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Gunny Highway
2011-11-23 09:16:20 AM
This should be fun.
 
fatalvenom
2011-11-23 09:17:21 AM
He can count to potato too??
 
jeremy1897
2011-11-23 09:22:56 AM
He cried like a little baby?
 
Mr. Coffee Nerves [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 09:27:47 AM
He climbed into Gary Bettman's lap until it was alllllll better?
 
Rev.K [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 09:44:31 AM
I watched that with no sound because my speakers are f*cked.

I do not understand what's going on.
 
hachijuhachi
2011-11-23 09:53:57 AM
Rev.K: I watched that with no sound because my speakers are f*cked.

I do not understand what's going on.

It was hard to tell, but from the sound, it seemed like he was destroying the skills competetion targets from the far blue line. The video quality was horrible, so the sound was, unfortunately for you, all there really was to go on.

Captain Serious FTW.
 
keylock71 [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 09:54:21 AM
Rev.K: I watched that with no sound because my speakers are f*cked.

I do not understand what's going on.

Yeah... Same here.
 
WhiskeySticks
2011-11-23 10:08:08 AM
Rev.K: I do not understand what's going on.

It's just one of the best players in the NHL showing you can shoot a puck with laser like precision without having Gary Bettman's cock in your mouth.
 
Loud_Mouth_Soup
2011-11-23 10:08:49 AM
He grew a sandy vagina?
 
MugzyBrown
2011-11-23 10:11:22 AM
He punched a player who was involved in a fight?

He jumped a guy at the faceoff circle to pretend he was tough?

He yelled at the ref with his odd pale face and pink face that looks like a kid who was eating a popsicle before the game?

He beat up a cab driver? oh wait that's Kane.
 
fatalvenom
2011-11-23 10:26:43 AM
WhiskeySticks: Rev.K: I do not understand what's going on.

It's just one of the best players in the NHL showing you can shoot a puck with laser like precision without having Gary Bettman's cock in your mouth.


That was terrific.
 
detroitdoesntsuckthatbad
2011-11-23 10:28:22 AM
How long will he be out with a concussion?
 
S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.
2011-11-23 10:56:57 AM
I'm actually kind of shocked this was the best they could come up with. I consider myself a big Toews fan, they could have easily pulled off something similar to this. (new window)

The grainy viral trick shot crap is nowhere near as exciting or shows what the players actually can do.
 
fatalvenom
2011-11-23 11:07:32 AM
S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.: I'm actually kind of shocked this was the best they could come up with. I consider myself a big Toews fan, they could have easily pulled off something similar to this. (new window)

The grainy viral trick shot crap is nowhere near as exciting or shows what the players actually can do.


I prefer this one (new window)
 
S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.
2011-11-23 11:29:17 AM
fatalvenom: I prefer this one (new window)

Oh god. Those pants. That hockey hair. Classic.
 
keylock71 [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 12:01:57 PM
S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.: That hockey hair. Classic.

Don't get me wrong, I love Ray as much as the next Bruins' fan, but I'm only going to give him 2 Jagrs for that hockey mullet.

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markyp09
2011-11-23 12:08:00 PM
Christ. Scared the shiat out of me. Thought he got a concussion.
 
JT_Goalie
2011-11-23 12:14:16 PM
S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.: The grainy viral trick shot crap is nowhere near as exciting or shows what the players actually can do.

This one's much better (new window)
 
Primitive Screwhead
2011-11-23 02:23:06 PM
WhiskeySticks: Rev.K: I do not understand what's going on.

It's just one of the best players in the NHL showing you can shoot a puck with laser like precision without having Gary Bettman's cock in your mouth.

Comment of the year contender!
 
skrame
2011-11-23 02:31:17 PM
JT_Goalie: S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.: The grainy viral trick shot crap is nowhere near as exciting or shows what the players actually can do.

This one's much better (new window)

That one was pretty good. My favorite: Link (new window)
 
Ishkur [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 04:07:41 PM
I can't tell what's going on. What was he doing? Was he shooting pucks into the opposite net? ...was there a target there? I could see neither the target nor the pucks. Maybe the camera should have zoomed in on them, like those Powerade commercials would, to give it that documentary feel or something?

And what did Toews say? I couldn't make out a single word. Maybe a boom mic would help? And maybe higher quality/HD camera?
 
SlothB77 [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 04:24:22 PM
i was expecting a concussion of some sorts.
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 05:25:45 PM
SlothB77: i was expecting a concussion of some sorts.

Yeah, I got freaked out. I haven't watched a game in a few days and didn't understand what the fark subby was talking about.

Scared the shiat out of me.
 
jekostas
2011-11-23 07:49:10 PM
SlothB77: i was expecting a concussion of some sorts.

Toews has alreay had a concussion. Willie Mitchell gave it to him a couple years back when Mitchell was playing for the 'Nucks. Toews missed... three games I think? Clean hit, though.

Enjoying watching Buffalo running Thomas every chance they get.
 
jekostas
2011-11-23 07:54:53 PM
jekostas: SlothB77: i was expecting a concussion of some sorts.

Toews has alreay had a concussion. Willie Mitchell gave it to him a couple years back when Mitchell was playing for the 'Nucks. Toews missed... three games I think? Clean hit, though.

Enjoying watching Buffalo running Thomas every chance they get.

Sorry, make that 6 games with a concussion.
 
fatalvenom
2011-11-23 08:52:09 PM
jekostas: jekostas: SlothB77: i was expecting a concussion of some sorts.

Toews has alreay had a concussion. Willie Mitchell gave it to him a couple years back when Mitchell was playing for the 'Nucks. Toews missed... three games I think? Clean hit, though.

Enjoying watching Buffalo running Thomas every chance they get.

Sorry, make that 6 games with a concussion.

I'm enjoying Seguin.

/not so much the score
//that Marshmont goal was pretty
 
jekostas
2011-11-23 08:59:05 PM
fatalvenom: jekostas: jekostas: SlothB77: i was expecting a concussion of some sorts.

Toews has alreay had a concussion. Willie Mitchell gave it to him a couple years back when Mitchell was playing for the 'Nucks. Toews missed... three games I think? Clean hit, though.

Enjoying watching Buffalo running Thomas every chance they get.

Sorry, make that 6 games with a concussion.

I'm enjoying Seguin.

/not so much the score
//that Marshmont goal was pretty

Eh. Bruins will make it close, at least. Stafford's ended up in Thomas' lap like... four, five times now? I don't think Thomas is very happy about it.
 
keylock71 [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 09:01:34 PM
fatalvenom: I'm enjoying Seguin.

/not so much the score
//that Marshmont goal was pretty

Sweet goal... Marshy's was kind of a "Look what I found" goal. Real nice effort after the hit in front of the benches, though. Lot of work to do in the third, but the Bruins are getting into their stride...
 
keylock71 [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 09:59:23 PM
Good game... 10 in a row.
 
Lance E.T. Compte
2011-11-24 01:46:50 AM
 
fatalvenom
2011-11-24 10:33:42 AM
keylock71: Good game... 10 in a row.

Pouliot puzzles me.
 
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