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2011-11-23 04:00:50 PM
When it comes to Kashrut, Jewish law regulating what food is permitted and what is not, those issues have nothing to do with the actual taste* of the product, but rather its origin. It's pork itself that is forbidden.

So, really, it's eating the actual animal that creates a problem, not the flavor. Which is why I can, for example, enjoy a pizza with kosher soy-based fake pepperoni, even though I would be breaking several prohibitions if I ate an actual pizza that was made with both dairy cheese and actual meat. As it is, I am enjoying a perfectly kosher meal within the boundaries of Torah.

I mean, it's not like pork-tasting product anything new, kosher (fake)'bacon-bits' for salads and such have been featured in grocery stores for decades. I suppose that the novelty is that this is actual meat that tastes like pork, and not soy-based or tofu-based or whatever-not-meat-based.

*with the exception of a taste derived from a non-kosher product, which has to do with the transfer of property from a non-kosher product to a kosher product, and not the actual taste.
 
2011-11-23 04:20:01 PM
BTs probably will be happy...

I actually kinda like the bright pink and white striped "facon" some of my veggie friends eat. And yeah, bacon bits too.
 
2011-11-23 05:27:21 PM
Don't they still make beef bacon?

My mom refused to eat pork (7th Day Adventist) so we had to eat beef bacon or MSF fake bacon growing up.
 
2011-11-23 05:28:32 PM
This is NOT bacon. Bacon comes from pigs. You want bacon? Leave your quaint religion.
 
2011-11-23 05:30:06 PM
InfernalCatfish: Bacon comes from pigs.

Riiiight, some wonderful, magical animal.
 
2011-11-23 05:30:30 PM
OMG

My sky fairy says I can't eat pig meat!!
 
2011-11-23 05:30:41 PM
or you could not care about your outdated sky wizard and just eat the farking bacon
 
2011-11-23 05:31:46 PM
Who cares? Eat what ever you want people or what ever that guy you want to believe tells you.
 
2011-11-23 05:32:15 PM
Israelis have no problem enjoying bacon. It's jewish people who have a problem with bacon. Ones that actually practice, not ones that just call themselves jews because their ancestors were.

/vegetarian
 
2011-11-23 05:32:46 PM
 
2011-11-23 05:33:12 PM
Makes about as much sense as tofu burgers and dogs.
 
2011-11-23 05:35:00 PM
I had my first beef bacon in Kuwait during a deployment there. Not bad. It definitely tasted different than pork, but I'm not going to complain. The fake pepperoni though, blech....
 
2011-11-23 05:39:23 PM
InfernalCatfish: This is NOT bacon. Bacon comes from pigs. You want bacon? Leave your quaint religion.

This is all that needs to be said here. Thread over!
 
2011-11-23 05:39:36 PM
My favorite thing about bacon: Eating the chewy white ends that curl up while you have the center of the strip crispy.
 
2011-11-23 05:40:56 PM
This space intentionaly left blank: InfernalCatfish: This is NOT bacon. Bacon comes from pigs. You want bacon? Leave your quaint religion.

This is all that needs to be said here. Thread over!


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2011-11-23 05:41:34 PM
Oblig.

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2011-11-23 05:42:09 PM
Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
 
2011-11-23 05:42:46 PM
Religious people is so dumb.
 
2011-11-23 05:43:54 PM
Bacon is farking terrible. You guys all need to pull you're collevetive heads out of you're asses and face the facts. Bacon is just another awful breakfast meat that they produce to much of, so the media creates a stir about it being the greatest thing ever, and every single last one of you is buying into it. Wake up!
 
2011-11-23 05:44:59 PM
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2011-11-23 05:45:07 PM
bacon-like products made from duck are quite delicious as well. Also, duck prosccuto. I stopped eating pig products 6 months ago. Grew up in a Jewish family so I never really got the taste for pig in the first place, with the exception for Bacon. But ham and pork chops or whatever else just tastes the way a wet dog smells to me.
 
2011-11-23 05:45:37 PM
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2011-11-23 05:45:41 PM
Just in time for Hanukkah: kosher 'pork'!

With all the other fake pork products out already, it's probably not that big of a deal.
 
2011-11-23 05:45:45 PM
R Kelly's Doo Doo Butter: Wake up!

and smell the bacon
 
2011-11-23 05:46:30 PM
BaCoN tHrEaD!!!

I'll start: Canned bacon for your alien invasion survival kit, or maybe camping.

/Bacon is horrible, and you shouldn't eat it.
//Leaving more bacon for me.
 
2011-11-23 05:47:11 PM
Tatsuma: though I would be breaking several prohibitions if I ate an actual pizza that was made with both dairy cheese and actual meat


So, a Velveeta & peperoni pizza would be just fine, then?
 
2011-11-23 05:47:33 PM
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2011-11-23 05:47:40 PM
Tatsuma: When it comes to Kashrut, Jewish law regulating what food is permitted and what is not, those issues have nothing to do with the actual taste* of the product, but rather its origin. It's pork itself that is forbidden.

I wonder how this squares with the principle of "building a fence around the Torah," though. Traditional Jews have avoided mixing fowl and milk for centuries because even though fowl is not considered meat, it is enough like meat that it could make people confused. If traditional Jews start eating food that tastes like pork, but isn't, doesn't that create a similar problem? Is it very easy to tell the difference between real pork and this other "pork" when it's cooked into food? I am really curious how a Charedi rabbi could sign off on this when the Orthodox have traditionally overcompensated to make absolutely sure we couldn't possibly be breaking any rules.

/Not Orthodox
//Still don't eat the bacon
///Not even Turkey bacon
////Other people can do what they want
 
2011-11-23 05:48:10 PM
An aunt went to Israel in the late 40s, early 50s, and was an early kibbutznik at Gal-On.

I met her in the 70s when she visited. We met at a Bob's Big Boy where we had breakfast.

So let me tell you what kibbutznik's eat.... Because apparently pigs grow relatively easily in the desert.
 
2011-11-23 05:48:43 PM
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2011-11-23 05:49:35 PM
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2011-11-23 05:50:31 PM
www.thinkgeek.com
 
2011-11-23 05:51:26 PM
skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

So do cows in feed lots...chickens in coops, and any other animal you pen up and force to shiat on the floor of its pen. Out in the open pigs are no more likely to wallow in their own shiat than any other animal. They do like to root in the ground, though, but that's to find the tasty, tasty truffles (and other food).
 
2011-11-23 05:51:38 PM
Petey4335: So, a Velveeta & peperoni pizza would be just fine, then?

Actually that sounds disgusting.
 
2011-11-23 05:52:22 PM
StoneColdAtheist: skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

So do cows in feed lots...chickens in coops, and any other animal you pen up and force to shiat on the floor of its pen. Out in the open pigs are no more likely to wallow in their own shiat than any other animal. They do like to root in the ground, though, but that's to find the tasty, tasty truffles (and other food).


Somebody inform Jules!
 
2011-11-23 05:55:01 PM
R Kelly's Doo Doo Butter: Bacon is farking terrible. You guys all need to pull you're collevetive heads out of you're asses and face the facts. Bacon is just another awful breakfast meat that they produce to much of, so the media creates a stir about it being the greatest thing ever, and every single last one of you is buying into it. Wake up!

There are three possibilities that come to mind:
1) You're a troll.
2) You're buying inferior bacon--for not all bacon is created equal.
3) You don't know how to properly cook your bacon.

. . . now take your blasphemy somewhere else, heathen.
 
2011-11-23 05:55:33 PM
R Kelly's Doo Doo Butter: You guys all need to pull you're collevetive heads out of you're asses and face the facts.

Collevetive is my new favorite word.
 
2011-11-23 05:56:17 PM
CornDog in 2012: [darog.smbks.net image 375x200]

I don't think you understand what the word "last" means.
 
2011-11-23 05:58:17 PM
darog.smbks.net
 
2011-11-23 05:59:35 PM
skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

Only because of the way they are raised. A wild hog doesn't eat and crap in the same spot. They do like to wallow in a good mud hole, but given the room, they don't shiat where they sleep.

I hope you don't like chicken, 'cause that's a filthy animal that eats it's own shiat
 
2011-11-23 06:00:36 PM
darog.smbks.net
 
2011-11-23 06:02:46 PM
LeglessDog: There are three possibilities that come to mind:
1) You're a troll.
2) You're buying inferior bacon--for not all bacon is created equal.
3) You don't know how to properly cook your bacon.

. . . now take your blasphemy somewhere else, heathen.


I'm going with #1. There's no way in hell this guy don't know about the magic that is bacon.
 
2011-11-23 06:03:59 PM
 
2011-11-23 06:05:32 PM
CornDog in 2012: WTF is your malfunction? Knock it off.
 
2011-11-23 06:06:40 PM
TheWhoppah: Religious people is so dumb.

Hear, hear. Nothing more ridiculous than watching people structure their food intake on the 3000 year old ramblings of goat herding pedophiles.
 
2011-11-23 06:06:59 PM
Tatsuma: When it comes to Kashrut, Jewish law regulating what food is permitted and what is not, those issues have nothing to do with the actual taste* of the product, but rather its origin. It's pork itself that is forbidden.

I've got $20 that says the first jew/israeli/'forbidden peoples'/etc tried to catch a pig, couldn't, and then ate 'shrooms instead, tripped balls, and swore off pig meat for his clan because he couldn't catch it to slaughter it.

/prove me wrong
//not racist
///just a theory
 
2011-11-23 06:07:04 PM
skinink: That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

You know they cut out the meaty bits and cook them first, right? You're not required to kiss it before eating it or anything.

Mushrooms grow in piles of rot. Do you eat them?
 
2011-11-23 06:09:47 PM
ultraholland: or you could not care about your outdated sky wizard and just eat the farking bacon

don't tell them that, dude; the price of bacon would skyrocket if there were another 2/5/10 million consumers of it.
 
2011-11-23 06:10:48 PM
urban.derelict: I've got $20 that says the first jew/israeli/'forbidden peoples'/etc tried to catch a pig, couldn't, and then ate 'shrooms instead, tripped balls, and swore off pig meat for his clan because he couldn't catch it to slaughter it.

You're much more kind than me in your theory. I always assumed that early religious leaders owned some livestock other than pigs and declared pigs off-limits to increase sales. Or at best that they had a long tradition of raising sheep and didn't want these new-fangled "pigs" in their town.
 
2011-11-23 06:12:33 PM
Gotcher hot kosher pork rightcheer!

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