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(The Local (Sweden)) Amusing "Giant penis mystery baffles Stockholm suburb"   (thelocal.se) divider line 49
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2011-11-24 12:30:33 PM
"A wealthy Swedish businessman was surprised to learn on Wednesday that the grounds near his luxurious home appear to feature a giant penis visible only from the sky."


Clearly this could have only been perpetrated by very horny aliens!

Or

It's a sign from god that the end times are near. Since the bible says the voice of god would destroy any man who would hear it, clearly god is speaking with hieroglyphs to show us we're all farked. Bend over world here it comes!!!
 
2011-11-24 12:37:08 PM
Is it a "giant penis" mystery, or a "giant" penis "mystery"?
 
2011-11-24 12:45:32 PM
I think it's the Jews, they also left a Star of David.
 
2011-11-24 01:41:08 PM
b0rscht: I think it's the Jews, they also left a Star of David.

Nah, the penis still has the tip.
 
2011-11-24 02:00:50 PM
That is just down the street from my sister in law.

In that area, something bad visible from a satellite when searching for a place to live is a deal breaker.

A very rich area of the country, and lower taxes than here in my shiattier suburb. You can imagine the demographic in Danderyd.
 
2011-11-24 02:28:06 PM
What a dick
 
2011-11-24 03:14:05 PM
I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...
 
2011-11-24 03:17:03 PM
LewDux: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...

t3.gstatic.com
 
2011-11-24 03:17:18 PM
topographies.files.wordpress.com

Approves
 
2011-11-24 03:26:09 PM
Upset about a penis? But not upset about the star? What a farked up world we live in.

/excuse me while I go and add some breasts to the some sport fields.
//And an Alien head too.
///And of course adding a penis, to make the rest get put in a lame news report.
 
2011-11-24 03:26:54 PM
Never any giant vaginas. But probably because it's just harder to draw.
 
2011-11-24 03:31:38 PM
In other news: Bus driver in banana attack nightmare

thewisecracker.com
 
2011-11-24 03:32:09 PM
Get Lost: Upset about a penis? But not upset about the star? What a farked up world we live in.

You know who else got upset about the Star of David?
 
2011-11-24 03:38:10 PM
Dicks or it didn't happen.
 
2011-11-24 03:39:36 PM
if they see that, your life would be worth less than a truckload of dead rats at a tampon factory
 
2011-11-24 03:41:28 PM
i796.photobucket.com


b0rscht [TotalFark] Add Favorite User Quote 2011-11-24 12:45:32 PM Ignore User
I think it's the Jews, they also left a Star of David.


solved
 
2011-11-24 03:43:49 PM
I figured if anybody would understand me, it would be the Swedes. :(
 
2011-11-24 03:47:24 PM
It was me. Sorry. I like to sunbathe naked sometimes.
 
2011-11-24 03:51:50 PM
imgs.xkcd.com
 
2011-11-24 03:52:00 PM
Looks more like a MWTRWJW
 
2011-11-24 03:58:40 PM
How is this a mystery exactly?

-explanation alien teenagers
 
2011-11-24 04:04:51 PM
Because this has never happened before, anywhere, much less to every single lawn on the planet.
 
2011-11-24 04:05:54 PM
emotion_lotion: How is this a mystery exactly?

-explanation alien teenagers


alien teabaggers

Well, they are two well known symbols of the Jewish people, the Star of David and the circumcised penis.
 
2011-11-24 04:06:16 PM
Jävla svenne jävlar!
 
2011-11-24 04:26:49 PM
Sure as hell didn't baffle your mom....
 
2011-11-24 04:29:16 PM
ApeShaft: Sure as hell didn't baffle your mom....

Subby's mom can hel... damn!
 
2011-11-24 04:32:47 PM
I'm sorry, I sleep in the nude and forgot to put on a robe to pick my newspaper.
 
2011-11-24 04:41:40 PM
i796.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-24 04:55:03 PM
natnemeton.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-11-24 04:59:06 PM
www.heahea.org
 
2011-11-24 05:04:55 PM
www.keegan.org
 
2011-11-24 05:10:55 PM
Hassan Ben Sobr: [www.keegan.org image 640x480]

Man, the Park Service is doing a really shiatty job taking care of the grass on the National Mall.
 
2011-11-24 05:14:48 PM
Dwight_Yeast: Hassan Ben Sobr: [www.keegan.org image 640x480]

Man, the Park Service is doing a really shiatty job taking care of the grass on the National Mall.


Well you know, we do have a black president now
 
2011-11-24 05:22:04 PM
dantheman195: Dwight_Yeast: Hassan Ben Sobr: [www.keegan.org image 640x480]

Man, the Park Service is doing a really shiatty job taking care of the grass on the National Mall.

Well you know, we do have a black president now


Oh snap.
 
2011-11-24 05:51:38 PM
Slow news day? I am sure everybody was just BAFFLED. By this MYSTERY.

Baffled, I say!
 
2011-11-24 07:11:39 PM
"Shultz is dead! Shultz is dead!"
 
2011-11-24 07:24:54 PM
i732.photobucket.com

//would explain all the anal probing too
 
2011-11-24 08:06:45 PM
Well someone should come clean over... er, never mind.
 
Rat
2011-11-24 09:09:50 PM
www.snert.com

© The Swedish mohel
 
2011-11-24 09:29:31 PM
Reminds me of myself...
 
2011-11-24 09:53:36 PM
When life gets you down......

Cause I got the cure for all of my blues

Link (new window)

/great group
 
2011-11-24 10:12:16 PM
Either a prank by teenagers, or the guy doesn't pay his landscaping crew enough.
 
2011-11-24 10:25:35 PM
Neondistraction: Either a prank by teenagers, or the guy doesn't pay his landscaping crew enough.

There's Mexicans in Sweden?
 
2011-11-24 10:36:09 PM
www.blogcdn.com

it was that rain man Zuckerberg and his jews.

Also, why are balls always depicted in these things like side missiles, almost like they are an afterthought. The balls are just as important to the rendering as the shaft people.
 
2011-11-24 11:52:50 PM
Teknowaffle: That is just down the street from my sister in law.

In that area, something bad visible from a satellite when searching for a place to live is a deal breaker.

A very rich area of the country, and lower taxes than here in my shiattier suburb. You can imagine the demographic in Danderyd.


People actually do sat searches when buying property?

/the mind wobbles
 
2011-11-25 02:22:33 AM
So the question is: "Who gave this guy a mow-job?"
 
2011-11-25 09:45:29 AM
Dwight_Yeast: Hassan Ben Sobr: [www.keegan.org image 640x480]

Man, the Park Service is doing a really shiatty job taking care of the grass on the National Mall.


The grass around here always looks like that in winter.

Yes, it was taken in winter. I know this because if you look at the trees nearby, you'll see they're bare.
 
2011-11-25 12:18:59 PM
Link (new window)
Not graffiti, public works. Flood control device in fact.
 
2011-11-25 12:26:16 PM
There's no mystery about it ... I was visiting Stockholm for the weekend ... jeez ...
 
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