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(Bitten and Bound) Cool Kirk Douglas was dishing turkey dinner at the Los Angeles Mission yesterday. Dare we suggest that 94 never looked so good? (pics)   (bittenandbound.com) divider line 58
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2011-11-24 10:29:04 AM
Leave it to Kim Kardashin to try and steal his spotlight. Whore.
 
2011-11-24 10:41:17 AM
His magnificent chin dimple abides.
 
2011-11-24 10:41:25 AM
I don't need some coont who spent $10 million on a wedding as a publicity stunt to lecture me on "paying it forward"

Whore.
 
2011-11-24 10:41:33 AM
NewportBarGuy: Leave it to Kim Kardashin to try and steal his spotlight. Whore.

This

Also, Kirk Douglas is the last of the true tough guys in Hollywood. The "tough" bunch they have now are nothing more than a figment of some PR stunt gone wrong. Good for him and fark the rest of the look at me attention whores.

//older
///off my lawn
 
2011-11-24 10:47:32 AM
Legendary star Kirk Douglas. Beautiful and talented actress Zoe Saldana. Lovely and likable actress Jennifer Love Hewitt. And Kim Kardashian.
 
2011-11-24 10:52:18 AM
NewportBarGuy: Leave it to Kim Kardashin to try and steal his spotlight. Whore.

In all honesty I don't even think Kirk Douglas knows who she is.
 
2011-11-24 10:53:34 AM
Aquadyne: I don't need some coont who spent $10 million on a wedding as a publicity stunt to lecture me on "paying it forward"

Whore.


Win.
 
2011-11-24 10:59:40 AM
Dear Kim;

Contribute something to society or fark off.

Kirk-keep being awesome.


LMS.
 
2011-11-24 11:01:15 AM
the_celt: NewportBarGuy: Leave it to Kim Kardashin to try and steal his spotlight. Whore.
This

Also, Kirk Douglas is the last of the true tough guys in Hollywood. The "tough" bunch they have now are nothing more than a figment of some PR stunt gone wrong. Good for him and fark the rest of the look at me attention whores.
//older
///off my lawn


love this movie
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092105/ (new window)
 
2011-11-24 11:01:59 AM
dammit, why does that never work
 
2011-11-24 11:03:42 AM
NewportBarGuy: Leave it to Kim Kardashin to try and steal his spotlight. Whore.

She never turns down an opportunity for free publicity. Biggest attention whore on the planet.
 
2011-11-24 11:19:00 AM
AcneVulgaris: His magnificent chin dimple abides.

Hell yeah. He was(and for 94, I guess still is) a manly looking man. Even Bruce Campbell must bow to that jawline.
 
2011-11-24 11:19:58 AM
Get that gutter slut Kardashian away from that Hollywood treasure immediately! She might give him the herp.
 
2011-11-24 11:23:06 AM
Looks like he found himself 3 lovely helpers.. I wouldn't turn them away.
 
2011-11-24 11:26:48 AM
Its awesome that he is still helping others at his age, but it is sad he forgot that thanksgiving always falls on a Thursday, not wednesday
 
2011-11-24 11:27:08 AM
NYRBill: the_celt: NewportBarGuy: Leave it to Kim Kardashin to try and steal his spotlight. Whore.
This

Also, Kirk Douglas is the last of the true tough guys in Hollywood. The "tough" bunch they have now are nothing more than a figment of some PR stunt gone wrong. Good for him and fark the rest of the look at me attention whores.
//older
///off my lawn

love this movie
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092105/ (new window)



Probably the best movie ever (new window)
 
2011-11-24 11:28:44 AM
And how many hungry can be fed carving up Kim's big ass?
 
2011-11-24 11:33:24 AM
Robert1966: Beautiful and talented actress Zoe Saldana.

The possibility of being served food by Zoe Saldana almost makes me wish I was homeless.
 
2011-11-24 11:33:34 AM
Walker: NewportBarGuy: Leave it to Kim Kardashin to try and steal his spotlight. Whore.

She never turns down an opportunity for free publicity. Biggest attention whore on the planet.


she's saving the world anonymously, and making sure everyone knows it
 
2011-11-24 11:48:50 AM
Robert1966: Legendary star Kirk Douglas. Beautiful and talented actress Zoe Saldana. Lovely and likable actress Jennifer Love Hewitt. And Kim Kardashian.

*giggle*
 
2011-11-24 11:52:27 AM
Kirk Douglas insisted on doing a nude fight scene in his 60s in Saturn 3, a post-Alien, me-too sci-fi/horror flick. Kim Kardashian is an attention whore.

/love Saturn 3.
 
2011-11-24 11:52:45 AM
LegacyDL: In all honesty I don't even think Kirk Douglas knows who she is.

Lucky him.
 
2011-11-24 11:55:53 AM
But i'd let these three serve me any day.

www.bittenandbound.com
 
2011-11-24 11:58:01 AM
NewportBarGuy: Leave it to Kim Kardashin that thing to try and steal his spotlight. Whore.

I am no longer using her name. Hence forth, if I have to refer to her for any reason, she shall be known as "that thing." Please note the lack of caps.
 
2011-11-24 12:10:41 PM
The way he's smiling, I would say he got a handful of that a~~

way to go KD!
 
2011-11-24 12:49:30 PM
That picture of Kirk with the Kardashian thing would be a lot better if he was driving a trident through her attention-whore neck.
 
2011-11-24 12:52:53 PM
Weird I keep thinking he's dead and being shocked when there's an article about him.
 
2011-11-24 12:54:43 PM
the_celt: NewportBarGuy: Leave it to Kim Kardashin to try and steal his spotlight. Whore.

This

Also, Kirk Douglas is the last of the true tough guys in Hollywood. The "tough" bunch they have now are nothing more than a figment of some PR stunt gone wrong. Good for him and fark the rest of the look at me attention whores.

//older
///off my lawn


Kirk Douglas: He doesn't tell have to tell you to get off his lawn, you do it of your own accord.
 
2011-11-24 12:55:25 PM
Rwa2play:

Kirk Douglas: He doesn't have to tell you to get off his lawn, you do it of your own accord.


FTFM.
 
2011-11-24 12:59:29 PM
Jeez, Blair Underwood hasn't aged at all since L.A. Law.
 
2011-11-24 01:17:10 PM
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Get that gutter slut Kardashian away from that Hollywood treasure immediately! She might give him the herp.

I lol'd.
 
2011-11-24 01:32:46 PM
The man's been my hero since I read The Ragman's Son in the 7th grade. He's also a great author and a funny guy. Really wish we had more old people like him.
 
2011-11-24 01:50:26 PM
I read an article that called Kim a `reality trash celebutante' - a fitting moniker.
 
2011-11-24 01:50:30 PM
NYRBill: love this movie
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092105/ (new window)


Damn! Have to spend the rest of my day off looking for a copy.

/Thanks for the reminder though.
 
2011-11-24 01:51:25 PM
Mad Mark: But i'd let these three serve me any day.

[www.bittenandbound.com image 500x348]


Two outta three aint bad.
 
2011-11-24 02:19:16 PM
NewportBarGuy: Leave it to Kim Kardashin to try and steal his spotlight. Whore.

And f*ck u subby for including her
 
2011-11-24 02:24:52 PM
Tsar_Bomba1: NewportBarGuy: Leave it to Kim Kardashin to try and steal his spotlight. Whore.

And f*ck u subby for including her


Not subby's fault. Kimmy probably smelled the camera from 3 counties over and came a running. Just looking through the other pictures tells you who came to help and who came to whore.
 
2011-11-24 02:34:44 PM
the_celt: NewportBarGuy: Leave it to Kim Kardashin to try and steal his spotlight. Whore.

This

Also, Kirk Douglas is the last of the true tough guys in Hollywood. The "tough" bunch they have now are nothing more than a figment of some PR stunt gone wrong. Good for him and fark the rest of the look at me attention whores.

//older
///off my lawn


I don't know about that. We have plenty of pretty boys now, but there are still tough guys out there. Mickey Rourke, Christian Bale, even Leonardo DiCaprio (despite looking twelve) can be gruff and could beat someone's ass into the ground.
 
2011-11-24 03:05:32 PM
NewportBarGuy: Leave it to Kim Kardashin to try and steal his spotlight. Whore.

He should have punched her in her ass until she lost her reality TV powers, if one man could do it, then its Kirk Douglas.

I find it amazing that she was even invited, all those actresses and one attention whore that has zero talent outside of being able to produce cellulite in her ass.

FerneJohn: I don't know about that. We have plenty of pretty boys now, but there are still tough guys out there. Mickey Rourke, Christian Bale, even Leonardo DiCaprio (despite looking twelve) can be gruff and could beat someone's ass into the ground.

Compared to Kirk Douglas they are all pussies.
 
2011-11-24 03:14:23 PM
HOW DARE THAT WOMAN DO SOMETHING NICE FOR ANOTHER PERSON.

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.
 
2011-11-24 03:19:16 PM
www.bittenandbound.com

I never realized before just what a large melon Kim has on her shoulders.
 
2011-11-24 04:00:04 PM
wrenchboy: NYRBill: the_celt: NewportBarGuy: Leave it to Kim Kardashin to try and steal his spotlight. Whore.
This

Also, Kirk Douglas is the last of the true tough guys in Hollywood. The "tough" bunch they have now are nothing more than a figment of some PR stunt gone wrong. Good for him and fark the rest of the look at me attention whores.
//older
///off my lawn

love this movie
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092105/ (new window)


Probably the best movie ever (new window)


This one has my vote.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0058576/ (new window)
 
2011-11-24 04:03:13 PM
Oops
Link (new window)
 
2011-11-24 05:07:32 PM
DeaH: NewportBarGuy: Leave it to Kim Kardashin that thing to try and steal his spotlight. Whore.

I am no longer using her name. Hence forth, if I have to refer to her for any reason, she shall be known as "that thing." Please note the lack of caps.


scruffy_second.jpg
 
2011-11-24 05:10:36 PM
FTFA:

If you were inclined to think that the aging Douglas was merely there for the photo op ... think again. Note the latex gloves on his hands.

So ... he's gonna fist those broads?
 
2011-11-24 05:15:15 PM
CaptainFatass: FTFA:

If you were inclined to think that the aging Douglas was merely there for the photo op ... think again. Note the latex gloves on his hands.

So ... he's gonna fist those broads?


Well, he did have a stroke....
 
2011-11-24 05:50:24 PM
Nothing against Kirk Douglas, but seriously? The guy has look like he's had one foot in the grave for the last decade.

I also find celebrities volunteering an hour of their time to serve meals to the homeless, and turning the whole thing into a photo-op, to be the height of cynicism.

If these people really gave a damn about making a difference in their community, they could donate 10% of their salary to food banks. That would still leave them will millions in income, and also greatly help food banks which are experiencing a nationwide shortage of food because of rise prices.
 
2011-11-24 05:57:18 PM
www.bittenandbound.com
God, I want J.Luv. I'll take Zoë for desert, and Kim can go get the deli and fruit trays.
 
2011-11-24 06:18:46 PM
NewportBarGuy: Leave it to Kim Kardashin that thing to try and steal his spotlight. Whore.

No, that's not it. He just pissed himself. She's hanging around because she likes the smell.
 
2011-11-24 06:21:11 PM
NewportBarGuy: Leave it to Kim Kardashin to try and steal his spotlight. Whore.

Beat me to it.
 
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