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(clatl.com) Silly A picture of John Fitzgerald Page's cheerleader costume has surfaced. He needs to be at the costume shop in 26 minutes. (7th pic from the bottom)   (clatl.com) divider line 77
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SilentStrider [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 05:33:54 PM
can i get some brain bleach, stat?
 
coco ebert [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 05:47:01 PM
Last one is great.
 
gilgigamesh [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 05:54:05 PM
The "murder of crows" ruled.
 
gilgigamesh [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 05:56:14 PM
coco ebert: Last one is great.

That's the one that won.

Deservedly so.
 
CornDog in 2012
2011-11-23 06:52:38 PM
Don't get the 26 minutes reference
 
rebelyell2006
2011-11-23 06:54:32 PM
coco ebert: Last one is great.

Last one's hair is too long to be one of Jeffrey Dahmer's victims. Pretty close, but not 100%. Still, it is pretty ingenious.
 
The First Four Black Sabbath Albums
2011-11-23 06:55:15 PM
Wow, he's really hit hard times. I bet he'd give you a handy for $4.99.
 
InOmnibusCaritas [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 06:55:24 PM
CornDog in 2012: Don't get the 26 minutes reference

Link (new window)

You must be new here...
 
Ishkur [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 06:56:30 PM
Why are we still following this guy? Weren't his 15 minutes up 26 minutes ago?

He probably relishes in it now.
 
drjekel_mrhyde
2011-11-23 06:57:42 PM
That first girl has a Sponge Bob body
 
ArtosRC
2011-11-23 06:58:18 PM
He's totally repressing something. Can't tell what, though.
 
Abix
2011-11-23 06:59:13 PM
Classic.
 
darkhorse23 [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 06:59:34 PM
ArtosRC: He's totally repressing something. Can't tell what, though.

In that outfit, he's 'repressing his candy'.
 
fusillade762
2011-11-23 07:01:20 PM
gilgigamesh: The "murder of crows" ruled.

Ditto. Reminded me of that scene in "First Contact" when all the Borg are marching out of a darkened room.
 
Clemkadidlefark
2011-11-23 07:02:25 PM
Isn't that a back up dancer from the Ukrainian gay dance band Kazaky?
 
Head_Shot [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 07:02:29 PM
LOL....I was wondering when we'd hear about this narcissistic blowhole again. He's quite the artist.
WINNING!
 
Gen. Patton Harvey Oswalt
2011-11-23 07:02:58 PM
ArtosRC: He's totally repressing something. Can't tell what, though.

A big coiler.
 
BravadoGT [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 07:09:41 PM
One of my real-life FB friends had Mr. Page as one of his friends. He knew him from high school and was unaware of his online...er...reputation. Poor guy--has Page AND me on his list....
 
The Voice of Doom
2011-11-23 07:11:10 PM
Head_Shot
LOL....I was wondering when we'd hear about this narcissistic blowhole again.

I'm skeptical, though:
www.clusterfake.net
His pic is the only one without a "submitted by" caption, so he might not have been AWing himself this time.
 
Rapmaster2000
2011-11-23 07:11:59 PM
gilgigamesh: The "murder of crows" ruled.

I actually saw them in person in the dark at this outdoor party in a rundown warehouse complex. They were cooler in person. In staring at them I stumbled into mud puddle and had to spend the rest of the night as Duffman with freezing feet. OH NO!
 
rebelyell2006
2011-11-23 07:14:24 PM
The Voice of Doom: [www.clusterfake.net image 216x325]

You sick bastard.
 
que.guero
2011-11-23 07:14:49 PM
He just doesn't get it, does he?
 
magicgoo
2011-11-23 07:18:58 PM
We're his collective stalker.
 
SH
2011-11-23 07:24:09 PM
 
Nina_Hartley's_Ass
2011-11-23 07:25:02 PM
The Voice of Doom: Head_Shot
LOL....I was wondering when we'd hear about this narcissistic blowhole again.

I'm skeptical, though:
[www.clusterfake.net image 216x325]
His pic is the only one without a "submitted by" caption, so he might not have been AWing himself this time.

I'm not convinced it's him. Seems younger and thinner than I expected.
 
anarchy_x
2011-11-23 07:27:48 PM
Nina_Hartley's_Ass: The Voice of Doom: Head_Shot
LOL....I was wondering when we'd hear about this narcissistic blowhole again.

I'm skeptical, though:
[www.clusterfake.net image 216x325]
His pic is the only one without a "submitted by" caption, so he might not have been AWing himself this time.

I'm not convinced it's him. Seems younger and thinner than I expected.

Maybe he made it to the gym...
 
Rubberband Girl [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 07:27:54 PM
The jellyfish was my favorite! It's cute AND practical (if it rains).
 
Speaker2Animals [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 07:28:59 PM
Ishkur: Why are we still following this guy? Weren't his 15 minutes up 26 minutes ago?

He probably relishes in it now.

Holy shiat! I thought it might just be a lookalike. Those were a couple of the funniest threads ever. Douchnozzle Von Crunk was about the same time frame, wasn't it?
 
FredaDeStilleto
2011-11-23 07:32:04 PM
Looks like he shaved his arms and legs for authenticity.
 
Kolstoe
2011-11-23 07:35:22 PM
JFP thread? its been awhile.
 
ZMugg
2011-11-23 07:38:13 PM
FredaDeStilleto: Looks like he shaved his arms and legs for authenticity.

Wouldn't a Georgia cheerleader require MORE body hair?

Just askin'.
 
buckler [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 07:41:43 PM
I wonder if he'll be wearing that when he comes to interview you for that modeling job in the lobby of his friends' condo?
 
skinink
2011-11-23 07:46:13 PM

Spider Tramp, Spider Tramp, does whatever a Spider Tramp can...


clatl.com

 
buckler [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 07:48:25 PM
skinink: Spider Tramp, Spider Tramp, does whatever a Spider Tramp can...
[clatl.com image 230x685]

Can she swing, from a web? No she can't, she's a tramp.
 
mab1823
2011-11-23 07:48:51 PM
It's like I just knew I needed to be here right now.

If that article was from this year, then he's used that same costume at least twice. I've found other pics of him in it. (shudder)
 
Omahawg
2011-11-23 07:48:53 PM
i don't even care what this article concerns. meh

29.media.tumblr.com
 
karasoth
2011-11-23 07:52:08 PM
i84.photobucket.com

NOSTALGIA
 
mab1823
2011-11-23 07:52:41 PM
i101.photobucket.com
 
The Voice of Doom
2011-11-23 07:57:00 PM
Nina_Hartley's_Ass
I'm not convinced it's him. Seems younger and thinner than I expected.

Then again, it would certainly have been a nice addition to his old Geocities page:


www.clusterfake.net(full size)
www.clusterfake.net
Flexing in Drag, Internet
 
Mini Ditka [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 08:01:14 PM
Welcome back JFP, it's been too long.
 
feckingmorons [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 08:05:46 PM
magicgoo: We're his collective stalker.

Fecker is still not a Mensa member, I checked the directory:
(I can't post the whole directory or even everybody's full name and city. However you can see there is no J)

img84.imageshack.us


/If you show your Mensa membership card you can get a Venti flavor of the day at Starbucks for $6.50
 
veale728
2011-11-23 08:06:23 PM
mab1823: [i101.photobucket.com image 600x450]

i154.photobucket.com
 
mab1823
2011-11-23 08:07:13 PM
I still run into him from time to time. I laugh, and walk the other way.
 
pervvywanker
2011-11-23 08:07:49 PM
CornDog in 2012: Don't get the 26 minutes reference

You haven't been paying the fark attention.
 
buckler [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 08:09:45 PM
Mini Ditka: Welcome back JFP, it's been too long.

Right? I miss the epic, epic JFP thread.
 
karasoth
2011-11-23 08:20:07 PM
buckler: Mini Ditka: Welcome back JFP, it's been too long.

Right? I miss the epic, epic JFP thread.

Also Goons, Anon, and other internet malcontents were harassing him

thats not a fate I wish on anyone

The whole of the internet malcontent community harrassing him
 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 08:24:19 PM
clatl.com

How YOU doin'?
 
buckler [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 08:32:06 PM
karasoth: buckler: Mini Ditka: Welcome back JFP, it's been too long.

Right? I miss the epic, epic JFP thread.

Also Goons, Anon, and other internet malcontents were harassing him

thats not a fate I wish on anyone

The whole of the internet malcontent community harrassing him

He kind of deserved it for his unrepentant douchebaggery. Maybe not as much as that chick harassing her dying kid neighbor, but still...
 
gymin26minutes
2011-11-23 08:33:33 PM
Ishkur: Why are we still following this guy? Weren't his 15 minutes up 26 minutes ago?

He probably relishes in it now.

You'd like to think that wouldn't you?!?!?


p.s. you sound fat
 
karasoth
2011-11-23 08:36:04 PM
DjangoStonereaver: [clatl.com image 600x800]

How YOU doin'?

Truly Outrageous
 
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