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My response to the article was positively Pavlovian.

I generally tell everyone that I don't like cranberry sauce, the truth is I've never had the nerve to taste it.

"Cranberry sauce"

NOT "I buried Paul".

Can't stand the stuff. The only proper use of cranberry is as juice to give vodka a slight reddish tint.

Very, very slight.

Cranberry sauce is disgusting.

That is all. Carry on.

The first time I said I was gonna cook Thanksgiving for me and the roommates and friends, 2 of them asked "Are you going to make cranberry sauce?"

I don't even LIKE cranberry sauce, but I looked up a recipe, bought the berries, and gave it a go. It turned out well, the two of them liked it...

... and maybe had about 2 tablespoons between them. The rest? In the fridge for a week. Untouched. Then the garbage.

fark cranberry sauce from scratch. Next person who asks for it can bring it themselves.

eraser8: I've been yelled at before about my apostasy on this topic...but, cranberry sauce should look like this:

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Not like this:

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I agree with you, and the rest of the year I prefer cranberry sauce that's homemade and delicious, but for Thanksgiving? For Thanksgiving it comes out of a can. It really is the fond childhood memories of having it sitting there, on the table, wiggling around as the bowl got bumped and plates were passed around. I don't want to have a Thanksgiving without it.

Oddly enough, my mother was the same way. She made cranberry sauce for all the other holiday dinners, like Christmas and such, but it was always canned sauce for Thanksgiving as well.

/wiggle wiggle little cranberry sauce!
//let future generations mistake you as jello as well!

Stopped reading at "a log-shaped gelatinous roll with ridges".

i will eat either the cylindrical mass that is cranberry sauce sent from the heavens to Miles Standish so many years ago, or the other that looks like someone just picked the berries and put them in a can, they both taste good. I prefer the can shaped ones though because as a child it was fun to see cranberry sauce laying on a saucer in the shape of the can it came out of. Even today it fascinates me and my youngest son as well it seems although he won't even empty it out of the can. Caught him with a spoon and open can in hand just chowing down.

/the mind it boggles

vegetarian spam

Canned cranberry sauce is the best, but why oh why did they start rounding the bottom of the cans? I used to be able to just turn it over and put a hole in it with the can opener but now I have to jab it with an ice pick or something dangerous to get the tasty ridged log to slide out. :(

/That's what she said?

It's cranberry jelly.

Only Americans would eat that citric acid and red dye #5 flavored gelatin turd and then defend it vehemently because their parents didn't earn enough to afford actual cranberry products.

Directly from a can. The way nature intended it.

give me doughnuts: Cranberry sauce without can-marks on the side is an affront to the Pilgrims, the Founding Fathers, and Little Baby Jeeeeeeee-zuss-ah!!

And if you can get a can with the date imprinted in it instead of stamped on, the slice with the date imprint is a premium piece. Cranberry sauce should be can-shaped.

MFAWG: Can't stand the stuff. The only proper use of cranberry is as juice to give vodka a slight reddish tint.

Very, very slight.

Agreed...homemade, can-shaped, don't care, I'm not having any of it!

"Log of Happiness"? More like Stump of Sadness.

/oh yeah, I'm trollin a cranberry thread!

Family homemade recipe or canned? The canned cranberry is my family's homemade recipe. Can't wait to have some tomorrow...unless my brother tries to be creative and makes cranberry relish. :(

/cold dead hands....you'll not pry it from!

FirstNationalBastard: eraser8: FirstNationalBastard: That top pic isn't a log of happiness!

Sure, it might aid in the creation of one eventually, but it is not a happy log!!1

You realize, of course, that we're enemies now.

Made by Jesus:

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Grown by some dirty hippie:

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That's all I'm saying.

Pretty much this.. I dunno why, ordinarily I'd be a huge food snob, but I seem to prefer the canned stuff, at least during the holidaze..

/It's as big as a baby Ren!!!
//dried cranberries are on a whole different level

socalnewwaver: evil saltine: It's cranberry jelly.

actually, it's not. there is such a thing as cranberry jelly. the log of happiness is more appropriately called jellied cranberry sauce.

Here's another Fark Thanksgiving favorite:

DAMNATION!

1 cup water + 1 cup sugar + cranberry + fire = good. I eat it all.

can + can opener = nasty jelly, pay me to eat it. I might.

I especially like it when it attacks movie theaters.