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(Chron)   Mom, son reunited after 29 years just in time for Thanksgiving. Now pardon me these turkey feathers are making my eyes water   (chron.com) divider line 25
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2011-11-23 10:50:39 PM
That is a nice story. It is great that they are not all blaming one another.
 
2011-11-23 11:24:13 PM
"Mom, son reunited after 29 years just in time for Thanksgiving"

Mean subby. Just unholy.
 
2011-11-24 12:46:56 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
Approves
 
2011-11-24 01:34:12 AM
Wow. His father was a real jackass. Shame on him.

Glad they finally found one another.
 
2011-11-24 01:42:34 AM
All Praise Thanksgivkor, ruler of warm fuzzies!
 
2011-11-24 03:10:12 AM
Paul "P.J." Justice, Repo Man.

Wow, that guy should have his own comic book series. Good on him to find his mom.
 
2011-11-24 04:36:35 AM
That guys boss is freaking awesome.
 
2011-11-24 05:21:01 AM
there has been a disturbing rise in headlines and posts about dusty, onions, and other crying related malarky. man up farkers. what are you a bunch of pussified man babies?

/swanson would be appaled at the oversensitive crybabies here.
 
HBK
2011-11-24 05:29:40 AM
Hey lady, I could've found him for you in like twenty minutes. You have his name and DOB, maybe even his social security number.

/when will old people learn to use the internet?
 
2011-11-24 05:31:34 AM
He knew his mother finally was waiting for him outside, on the curb across the street from the bus station. But he couldn't bring himself to leave the bathroom. His palms felt sweaty. He was sure he would throw up.

Reminded me of:

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs,
but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,
the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking how, everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah!
 
2011-11-24 05:43:45 AM
How long before they ended up in the sack?

/c'mon, you were thinking it.
 
2011-11-24 05:59:05 AM

Ceiling Moran: How long before they ended up in the sack?

/c'mon, you were thinking it.


Something, something turkey baster sliding between her stuffing coated turkey curtains.

/I'm hungry
 
2011-11-24 06:16:57 AM
What's going to be strange for them is overcoming the sexual attraction they will now feel for each other.



Essentially, relatives exhibit to each other the attributes of ideal mates, in that they look similar to each other and share personality traits that are attractive. Likewise, the parent may see traits of the child's other parent and be attracted to that as well.

It's a crazy, mixed up thing. Unfortunately for couples like this, society is unwilling to accept such a pairing and they will have to keep their affections buried.
 
2011-11-24 06:17:38 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: What's going to be strange for them is overcoming the sexual attraction they will now feel for each other.

Essentially, relatives exhibit to each other the attributes of ideal mates, in that they look similar to each other and share personality traits that are attractive. Likewise, the parent may see traits of the child's other parent and be attracted to that as well.

It's a crazy, mixed up thing. Unfortunately for couples like this, society is unwilling to accept such a pairing and they will have to keep their affections buried.


I had a link, but I eated it.

Link (new window)
 
2011-11-24 06:26:21 AM
I'm so glad this wasn't a story of mom and son reunite years later, then start an affair. So glad it wasn't that.
thank you jeebus.
 
2011-11-24 06:31:12 AM
His father needs a serious ass-kicking. And maybe a second one. Parents who play mind games with their kids over a divorce like that infuriate me like no other.
 
2011-11-24 06:32:51 AM
What would've been even more awkward is finding out that divorced cougar you just spent the weekend in her condo banging in every orifice she had with the exception of her ears, never had kids in her marriage but had some stretch marks from when she was "a stupid 15 year old- at least I was smart enough to give him up to that German couple in Mississauga who really wanted a kid" and your last name is Muller and you grew up in Mississauga and you don't look a damn thing like your parents, and to top it off she says "You've got the exact same eyes as me, isn't that cool?" and you sneak a peek at her driver's licence and she's just a wee bit older than the 10 years she admitted she had on you on Friday night- say, by about 5 years...
 
2011-11-24 08:19:08 AM
Yeah, they're farking. That "this is SO wrong" sex is powerful stuff.

/so I've heard
 
2011-11-24 08:26:57 AM

betona: His father needs a serious ass-kicking. And maybe a second one. Parents who play mind games with their kids over a divorce like that infuriate me like no other.


This! Shannon, your mother is a pothole!
 
2011-11-24 11:40:10 AM
What, no sex?
 
2011-11-24 01:21:00 PM
and they plan to get married in 3.2.1
 
2011-11-24 05:16:46 PM

pit and pendulum: I'm so glad this wasn't a story of mom and son reunite years later, then start an affair. So glad it wasn't that.
thank you jeebus.


Wait. Just wait, All I'm saying'.
 
2011-11-24 06:27:24 PM
If random news articles that have nothing to do with you make you cry you are a farking pussy
 
2011-11-24 09:52:36 PM
i471.photobucket.com

/got an Atari for Christmas that year...
 
2011-11-24 11:26:59 PM

whiterrabbit: He knew his mother finally was waiting for him outside, on the curb across the street from the bus station. But he couldn't bring himself to leave the bathroom. His palms felt sweaty. He was sure he would throw up.

Reminded me of:

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs,
but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,
the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking how, everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah!



You're an idiot
 
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