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NFA

2011-11-24 12:30:33 PM

"A wealthy Swedish businessman was surprised to learn on Wednesday that the grounds near his luxurious home appear to feature a giant penis visible only from the sky."

Clearly this could have only been perpetrated by very horny aliens!

Or

It's a sign from god that the end times are near. Since the bible says the voice of god would destroy any man who would hear it, clearly god is speaking with hieroglyphs to show us we're all farked. Bend over world here it comes!!!

Chariset

2011-11-24 12:37:08 PM

Is it a "giant penis" mystery, or a "giant" penis "mystery"?

b0rscht

2011-11-24 12:45:32 PM

I think it's the Jews, they also left a Star of David.

FirstNationalBastard

2011-11-24 01:41:08 PM

b0rscht: I think it's the Jews, they also left a Star of David.

Nah, the penis still has the tip.

Teknowaffle

2011-11-24 02:00:50 PM

That is just down the street from my sister in law.

In that area, something bad visible from a satellite when searching for a place to live is a deal breaker.

A very rich area of the country, and lower taxes than here in my shiattier suburb. You can imagine the demographic in Danderyd.

Dead for Tax Reasons

2011-11-24 02:28:06 PM

What a dick

LewDux

2011-11-24 03:14:05 PM

I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...

TheDirtyNacho

2011-11-24 03:17:03 PM

LewDux: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...

t3.gstatic.com

albuquerquehalsey

2011-11-24 03:17:18 PM

Approves

Get Lost

2011-11-24 03:26:09 PM

Upset about a penis? But not upset about the star? What a farked up world we live in.

/excuse me while I go and add some breasts to the some sport fields.
//And an Alien head too.
///And of course adding a penis, to make the rest get put in a lame news report.

Oznog

2011-11-24 03:26:54 PM

Never any giant vaginas. But probably because it's just harder to draw.

offmymeds

2011-11-24 03:31:38 PM

In other news: Bus driver in banana attack nightmare

thewisecracker.com

BurnShrike

2011-11-24 03:32:09 PM

Get Lost: Upset about a penis? But not upset about the star? What a farked up world we live in.

You know who else got upset about the Star of David?

MattyBlast

2011-11-24 03:38:10 PM

Dicks or it didn't happen.

minitrue noram

2011-11-24 03:39:36 PM

if they see that, your life would be worth less than a truckload of dead rats at a tampon factory

bossuniversalAA

2011-11-24 03:41:28 PM

b0rscht [TotalFark] Add Favorite User Quote 2011-11-24 12:45:32 PM Ignore User
I think it's the Jews, they also left a Star of David.

solved

Curse of the Goth Kids

2011-11-24 03:43:49 PM

I figured if anybody would understand me, it would be the Swedes. :(

Coming on a Bicycle

2011-11-24 03:47:24 PM

It was me. Sorry. I like to sunbathe naked sometimes.

Flragnararch

2011-11-24 03:51:50 PM

Rixel

2011-11-24 03:52:00 PM

Looks more like a MWTRWJW

emotion_lotion

2011-11-24 03:58:40 PM

How is this a mystery exactly?

-explanation alien teenagers

Fluorescent Testicle

2011-11-24 04:04:51 PM

Because this has never happened before, anywhere, much less to every single lawn on the planet.

smadge1

2011-11-24 04:05:54 PM

emotion_lotion: How is this a mystery exactly?

-explanation alien teenagers

alien teabaggers

Well, they are two well known symbols of the Jewish people, the Star of David and the circumcised penis.

bossuniversalAA

2011-11-24 04:06:16 PM

Jävla svenne jävlar!

ApeShaft

2011-11-24 04:26:49 PM

Sure as hell didn't baffle your mom....

whither_apophis

2011-11-24 04:29:16 PM

ApeShaft: Sure as hell didn't baffle your mom....

Subby's mom can hel... damn!

CygnusDarius

2011-11-24 04:32:47 PM

I'm sorry, I sleep in the nude and forgot to put on a robe to pick my newspaper.

bossuniversalAA

2011-11-24 04:41:40 PM

Milos Hattrick

2011-11-24 04:55:03 PM

ultraholland

2011-11-24 04:59:06 PM

Hassan Ben Sobr

2011-11-24 05:04:55 PM

Dwight_Yeast

2011-11-24 05:10:55 PM

Hassan Ben Sobr: [www.keegan.org image 640x480]

Man, the Park Service is doing a really shiatty job taking care of the grass on the National Mall.

dantheman195

2011-11-24 05:14:48 PM

Dwight_Yeast: Hassan Ben Sobr: [www.keegan.org image 640x480]

Man, the Park Service is doing a really shiatty job taking care of the grass on the National Mall.

Well you know, we do have a black president now

CygnusDarius

2011-11-24 05:22:04 PM

dantheman195: Dwight_Yeast: Hassan Ben Sobr: [www.keegan.org image 640x480]

Man, the Park Service is doing a really shiatty job taking care of the grass on the National Mall.

Well you know, we do have a black president now

Oh snap.

Right_Drumstick_Wacko

2011-11-24 05:51:38 PM

Slow news day? I am sure everybody was just BAFFLED. By this MYSTERY.

Baffled, I say!

Vigorous_Apathy

2011-11-24 07:11:39 PM

"Shultz is dead! Shultz is dead!"

my name my name is vanessa del rio

2011-11-24 07:24:54 PM

//would explain all the anal probing too

theborg1of4

2011-11-24 08:06:45 PM

Well someone should come clean over... er, never mind.

Rat

2011-11-24 09:09:50 PM

Ringo48

2011-11-24 09:29:31 PM

Reminds me of myself...

gravespinner

2011-11-24 09:53:36 PM

When life gets you down......

Cause I got the cure for all of my blues

Link (new window)

/great group

Neondistraction

2011-11-24 10:12:16 PM

Either a prank by teenagers, or the guy doesn't pay his landscaping crew enough.

redhook

2011-11-24 10:25:35 PM

Neondistraction: Either a prank by teenagers, or the guy doesn't pay his landscaping crew enough.

There's Mexicans in Sweden?

depmode98

2011-11-24 10:36:09 PM

it was that rain man Zuckerberg and his jews.

Also, why are balls always depicted in these things like side missiles, almost like they are an afterthought. The balls are just as important to the rendering as the shaft people.

saturn badger

2011-11-24 11:52:50 PM

Teknowaffle: That is just down the street from my sister in law.

In that area, something bad visible from a satellite when searching for a place to live is a deal breaker.

A very rich area of the country, and lower taxes than here in my shiattier suburb. You can imagine the demographic in Danderyd.

People actually do sat searches when buying property?

/the mind wobbles

Driver

2011-11-25 02:22:33 AM

So the question is: "Who gave this guy a mow-job?"

colithian

2011-11-25 09:45:29 AM

Dwight_Yeast: Hassan Ben Sobr: [www.keegan.org image 640x480]

Man, the Park Service is doing a really shiatty job taking care of the grass on the National Mall.

The grass around here always looks like that in winter.

Yes, it was taken in winter. I know this because if you look at the trees nearby, you'll see they're bare.

Thallone1

2011-11-25 12:18:59 PM

Link (new window)
Not graffiti, public works. Flood control device in fact.

redundantman

2011-11-25 12:26:16 PM

There's no mystery about it ... I was visiting Stockholm for the weekend ... jeez ...

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