06 11:33:07 AM
Ozrael: An American castle!

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Nice one!
 
2001-11-06 11:33:47 AM
y0y0y0y0, whats up from south central france??? big ups to meh bros east of Limoges!!! Get the hizzi near lake Vassiviere...
 
2001-11-06 11:38:08 AM
The map says it is in Kansas. Click on display map and then start zooming out.
 
2001-11-06 11:38:55 AM
Seriously what are the requirements for having your own country?? Anybody looked into that? I know Peter in the Family Guy had his own country. So it must be possible for any private person to have his own country.

TV LOVES ME YES I KNOW, FOR THE TELE TELLS ME SO
 
2001-11-06 11:39:15 AM
where exactly is this place? mapquest.. http://www.mapquest.com/cgi-bin/ia_find?link=btwn/twn-map_results&zoom_level=1 &uid=ua_bx4x2wbh7k2pd:t0lyyng6z&aphoto=0&SNVData=3mad3-q.fy%28a1s1zz_%29f1nq07 %3bpq%7c5u6,p7%3bb2u.hqu%3b%28m25m%2bxs%2bCkequj5%24fxgmp%2blsr7nvc%2bSc3wls_w dv8%2b2vzj%2bH3e5dbkdcm%3d%3a%28%11E%3abwd0t0%3d%3d1w9wa2%3d0,rb%3b7%3bb5m-r2q fj5m%3be10h%284&pcat=&zlgif.x=1
 
2001-11-06 11:41:07 AM
James,
Why don't you tell porno chick to buy this?
 
2001-11-06 11:41:23 AM
H2oincfs you took my line.

damn...

Runaway!!! Runaway!!!
 
2001-11-06 11:42:59 AM
Here's one in Versailles (Kentucky, not France), much closer to FARK Central...

 
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