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"It was a million to one shot Doc!"

Calmamity: If you can't fight your way out of a crummy pot metal "clothes horse" you deserve all the laughter and derision that is coming to you.

Just bend the fu*ker, hoss.

Or just use a screwdriver to take it apart. What sort of college student doesn't have a screwdriver?

Look at me, I'm an attention whore.

I see your clothes horse, and I raise you Ballsack Conundrum.

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Amusing is a fine tag, but I think Dumbass or Stupid would have worked better.

rebelyell2006: Calmamity: If you can't fight your way out of a crummy pot metal "clothes horse" you deserve all the laughter and derision that is coming to you.

Just bend the fu*ker, hoss.

Or just use a screwdriver to take it apart. What sort of college student doesn't have a screwdriver?

Maybe it was a dry dorm.

rebelyell2006: Calmamity: If you can't fight your way out of a crummy pot metal "clothes horse" you deserve all the laughter and derision that is coming to you.

Just bend the fu*ker, hoss.

Or just use a screwdriver to take it apart. What sort of college student doesn't have a screwdriver?

What good is this gonna do them?

Man, fat chicks will go to any lengths to get a 'date'. "Oh, thank you so much for rescuing me. You are so strong. Is there a Mrs. Fireman?"

Aar1012: This reminds me of some of the weird shiat my friends did to me at university. I was duct taped to a chair and dragged into the elevator. Tied to a closet door. My friends took rope from the bathroom door to another door so I couldn't open it. The only difference? I managed to get out and not panic!

/Good times

Those weren't your friends.

thelunatick:
Or just use a screwdriver to take it apart. What sort of college student doesn't have a screwdriver?

What good is this gonna do them?


When the firemen showed up, it would explain why her head was trapped in a clothes rack.

She obviously won't be curing cancer or becoming an astronaut in her lifetime, let's be serious.

She's a woman.

For God's sake don't let her near a paper bag and swimming pool!

/IQ right about room temp
//Degrees C.....

Aar1012: This reminds me of some of the weird shiat my friends did to me at university. I was duct taped to a chair and dragged into the elevator. Tied to a closet door. My friends took rope from the bathroom door to another door so I couldn't open it. The only difference? I managed to get out and not panic!

/Good times

Were you ever "pennied in"? Where someone pushes in really hard on the door while it's locked then sticks coins in the created gap between the door and frame. When they let go of the door there is so much pressure on the lock that you can't open the door.

Britney Spear's Speculum: lame

Truly.

Given the headline, I was expecting a still from a Crush-Porn video at least.

"....mucking about" in her flatmate's bedroom "


Eeeeeh, English please.

Woman trapped by horse in Derby?

I was expecting Kentucky.

Sorry guys, I hate to break it to you...

...but let's face it...

...you'd hit it.

"Even if we played so far over our heads that our noses bled for a week, the girls would still go out with the guys from Camp Mohawk because they got all the money! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! It just. Doesn't Matter! It just. Doesn't. Matter!"

I'm pretty sure I could have found my way out of that thing. Probably just an attention whore.

Of COURSE she's British. Why would you think otherwise?

lake_huron: Sorry guys, I hate to break it to you...

...but let's face it...

...you'd hit it.

With a wire rack!

I was expecting something good. Damn it, Orton.

need help soonish?

I hope they provided her with some information on an assisted living facility. The dumb whore.

paygun: I hope they provided her with some information on an assisted living facility. The dumb whore.

Wait, that was uncalled for. No evidence she's a whore.

FTA: Danielle Morgan said she had been "mucking about" in her flatmate's bedroom when the accident happened.

Suuure it was an accident.

Like a dolphin getting caught in a 6 pack holder....

If something like that ever happened to me or a friend of mine, I don't think calling the fire department would ever cross our minds. We would've bent it. If it was tough, use a lever to bend it, use a hacksaw, or if we didn't have one, go to the store and buy a hacksaw. If we were too drunk to drive, sorry sweetheart, we're going to have to wait until morning.

/who calls the fire department for such shenanigans?

I don't know why she got her head stuck in a fly, perhaps she will die.

"clothes horse?" around here we call them hangers.

maitri: She was so very scared.

Done in one.

kudayta: Aar1012: This reminds me of some of the weird shiat my friends did to me at university. I was duct taped to a chair and dragged into the elevator. Tied to a closet door. My friends took rope from the bathroom door to another door so I couldn't open it. The only difference? I managed to get out and not panic!

/Good times

Those weren't your friends.

Reminds me of the time my friends drove me out to the middle of the desert for a concert. Turns out there was no concert, those knuckleheads left me out there without any water, but I finally made my way back to civilization. While I was gone, they took turns banging my girlfriend. Good times, good friends.

odd dresser but she gets great reception

I laughed. Still not as funny as Vorpal's pic though.