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hubiestubert

2011-11-24 01:54:49 PM

Baby, I was just looking to increase cognitive function...

Dead for Tax Reasons

2011-11-24 02:17:38 PM

If you want scientific win, employ a finn

BurnShrike

2011-11-24 02:27:16 PM

No wonder I'm a genius!

Rich Cream

2011-11-24 02:33:14 PM

It's not that you get stupider when you see boobies, it's more like an activity overload. Amirite?

/hopefully, anyway

Makh

2011-11-24 03:40:56 PM

Dead for Tax Reasons: If you want scientific win, employ a finn

What about Jake the Dog?

/Don't mind me, I'm here for the boobies.

reverendstrife

2011-11-24 03:47:04 PM

In my own study I've found increased concentration followed by a brief moment of higher conciousness followed immediately by disgust and in some cases shame.

sgnilward

2011-11-24 05:55:31 PM

Again?

the_sidewinder

2011-11-24 05:57:59 PM

Does it cause repeats?

Evil Kirk vs Bad Ash

2011-11-24 06:04:01 PM

the_sidewinder: Does it cause repeats?

Lets hope so.

serial arseonist

2011-11-24 06:05:09 PM

ParaHandy

2011-11-24 06:06:49 PM

In the interests of improving the level of erudite philosophising on this forum, every Farkette needs to send BIE to everyone.

Zombie Hitler

2011-11-24 06:07:31 PM

Does that explain why Fark has gotten worse since they eliminated the Boobies links?

TenUp

2011-11-24 06:13:45 PM

foobies gone?

/nope

Equilibrist

2011-11-24 06:14:29 PM

That guy's my hero.

But... Wasn't there a post yesterday that boobies decreased male intelligence by 20 IQ points? Cognitive dissonance.

I'm gonna read the VS catalog while I ponder this.

SilentStrider

2011-11-24 06:19:29 PM

I don't know if its possible for me to get smarter, but if any tfettes would like to help me test that theory, I wouldn't say no.

vice_magnet

2011-11-24 06:20:25 PM

Or, as the rest of us say, "Show me your t!ts!!"

CitizenTed

2011-11-24 06:26:30 PM

I'll be back later. I have to finish up some studying.

/broadening my horizons, one crusty sweat sock at a time.

Drunken_Polar_Bear

2011-11-24 06:27:10 PM

Well now, that's interesting. Because according to this from the other day, staring at boobies makes your IQ drop.

I propose a study to settle the controversy. In the interest of science, all the Farkettes who read this thread should send me BIE (my EIP). I will extensively study the materials and perform cognitive tests before, during and after. We will then compare results.

TedNigma

2011-11-24 06:29:05 PM

So, the more clothes you make your women wear the dumber you are? Now World events are starting to make sense.

onearmedninja

2011-11-24 06:30:50 PM

I can't believe they had to do a study to figure this out in the first place. Oh and BIE/EIP. Might as well see if their findings are true. It can't hurt to test this new theory.

Highway61Repaved

2011-11-24 06:37:33 PM

So now it's "Hello! My brains are up here, but yours are down here. What's it going to be?

/I'm thinking it over!

cig-mkr

2011-11-24 06:39:13 PM

And women want you to look at and rate them too!
NSFW
Link (new window)

fusillade762

2011-11-24 06:39:56 PM

"Don't people name their girls Martha, Dinah or Lois anymore?" Sorry, no. Only in the Bible.

What? I didn't think any of those were biblical names?

TedNigma: So, the more clothes you make your women wear the dumber you are? Now World events are starting to make sense.

Explains a lot of Arab countries. Though you would think there would also be a downward intelligence correlation regarding Scandanavian countries. I think I may have to apply for a research grant.

mjjt

2011-11-24 06:41:02 PM

Considering that this was based on a report in The Sun, and that since the IQ level of average Sun reader hovers around room temperature, anything that stimulated cognitive activity would register as an improvement ....

Unhip1

2011-11-24 06:41:45 PM

Your eyes gravitate to the boobs, sure

It's what comes out of her mouth that starts the eternal "should I stay or walk away" struggle.

Boobs are no match for stupid, ignorant, cheap, petty or pretentious.

buckler

2011-11-24 06:43:17 PM

Unhip1: Your eyes gravitate to the boobs, sure

It's what comes out of her mouth that starts the eternal "should I stay or walk away" struggle.

Boobs are no match for stupid, ignorant, cheap, petty or pretentious.

Stupid men lose that struggle.

MissFeasance

2011-11-24 06:45:59 PM

Unhip1: Boobs are no match for stupid, ignorant, cheap, petty or pretentious.

Says you

FunkOut

2011-11-24 06:47:26 PM

I dunno, personally I find that my cerebral activity gets completely derailed if a man walks in the room with his wibbly wobbly bits all flopping around. Very distracting.

onearmedninja

2011-11-24 06:51:19 PM

fusillade762: "Don't people name their girls Martha, Dinah or Lois anymore?" Sorry, no. Only in the Bible.

What? I didn't think any of those were biblical names?

TedNigma: So, the more clothes you make your women wear the dumber you are? Now World events are starting to make sense.

Explains a lot of Arab countries. Though you would think there would also be a downward intelligence correlation regarding Scandanavian countries. I think I may have to apply for a research grant.

You just might be onto something.

mikdeetx

2011-11-24 06:51:29 PM

BIE BIE BI all the way
Oh what fun it is to have
B°°bies pics today

anfrind

2011-11-24 06:51:47 PM

buckler: Unhip1: Your eyes gravitate to the boobs, sure

It's what comes out of her mouth that starts the eternal "should I stay or walk away" struggle.

Boobs are no match for stupid, ignorant, cheap, petty or pretentious.

Stupid men lose that struggle.

Which might explain why most Farkers are such loners.

ese_guey

2011-11-24 06:52:08 PM

Mr. Potatoass

2011-11-24 06:53:57 PM

texdent

2011-11-24 06:54:03 PM

This thread is woefully lacking in the pics.

fish500

2011-11-24 06:56:20 PM

buckler

2011-11-24 06:56:28 PM

anfrind: buckler: Unhip1: Your eyes gravitate to the boobs, sure

It's what comes out of her mouth that starts the eternal "should I stay or walk away" struggle.

Boobs are no match for stupid, ignorant, cheap, petty or pretentious.

Stupid men lose that struggle.

Which might explain why most Farkers are such loners.

As to the study, though...I must be the smartest mofo on the planet.

ese_guey

2011-11-24 06:58:37 PM

cygnusx13

2011-11-24 07:03:26 PM

Paging GrablesDaughter

midnite_farker

2011-11-24 07:05:57 PM

This thread useless without.....

Flaccidor

2011-11-24 07:09:57 PM

Something something ribald & clever....

BIE?

/EIP

John Buck 41

2011-11-24 07:10:23 PM

Is this a boob thread or not?

www.muttznuttz.com

FunkOut

2011-11-24 07:11:31 PM

John Buck 41: Is this a boob thread or not?

[www.muttznuttz.com image 466x546]

That looks like a giant bum on her chest. Probably even farts.

buckler

2011-11-24 07:13:21 PM

FunkOut: John Buck 41: Is this a boob thread or not?

[www.muttznuttz.com image 466x546]

That looks like a giant bum on her chest. Probably even farts.

I'll take it.

John Buck 41

2011-11-24 07:14:29 PM

buckler: FunkOut: John Buck 41: Is this a boob thread or not?

[www.muttznuttz.com image 466x546]

That looks like a giant bum on her chest. Probably even farts.

I'll take it.

Hell, yeah.

Country Member

2011-11-24 07:19:24 PM

I was much smarter when Fark had "Boobies" links on the main page.

FunkOut

2011-11-24 07:19:55 PM

John Buck 41: buckler: FunkOut: John Buck 41: Is this a boob thread or not?

[www.muttznuttz.com image 466x546]

That looks like a giant bum on her chest. Probably even farts.

I'll take it.

Hell, yeah.

I dunno, it's always strange when young women have floppy sack boobs instead of perky ones.

Smeggy Smurf

2011-11-24 07:23:15 PM

John Buck 41: Is this a boob thread or not?

[www.muttznuttz.com image 466x546]

Yes now get those nasty cow udders out of here

/appreciates big titties
//anything bigger than her head is too farking big

blondski

2011-11-24 07:23:21 PM

FunkOut: John Buck 41: buckler: FunkOut: John Buck 41: Is this a boob thread or not?

[www.muttznuttz.com image 466x546]

That looks like a giant bum on her chest. Probably even farts.

I'll take it.

Hell, yeah.

I dunno, it's always strange when young women have floppy sack boobs instead of perky ones.

I don't think it's possible for those to be perky without a major support system.

Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired

2011-11-24 07:25:50 PM

FunkOut: That looks like a giant bum on her chest. Probably even farts.

All joking aside, I think it's been 'shopped.

buckler

2011-11-24 07:26:15 PM

Smeggy Smurf: John Buck 41: Is this a boob thread or not?

[www.muttznuttz.com image 466x546]

Yes now get those nasty cow udders out of here

/appreciates big titties
//anything bigger than her head is too farking big

I love ones you can bury your face between and cover your ears with.

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