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(Some Vet Guy) Spiffy Jack Daniel's is donating $100,000 to pay for travel funds for Soldiers at Fort Campbell, Ky., to spend the December holiday season with their families all over the country   (armytimes.com) divider line 53
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2011-11-23 09:24:51 PM
He's my favorite fiddler !

DRTFA
 
2011-11-23 09:26:38 PM
What if you hate your family and that's the reason you ran away to the military in the first place? Will they just give you the cash equal of the travel voucher in whiskey?
 
2011-11-23 09:28:05 PM
lbeh.org
 
2011-11-23 09:30:11 PM
That's pretty cool.
 
2011-11-23 09:30:13 PM
That's ironic; I'm paying $100 to spend my holiday season with Jack Daniels.
 
2011-11-23 09:30:28 PM
RY28: He's my favorite fiddler !

DRTFA


I think he still lives in Mt. Juliet.
 
2011-11-23 09:30:52 PM
How about the poor buggers who are spending Thanksgiving in other countries?
 
2011-11-23 09:31:00 PM
moike: What if you hate your family and that's the reason you ran away to the military in the first place? Will they just give you the cash equal of the travel voucher in whiskey?

No but you do get the luxury of doing the biatch work while everybody else is back home getting drunk and laid.
 
2011-11-23 09:31:17 PM
Jack Daniel's is donating $100,000 to pay for travel funds for Soldiers at Fort Campbell, Ky., to spend the December holiday season with their families all over the country while totally shiat faced

ftfy
 
2011-11-23 09:32:00 PM
See, all that money I spent damaging my liver is going to a worthy cause after all.

Cheers!

/Bought a lot of Jack back in my Army days
 
2011-11-23 09:32:15 PM
Thats great and all but they make more than enough to cover travel costs. I understand the plight of single parents but thats life, and the article specifically mentioned single soldiers. What did they spend too much on hookers and blow?

/veteran
//spent plenty of money on travel costs
//money would be better spent on the disabled and unemployed
 
2011-11-23 09:32:39 PM
I'll buy a bottle for that....
 
2011-11-23 09:40:36 PM
awesome. I wonder what the 3 solders that get to see their families will do
 
2011-11-23 09:41:38 PM
For all the bullshiat you had to deal with in the military, there were a lot of perks to be had too.
 
2011-11-23 09:43:03 PM
I don't know what this 'Jack Daniels' thing is, but I think it has something to do with the Devil and Georgia, so I is against it.

/good on em anyways.
//Soldiers get slaughtered for upholding someones elses religious christian values, so we need to help them get by now, in their shattered life.
 
2011-11-23 09:51:32 PM
ThisNameSux: For all the bullshiat you had to deal with in the military, there were a lot of perks to be had too.

psst. It's always the "other guy".
 
2011-11-23 09:55:39 PM
ChuDogg: Thats great and all but they make more than enough to cover travel costs. I understand the plight of single parents but thats life, and the article specifically mentioned single soldiers. What did they spend too much on hookers and blow?

/veteran
//spent plenty of money on travel costs
//money would be better spent on the disabled and unemployed


Agree. Veteran also and they make a heck of lot more now than when I was in.

Mil Pay Competitive With Private Sector (new window)

"Using regular military compensation - basic pay combined with housing and food allowances and federal tax advantages - as a comparison, military members are paid higher than 70 percent of their private-sector peers of similar education and experience, "
 
2011-11-23 09:59:07 PM
What a bunch of assholes.

/imagine what a legal weed market could do
//I hope they all f*ckin' die from head-on collisions with drunk drivers
/img1.fark.net
 
2011-11-23 10:00:38 PM
Did they donate it in the voice of Dr. Evil? ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS!
 
2011-11-23 10:04:43 PM
Get Lost: //Soldiers get slaughtered for upholding someones elses religious christian values, so we need to help them get by now, in their shattered life.

Just send them to Walter Reed:
2.bp.blogspot.com
farm4.static.flickr.com


/give them weed -->
//weed fixes everything
 
2011-11-23 10:09:29 PM
drake113: That's ironic; I'm paying $100 to spend my holiday season with Jack Daniels.

Ironic because that's probably the same with most of my fellow servicemen and women ;)
 
2011-11-23 10:10:11 PM
It gladdens my liver to know the damage it has suffered will be turned to a good cause.
 
2011-11-23 10:12:56 PM
hasty ambush: ChuDogg: Thats great and all but they make more than enough to cover travel costs. I understand the plight of single parents but thats life, and the article specifically mentioned single soldiers. What did they spend too much on hookers and blow?

/veteran
//spent plenty of money on travel costs
//money would be better spent on the disabled and unemployed

Agree. Veteran also and they make a heck of lot more now than when I was in.

Mil Pay Competitive With Private Sector (new window)

"Using regular military compensation - basic pay combined with housing and food allowances and federal tax advantages - as a comparison, military members are paid higher than 70 percent of their private-sector peers of similar education and experience, "


In other news, civilians (non-DoD or contractors, obviously) don't get deployed, have IEDs or mortar rounds kills them (R.I.P. my fellow Airman, Antoine Holt, KIA 2004), work consistently crappy hours, and I could go on and on.
 
2011-11-23 10:14:47 PM
*kill

/Ugh, too much to drink already - Happy Thanksgiving...
 
2011-11-23 10:14:51 PM
ChuDogg: Thats great and all but they make more than enough to cover travel costs. I understand the plight of single parents but thats life, and the article specifically mentioned single soldiers. What did they spend too much on hookers and blow?

/veteran
//spent plenty of money on travel costs
//money would be better spent on the disabled and unemployed


Why do you hate our troops?

Disabled and unemployed don't make for as much good publicity.

They probably get a tax write-off for it too.
 
2011-11-23 10:29:01 PM
Can't believe this happened in Bourbon Country!
 
2011-11-23 10:34:42 PM
The bootest private (E-1) makes $1467 a month. And, if he's single living in barracks, he doesn't pay rent, utilities, or for food if he doesn't want to. He can afford a plane ticket.

/veteran
//married to an officer
///they make AMAZING money
 
2011-11-23 10:40:45 PM
ramblinwreck: drink

this.
 
2011-11-23 10:44:05 PM
hmm, christmas holidays.... I guess my son is off the hook for not making this weekend then...
 
2011-11-23 10:45:50 PM
devildog123: The bootest private (E-1) makes $1467 a month. And, if he's single living in barracks, he doesn't pay rent, utilities, or for food if he doesn't want to. He can afford a plane ticket.

/veteran
//married to an officer
///they make AMAZING money


Problem is you're making assumptions. A good bit of folks enter into service with a lot of debt (mine was student loans). Yes, I initially enlisted even though I had an advanced degree - I know, stupid, right? A single service member also gets taxed pretty heavily. I remember my take home pay being ~$400 every two weeks. Sure, that's better than $0, but I spent almost every dime paying off debt. Could I afford to fly from CA to GA for two+ years to visit family? NO
 
2011-11-23 10:47:09 PM
ramblinwreck: devildog123: The bootest private (E-1) makes $1467 a month. And, if he's single living in barracks, he doesn't pay rent, utilities, or for food if he doesn't want to. He can afford a plane ticket.

/veteran
//married to an officer
///they make AMAZING money

Problem is you're making assumptions. A good bit of folks enter into service with a lot of debt (mine was student loans). Yes, I initially enlisted even though I had an advanced degree - I know, stupid, right? A single service member also gets taxed pretty heavily. I remember my take home pay being ~$400 every two weeks. Sure, that's better than $0, but I spent almost every dime paying off debt. Could I afford to fly from CA to GA for two+ years to visit family? NO


Ugh, another drinking moment, 1st and 15th on the pay.
 
2011-11-23 10:50:30 PM
Only on Fark would a CORPORATION decide to do a decent thing for servicemen and women over the holidays; and everyone comes here to biatch and moan about it. Some say it's too much, some not enough, and some are saying soldiers don't deserve everything we can do for them and then some.

I applaud this and accept it in the spirit in which it was offered.
 
2011-11-23 10:51:20 PM
I looked at the pay / housing / benefits / COLA package for an E5, a rank my buddy achieved in 3 years, and I think I should've learned how to shoot instead of getting a degree in Chemistry.
 
2011-11-23 10:54:19 PM
Gyrfalcon: Only on Fark would a CORPORATION

Because they're people too, amirite?

/f*ck those dimwitted triggerhappy servicement
//give your life away for someone else's wealth
/see if i care
///i do
..dumbasses
 
2011-11-23 10:59:59 PM
Good for Jack Daniel's. They need to do something to make up for calling their "drink" whiskey.

/ 72 proof ain't whiskey, or is it 68 now? IT AIN'T WHISKEY!
 
2011-11-23 11:01:01 PM
Bourbon Envy.


/Good Job JD!
//What did Tennessee?
///The same thing that Arkansas.
 
2011-11-23 11:10:45 PM
CrazyCurt: Good for Jack Daniel's. They need to do something to make up for calling their "drink" whiskey.

/ 72 proof ain't whiskey, or is it 68 now? IT AIN'T WHISKEY!


They... yeah. definitely. I remember the headlines a few years ago, lowering the alc content from 90 (or something) to 80

/why don't they just buy out the SoCo plant, it's all sugar now anyway
 
2011-11-23 11:19:14 PM
Tennessee whiskey ain't got shiat on bourbon
 
2011-11-23 11:30:29 PM
devildog123: The bootest private (E-1) makes $1467 a month. And, if he's single living in barracks, he doesn't pay rent, utilities, or for food if he doesn't want to. He can afford a plane ticket.

/veteran
//married to an officer
///they make AMAZING money


E1 pay has almost doubled since I enlisted in '93, that's pretty amazing.

That said, depending on your state of residence you are still paying both federal and state taxes (I was), if you own a car you're paying for that & insurance, if you want a phone you're paying for that, same with cable/internet, plus the various funds you're dropping on cleaning supplies/dry cleaners/uniform items (unless the annual uniform allowance has similarly increased), paying into SGLI, AER, and whatever charities you choose...at least in my day it was pretty easy to run out of money. And that's as a truly single soldier, without alimony or child support to pay.

Now, while I appreciate Jack Daniels (and also that they're donating this money), I do recall two instances where I was short of funds for travel when I was in the service. The first was in basic training (I reported Dec. 1, and 2 1/2 weeks later they let us go home for the holidays); in that instance, I was advanced funds to pay for my plane tickets (and leave days). The second was when my grandmother died, and bless my veteran mother she knew enough to send the Red Cross message to get me home for the services. The message came in during PT formation in the morning, I was in the travel office with an approved AER loan by 10 am, and I was doing mach schnitzel through the desert on my way to the airport at 1:30 that afternoon.

So, yeah...soldiers can run out of money when they need to travel, but yeah, there are already ways for them to get the funds.

/Plus, remembering being a 20-something single soldier, I can pretty confidently say they'd rather have $101,000 worth of Jack.
 
2011-11-24 12:02:21 AM
Harv72b: devildog123: The bootest private (E-1) makes $1467 a month. And, if he's single living in barracks, he doesn't pay rent, utilities, or for food if he doesn't want to. He can afford a plane ticket.

/veteran
//married to an officer
///they make AMAZING money

E1 pay has almost doubled since I enlisted in '93, that's pretty amazing.

That said, depending on your state of residence you are still paying both federal and state taxes (I was), if you own a car you're paying for that & insurance, if you want a phone you're paying for that, same with cable/internet, plus the various funds you're dropping on cleaning supplies/dry cleaners/uniform items (unless the annual uniform allowance has similarly increased), paying into SGLI, AER, and whatever charities you choose...at least in my day it was pretty easy to run out of money. And that's as a truly single soldier, without alimony or child support to pay.

Now, while I appreciate Jack Daniels (and also that they're donating this money), I do recall two instances where I was short of funds for travel when I was in the service. The first was in basic training (I reported Dec. 1, and 2 1/2 weeks later they let us go home for the holidays); in that instance, I was advanced funds to pay for my plane tickets (and leave days). The second was when my grandmother died, and bless my veteran mother she knew enough to send the Red Cross message to get me home for the services. The message came in during PT formation in the morning, I was in the travel office with an approved AER loan by 10 am, and I was doing mach schnitzel through the desert on my way to the airport at 1:30 that afternoon.

So, yeah...soldiers can run out of money when they need to travel, but yeah, there are already ways for them to get the funds.

/Plus, remembering being a 20-something single soldier, I can pretty confidently say they'd rather have $101,000 worth of Jack.


Pay has doubled since '93? Isn't that normal with inflation around 20 years? Not denigrating your service, just saying that normally 20 years of inflation = 2x
 
2011-11-24 12:03:31 AM
Gyrfalcon: Only on Fark would a CORPORATION decide to do a decent thing for servicemen and women over the holidays; and everyone comes here to biatch and moan about it. Some say it's too much, some not enough, and some are saying soldiers don't deserve everything we can do for them and then some.

I applaud this and accept it in the spirit in which it was offered.


Thank you for saying what I was thinking. I know this is fark but how anyone could shiat on this boggles the mind. Some of the overly cynical types around here could use a reality enema.

/doing shots of Tennessee Honey this weekend in tribute
//screw you alcohol snobs, I like it
 
2011-11-24 12:28:10 AM
Can I get in on this? My home station is Fort Campbell. I think it might cost them a good chunk to send me home for Thanksgiving though :)
 
2011-11-24 12:34:48 AM
Stick that in your ear, Charles Rogers.

(might be obscure)
 
2011-11-24 01:10:25 AM
drake113: That's ironic; I'm paying $100 to spend my holiday season with Jack Daniels.

Then you just gave a roundhouse to the terrorists. Everybody wins!
 
2011-11-24 02:04:32 AM
Hiro Nakamura: Can I get in on this? My home station is Fort Campbell. I think it might cost them a good chunk to send me home for Thanksgiving though :)

You just need to raise a little cash. Soft-Hearted Sam's or Hard-Hearted Hannah's?
 
2011-11-24 02:28:16 AM
Taking the bus too demeaning?
 
2011-11-24 04:31:36 AM
I like the impulse, but I'm pretty sure these ppl are doing OK. I was, when I was in the military. It's civilians who likely need a plan like this, at this point in our country's economic decline.
 
2011-11-24 07:45:02 AM
Sounds a lot like what Link (new window) has been doing.
 
2011-11-24 07:47:28 AM
URAPNIS: lbeh.org

CrossEyedAtNite: Sounds a lot like what Link (new window) has been doing.

x3

www.lbeh.org (new window)
 
2011-11-24 09:13:39 AM
That's at least $200,000 worth of advertising, right there.
 
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