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(AnnArbor.com) Dumbass This guy knows how to pick a girl up. Unfortunately, he then threw her to the ground   (annarbor.com) divider line 25
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2011-11-23 06:20:59 PM
Chicks love a good suplex, no?
 
2011-11-23 06:25:53 PM
Yayy for the guys who stopped to help her and punched the creep!!!
 
2011-11-23 07:32:24 PM
At least we know what Bush said. That is some shiatty writing.
 
2011-11-23 07:32:28 PM
 
2011-11-23 07:36:05 PM
+30 STR

/rebuffed, and all.
 
2011-11-23 07:43:03 PM

"Bush said a few men were walking down South University Avenue near East University Avenue and saw the incident. The men ran over to the area and came to the woman's aid, forcing the man away from her with one of the witnesses punching the man in the face, Bush said."


They only went to her aid because after being dropped once there's no way she would reject two guys!

 
2011-11-23 07:47:56 PM
ITG it up all you want, but thank the stars those guys were there to help her.

We might of been reading about a rape instead of a bodyslam...


least he didnt go for the people's elbow.
 
2011-11-23 07:52:03 PM
A presumably pretty woman, walking alone, without a male family escort, at 2 in the morning? She deserves what she gets. Wear a burka, next time, you whore.
 
2011-11-23 07:55:14 PM
jingks: [globetribune.info image 340x261]

obligatory


Man, this aint my dad. This is a cell phone!
 
2011-11-23 07:57:09 PM
Well, biatch shouldn't have mouthed off like that.
 
2011-11-23 07:58:03 PM
Obviously he doesnt know that semen actually tastes like honey.
 
2011-11-23 08:01:04 PM
Sabyen91: At least we know what Bush said. That is some shiatty writing.

Came here to say that.

/Sounds like the guy likes bush.
 
2011-11-23 08:02:15 PM
He is an adult, not at all a part of her system.
 
2011-11-23 08:03:14 PM
Hip-hop music video thug wannabe jerkoff,almost for sure.

I see these morons downtown trying their pimp-daddy pickups when their friends can see, and getting shot down like Sopwith Camels. Of course, dem don wanna get diss by biatches in front a dem homies, so dem get nasty wit her.

Before the perpetually offended assume that I only dislike the behaviour because of skin colour, let me say that the white ones are among the worst of all. They need to compensate for not being the right colour for their schtick, and pour on the act.

Gee, I wonder why these guys have a rep for "preferring" big women
 
NGM
2011-11-23 08:05:46 PM
jingks: [globetribune.info image 340x261]

obligatory


A+ for the day
 
2011-11-23 08:08:20 PM
imprimere: jingks: [globetribune.info image 340x261]

obligatory

Man, this aint my dad. This is a cell phone!


Whatchu thing I'm stupid?
 
2011-11-23 08:10:21 PM
7 paragraphs and 9 "Bush said"s. That's some nice writin' there Lou.
 
2011-11-23 08:12:58 PM
BarbadoSlim: Well, biatch shouldn't have mouthed off like that.

FTA

The man is described as... between 5 feet 8 inches and 5 feet 10 inches tall, weighing about 220 pounds

I'll bet she said something along the lines of, "in your dreams, Fatso".
 
2011-11-23 08:42:31 PM
BarbadoSlim: Well, biatch shouldn't have mouthed off like that.

-dingdingding-
 
2011-11-23 09:04:24 PM
Why settle for one drunk guy when you can get four at once?
 
2011-11-23 09:12:05 PM
Subby here. Kinda surprised this one got greenlit. I submitted this one, too (new window) with the headline:
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Guy vandalized a bunch of nice cars because "life is unfair" and people weren't nice to him because he's Irish Catholic. Alcohol was involved to complete stereotype
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I thought that was the better one. Ya just can't tell....
 
2011-11-23 09:17:09 PM
JohnAnnArbor: Subby here. Kinda surprised this one got greenlit. I submitted this one, too (new window) with the headline:
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Guy vandalized a bunch of nice cars because "life is unfair" and people weren't nice to him because he's Irish Catholic. Alcohol was involved to complete stereotype
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I thought that was the better one. Ya just can't tell....


Eh, I like the greened one better. It starts "OK, so far so good" then goes to "WTF" territory. The one in your post is just "Yep, that's about right". The unexpected is funnier (and weirder).
 
2011-11-23 09:20:36 PM
somemoron: JohnAnnArbor: Subby here. Kinda surprised this one got greenlit. I submitted this one, too (new window) with the headline:
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Guy vandalized a bunch of nice cars because "life is unfair" and people weren't nice to him because he's Irish Catholic. Alcohol was involved to complete stereotype
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I thought that was the better one. Ya just can't tell....

Eh, I like the greened one better. It starts "OK, so far so good" then goes to "WTF" territory. The one in your post is just "Yep, that's about right". The unexpected is funnier (and weirder).


Good point.
 
2011-11-23 10:50:23 PM
some.old.lady.: Yayy for the guys who stopped to help her and punched the creep!!!

Meh, I'm sure she's a strong, independent woman who doesn't need men to fight her battles for her.
 
2011-11-24 12:14:10 AM
JNowe: some.old.lady.: Yayy for the guys who stopped to help her and punched the creep!!!

Meh, I'm sure she's a strong, independent woman who doesn't need men to fight her battles for her.


Boo-ya!
 
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