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(Adult Swim)   Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Food Shoved into Other Food. What hell hath turducken wrought?   (adultswim.com) divider line 59
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2011-11-24 01:24:35 PM  
primetime.unrealitytv.co.uk

Approves.
 
2011-11-24 01:25:06 PM  
List fails without lobster stuffed with tacos.
 
2011-11-24 01:25:18 PM  
That spaghetti looks like something that was killed with maggots inside.

/Mmmm
 
2011-11-24 01:28:37 PM  
i242.photobucket.com
 
PJ-
2011-11-24 01:29:55 PM  
You know, I was was just thinking, I wonder why there is such an obesity problem in the world right now.
 
2011-11-24 01:30:41 PM  
I bet zombies look at pregnant women in the same way.
 
2011-11-24 01:31:56 PM  
I shoved a sausage into a clam the other night.
 
2011-11-24 01:33:02 PM  

pervvywanker: That spaghetti looks like something that was killed with maggots inside.

/Mmmm


I'm still laughing at that.
 
2011-11-24 01:33:36 PM  
i39.tinypic.com
 
2011-11-24 01:35:55 PM  
deep fried barownies?
 
2011-11-24 01:36:34 PM  
Just finishing up the turbriskafil now.
 
2011-11-24 01:37:15 PM  
List fails without the classic Twinkie-Weiner Sandwich.

/ This means something.
 
2011-11-24 01:37:21 PM  

pervvywanker: That spaghetti looks like something that was killed with maggots inside.

/Mmmm


It's an American-Italian favorite! Meat stuffed with filling!
 
2011-11-24 01:37:54 PM  
I'd imagine that the spaghetti/hotdog thing would be kinda fun for kids but most of that is fairly uninteresting.

/maybe not the barownies though.
 
2011-11-24 01:39:58 PM  
Chimprillhinopottalrhale.
 
2011-11-24 01:40:32 PM  
Thread needs pic of rabbit having sex with chicken.

/it's where Creme Eggs come from
 
2011-11-24 01:45:52 PM  
My sister in law cooked a turducken a couple of years ago. Smelled like burning garbage, apparently, and was in
no way worth what she paid for it.

The spagetti stuffed meatloaf looks interesting, though.
 
2011-11-24 01:46:04 PM  
 
2011-11-24 01:49:12 PM  

boobsrgood: i242.photobucket.com


I never get tired of that image.

And yeah, holy cow do I not get the turducken thing. Or the deep fried turkey thing. I think the pilgrims may have been a little horrified by these food developments.

However? Nobody ever thinks to put a candy bar inside a brownie, no. But I'm sure chocolate and peanut butter in the same vehicle seemed preposterous at some point, and look where we are. Awesome. That's where.
 
2011-11-24 01:52:08 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2011-11-24 01:54:15 PM  
Pork chop with bacon wrap into a ham with bone pulled into a whole pig into a whole cow into the ground for two days. Remove when all cooked, extricate the chop remove bacon and make a blt with it. Throw the rest away.
 
2011-11-24 01:59:28 PM  

middleoftheday: boobsrgood: i242.photobucket.com

I never get tired of that image.

And yeah, holy cow do I not get the turducken thing. Or the deep fried turkey thing. I think the pilgrims may have been a little horrified by these food developments.


The deep-fried turkey thing is great. Seriously. If you have the oil at the right temp, it isn't greasy - and it eliminates the primary problem with roasting a turkey, which is that the breast is done before the thigh, and it's hard to get anything that big to roast evenly anyway.

Deep frying makes for the juiciest, tenderest, tastiest turkey I've ever made.

Turduckhen? Not so much. I just, for some reason, have a problem eating anything that begins with "turd". And the ones I've seen for sale pre-prepared have such an odd assortment of ingredients that I can't imagine that any of it tastes good when all's said and done.

If you want to stuff things, make a flank steak based roulade. Yummous.
 
2011-11-24 02:03:23 PM  

middleoftheday: And yeah, holy cow do I not get the turducken thing. Or the deep fried turkey thing. I think the pilgrims may have been a little horrified by these food developments./i>

Turducken is good. But its not the be all end all. The wife and I had it for a few years after we had moved to the south. It is a lot easier to prepare than a traditional turkey though. All you really have to do is pop it into the oven and let it cook. You do miss out on having the parts from the turkey to make giblets and gravy though.

Now a deep fried turkey is a wondrous thing. Crispy and moist. Usually you will inject it with some flavoring so that gets sealed in. It also cooks amazingly fast. But you don't get that wonderful stuffing that's been cooking in a bird all day. Especially the spoonful that's been hidden under the neck.

 
2011-11-24 02:14:41 PM  
uploads.neatorama.com

Cherpumple.... an apple pie, a cherry pie, and a pumpkin pie all baked inside a cake then baked together.
 
2011-11-24 02:21:26 PM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: Cherpumple.... an apple pie, a cherry pie, and a pumpkin pie all baked inside a cake then baked together.


It repulses me, yet i can't look away.
 
2011-11-24 02:21:29 PM  
Pfff.... underachievers

Link (new window)
 
2011-11-24 02:23:43 PM  

Evil Kirk vs Bad Ash: I bet zombies look at pregnant women in the same way.


You magnificent son of a biatch
 
2011-11-24 02:24:31 PM  

scratchnsmiff: Turbaconepicentipede is disappointed by your lack of ambition


I have to thank you for murdering my appetite and leaving it dismembered in a drainage ditch.
 
2011-11-24 02:29:25 PM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: [uploads.neatorama.com image 500x375]

Cherpumple.... an apple pie, a cherry pie, and a pumpkin pie all baked inside a cake then baked together.


That is foul. How anyone could think of marketing that gastric monstrosity as food is beyond me. I mean, are they farking stupid? Where's the ice cream? You can't have all that cake and pie without ice cream?

Philistines.
 
2011-11-24 02:29:29 PM  
Some combos make sense.

Start with fried bacon + whatever leftovers are in the fridge
Then something to hold it all together, which can be either:
a pancake mix, or an egg mix

Then fry
 
2011-11-24 02:31:45 PM  
I love you all.

i242.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-24 02:31:49 PM  
Moe Syzlak: Bring me your finest food, stuffed with your second finest food.

Waiter: Excellent sir, lobsters stuffed with tacos.
 
2011-11-24 02:47:40 PM  
s3-2.kiva.org

i.cdn.turner.com
 
2011-11-24 02:52:33 PM  
I'm glad that lobsters stuffed with tacos made an appearance.

/I asked for that at Tavern On the Green once after drinking lots of beer earlier that evening. My friends who were simpson's fans thought it was great. The waiter wasn't really amused.
//csb
 
2011-11-24 02:53:23 PM  

SuperMeekrat: scratchnsmiff: Turbaconepicentipede is disappointed by your lack of ambition

I have to thank you for murdering my appetite and leaving it dismembered in a drainage ditch.


In all fairness, that's probably the worst example he could have shown you. Go look up some of their other stuff.
 
2011-11-24 02:54:38 PM  

PJ-: You know, I was was just thinking, I wonder why there is such an obesity problem in the world right now.


The world? Or just the small part of it you see every day?
 
2011-11-24 03:00:42 PM  

scratchnsmiff: Turbaconepicentipede is disappointed by your lack of ambition


Bacon hipsters.

My world is askew. Help me...
 
2011-11-24 03:24:08 PM  

Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired: I'd imagine that the spaghetti/hotdog thing would be kinda fun for kids but most of that is fairly uninteresting.

/maybe not the barownies though.


I have a friend who does the spaghetti-hot dog thing whenever there's a work-related potluck dinner with a bunch of kids. They go ape for it.

/I stick to stuffing wine inside my stomach
 
2011-11-24 04:01:18 PM  

2wolves: scratchnsmiff: Turbaconepicentipede is disappointed by your lack of ambition

Bacon hipsters.

My world is askew. Help me...


Barbaric, that's what it is...barbaric.

/I mean, the women ought to eat first!
 
2011-11-24 04:13:03 PM  
Pigturducken
 
2011-11-24 04:23:27 PM  
Deep frie is the only way to go with turkey. Juicy, tender, and 3.5 minutes per pound cook time. Mine has 13 minutes to go.

\getting a kick out of these replies
 
2011-11-24 04:29:21 PM  

2wolves: PJ-: You know, I was was just thinking, I wonder why there is such an obesity problem in the world right now.

The world? Or just the small part of it you see every day?


The fact that one exists anywhere in the world does not imply that it exists everywhere in the world.
 
2011-11-24 04:59:36 PM  
His turducken consists of a duck, inside of a chicken, inside of a turkey, back inside the original duck.

He is....


....The Most Interesting Man In The World.
 
2011-11-24 05:00:03 PM  
They had something in a box at the store today. It was called Tur-Duck-Hen and it was a 4lb loaf that you had to boil in the bag and even though it said it was "stuffed", I read the ingredients and it had no stuffing. At $5/lb I passed even though I want to try a real turducken. Has anyone tried the ones from cajungrocer.com?

Gobble, gobble
 
2011-11-24 05:14:40 PM  
It starts out edible and gets worse from there.

Much, much worse.
 
2011-11-24 05:39:57 PM  

Chariset: It starts out edible and gets worse from there.

Much, much worse.


I can't imagine it even being edible at first. Seriously.
 
2011-11-24 05:44:24 PM  
Mom used to make something called timbala. Basically it's cooked elbow noodles and sauce that gets baked in a bundt cake mold lined with prosciuto. Sauce on the side, was pretty good as I remember.
 
2011-11-24 05:44:42 PM  
I think it's funny that people come up with all of these fancy recipes for turkey. Turkey doesn't require anything besides a bit of salt and pepper. Link (new window)
skip to 2:49
 
2011-11-24 06:01:21 PM  

ski9600: I think it's funny that people come up with all of these fancy recipes for turkey. Turkey doesn't require anything besides a bit of salt and pepper. Link (new window)
skip to 2:49


No and no. Turkey requires constant basting with butter and then with the drippings. Your turkey sounds dry.

The problem with deep-fried turkey, although delicious, is that you have nothing to make gravy. How can you have dressing and turkey and garlic mashed (real & hand mashed) potatoes without gravy? What's the damn point??
 
2011-11-24 07:44:44 PM  
Dean Winchester is impressed
 
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