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2011-11-23 09:05:25 PM
At least he has his daughter to comfort him
 
2011-11-23 09:07:03 PM
zerkalo: At least he has his daughter to comfort him

Ewwwwww!!
 
2011-11-23 09:08:40 PM
He deserves it after what he did to New York.


//Considering the settlement I'm surprised he got to keep his balls.
 
2011-11-23 09:09:29 PM
Daaaaaaaamn!
 
2011-11-23 09:09:31 PM
lasercannon: He deserves it after what he did to New York.


//Considering the settlement I'm surprised he got to keep his balls.


Hey, a few extra million up front in return for no alimony seems like a damn good deal.
 
2011-11-23 09:12:12 PM
She got 70% of their assets? Damn...he didn't just get body slammed, the court gave him a piledriver.
 
2011-11-23 09:13:21 PM
shoulda been boot kicked and leg dropped by divorce settlement.

/Hulk's finishing move if I recall correctly.\
//it's been 20 years and I'm drunk
 
2011-11-23 09:15:13 PM
tv.popcrunch.com
Charlie keeps it warm, and puts the lotion on it's skin.
 
2011-11-23 09:17:22 PM
That ain't cool,brother.
 
2011-11-23 09:19:18 PM
the Hulkster will get to keep any money he earns from personal appearances

Well, that certainly makes everything else even-steven.
 
2011-11-23 09:22:40 PM
So how much does the kid who lost half his face while racing with Hulk and his kid get? Oh right, Hulk wasn't there.

/Clearwater PD, not just on the Scientologist payroll
 
2011-11-23 09:25:31 PM
l.yimg.com

Isn't that Brook?
 
2011-11-23 09:27:28 PM
I was never sure how to feel about hulk hogan outside of wrestling until I saw an episode of hogan knows best where he's making kosher bbq for the jewish people in the neighborhood, and I guess because a rabbi didn't bless the grill, none of them could eat the food he spent all day cooking. Dude didn't lose his cool at all, in fact, he seemed humbled by it which was the exact opposite of what I was expecting.

sucks this biatch got more than half. hope she gets dumped and sued the same way by her boytoy
 
2011-11-23 09:38:37 PM
stuhayes2010: [l.yimg.com image 300x372]

Isn't that Brook?


i196.photobucket.com

No, but that is Brook's boob
 
2011-11-23 09:42:36 PM
zerkalo: At least he has his daughter to comfort him

Here he is, "comforting" his daughter

snarkerati.com
 
2011-11-23 09:47:35 PM
zerkalo: At least he has his daughter to comfort him

Which one is Brooke???

cdn.babble.com
 
2011-11-23 09:54:31 PM
Why is this in the Entertainment tab?
 
2011-11-23 09:57:06 PM
FirstNationalBastard: lasercannon: He deserves it after what he did to New York.


//Considering the settlement I'm surprised he got to keep his balls.

Hey, a few extra million up front in return for no alimony seems like a damn good deal.


That's what I'm saying.
 
2011-11-23 09:57:27 PM
shinjitsuism: zerkalo: At least he has his daughter to comfort him
Which one is Brooke???
[cdn.babble.com image 300x300]


The blond with the big boobs.
 
2011-11-23 09:57:58 PM
dallylamma: Why is this in the Entertainment tab?

Because wrestling isnt a real sport.
 
2011-11-23 09:59:44 PM
Get Lost: shinjitsuism: zerkalo: At least he has his daughter to comfort him
Which one is Brooke???
[cdn.babble.com image 300x300]

The blond with the big boobs.


That still doesn't tell me which one of the three it is.
 
2011-11-23 10:02:49 PM
pickledick: I was never sure how to feel about hulk hogan outside of wrestling until I saw an episode of hogan knows best where he's making kosher bbq for the jewish people in the neighborhood, and I guess because a rabbi didn't bless the grill, none of them could eat the food he spent all day cooking. Dude didn't lose his cool at all, in fact, he seemed humbled by it which was the exact opposite of what I was expecting.

sucks this biatch got more than half. hope she gets dumped and sued the same way by her boytoy


She didn't actually get more then half. She got a bunch of the liquid assets yes, but Hulk apparently has a massive real estate empire.
 
2011-11-23 10:03:18 PM
angrygrizzly: Get Lost: shinjitsuism: zerkalo: At least he has his daughter to comfort him
Which one is Brooke???
[cdn.babble.com image 300x300]

The blond with the big boobs.

That still doesn't tell me which one of the three it is.


The bottle blond.
 
2011-11-23 10:05:34 PM

static.thehollywoodgossip.com


/for some strange reason, I've got the sudden urge for some Snapper.
 
2011-11-23 10:06:17 PM
dallylamma: Why is this in the Entertainment tab?

My guesses would be, 1) WWE = World Wrestling Entertainment, 2) the submitter doesn't consider professional wrestling to be a "sport".

Take your pick. Choose both is you wish.
 
2011-11-23 10:22:27 PM
Bored Horde: pickledick: I was never sure how to feel about hulk hogan outside of wrestling until I saw an episode of hogan knows best where he's making kosher bbq for the jewish people in the neighborhood, and I guess because a rabbi didn't bless the grill, none of them could eat the food he spent all day cooking. Dude didn't lose his cool at all, in fact, he seemed humbled by it which was the exact opposite of what I was expecting.

sucks this biatch got more than half. hope she gets dumped and sued the same way by her boytoy

She didn't actually get more then half. She got a bunch of the liquid assets yes, but Hulk apparently has a massive real estate empire.


He's also extremely cash poor now, which has him both wrestling and doing any show they throw at him.
 
2011-11-23 11:05:58 PM
I wish Ric Flair hadn't been so stupid. His WrestleMania build-up with the winning streak, match with HBK, and retirement ceremony on RAW was the perfect end to his wrestling career. Hogan should have stopped after his WrestleMania match with the Rock.
 
2011-11-23 11:14:39 PM
Bathia_Mapes: dallylamma: Why is this in the Entertainment tab?

My guesses would be, 1) WWE = World Wrestling Entertainment, 2) the submitter doesn't consider professional wrestling to be a "sport".

Take your pick. Choose both is you wish.


For a non-sport, an awful lot of it's performers have died over the decades (Heck, this last year).
 
2011-11-23 11:20:47 PM
Coelacanth: Bathia_Mapes: dallylamma: Why is this in the Entertainment tab?

My guesses would be, 1) WWE = World Wrestling Entertainment, 2) the submitter doesn't consider professional wrestling to be a "sport".

Take your pick. Choose both is you wish.

For a non-sport, an awful lot of it's performers have died over the decades (Heck, this last year).


Pro wrestling is more dance then sport.
 
2011-11-23 11:21:30 PM
Bathia_Mapes: dallylamma: Why is this in the Entertainment tab?

My guesses would be, 1) WWE = World Wrestling Entertainment, 2) the submitter doesn't consider professional wrestling to be a "sport".

Take your pick. Choose both is you wish.


Or, choice #3: It's a running gag that because someone always says in an outraged tone "THIS ISN'T SPURT Y ON SUPRT TAB!!11111!" on every wrestling thread, so whenever something to do with wrestling shows up in Entertainment, someone always asks "Why is this on the Entertainment tab?"
 
2011-11-23 11:24:45 PM
Coelacanth: Bathia_Mapes: dallylamma: Why is this in the Entertainment tab?

My guesses would be, 1) WWE = World Wrestling Entertainment, 2) the submitter doesn't consider professional wrestling to be a "sport".

Take your pick. Choose both is you wish.

For a non-sport, an awful lot of it's performers have died over the decades (Heck, this last year).


Good point. If you want to know whether something is a sport, just look at how many of the participants die prematurely. That's how I got swimming taken out of the Olympics and replaced with freebasing
 
2011-11-23 11:28:54 PM
FirstNationalBastard: Bathia_Mapes: dallylamma: Why is this in the Entertainment tab?

My guesses would be, 1) WWE = World Wrestling Entertainment, 2) the submitter doesn't consider professional wrestling to be a "sport".

Take your pick. Choose both is you wish.

Or, choice #3: It's a running gag that because someone always says in an outraged tone "THIS ISN'T SPURT Y ON SUPRT TAB!!11111!" on every wrestling thread, so whenever something to do with wrestling shows up in Entertainment, someone always asks "Why is this on the Entertainment tab?"


With a WWE thread, the submitter is always the loser. They'll get biatched out no matter which tab they choose.
 
2011-11-23 11:44:52 PM
Hulk has stated that he is just glad it is over. The lawyers beat him up pretty good. Not to mention he would see his various vehicles with his wife's teenage boyfriend driving around in them.

He also said he had the gun in his mouth but he couldn't do it.
 
2011-11-23 11:45:22 PM
BAH GAWD, KING! THAT MAN HAD A FAMILY!!

/ARMBAR!!
 
2011-11-23 11:48:32 PM
you are a puppet: Coelacanth: Bathia_Mapes: dallylamma: Why is this in the Entertainment tab?

My guesses would be, 1) WWE = World Wrestling Entertainment, 2) the submitter doesn't consider professional wrestling to be a "sport".

Take your pick. Choose both is you wish.

For a non-sport, an awful lot of it's performers have died over the decades (Heck, this last year).

Good point. If you want to know whether something is a sport, just look at how many of the participants die prematurely. That's how I got swimming taken out of the Olympics and replaced with freebasing


aaaaannnnnndddddd that's how you get favorited.
 
2011-11-23 11:51:03 PM
He's in good hands now...

i.imgur.com
 
2011-11-24 12:13:03 AM
This is why men kill instead of getting a divorce.

Hulk should have taken her on a nice cruise to mexico and gotten a nice room with a balcony, then claim she must have slipped over the railings after a night of drinking........
 
2011-11-24 12:15:16 AM
GregoryD: Hulk has stated that he is just glad it is over. The lawyers beat him up pretty good. Not to mention he would see his various vehicles with his wife's teenage boyfriend driving around in them.
He also said he had the gun in his mouth but he couldn't do it.


I think Hulk Hogan is a disgusting person and I have for many years. I don't give a crap about anyone in that entire family.
 
2011-11-24 12:16:20 AM
Pro wrestlers seem to marry the worst gold diggers in all of professional sports.

NBA stars divvy it up between the wives and mistresses
NHL stars marry the hottest local girls they meet in the minor leagues
NFL quarterbacks marry models everybody else ends up with a gold digger with smaller aims than WWE wives
MLB stars marry their high school sweethearts. The dumb one date models and actresses.
NASCAR stars marry a local skank then dump her after several kids and subsequent weight gain. The women usually end up the loser in these divorces
WWE stars marry a hot chick who waits till his career is at its maximum earning potential before cleaning him of everything he owns

Repeat and rinse
 
2011-11-24 12:29:41 AM
cryinoutloud: GregoryD: Hulk has stated that he is just glad it is over. The lawyers beat him up pretty good. Not to mention he would see his various vehicles with his wife's teenage boyfriend driving around in them.
He also said he had the gun in his mouth but he couldn't do it.

I think Hulk Hogan is a disgusting person and I have for many years. I don't give a crap about anyone in that entire family.


Yet you're posting a comment on a thread regarding Hulk Hogan and his family.
 
2011-11-24 12:43:24 AM
Of course she got that money, she was out on the road working wrestling matches night after night for the past 30 years. Oh wait, just another instance of the guy earning all the money and getting screwed over in the divorce proceedings by women who never really accomplished anything.
 
2011-11-24 01:17:11 AM
Bathia_Mapes: Yet you're posting a comment on a thread regarding Hulk Hogan and his family.

And I read threads about business people that I barely know exist, and political things that I don't care about, and geek boy stuff that I don't get into. You'd almost think that I read things.
 
2011-11-24 01:23:03 AM
i70.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-24 01:39:38 AM
baufan2005: Of course she got that money, she was out on the road working wrestling matches night after night for the past 30 years. Oh wait, just another instance of the guy earning all the money and getting screwed over in the divorce proceedings by women who never really accomplished anything.

One of my mom's nice cousins (I keep calling him Uncle) spent like twenty years building a business, bought a house in Beverly Hills, and had a vacation home in Mexico. He married a gold digger who took him to the cleaners after a year of marriage, claiming mental cruelty (BTW, this was California).

Uncle lost everything in a heartbeat. He was working sixteen hour days, seven days a week, for years, and then POOF! Uncle then loses his mind for a few years and begins another career as a migrant worker because he was a fan of John Steinbeck.

Then Uncle drops out of sight. After a year flies by and we hired a detective and long story short, it became apparent that Uncle was the victim of serial killer Juan Corona. They never found his body because the San Diego police department ran out of money to dig for more bodies (they stopped at 25). There's probably a condo on top of him now. There's a kind of happy ending here though.

When the family had a memorial service for Uncle, guess who paid us a visit? And the gold digger wasn't there to pay her respects. She was there to find out if Uncle had left anybody any money. So the next thing we kids knew, the men are barricading the door and the women (including mom) are beating the unholy crap out of that biatch with their shoes.

I hope Linda gets the same treatment.
 
2011-11-24 02:45:31 AM
Coelacanth: Bathia_Mapes: dallylamma: Why is this in the Entertainment tab?

My guesses would be, 1) WWE = World Wrestling Entertainment, 2) the submitter doesn't consider professional wrestling to be a "sport".

Take your pick. Choose both is you wish.

For a non-sport, an awful lot of it's performers have died over the decades (Heck, this last year).


It's the drugs.
 
2011-11-24 03:23:04 AM
pickledick: I was never sure how to feel about hulk hogan outside of wrestling until I saw an episode of hogan knows best where he's making kosher bbq for the jewish people in the neighborhood, and I guess because a rabbi didn't bless the grill, none of them could eat the food he spent all day cooking. Dude didn't lose his cool at all, in fact, he seemed humbled by it which was the exact opposite of what I was expecting.

sucks this biatch got more than half. hope she gets dumped and sued the same way by her boytoy


A Rabbi does not have to bless anything for it to be Kosher. This is a complete misconception, based on the way a priest 'blesses' something for use, and frankly is offensive. The grill does have to be Kosher however, which for a used grill is tough to do. It has to be complete cleaned, then all surfaces have to be heated above normal operating temperatures. The grill itself has to be 'toivaled' which is dipped in water. Then, ONLY kosher meat can be cooked on it, and absolutely no dairy ever.

If he would have called any orthodox jewish person, he would have found it out.
 
2011-11-24 04:09:09 AM
myspamhere: pickledick: I was never sure how to feel about hulk hogan outside of wrestling until I saw an episode of hogan knows best where he's making kosher bbq for the jewish people in the neighborhood, and I guess because a rabbi didn't bless the grill, none of them could eat the food he spent all day cooking. Dude didn't lose his cool at all, in fact, he seemed humbled by it which was the exact opposite of what I was expecting.

sucks this biatch got more than half. hope she gets dumped and sued the same way by her boytoy

A Rabbi does not have to bless anything for it to be Kosher. This is a complete misconception, based on the way a priest 'blesses' something for use, and frankly is offensive. The grill does have to be Kosher however, which for a used grill is tough to do. It has to be complete cleaned, then all surfaces have to be heated above normal operating temperatures. The grill itself has to be 'toivaled' which is dipped in water. Then, ONLY kosher meat can be cooked on it, and absolutely no dairy ever.

If he would have called any orthodox jewish person, he would have found it out.


Various religious practices are strange.
 
2011-11-24 09:30:44 AM
boingboing.net
Can't. Stop. Staring.
 
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2011-11-24 10:01:33 AM
4NSpy: He's in good hands now...

[i.imgur.com image 399x485]


HOLY farkING shiat!
 
2011-11-24 10:53:01 AM
Farktologist: BAH GAWD, KING! THAT MAN HAD A FAMILY!!

/ARMBAR!!


HE GOT BEATEN LIKE A GOVERNMENT MULE! SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN CASE! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
 
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