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(UPI) Silly Family decides to spare life of oyster they found because it had shapes on its shell arranged to look like a human face. Article does not say if it also resembled a bearded clam   (upi.com) divider line 34
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phlegmmo [TotalFark]
2011-11-24 10:39:55 AM
The lesson to all animals is: Hurry up and evolve a human face and we may choose not to eat you.
 
miss diminutive
2011-11-24 10:47:12 AM
phlegmmo: The lesson to all animals is: Hurry up and evolve a human face and we may choose not to eat you.

students.wsc.ma.edu

It's been done.
 
phlegmmo [TotalFark]
2011-11-24 11:00:38 AM
...family has decided to make the creature, which they named Rockefeller, a special guest at Thanksgiving dinner...

Rockefeller? They should have named it Pearl or something else innocuous. Naming an oyster Rockefeller is like naming a pet steer Wellington.
 
FloydA [TotalFark]
2011-11-24 12:14:58 PM
Something seems to be missing from that article...

SRSLY, UPI, if the entire point of the article is about what something looks like, include a fsrking picture of it! How hard is that?
 
You Cant Explain That [TotalFark]
2011-11-24 12:24:34 PM
I can't believe it's not Jesus
 
MONSTERTRUCK
2011-11-24 01:38:25 PM
Somebody say "bearded clam"?

http://media.fakeposters.com/results/2009/07/17/yv80ky455a.jpg
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LewDux
2011-11-24 01:39:43 PM
miss diminutive: phlegmmo: The lesson to all animals is: Hurry up and evolve a human face and we may choose not to eat you.

[students.wsc.ma.edu image 277x220]

It's been done.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
MooseUpNorth
2011-11-24 01:39:54 PM
Really slow news day. What, no GOP debate last night? Cain and Perry take the night off or something?
 
Gordon Bennett
2011-11-24 01:43:25 PM
miss diminutive: phlegmmo: The lesson to all animals is: Hurry up and evolve a human face and we may choose not to eat you.

[students.wsc.ma.edu image 277x220]

It's been done.

Ah, evolution through artificial selection. GIRFUY creationist scum.
 
erveek
2011-11-24 01:43:58 PM
LewDux: miss diminutive: phlegmmo: The lesson to all animals is: Hurry up and evolve a human face and we may choose not to eat you.

[students.wsc.ma.edu image 277x220]

It's been done.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 300x210]

"Whatever happened to Ziggy?"
 
jmadisonbiii
2011-11-24 01:46:09 PM
MONSTERTRUCK: Somebody say "bearded clam"?

http://media.fakeposters.com/results/2009/07/17/yv80ky455a.jpg
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blog.ten.com
 
bearded clamorer
2011-11-24 01:47:53 PM
That's no oyster, that's my sister.
 
boobsrgood [TotalFark]
2011-11-24 01:50:02 PM
MooseUpNorth: Really slow news day. What, no GOP debate last night? Cain and Perry take the night off or something?

You know what this thread really needs? Bipartisanship!

i242.photobucket.com
 
buckler [TotalFark]
2011-11-24 01:54:06 PM
miss diminutive: phlegmmo: The lesson to all animals is: Hurry up and evolve a human face and we may choose not to eat you.

[students.wsc.ma.edu image 277x220]

It's been done.

Came either for that, or to do it. Leaving satisfied.
 
sleep lack
2011-11-24 01:55:57 PM
www.wired.com
Approves (new window)
 
buckler [TotalFark]
2011-11-24 01:56:36 PM
boobsrgood: MooseUpNorth: Really slow news day. What, no GOP debate last night? Cain and Perry take the night off or something?

You know what this thread really needs? Bipartisanship!

[i242.photobucket.com image 600x480]

Mom must be so proud. *shudder*
 
brantgoose [TotalFark]
2011-11-24 02:01:25 PM
I was going to say that there's a species of crab in Japanese waters that often has markings that look like a human face. The crab illustrated above is not that species. It is another species. Because the fishermen often spare crabs with the face-like markings, they may well be breeding more successfully.

That's evolution for you. Pointless but profitable, like infomercials or tele-evangelists.
 
Wiggins Hat
2011-11-24 02:08:57 PM
FloydA: Something seems to be missing from that article...

SRSLY, UPI, if the entire point of the article is about what something looks like, include a fsrking picture of it! How hard is that?

THIS! Article is useless without pic.
 
rebelyell2006
2011-11-24 02:12:52 PM
MONSTERTRUCK: Somebody say "bearded clam"?

http://media.fakeposters.com/results/2009/07/17/yv80ky455a.jpg
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I see they still haven't returned your hotlinking privileges.
 
rico567
2011-11-24 02:24:18 PM
miss diminutive: phlegmmo: The lesson to all animals is: Hurry up and evolve a human face and we may choose not to eat you.

[students.wsc.ma.edu image 277x220]

It's been done.

Thank you for saving me the time it would take to explain this. A picture, etc.
 
Judy Jetson
2011-11-24 02:41:20 PM
MooseUpNorth:I hate you so much right now!
 
1000 Ways to Dye
2011-11-24 02:44:31 PM
brantgoose: I was going to say that there's a species of crab in Japanese waters that often has markings that look like a human face. The crab illustrated above is not that species. It is another species. Because the fishermen often spare crabs with the face-like markings, they may well be breeding more successfully.

That's evolution for you. Pointless but profitable, like infomercials or tele-evangelists.

You're speaking of the heike crab, and yes, the crab displayed above is one of them.
 
WeenerGord
2011-11-24 02:50:15 PM
sleep lack: [www.wired.com image 320x260]
Approves (new window)

Yoo-munzsss....
 
MoronLessOff
2011-11-24 03:02:13 PM
 
Alien Robot
2011-11-24 03:53:52 PM
FloydA: Something seems to be missing from that article...

SRSLY, UPI, if the entire point of the article is about what something looks like, include a fsrking picture of it! How hard is that?

Your Google-fu must be weak. It was easy to find these two with a simple query for "Eva Carbonaro oyster".

i.imgur.comi.imgur.com
 
FloydA [TotalFark]
2011-11-24 04:09:14 PM
Alien Robot: FloydA: Something seems to be missing from that article...

SRSLY, UPI, if the entire point of the article is about what something looks like, include a fsrking picture of it! How hard is that?

Your Google-fu must be weak. It was easy to find these two with a simple query for "Eva Carbonaro oyster".

[i.imgur.com image 315x275][i.imgur.com image 420x275]

Yeah, but my point is that readers shouldn't have to do that. If a journalist writes a story about the appearance of an object, the journalist should include a picture. It's not as if cameras are difficult to come by, after all.
 
bugontherug
2011-11-24 04:29:58 PM
FloydA: Something seems to be missing from that article...

SRSLY, UPI, if the entire point of the article is about what something looks like, include a fsrking picture of it! How hard is that?

Embiggened for truth. I'm sorry I clicked the link. When I realized there was no picture, I decided the article wasn't worth reading. How stupid do you have to be?
 
WeenerGord
2011-11-24 04:45:38 PM
i.imgur.com

GReat googly moogly!
 
Prof. Frink
2011-11-24 05:17:14 PM
Bearded clam you say?

Link (new window)
 
buckler [TotalFark]
2011-11-24 05:34:16 PM
jmadisonbiii: MONSTERTRUCK: Somebody say "bearded clam"?

http://media.fakeposters.com/results/2009/07/17/yv80ky455a.jpg
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[blog.ten.com image 438x296]

I think I went out with her.
 
Jeraldine Ratkin
2011-11-24 05:57:34 PM
+1 for the people biatching about the article about something visual without a pic. I hate on people who make me waste my time. The content of the article IS IN THE HEADLINE. I clicked FOR THE PIC.

/that is all
 
Day_Old_Dutchie
2011-11-24 09:50:22 PM
 
Penguin_named_Nori
2011-11-25 03:01:14 AM
i.imgur.com

Lord, they even look alike.
 
RatMaster999
2011-11-25 03:52:21 AM
LewDux: miss diminutive: phlegmmo: The lesson to all animals is: Hurry up and evolve a human face and we may choose not to eat you.

[students.wsc.ma.edu image 277x220]

It's been done.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 300x210]

thewolfmancometh.files.wordpress.com
 
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