Bravo, subby. This is awesome. HOTY candidate for sure.

No surprises there. This is the Long island Failroad we're talking about.

Did the Governor lady send in more trains?

this concept of transportation confuses and infuriates me!

YodaBlues: Did the Governor lady send in more trains?

I am the greetest! Now I am leaving for no rason!

Glad to see it has all been covered, I'll shut the lights off on my way out,

The Omicronians are probably definitely my favorite Futurama characters.

Prepare the watercooler that we may gather around it later and discuss things!

One of these days, Ndnd...

Who's up for some Popplers?

My weight is appropriate and attractive!

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I see what you did there as well.

Why is it the articles greenlit solely for a narrow, one-joke headline rarely have lengthy threads?

This is an nnninndisaster.

GoodScout: [cache.ohinternet.com image 600x450]

Completely obligatory. Appreciated nonetheless as I prepare to venture into the hell that is Black Friday.

Preparte to harvest the lower horn!

dervish16108: No surprises there. This is the Long island Failroad we're talking about.

Seriously.

It never ceases to amaze me how horrible the conductors are for the LIRR. Any real RR company would have had someone at the controls that could have stopped that train in time, or at the very least swerved when someone appeared on the tracks.

If LIRR was smart they'd add flashing lights and gates to the crossings to warn people, and put 10' fences along the tracks anywhere else, so people know when and where to cross. Until they correct these glaring problems they must be held responsible for people who merely try to cross the tracks and go about their day.

westbound train from Ronkonkoma

What planet is that on?

Ler?

Lord help us if that man is a writer for an obscure Fox show about a female lawyer..

chaddsfarkprefect: Why is it the articles greenlit solely for a narrow, one-joke headline rarely have lengthy threads?

Your comment is bad and you should feel bad!

poindxtr: Ler?

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Sucks.

/oblig

My hands are sooo huge. They can touch anything but themselves.



/Oh wait.

Ndnd is gonna be pissed.

Was the train harmed?

chaddsfarkprefect: Why is it the articles greenlit solely for a narrow, one-joke headline rarely have lengthy threads?

Fark does not work that way!

You know how many idiots have been killed there? Do a google news archive search. This has been going on since 1914, yes 1914

/lived in C.I., greatest town

Harvest the human's lower horn!

chaddsfarkprefect: Why is it the articles greenlit solely for a narrow, one-joke headline rarely have lengthy threads?

Are there a lot of multi joke headlines?

Malacon: dervish16108: No surprises there. This is the Long island Failroad we're talking about.

Seriously.

It never ceases to amaze me how horrible the conductors are for the LIRR. Any real RR company would have had someone at the controls that could have stopped that train in time, or at the very least swerved when someone appeared on the tracks.




/results may vary

Helen Palsgraf was struck by scales when it happened.

/too obscure?

Malacon: Any real RR company would have had someone at the controls that could have stopped that train in time, or at the very least swerved when someone appeared on the tracks.

His first wife knew when to shut the hell up.

germ78: His first wife knew when to shut the hell up.

Males are from Omicron Persei 9, females are from Omicron Persei 7.

YodaBlues: Did the Governor lady send in more trains?

Yes, so people wouldn't be late for work.

ch2cch3: Helen Palsgraf was struck by scales when it happened.

/too obscure?

Not to the lawyers, no.

FreakinB: If someone really wants to get in front of a train, they're going to do it one way or another.

Freedom Day means doing whatever you want, and to spleh with the consequences!

maachubo: FreakinB: If someone really wants to get in front of a train, they're going to do it one way or another.

Freedom Day means doing whatever you want, and to spleh with the consequences!

You know, kinda like how I live everyday.

Candygram4Mongo: FreakinB: Malacon: dervish16108: No surprises there. This is the Long island Failroad we're talking about.

Seriously.

It never ceases to amaze me how horrible the conductors are for the LIRR. Any real RR company would have had someone at the controls that could have stopped that train in time, or at the very least swerved when someone appeared on the tracks.

If LIRR was smart they'd add flashing lights and gates to the crossings to warn people, and put 10' fences along the tracks anywhere else, so people know when and where to cross. Until they correct these glaring problems they must be held responsible for people who merely try to cross the tracks and go about their day.

I'm a daily LIRR rider. They already have lights at the crossings and fences on the side of the tracks (though not fences everywhere, I'll give you that). But in a lot of cases, it doesn't matter. If someone really wants to get in front of a train, they're going to do it one way or another.

Riders, pedestrians, and railroad management seem to have lrrreconcilable ndndifferences...

*slow clap* Not only a Futurama reference, but a contextual reference that includes the damn episode title. +TWO farking internets. Well played.

Brawsters_Millions: www.christchurchmrc.org.uk

/results may vary

JWideman: cdn2.hark.com

FreakinB: I'm a daily LIRR rider. They already have lights at the crossings and fences on the side of the tracks (though not fences everywhere, I'll give you that). But in a lot of cases, it doesn't matter. If someone really wants to get in front of a train, they're going to do it one way or another.




/I was making fun of dervish16108

hbk72777: /lived in C.I., greatest town

That must have been ages ago...

/just escaped