Are those marshmallows in with the sweet potatoes?

If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.

Hello dad, I'm in jail.

Thought it was going to be mugshot pics.

miss diminutive: Are those marshmallows in with the sweet potatoes?

That's a ripe one. Jake thanks ya, and I thank ya.

/Brooks was here

It's beats my pack of Nissin and Diet Coke Thanksgiving dinner.

miss diminutive: [www.tampabay.com image 450x300]

Are those marshmallows in with the sweet potatoes?
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Yes - had the same exact meal the last time I spent T-day in jail.
/the still frozen english peas in the gravey were a real treat

There's enough cheese sauce on that broccoli to finish off everyone on death row.

JackalRabbit: miss diminutive: Are those marshmallows in with the sweet potatoes?

That's a ripe one. Jake thanks ya, and I thank ya.

/Brooks was here

Great, now I've got the mental image of Brooks sitting on the park bench feeding the birds, waiting for Jake to stop by.

/got something in my eye, brb

AverageAmericanGuy: It's beats my pack of Nissin and Diet Coke Thanksgiving dinner.

I'm going to do the Marlbaro and Guiness version just as soon as my shift ends this morning.

/god bless the holidays

moike: What, no tossed salad on the side?

they usually serve the tossed salad in the shower for desert


rican was here too

I guess I now know where all the tasty secondhand food ends up from the Bulimic Thanksgiving Convention.

betona: If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.

you do know that not everyone in jail has been convicted of a crime, right?

its not necessarily a tradition but like the guy at the end of the article, I love me some national lampoons christmas vacation.

Disapproves

enik: Hello dad, I'm in jail.

happy birthday dad, I'm in jail

LOL @ the brother in the slammer.

Reminds me of an old John Prine tune...

"It was Christmas in prison, and the food was real good....We had turkey and pistols, carved out of wood"

http://youtu.be/R1uIFs-pNdc

Frozen pizza for me tonight. No turkey on it either.

/in Germany
// no thanksgiving day here

Arcturus72: As a dad who's kids are in jail now, I'm getting a....

I wished I was joking...

The guards might me sleepy, time for a tryptophan induced jailbreak, perhaps?

Fark you. You're in jail. Eat what they give you.
Jail should not be fun or a happy place.

Pugdaddyk: Frozen pizza for me tonight. No turkey on it either.

/in Germany
// no thanksgiving day here

Yes, but there is Oktoberfest. Which would you rather...

domo_kun_sai: Fark you. You're in jail. Eat what they give you.
Jail should not be fun or a happy place.

I was waiting for Mr. Bunker to show up. Thread is now complete. Unless someone wants to come in with, "What they oughta do is put rat poison in those meals. Crime problem solved."

Whoa! That shiat looks as if it's been eaten once already.

JackieRabbit: Pugdaddyk: Frozen pizza for me tonight. No turkey on it either.

/in Germany
// no thanksgiving day here

Yes, but there is Oktoberfest. Which would you rather...

don't drink so I'm going to have to opt for the pizza

/but the dirndls are nice

We are americans. We jail eachother for so many things. A little compassion is in order. Never know when things you do will cause you to be there. So its bad holiday in jail. But you still have a little bit of normal to remind you of real life.

Arcturus72: As a dad who's kids are in jail now, I'm getting a....

I wished I was joking...

OOOO! Story time!

/well, don't leave us hanging

After the ordeal, we went back to the jail. Obie said he was going to put us in the cell. Said, "Kid, I'm going to put you in the cell, I want your wallet and your belt." And I said, Obie, I can understand you wanting my wallet so I don't have any money to spend in the cell, but what do you want my belt for?" And he said, "Kid, we don't want any hangings." I said, "Obie, did you think I was going to hang myself for littering?" Obie said he was making sure, and friends Obie was, cause he took out the toilet seat so I couldn't hit myself over the head and drown, and he took out the toilet paper so I couldn't bend the bars roll out the - roll the toilet paper out the window, slide down the roll and have an escape. Obie was making sure, and it was about four or five hours later that Alice (remember Alice? It's a song about Alice), Alice came by and with a few nasty words to Obie on the side, bailed us out of jail, and we went back to the church, had a another Thanksgiving dinner that couldn't be beat, and didn't get up until the next morning, when we all had to go to court.

My "step-brother" is still in prison for this thanksgiving.

Serves his stupid ass right.

Was it a massacre?

KellyLockhart: enik: Hello dad, I'm in jail.

Well played, sir.

/ nothing is obscure on Fark

Jail, jail, JAIL

ChromoSomes: Whoa! That shiat looks as if it's been eaten once already.

They hired me and the other members of the competitive eating team to give it the once over first.
Makes it easier to digest, ya know?

Arcturus72: thelordofcheese: Arcturus72: As a dad who's kids are in jail now, I'm getting a....

I wished I was joking...

OOOO! Story time!

/well, don't leave us hanging

Not much to tell, other than the boys were monumentially stupid AND got caught...

Then again, they're learning what I always told them: Don't do it if you can't handle the punishment...

Did they deface Mount Rushmore?

As a guy who has spent two thanksgivings, Christmases, new years, and birthdays in a row in jail, I'm getting a kick.

That pic looked good compared To what we got in good old Oakland county jail...

altinos: After the ordeal, we went back to the jail. Obie said he was going to put us in the cell. Said, "Kid, I'm going to put you in the cell, I want your wallet and your belt." And I said, Obie, I can understand you wanting my wallet so I don't have any money to spend in the cell, but what do you want my belt for?" And he said, "Kid, we don't want any hangings." I said, "Obie, did you think I was going to hang myself for littering?" Obie said he was making sure, and friends Obie was, cause he took out the toilet seat so I couldn't hit myself over the head and drown, and he took out the toilet paper so I couldn't bend the bars roll out the - roll the toilet paper out the window, slide down the roll and have an escape. Obie was making sure, and it was about four or five hours later that Alice (remember Alice? It's a song about Alice), Alice came by and with a few nasty words to Obie on the side, bailed us out of jail, and we went back to the church, had a another Thanksgiving dinner that couldn't be beat, and didn't get up until the next morning, when we all had to go to court.



Damn you. Beat me to it.

All hail jail

No macaroni with the cheese? Must not be a black thing.

The mass-produced food might not look or taste as good as Mom's secret-recipe stuffing or Grandma's famous pumpkin pies. But Singleton, who is being held on an armed burglary charge, said it's better than nothing.

/fark you singleton, you should be on bread and water..and have to make the bread yourself, and the corn for the flour, and grind it yourself. Nothing is exactly the different meal you should be having.

cYn21: Damn you. Beat me to it.

I was surprised to be the first! Guess the song is fading from memory, even though it's older than I am...

Kibbler: domo_kun_sai: Fark you. You're in jail. Eat what they give you.
Jail should not be fun or a happy place.

I was waiting for Mr. Bunker to show up. Thread is now complete. Unless someone wants to come in with, "What they oughta do is put rat poison in those meals. Crime problem solved."

Oh my God. You are right. I have become a curmudgeon.
What the hell has happened to me?