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AverageAmericanGuy
2011-11-24 06:51:25 AM
She's kinda got a Miley Cyrus thing going on.

Cars honked and men whistled and shouted cat-calls at the woman as she held up her sign, wearing red pumps, a white bikini top and blue bikini bottom - the nation's colors, she said, to represent military personnel coming home.

Yes, right. Because that has fark all to do with your dog...

The "freezing" and "fasting" text on the board seemed out of place. Is she freezing? Is she fasting?

And then how did she not get ticketed for creating a nuisance?
 
wildcardjack
2011-11-24 06:52:01 AM
Could have gone much much worse.

www.russell2112.com
 
JackalRabbit
2011-11-24 06:59:03 AM
AverageAmericanGuy: And then how did she not get ticketed for creating a nuisance?

bikini
 
Grables'Daughter [TotalFark]
2011-11-24 06:59:22 AM
Attention Whores are the worst.
 
Mattyb710
2011-11-24 07:05:36 AM
Grables'Daughter: Attention Whores are the worst.

Fine....I'll set it up...

www.mediabistro.com
 
Savage Belief
2011-11-24 07:11:45 AM
Wait. White bikini top, blue bikini bottom and red pumps. White, blue and red are FRENCH colors YOU UN'MURICAN WHORE!!!1
 
bigportjimmy6
2011-11-24 07:12:21 AM
Mattyb710: Grables'Daughter: Attention Whores are the worst.

Fine....I'll set it up...

[www.mediabistro.com image 300x224]

Ding.......no more calls please We have a winner.
 
JackCrockett
2011-11-24 07:13:18 AM
Is the dog's name titswiggle
 
Savage Belief
2011-11-24 07:15:48 AM
Grables'Daughter: Attention Whores are the worst.

I agree. Absolute worst. It's a good thing you're not like that GD.

/Wink wink
//Nudge nudge
 
Pants full of macaroni!! [TotalFark]
2011-11-24 07:22:26 AM
Savage Belief: Wait. White bikini top, blue bikini bottom and red pumps. White, blue and red are FRENCH colors YOU UN'MURICAN WHORE!!!1

No way. In that order, they're RUSSIAN colors. She's a freakin' commie!
 
Freakin Rican
2011-11-24 07:22:46 AM
Mattyb710: Grables'Daughter: Attention Whores are the worst.

Fine....I'll set it up...

[www.mediabistro.com image 300x224]

lol OH SNAP!!
 
Grables'Daughter [TotalFark]
2011-11-24 07:23:38 AM
bigportjimmy6: Mattyb710: Grables'Daughter: Attention Whores are the worst.

Fine....I'll set it up...

[www.mediabistro.com image 300x224]

Ding.......no more calls please We have a winner.

i947.photobucket.com
 
IAAl
2011-11-24 07:25:01 AM
Desperate and in a bikini, I like where this is going.
 
miss diminutive
2011-11-24 07:25:16 AM
If I lost my dog I'd be out wearing a dress made from Beggin' Strips and leather chew toys, not a bikini.
 
Grables'Daughter [TotalFark]
2011-11-24 07:25:56 AM
After watching the video I was reminded of this:

southparkstudios-intl.mtvnimages.com
 
Grables'Daughter [TotalFark]
2011-11-24 07:26:53 AM
miss diminutive: If I lost my dog I'd be out wearing a dress made from Beggin' Strips and leather chew toys, not a bikini.

Do you have such a dress?
 
Freakin Rican
2011-11-24 07:27:23 AM
miss diminutive: If I lost my dog I'd be out wearing a dress made from Beggin' Strips and leather chew toys, not a bikini.

now that i wanna see
 
Pants full of macaroni!! [TotalFark]
2011-11-24 07:33:31 AM
miss diminutive: If I lost my dog I'd be out wearing a dress made from Beggin' Strips and leather chew toys, not a bikini.

*zzzzip*

Go on.....
 
Pugdaddyk
2011-11-24 07:33:53 AM
Yo quiero Taco Bell!
Maybe there was a job opening. Check the nearest Bell and see if the sinister little mutt is there.

/I'd hit it....and so would you.
 
miss diminutive
2011-11-24 07:34:17 AM
Grables'Daughter: miss diminutive: If I lost my dog I'd be out wearing a dress made from Beggin' Strips and leather chew toys, not a bikini.

Do you have such a dress?

No, but I'm starting to think I should patent the idea.

/©, 2011
 
BarbadoSlim
2011-11-24 07:36:10 AM
This cleaning person really has an overly optimistic body image.

She needs to lose some weight.
 
Grables'Daughter [TotalFark]
2011-11-24 07:37:25 AM
miss diminutive: Grables'Daughter: miss diminutive: If I lost my dog I'd be out wearing a dress made from Beggin' Strips and leather chew toys, not a bikini.

Do you have such a dress?

No, but I'm starting to think I should patent the idea.

/©, 2011

Maybe a bikini made of Beggin' Strips and leather chew toys?

/just a thought
 
turboke
2011-11-24 07:40:11 AM
Grables'Daughter: bigportjimmy6: Mattyb710: Grables'Daughter: Attention Whores are the worst.

Fine....I'll set it up...

[www.mediabistro.com image 300x224]

Ding.......no more calls please We have a winner.

[i947.photobucket.com image 320x240]

I love your apostrophe!

/wink wink
//nudge nudge
 
Freakin Rican
2011-11-24 07:43:17 AM
miss diminutive: Grables'Daughter: miss diminutive: If I lost my dog I'd be out wearing a dress made from Beggin' Strips and leather chew toys, not a bikini.

Do you have such a dress?

No, but I'm starting to think I should patent the idea.

/©, 2011

i would just eat.....the dress up
 
CaptainWes [TotalFark]
2011-11-24 07:46:17 AM
Grables'Daughter: miss diminutive: Grables'Daughter: miss diminutive: If I lost my dog I'd be out wearing a dress made from Beggin' Strips and leather chew toys, not a bikini.

Do you have such a dress?

No, but I'm starting to think I should patent the idea.

/©, 2011

Maybe a bikini made of Beggin' Strips and leather chew toys?

/just a thought

That's where I was going.
 
LemonYellowSun
2011-11-24 07:49:19 AM
It may not help her find her dog but she's welcome to use my bone.
 
Brawsters_Millions
2011-11-24 07:50:10 AM
awww, a bikini thread finally something to relieve the tedium of work!

/too early to say EIP?
 
JackalRabbit
2011-11-24 07:50:33 AM
The harsh reality here is that this "rat dog" is most likley coyote food after 3 months.

/or by now, coyote feces
 
Grables'Daughter [TotalFark]
2011-11-24 07:58:26 AM
Brawsters_Millions: awww, a bikini thread finally something to relieve the tedium of work!

/too early to say EIP?

ninjamonkey.us

I believe this girl has also lost her dog.
 
Interceptor1
2011-11-24 08:09:47 AM
I hit it. Left an impression on the front bumper and cracked the windshield.
 
Cormee
2011-11-24 08:17:44 AM
bigportjimmy6: Mattyb710: Grables'Daughter: Attention Whores are the worst.

Fine....I'll set it up...

[www.mediabistro.com image 300x224]

Ding.......no more calls please We have a winner.
 
Cormee
2011-11-24 08:19:33 AM
Why yes, I have seen your doggie, he's right in the back of my van
 
mgary
2011-11-24 08:36:44 AM
Grables'Daughter: miss diminutive: If I lost my dog I'd be out wearing a dress made from Beggin' Strips and leather chew toys, not a bikini.

Do you have such a dress?

I seem to recall Lady Gaga had a dress that might work, assuming your dog wants steak.
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
LordOfThePings
2011-11-24 08:39:06 AM
Sidebar: "If pooping out rocks was a skill, a pug from Rhode Island would be the most talented dog in the country."
 
mgary
2011-11-24 08:39:08 AM
CaptainWes: Grables'Daughter: miss diminutive: Grables'Daughter: miss diminutive: If I lost my dog I'd be out wearing a dress made from Beggin' Strips and leather chew toys, not a bikini.

Do you have such a dress?

No, but I'm starting to think I should patent the idea.

/©, 2011

Maybe a bikini made of Beggin' Strips and leather chew toys?

/just a thought

That's where I was going.

And it seems there's also a meat bikini.
news.bbcimg.co.uk

/Your dog wants steak
 
ph0rk
2011-11-24 08:50:20 AM
My curmudgeoning must need alignment. I am more interested in making fun of her for the ridiculous toy dog than looking at the pictures.


Maybe there just need to be more pictures.
 
vegasj
2011-11-24 08:59:06 AM
I'd hit it... doggie style only though.
 
aromaticmahogany
2011-11-24 09:00:16 AM
Hey, Gaga....

The Undertones called from 1983 - they want their album cover back....

i149.photobucket.com

/farking plagiarism, how does it work?
 
ph0rk
2011-11-24 09:01:38 AM
aromaticmahogany: Hey, Gaga....

The Undertones called from 1983 - they want their album cover back....

[i149.photobucket.com image 300x300]

/farking plagiarism, how does it work?

A bit late, eh? She wore that a year ago.
 
Wyalt Derp
2011-11-24 09:02:19 AM
"The only other option was to wear her bikini in the 50-degree weather and not eat until she finds the dog"

i598.photobucket.com
 
Brawsters_Millions
2011-11-24 09:09:10 AM
Grables'Daughter: Brawsters_Millions: awww, a bikini thread finally something to relieve the tedium of work!

/too early to say EIP?

[ninjamonkey.us image 640x1085]

I believe this girl has also lost her dog.

Yes... she has.. and im sure thats making me very upset... virtually inconsolable in infact....

... there is only one way to remedy this.....


... BOOBS

/"i find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies!"
//"If i tell you you have a beautiful body, will you take off your shirt and dance around a little?"
 
headstone [TotalFark]
2011-11-24 09:14:27 AM
BarbadoSlim: This cleaning person really has an overly optimistic body image.

She needs to lose some weight.

farm8.staticflickr.com

Ummmm....No.
 
booger42
2011-11-24 09:17:08 AM
That's not a real dog - that's a sample dog, or a blonde rat.

Get a real dog!
 
Gleeman
2011-11-24 09:22:30 AM
AverageAmericanGuy:

And then how did she not get ticketed for creating a nuisance?

San Diego. Women wear bikini tops to the mall and pretty much everywhere else but church. Best place I was ever stationed?

You betcha!
 
jimmythrust
2011-11-24 10:09:26 AM
Could this T-day thread turn into a T&A thread?

or a BIE thread?

/PLZ EIP LOL
 
kona [TotalFark]
2011-11-24 10:12:28 AM
Grables'Daughter: Brawsters_Millions: awww, a bikini thread finally something to relieve the tedium of work!

/too early to say EIP?

[ninjamonkey.us image 640x1085]

I believe this girl has also lost her dog.

kona kryptonite
 
featurecreep
2011-11-24 10:14:33 AM
Would impound it

/eip
 
farker99
2011-11-24 10:19:03 AM
Her dog has become coyote food.

She just doesn't want to acknowledge it.
 
gojirast
2011-11-24 10:19:50 AM
miss diminutive: If I lost my dog I'd be out wearing a dress made from Beggin' Strips and leather chew toys, not a bikini.

Continue...
 
ShavedApe
2011-11-24 10:28:43 AM
I wonder if anyone's tried giving her a stray dog that looks like her dog just to see if they can get some sympathy sex.

/I prefer sympathy boobies. In my box. My inbox. Box.
 
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