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(Daily Mail) Ironic Couple has cow-themed wedding, including tractor, and roast beef for dinner. Oh, now we see why   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 38
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vudukungfu
2011-11-24 11:14:07 AM
She looks bovine.
 
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat
2011-11-24 11:24:49 AM
I'd milk her.
 
2wolves [TotalFark]
2011-11-24 12:09:47 PM
Don't pick on the TEXANS, they might panic and stampede.
 
FloydA [TotalFark]
2011-11-24 12:21:11 PM
You lie, subby! They didn't have tractor and roast beef for dinner.

The article very clearly states that they had a herd of cattle and roast beef for dinner.

Big eaters, I guess.
 
gopher321
2011-11-24 12:28:34 PM
When they go upstairs for the honeymoon, would you say they're advancing to the cow level?

/got nuthin'
 
Dead for Tax Reasons [TotalFark]
2011-11-24 12:36:23 PM
Cowabunga dude
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-11-24 12:59:53 PM
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I'd milk her.

I'd pork her.
 
jmr61 [TotalFark]
2011-11-24 01:27:07 PM
True butterface
 
reverendstrife [TotalFark]
2011-11-24 01:27:25 PM
It was a mooving ceremony.
 
mikalmd
2011-11-24 01:31:48 PM
She is a heifer....
 
JerkyMeat
2011-11-24 01:32:12 PM
Her legs are more like elephant legs than cow.
 
SevenYearHawk
2011-11-24 01:32:28 PM
So ... apparently rednecks aren't just indigenous to the United States?
 
Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus
2011-11-24 01:39:11 PM
I bet he had a wedding night roast beef snack, if you know what I mean yuk yuk ;)
 
Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired
2011-11-24 01:40:12 PM
She's beefy, I'd eat her.
 
Ed Willy
2011-11-24 01:44:42 PM
SevenYearHawk: So ... apparently rednecks aren't just indigenous to the United States?

They came over on the MayFlower, but with no natural predators, they invaded and flourished on the continent.
 
Primum
2011-11-24 01:45:32 PM
SevenYearHawk: So ... apparently rednecks aren't just indigenous to the United States?

Are you kidding?

Combine Harvester (new window)
 
Espertron
2011-11-24 01:50:07 PM
www.fogu.com

Got nothin'
 
justafarkingchef
2011-11-24 02:06:43 PM
Beef curtains. That is all.
 
Ed Willy
2011-11-24 02:10:17 PM
So apparently Gary Larson got into wedding planning. Good to see he's kept busy in retirement.

holycows.webs.com
 
tarheel07
2011-11-24 02:10:18 PM
Followed by a hot beef injection
 
whither_apophis
2011-11-24 02:11:41 PM
Is the mother-in-law an insane old woman with an udder fixation?
 
andrewagill
2011-11-24 02:49:11 PM
whither_apophis: Is the mother-in-law an insane old woman with an udder fixation?

No. The mother is Hugh Laurie.

/How appropriate. He acts like a cow.
 
Focusin
2011-11-24 02:55:35 PM
JESUS CHRIST WHAT A HIDEOUS BEAST OF A WOMAN

Grow up, Farktards. She's pretty normal-looking.
 
Oysterman
2011-11-24 03:02:59 PM
mlkshk.com

Also don't think she looks that bad.
/or rather was expecting much, much worse
 
pion
2011-11-24 03:09:18 PM
Only 2wolves: Don't pick on the TEXANS, they might panic and stampede.

Only two types there, steers and queers.
 
patagoniantoothfish
2011-11-24 03:17:08 PM
Only on the weding night do they discover, cows can't walk _down_ stairs...
 
mookow69
2011-11-24 04:19:54 PM
I am getting a kick, etc.
 
The Silence of the Clowns
2011-11-24 04:25:13 PM
I can't tell if you guys are for real or not....she's a perfectly normal sized woman. I'm seriously confused. Bovine? Huh?
 
Harry_Seldon
2011-11-24 04:30:12 PM
creditsuit.org

//Cows wed fun
 
Dogsbody
2011-11-24 05:35:18 PM
It looked to me like a pretty normal wedding that just had some cow-themed accents for the photos and reception. That makes sense. The guy is a beef farmer, after all. More power to 'em. Probably some pretty good roast beef at the reception as well.
 
Allen. The end.
2011-11-24 05:47:52 PM
They look happy; good for them!

As long as they don't dress the kids up as cows for holiday photos...
 
buckler [TotalFark]
2011-11-24 05:47:55 PM
Dogsbody: It looked to me like a pretty normal wedding that just had some cow-themed accents for the photos and reception. That makes sense. The guy is a beef farmer, after all. More power to 'em. Probably some pretty good roast beef at the reception as well.

Or for him, later. At least the curtains.
 
Dictatorial_Flair
2011-11-24 06:35:02 PM
Ed Willy: SevenYearHawk: So ... apparently rednecks aren't just indigenous to the United States?

They came over on the MayFlower, but with no natural predators, they invaded and flourished on the continent.

Tee hee.
 
colithian
2011-11-24 06:42:56 PM
That's, erm, not ironic subby. That's incredibly appropriate considering they're cattle ranchers.
 
Smeggy Smurf
2011-11-24 07:14:12 PM
She looks like a typical cattle rancher.

/save a cow eat a cowgirl
 
Shadyman
2011-11-24 09:35:28 PM
www.muckrock.com
 
chaddsfarkprefect
2011-11-24 09:44:12 PM
FTFA: 'Mike joked to all his mates he was only taking me to Hereford for the honeymoon. Which of course he was, but the one in the U.S. thank goodness!'



Just how bad is the Hereford over there? I hope the same thing doesn't happen with Camden, or Jersey in general for that matter.
 
SevenYearHawk
2011-11-25 12:09:24 AM
Ed Willy: SevenYearHawk: So ... apparently rednecks aren't just indigenous to the United States?

They came over on the MayFlower, but with no natural predators, they invaded and flourished on the continent.

Brilliant!
 
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