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(Mediaite) Strange Pat Robertson asks Condoleeza Rice, "What is this Mac and Cheese, is that a black thing?"   (mediaite.com) divider line 227
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make me some tea [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 03:42:15 PM
I ... what?
 
BroVinny
2011-11-23 03:55:58 PM
I must be black, then.

/white
 
dahmers love zombie [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 03:58:24 PM
i.imgur.com
 
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 04:21:31 PM
If your mac and cheese is black you've clearly cooked it way too long.
 
what_now [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 04:21:36 PM
What the fark is Condoleeza Rice doing on the 700 club? Honestly?
 
I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 04:26:07 PM
"Black thing" applies more to something like a James Brown single, more so than yellow mac and cheese.

/I wonder how common macaroni is in China...
 
Sin_City_Superhero [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 04:27:32 PM
"What is this Mac and Cheese, is that a black thing?"

Nope. Yellow.
 
smells_like_meat [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 05:03:16 PM
Pat Robertson is still alive?
 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 05:18:33 PM
what_now: What the fark is Condoleeza Rice doing on the 700 club? Honestly?

Selling her book to people who can't read.
 
what_now [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 05:19:20 PM
NewportBarGuy: what_now: What the fark is Condoleeza Rice doing on the 700 club? Honestly?

Selling her book to people who can't read.

In that case, she should really run for president. The audience overlap is pretty big.
 
SilentStrider [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 05:30:11 PM
*stunned silence*
 
Nabb1 [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 05:31:48 PM
what_now: NewportBarGuy: what_now: What the fark is Condoleeza Rice doing on the 700 club? Honestly?

Selling her book to people who can't read.

In that case, she should really run for president. The audience overlap is pretty big.

www.wikisummaries.org

Indeed.

/Kidding. Come on, it's close to 5:00 before a holiday.
 
Nabb1 [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 05:33:54 PM
Also, I always thought Pat was a bit of an idiot, but not knowing "mac and cheese"? Is the old man senile at this point? You know, the best place to get mac and cheese are soul food places where they list it as a "vegetable." Then again I guess that explains why Pat may be a little lost on the concept.
 
DamnYankees [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 05:34:21 PM
Dude doesn't know what mac and cheese is? I don't even care about the racism on this one - I just pity anyone who doesn't know what mac and cheese is.
 
what_now [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 05:34:54 PM
Nabb1: Indeed.

/Kidding. Come on, it's close to 5:00 before a holiday.


Valid, but he was actually running.

Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum and Michelle Bachman are the only ones who are *actually* trying to be president in 2012.

Huntsman is laying groundwork for 2016, RONPAUL forgot his medication, and the rest of those clowns are on a book tour.
 
DarthBrooks [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 05:35:28 PM
In before "naming your kid Velveeta" discussion.
 
what_now [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 05:36:55 PM
I'm the whitest little white girl here. I'm from New Hampshire, and a New Hampshire cracker is unlike any other cracker you've seen before.

I'm pretty sure I've been eating Mac N cheese- the fancy kind mom makes a bechemel sauce for, the Kraft kind, and the 99 cent Shoppers Value kind- since before I could walk.
 
downstairs [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 05:41:43 PM
Does he seriously not know what it is, or has he just never heard of it as part of a Thanksgiving/Christmas dinner?
 
Peter von Nostrand [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 05:41:48 PM
Motherfarker I want some more iced tea!
 
coco ebert [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 05:43:01 PM
I always thought of mac and cheese as the quintessential white people dish.
 
Peter von Nostrand [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 05:43:06 PM
what_now: I'm the whitest little white girl here. I'm from New Hampshire, and a New Hampshire cracker is unlike any other cracker you've seen before.

I'm pretty sure I've been eating Mac N cheese- the fancy kind mom makes a bechemel sauce for, the Kraft kind, and the 99 cent Shoppers Value kind- since before I could walk.

What? There are no chicks on the internets
 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 05:48:07 PM
i59.photobucket.com
 
gilgigamesh [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 05:49:59 PM
coco ebert: I always thought of mac and cheese as the quintessential white people dish.

I think that now that its a whole "Foodie" thing -- you know, macaroni made with Havarti cheese or whatever -- yeah. Definitely white people food.

Ordinary mac-n-cheese is just bulk poor people food though. That's why Pat doesn't know what it is.
 
TsarTom [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 05:50:44 PM
Wasn't Rice, it was his co-host.

submitted earlier with an accurate headline.
 
Relatively Obscure [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 05:51:29 PM
I can't figure out if he's saying he has never heard of macaroni and cheese, or if he's surprised to hear of it served on a holiday.
 
lordaction
2011-11-23 05:51:55 PM
Well, when you are on welfare it is pretty much the only thing you can afford to buy.
 
Three Crooked Squirrels [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 06:06:21 PM
Mac & C.H.E.E.S.E. (new window)
 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 06:09:58 PM
TsarTom: Wasn't Rice, it was his co-host.

submitted earlier with an accurate headline.

They all look the same to subby.

Was it the same chick from the Victoria Jackson derpfest? I'm not watching that crap.
 
Lionel Mandrake [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 06:11:24 PM
People send this guy money.

Lots of it.

/America is doomed

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
 
snuff3r [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 06:12:23 PM
I haven't had that crap since I was a poor uni student, having moved out of my parents house for the first time. I don't know how people can call it food. Yellow, salty mush. Eugh.
 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 06:14:31 PM
Never mind. I watched it. Why do people have so much self-hatred that they try to be liked by a group that dislikes them? "It IS a black thing, Pat!" You poor thing.
 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 06:15:28 PM
snuff3r: I haven't had that crap since I was a poor uni student, having moved out of my parents house for the first time. I don't know how people can call it food. Yellow, salty mush. Eugh.

I now approve of our invasion of Australia. Add him to the list.
 
GAT_00 [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 06:23:04 PM
I'm guessing this shows just how rich and out of touch he is.
 
thismomentinblackhistory [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 06:24:13 PM
I'm renaming myself to thismomentinmacandcheesehistory.
 
snuff3r [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 06:31:33 PM
snuff3r: I haven't had that crap since I was a poor uni student, having moved out of my parents house for the first time. I don't know how people can call it food. Yellow, salty mush. Eugh.

So long as the Americans don't replace the vegemite section on my supermarket shelves with a mac and cheese section, i don't care who runs the country. Couldn't be run any worse than it is atm.

/oh, and you can keep your chrstian theocracy too, thanks
 
snuff3r [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 06:32:23 PM
NewportBarGuy: I now approve of our invasion of Australia. Add him to the list.

/quote-fail
 
coco ebert [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 06:33:59 PM
thismomentinblackhistory: I'm renaming myself to thismomentinmacandcheesehistory.

hahaha
 
shanrick [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 06:40:38 PM
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Lean closer to your monitor. Can you smell it?
Go ahead and lick your screen. Nobody's watching.
 
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat
2011-11-23 06:51:52 PM
Irrespective of Pat's comment, the best Mac & Cheese I've had has been from a soul food place that caters some of our work events. With a little cracked pepper or some hot sauce, Lord it's good.

But, really Pat? No Mac & Cheese ever?
 
WTF Indeed
2011-11-23 07:00:34 PM
what_now: What the fark is Condoleeza Rice doing on the 700 club? Honestly?

Attempting to sell her version of being apart of an administration that lead us into war where 4,500 American to their deaths and tens of thousands injured that was all based on lies and half-truths. She's basically upset that all that education, and all that good work she did before and since will mean nothing in the scope of history.
 
Soup4Bonnie
2011-11-23 07:10:26 PM
My wife makes the best Mac and Cheese in the world and I can't wait to run home and tell her we're black.
 
Relatively Obscure [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 07:14:32 PM
snuff3r: Yellow, salty mush.

snuff3r: don't replace the vegemite

Your opinion has no value.
 
Lionel Mandrake [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 07:19:30 PM
Relatively Obscure: snuff3r: Yellow, salty mush.

snuff3r: don't replace the vegemite

Your opinion has no value.

So, yellow, salty mush: bad
brown, salty mush: good

I like mac and cheese ok, but vegemite almost made me puke
 
GAT_00 [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 07:25:23 PM
WTF Indeed: what_now: What the fark is Condoleeza Rice doing on the 700 club? Honestly?

Attempting to sell her version of being apart of an administration that lead us into war where 4,500 American to their deaths and tens of thousands injured that was all based on lies and half-truths. She's basically upset that all that education, and all that good work she did before and since will mean nothing in the scope of history.

You know what would have sold that? Quitting.

She stayed and got promoted.
 
eraser8 [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 07:26:29 PM
When I was a kid, my mom never made mac and cheese. My only exposure to it was in the school cafeteria...with predictable results.

It wasn't until I was an adult that I tasted mac and cheese with something other than Velveeta. Have to admit it was pretty good. Still not one of my go-to sides, though.
 
Britney Spear's Speculum
2011-11-23 07:29:03 PM
i566.photobucket.com
 
liverleef
2011-11-23 07:42:43 PM
Seriously, if havent had mac n cheese with ribs and grape drink then you're missing out.
 
snuff3r [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 07:43:01 PM
Lionel Mandrake:
So, yellow, salty mush: bad
brown, salty mush: good

Well, yeah. Durrr. My brown crap is made from beer(-by-products)!
 
Coelacanth
2011-11-23 07:47:42 PM
When I make mac and cheese, I usually throw in a heaping spoonful of ricotta cheese and a sprinkle of Parmesan.
 
Relatively Obscure [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 07:50:38 PM
snuff3r: Lionel Mandrake:
So, yellow, salty mush: bad
brown, salty mush: good

Well, yeah. Durrr. My brown crap is made from beer(-by-products)!

So is my piss.
 
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