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(TwinCities.com) Stupid With "Black Friday" firmly entrenched, and "Cyber Monday" thrust upon us, the media is trying out "Small Business Saturday"   (twincities.com) divider line 97
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2011-11-23 12:17:26 PM
someone please explain how this is stupid..
 
2011-11-23 12:17:31 PM
I'm waiting for Nubian Tuesday as the logical follow-up to Black Friday.
 
2011-11-23 12:18:53 PM
FirstNationalBastard: Tuesday

Tuesday means one thing and one thing only: Tacos.
 
2011-11-23 12:19:14 PM
www.peacebuttons.info

Black Friday in 1850
 
2011-11-23 12:19:44 PM
White-out Wednesday
 
2011-11-23 12:20:22 PM
FirstNationalBastard: I'm waiting for Nubian Tuesday.

Works for me.
topsplace.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-11-23 12:20:24 PM
I like the idea of Small Business Saturday, but you're still going to be faced with the same toy sold at Big Box Inc on Friday for $10 with the discounts but at the small family run toy store for $20 with small discounts, if they have it at all.

I'm only hitting up a small business that is having a minor Black Friday deal. They have an electronics kit I want to get my 7 year old. He discovered he can build his own radio.

My 5 year old told me he wants to learn to program computers. I downloaded Logo last night for him.

Once they've mastered that, I think maybe a Lego Mindstorm kit is in the future.
 
2011-11-23 12:20:25 PM
CornDog in 2012: [www.peacebuttons.info image 308x217]

Black Friday in 1850


But were there any BOGO sales?
 
2011-11-23 12:20:59 PM
leftteffticle: someone please explain how this is stupid..

People don't buy things on Friday or Monday out of the goodness of their hearts, they do it because they think they're getting a great deal. Small businesses have never really competed on price.
 
2011-11-23 12:22:00 PM
It's an American Express promotion, isn't it?

http://smallbusinesssaturday.com/

/brought to you by Carl's Jr.
 
2011-11-23 12:22:40 PM
but Cyber Monday has been around way longer than Small Business Saturday?

(Theyre all still stupid)
 
2011-11-23 12:23:10 PM
FirstNationalBastard: I'm waiting for Nubian Tuesday as the logical follow-up to Black Friday.

Don't worry, they're already ahead of you with Green Tuesday.
 
2011-11-23 12:24:37 PM
I'm starting "Stay Home and Make Your Own Damn Gift Sunday"
 
2011-11-23 12:25:38 PM
TheOriginalEd: but Cyber Monday has been around way longer than Small Business Saturday?

(Theyre all still stupid)


Cyber Monday is a myth, sort of like the "many billions lost in productivity due to March Madness" crap they spew out in the spring.

//Someone should write a book about this crap.
 
2011-11-23 12:26:39 PM
What about Suck My Dick Sunday?
 
2011-11-23 12:27:05 PM
Well we already do Small Business Saturday. There is craft fair every year Thanksgiving weekend and I go with my in-laws. So Colorado produced jams & jellies, salsa, toys, etc. I always spend more money then planned, though my son got a great handmade wooden dragon pull toy.
 
2011-11-23 12:27:08 PM
leftteffticle: someone please explain how this is stupid..

Intuitively obvious.

/don't question, just accept the media's truth
 
2011-11-23 12:28:13 PM
I've been doing this for 20 years, it's called "the bar".
 
2011-11-23 12:28:26 PM
balthan: What about Suck My Dick Sunday?

Fine, but then we have to have Fondle my Balls Wednesday.
 
2011-11-23 12:30:35 PM
As long as they don't fark with Thursday. Thursday belongs to Thor. Do not piss off Thor.
 
2011-11-23 12:31:08 PM
balthan: What about Suck My Dick Sunday?

Considering women do most of the crazy shopping, it should be "Rub My Feet" Sunday. Suck My Dick Day can be after Christmas, assuming the guy put some actual thought into her present.

/End up shopping for his family in addition to mine.
//Men have it easy.
 
2011-11-23 12:33:04 PM
I'm already not buying gas, calling my congressman, and jumping at noon with everyone that day. I think I'm clapping my hands for Tinkerbell that day, too. So many ways to affect the world, isn't it cool?
 
2011-11-23 12:34:35 PM
My closest relatives are all adults. So, they're fine with sensible presents. I'm all for supporting local small businesses and farms. I went to the local farmers' market and got all sorts of local flavored almonds, walnuts, honey, olive oil, and other non-perishables. They loved it. Now two of them have new babies. I shudder to think of the years of demands for pink plastic crap in my future.
 
2011-11-23 12:38:10 PM
My local wine shop is participating, and offering discounts for AMEX users. I hang out there most Saturday afternoons anyway and my AMEX is on file. So I'm actually going to make use of this campaign for some 15% off vino.

/booze, ftw!
 
2011-11-23 12:39:17 PM
Contents Under Pressure: Now two of them have new babies. I shudder to think of the years of demands for pink plastic crap in my future.

Wooden toys and classic kids books. If they don't like it, they can STFU.
 
2011-11-23 12:39:43 PM
LaraAmber: balthan: What about Suck My Dick Sunday?

Considering women do most of the crazy shopping, it should be "Rub My Feet" Sunday. Suck My Dick Day can be after Christmas, assuming the guy put some actual thought into her present.

/End up shopping for his family in addition to mine.
//Men have it easy.


So all we're going to do on December 26 is get our dicks sucked? That's offensive to women.

LET'S KEEP THE "BOX" IN BOXING DAY, PEOPLE!!!
 
2011-11-23 12:39:49 PM
Carth: leftteffticle: someone please explain how this is stupid..

People don't buy things on Friday or Monday out of the goodness of their hearts, they do it because they think they're getting a great deal. Small businesses have never really competed on price.


oooh, k. kinda a stretch but i see what you're saying.

honestly, if it encourages people to go shop at the little craft store down the street or the farmers market or whatever... i'm ok with it, even if it is media fueled.
 
Oak
2011-11-23 12:41:48 PM
LaraAmber: balthan: What about Suck My Dick Sunday?

Considering women do most of the crazy shopping, it should be "Rub My Feet" Sunday..


Women are too dumb to shop online?

I can't agree.
 
2011-11-23 12:43:58 PM
I'm doing "Go to a college football AND basketball game" Saturday this year.
 
2011-11-23 12:45:15 PM
Small business owners are the glue that holds this country together. They are the job creators. The Real Americans. They should be held in an esteem normally reserved for military heroes and life-saving first responders...

...but if you make a concerted effort to "shop local" and patronize these small businesses, you're a smug elitist hippie who thinks he's better than everyone else.
 
2011-11-23 12:49:14 PM
Contents Under Pressure: My closest relatives are all adults. So, they're fine with sensible presents. I'm all for supporting local small businesses and farms. I went to the local farmers' market and got all sorts of local flavored almonds, walnuts, honey, olive oil, and other non-perishables. They loved it. Now two of them have new babies. I shudder to think of the years of demands for pink plastic crap in my future.

Actually as a parent of a 20 month old, let me tell you parents appreciate not getting yet another toy for their kids. Especially if they are trying to steer their kids away from certain types of toys. (I swear so many people don't check to see if a toy is appropriate for a toddler.)

Good gifts: gift cards to clothing stores or Target/Babies R Us, annual family membership to zoo/children's museum/aquarium, passes to see a I-Max/Disney on Ice/Circus/day at amusement park, kids cooking classes.
 
2011-11-23 12:49:16 PM
CornDog in 2012: [www.peacebuttons.info image 308x217]

Black Friday in 1850


Stop making me laugh at that.
 
2011-11-23 12:50:29 PM
Oak: LaraAmber: balthan: What about Suck My Dick Sunday?

Considering women do most of the crazy shopping, it should be "Rub My Feet" Sunday..

Women are too dumb to shop online?

I can't agree.


Women get dragged by other women to "bond". Believe me if it wasn't for my mother-in-law and sisters-in-law I'd spend the day curled up with my Kindle and a cup of homemade cocoa.
 
2011-11-23 12:51:23 PM
UNC_Samurai: LaraAmber: balthan: What about Suck My Dick Sunday?

Considering women do most of the crazy shopping, it should be "Rub My Feet" Sunday. Suck My Dick Day can be after Christmas, assuming the guy put some actual thought into her present.

/End up shopping for his family in addition to mine.
//Men have it easy.

So all we're going to do on December 26 is get our dicks sucked? That's offensive to women.

LET'S KEEP THE "BOX" IN BOXING DAY, PEOPLE!!!


Step One: Cut a hole in the box
 
2011-11-23 12:52:54 PM
Raging Thespian: FirstNationalBastard: Tuesday

Tuesday means one thing and one thing only: Tacos.


While I love tacos, I think "Two dollar Jameson" wins for Tuesday.
 
2011-11-23 01:00:27 PM
Small Business Saturday, brought to you by that most quintessentially small business, American Express.
 
2011-11-23 01:03:17 PM
Ugh, I loathe the Christmas sale spaz season. Of course everything is on sale... it has been all year.
 
2011-11-23 01:03:22 PM
i'm going to do it. one of the local places i can shop at is a regional gas station chain so i'm going to buy $25 worth of gas using my AE card i have only as a backup. maybe it isn't what they meant by small business but idgaf.
 
2011-11-23 01:03:38 PM
What about Blue Monday?

/How does it feel
//To treat me like you do?
 
2011-11-23 01:06:30 PM
there their theyre: UNC_Samurai: LaraAmber: balthan: What about Suck My Dick Sunday?

Considering women do most of the crazy shopping, it should be "Rub My Feet" Sunday. Suck My Dick Day can be after Christmas, assuming the guy put some actual thought into her present.

/End up shopping for his family in addition to mine.
//Men have it easy.

So all we're going to do on December 26 is get our dicks sucked? That's offensive to women.

LET'S KEEP THE "BOX" IN BOXING DAY, PEOPLE!!!

Step One: Cut a hole in the box



i305.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-23 01:07:51 PM
envirovore: I think "Two dollar Jameson" wins for Tuesday.

Hmm... I like the way you think. You've got a real future at this company.
 
2011-11-23 01:13:34 PM
Why am I working Friday?
 
2011-11-23 01:13:46 PM
sigdiamond2000: Small business owners are the glue that holds this country together. They are the job creators. The Real Americans. They should be held in an esteem normally reserved for military heroes and life-saving first responders...

...but if you make a concerted effort to "shop local" and patronize these small businesses, you're a smug elitist hippie who thinks he's better than everyone else.


so very much this.
 
2011-11-23 01:15:05 PM
Random Anonymous Blackmail: Ugh, I loathe the Christmas sale spaz season. Of course everything is on sale... it has been all year.

Only at Joseph A Bank. Buy one suit and get another at equal or lesser value, absolutely free.
 
2011-11-23 01:17:07 PM
just so long as i don't have to buy greeting cards for people, call the days whatever you bloody well want
 
2011-11-23 01:21:04 PM
Do neither and Blanket the Earth instead.
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Check it
 
2011-11-23 01:23:35 PM
Raging Thespian:
Hmm... I like the way you think. You've got a real future at this company.


Glad to be on board. Does insurance here cover liver failure while working?
 
2011-11-23 01:55:33 PM
LaraAmber: /End up shopping for his family in addition to mine.
//Men have it easy.


Oh god yes they do. I have to buy for my mom,sister,him,his brother and his fiance,two of his friends and some of our neighbors that we're close friends with. He just has to get something for me since anything I buy for my mom will be from me and him.

/Ahahha only his brother,him,my sister and a few neighbors left.
 
2011-11-23 02:05:11 PM
balthan: What about Suck My Dick Sunday?

Approves...

www.geekstir.com
 
2011-11-23 02:07:45 PM
sigdiamond2000: ...but if you make a concerted effort to "shop local" and patronize these small businesses, you're a smug elitist hippie who thinks he's better than everyone else

I'm hardly a hippie, in no way smug... and I make a concerted effort to shop local. Of course, I don't preach about it, and I have no problem hitting Wal Mart for stuff from time to time.

I love having unique stores and restaurants in my community (New Orleans). Many of them run by good friends of mine.

To me, there's a value in having a Wal Mart near by, as well there's a value having unique shops within biking distance to my house.
 
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