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Fark Me To Tears

2011-11-24 03:44:12 AM

Huh... Inside an apartment? I guess it must be a Connecticut thing.

We keep the gator out back in the neighborhood drainage pond. It seriously cuts down on the number of stray dogs and cats we have running around, and it makes a great conversation starter.

Happy Hours

2011-11-24 04:27:11 AM

Lawmakers considered adding alligators, crocodiles and other large reptiles to their list of banned pets, but that version of the legislation was scrapped because critics said it was too broad and banned too many kinds of animals.

Just make them get a license like most places require you do with a dog or cat.

You can own an alligator, but not grow marijuana. What a country!

libranoelrose

2011-11-24 04:30:18 AM

AverageAmericanGuy

2011-11-24 04:30:52 AM

It's not really good to have those things in human housing. They carry salmonella and due to their size and speed they can contaminate many things. If you have a small child, they are especially dangerous because kids will very frequently touch things and then put their hands in their mouth. Salmonella in adults is bad enough, but it can be deadly for little children.

libranoelrose

2011-11-24 04:31:47 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: It's not really good to have those things in human housing. They carry salmonella and due to their size and speed they can contaminate many things. If you have a small child, they are especially dangerous because kids will very frequently touch things and then put their hands in their mouth. Salmonella in adults is bad enough, but it can be deadly for little children.

This is true. Never have a Tebow in the house.

LordJiro

2011-11-24 04:33:04 AM

Well, it IS getting fairly chilly in CT. If they left it outside, the poor thing would freeze! Alligators *are* cold-blooded after all.

You are Borg

2011-11-24 04:35:59 AM

Gators gonna gate.

Hilary T. N. Seuss

2011-11-24 04:36:04 AM

Connecticut updated its laws in 2009 to ban private ownership of primates

Luckily, I've got a lease
Allowing pets, if they're deceased.

/99 Dead Baboons

kloc

2011-11-24 04:36:15 AM

Florida! it has no bounderies

dna_level_c

2011-11-24 04:36:42 AM

Obligatory (pops)

Rufus Lee King

2011-11-24 04:37:35 AM

dnl.machine

2011-11-24 05:09:11 AM

Southpark Jimmy:
P-pp_p_p_Pussy!

screamhop

2011-11-24 05:13:21 AM

They took ma gater! Oh no!!

JackalRabbit

2011-11-24 06:19:22 AM

Fark Me To Tears: We keep the gator out back

...big lizard in my backyard, can't afford to feed it anymore...

miss diminutive

2011-11-24 06:40:31 AM

Just don't try to flush it.

Buffet

2011-11-24 07:09:32 AM

Where's Tarzan when ya need him?

larrimo

2011-11-24 08:11:27 AM

Approves...

ComicBookGuy

2011-11-24 09:30:46 AM

No Gummy? :C

Bondith

2011-11-24 10:12:35 AM

Officers were called to the Ferry Street apartment Tuesday night when a resident reported that an acquaintance was trying to kick down his door in a dispute about money.

She kept screaming "Give me my money, and make it snappy!"

jspenguin

2011-11-24 10:44:42 PM

ComicBookGuy: No Gummy? :C

Just for you.

s3.jspenguin.org